Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday Night Wrights

Teunight
I am bretending teu be
The Commander ob The Uniberse.
As such...
I look sum fing like this.
Whell... wif one small ecksepshun:

Teu: The Maid
From: Reufus, TCoTU

Please teu occasionally turn off the ceiling fan
and remoob all that dust.
Many Fanks teu Yeu.

There are all so
many odder wrongs
I whill Wright...
many fings I whill change.
Fur instance...
I whill hire a full time staff...
The Trainer.
The Concierge.
The Trolley Driber.
The Chef.
Eben... The Mom.
...
All. Full. Time.
I whill pay them each
 a huge salary
teu be
Official Assistants
teu
The Commander ob The Uniberse,
all teu be at
my beck and call
24x7x365.
Yes Yes...
Ass
The Commander ob The Uniberse,
I deu all so here by
berry much abboint Yeu teu
berry imp portant positions
ob yeur interest and liking. 
I whill berrily take charge ob
Foods, Frollicks and Funs...
butt I whill berrily and all so sincerely need
Yeur Helb wif The Rest.

Berry Berry Many Fanks teu Yeu...
Posted by at 8:56 PM
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10 comments:

  1. Scout and FreyjaSeptember 28, 2012 at 9:15 PM

    Dear Commander, we will fall in line after you, no problem.

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  2. Angel Tucker, Daisy and LeoSeptember 28, 2012 at 9:28 PM

    We like your style, Commander, can we hang with you?

    Tucker and Daisy

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  3. Sheila and BobSeptember 28, 2012 at 9:41 PM

    The Commander ob The Uniberse. Refus, I Uncle Bob will handle security and protect you and all your servants, er I mean staff. This will also include Motorcades and flying on REUFUS 1.
    I will be assisted by K-9's Cousin Hamish and cousin Sophie.
    Auntie Sheila will handle and oversee all treat making, whatever his Commandership wants.
    We serve at the pleasure of Commander Reufus.

    Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
    Cousins Hamish & Sophie

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  4. Jo's WorldSeptember 28, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    Weu Heu, Reufus!

    You sound like an 9 year old boy, Commander. What can I do, lets see here, I like to sew Commander, so I could make you a nice sweatshirt with your new title on it. Also I am good at baking dog cookies. Let me know about the shirt and what official colors are used in your realm. I wish you the very best and I think if I were you, I would add Bodyguard to that 24x7x365 group you were hiring.

    Cheers, Commander!

    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

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  5. Jo's WorldSeptember 28, 2012 at 10:17 PM

    Uh, sorry, I didn't realize Uncle Bob was filling the role of Security Guy. My Apologies, Uncle Bob.

    Cheers,
    Jo and the Gang

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  6. DonnaSeptember 29, 2012 at 4:17 AM

    Thank u Commander.

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  7. UnknownSeptember 29, 2012 at 6:10 AM

    Nice one Commander of the Uniberse. Have a lovely Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Grandma CarolSeptember 29, 2012 at 6:54 AM

    I, Emma, whill be chief ob eur michevious fun department and await eur gidance! Xoxo Emma

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  9. How Sam Sees ItSeptember 29, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Ooooohhh.. You would be an awesome commander! Can Monty be your second in command!

    Sam

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  10. FinnSeptember 29, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    I shall follow you Commander! As long as that scary Darth Vader music doesn't come on when you walk in the room, ok? :)

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