A Berry Speshull Weekend

I woke ub early this morning
wif
Some Fing Berry Speshull
on my mind.

I haff
Berry Speshull Plans
teu plan fur
The Doorman.
The Chef.
The Trainer.
The Concierge.
The Photographer.
The Tybist.
The Trolley Driber.
The Maid.
And all so...
The Mom.

Yes. Yes.
On this weekend
falls the speshull day
what comes round
[berry hobefully, she says]
once a year...
Sunday is The Mom's Birfday.

I fink there shood be
CAKE

Maybe naught CANDLES...

Butt definitely cake.

Let's see, what else...
Some Big Fing.

It's been a tough cubble ob years.
The Mom habbs nebber beed one teu
celebrate her birfday in a big way,
butt...
her last teu birfdays haff marked
The Kickoff ob
 All-In
Take No Prisoners
Battles wif Cancer.
2010... The Luke.
2011... The Bleu.
It is hard fur her teu get bast those memories,
so I am going teu helb her...

Clearly,
The Luke is close pals wif Stebe Jobs...
[and the Bleu smoofed ober
any conflicks they did habb... haha]

boaf ober seeing
Perfeck Timing
ob
The Long Awaited Release

what cleared the way
fur me
teu yeuse
My Samsung Galaxy Tablet
[sorry, Stebe]

teu order ub
The Big Fing
fur
The Mom.

Ob course,
The Big Fing
whill naught arribe until
neckst Friday...
Sebtember

While I can naught rebeal
the identy ob
The Big Fing

I can say thiss:
It makes me fink ob...
zooooooooooooom

Wishing Yeu
a Berry Speshull Weekend ob Yeur Own