Seriously A Berry Habby Wish

I wood like teu wish...
HABBY BIRFDAY
teu my
The Berry Speshull
Aunt Davalyn 

On this berry speshull day,
I fink back ubon the mose imp portant words
I fink she habbs ebber ebber uttered,
and I kwote...

[teu my the Mom
wheu habbs a ffinity fur the older boys]

"Yeu shood fink ob adobting a bubby."
[translation: "You should think of adopting a puppy."]

And so in sbite ob the fack
that she spends a eckstra ordinary a mount
ob time on the phone
and out deuing fings wif the Mom
and all so wif out me...

I deu lubbs my Aunt Davalyn
wif all my heart.

She and my the Mom
haff been in separable
fur the last *ahem* years
since they were in skool teu geffer.
[I wood like teu tell yeu how long,
butt I deu naught haff a abba-cuss.]

Our hearts are berry berry full and habby,
finking ob
My The Aunt Davalyn
on her berry speshull day.