Skool Night Teu

Welcome teu
My Skool Night...

Smiling in The Business Yard

Berry tecknickally, this iss
My Second Skool Night
ob the week.

Yeu see way back there ober my shoulder,
be hind the new construckshun iss...

The Agility Field

where I took
My Berry Furst Beginning Agility Class
 last night.

Now, ass Yeu know...
and un till I I get my life feed...

I whill be reborting teu Yeu this week

wif what I did last week

butt naught to worry...

I deu many ob the same fings
ebbery single week...

so Yeu will naught fall far be hind.

Here is me checking my weekly
(now twice weekly) email... |

and faxes.

There iss all ways a feeling ob ecksitement
in the airs what surround my Skool...

There are lots ob steudents coming

and going

and all so... 'going'.

The Trainer and I spend time in
The Business Yard

until she a nnounces "Last Call"

and then whee go teu the in side.

Last week,
 they had started a new class be fore ours

and it ran a little long.

Here iss me being patient,
ignoring the distrackshun ob the odder class,
all while The Trainer
 tries to get the hang ob the new camera
what I haff naught yet tasted.

Here is me while the Trainer gets her self
and our stuff all set up.

Be low Yeu whill see
me showing Yeu
My Lazy Sit

And now be low this
iss me showing Yeu

My Pretty Sit
what habbs been the subject
ob many diss cuss shuns

wif the Instrucktor.

This iss me showing Yeu a long sit stay,

while the odder steudents are

coming in, getting settled and all so
sit chewated.

This is me when the Trainer comes back teu me from an angle.

My feetsies haff naught moobed

on a counta I am the Good Boy...

and all so the night iss young!

Here is the Photographer
trying teu take a picksher 

ob what The Trainer sees
when whee deu flat work (walking)...

butt this iss naught what she sees at all

on a counta when I saw the camera,

I ducked my head and lurched for ward.

So there.

Here is when whee worked on low jumps
tight to the upright.

The idea whas to learn to deu a standing jump
and bend yeur body round the upright.

The worse part a bout the Photographer
being all so the Trainer iss

Yeu whill nebber get teu see me
deuing ackchewall acktibity...

butt my the Trainer iss all most ass habby
a bout my waiting skills

ass she iss a bout my acktibity performing skills

and I hobes Yeu teu
whill haff an a ppresheayshun
fur how hard it iss fur me...

teu diss play self control.
It is so berry hard...

Teu.

Be.

Still.

I much prefer 'get it' games

and deuing stuff

that earns me more libbers and chees!

One fing I haff learned a bout Skool...

Finking sure makes me tired.

This wheek I haff been working on
my posschewer 

on a counta I haff been

King ob the Lazy Sits
fur the last teu weaks

and now Yeu know why
My Pretty Sit 

whas so imp portant teu show Yeu!

Be fore I close, I whill tell Yeu a funny story.

When asked a bout my lazy sits,

The Instrucktor said it whas deu teu

laziness
and all so a weakness in inner leg muscles.

The Trainer asked what teu deu
teu strengfen my muscles,

And The Instrucktor said...

...wait fur it...

SWIMMING

I deu lubbs my Instrucktor!
Shee iss The Best in All The Whorld!