Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Kicking Off a Monf ob Fanks Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu our
Kicking Off a Monf ob Fanks Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights
and ass iss
Fall Tradition
whee start thiss ebisode edition
wif
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Saturdays.
and one great fing about
Saturdays
iss
Aggie Football
and thiss wheek
whas high lighted by
My Monkey Gift
from The Aunt Karen
*cheu cheu cheu*
*skweek skweek skweek*
*cheu cheu cheu*
yess yesss yesssss
how fun it iss teu
Monkey Skweek
while also blaying
Aggie Football
and thiss wheek's game
whas blayed wif
no worries
Texas A&M 57
UTEP 7
[In fack...
I blayed the fourf quarter
wif my eyes closed]
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and that leads uss teu
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Sundays
...
yess yessss
and
ub side down Sundays
are the best
butt
also
I deu enjoy
weekend training time
sbeshully
on a counta
I habbs now mastered my
Six Weabe Boles + A Jumb
thiss week
after a year ob 
only couting teu
f o u r
yess yess
Sunday whas a good day
what turned a bit wrong
when
The MomHandlerConciergeStaff
tooken teu be
b e r r y   i l l
ober and ub and all night
what did require
a bit ob sighing
and
boking my nose under the baffreum doorz
butt
...
that leads uss teu
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Mondays
and
Momdays
teu be sure
I amb better serbed when
the Staff 
iss whell rested and in tib tob shabe
...
butt then again
I deu enjoy
a good lay-in
ass whell ass
an obborteunity teu deu
 good nurse work
and now I amb reminded teu tell yeu
a bit about
My Regular Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
My Ackademia
...
and here iss me
receibing the news that
My Agility Class
iss rained out
butt
whee shood come teu
My Skool
for
Meubie Night
yess yesssss
I lubbs
My Skool
and
The Business Yard
iss a great blace teu
send and receibe weemail
 and
faxes ob course
....
I lubbs
The Agility Field
eben on a rainy night.
Fank Yeu
The Mom Handler
what habbs rised ub from the dead
teu bring me here
teu
whatch a meubie
...
uhhh
habbs
comfy pheatre tybe seating
and
yeu what me
teu whatch from here???
...
o whell
the Handler learned a lot
from the
Agility Bideo
and
wif a class going on
n the arena
...
I learned a lot about
crate distrackshuns
and
staying calm 
when
the Mom can't see me
 I can't see
 the Mom Handler
 for
a n    h o u r   a n d   a   h a l f
...
boy o boy
I amb  Fanks Full for
the Mom Handler
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and that brings uss teu
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Teusdays
...
yesss yesssss
I lubbs Teusdays
sbeshully when the Mom
feels better
eben iffin she goes back teu
the facktory
on a counta when she gets home
Me and The Handler
deu a bit ob
Training
and here I amb
bracktissing my
down / stay
*whisbers using golf course boice*
here I amb
learning the command
c h i l l
*knot meubing a muscle 
ecksebt my noggin*
and here iss the Mom Handler
circling round behind me
and
lining back ub
wif her milky white legs
and bare feetsies
and here
I amb
"all done"
[what signals finking training time iss finished]
and now here iss
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Wednesdays
...
esbeshully on a counta
I know
there iss some fing sbeshull about
ebbery odder Wednesday
and teunight
some. fing. iss. definitely. ub.
and that some fing iss
The Mom's Handler's
Going Teu Skool Clobes
Going Teu Skool Sheus
yesss yessss
I know
whee are juss biding our time
on a counta
in juss moments
whee whill board
the trolley
 for
Obedience Class
at
My Skool
...
and
after Monday Night
I amb knot so habby about
little reum at skool time

butt
the Mom Handler
 comes back teu reward me
stebs away
for
a few minutes
 and comes back teu
release me
and now I muss say
I lubbs my the Mom Handler
...
and
I amb Fanks Full for
My Wonder Full Instrucktors
I lubbs them.
I deu.
and while
teunight whas knot my finest hour
...
I amb in couraged.
I know I can work harder
and berform better
neckst time
[I deu hobes]
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and that brings uss teu
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
Fursdays
...
 and
Fursday being my day off
I deu enjoy
walkings
 and
shneufings
and
bleu skies 
and
lolling
and that brings uss teu

A Berry Sbeshull
FURSday
Game Feature
what I call

FURS Buzzle

FURS Buzzle 1 
FURS Buzzle 2
Now it's yeur guess
...
Name My FURS
...
yess yessss
and now sbeaking ob
fun
that brings uss teu

a berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Guess Wheu Came outta No Where
and
Made An Unscheduled Abbearance
[and seriously no one knows how he got here
or where he came from]
knot on
the reuf tob
knot down the chimney
juss right here
yess yessss
...
Santa habbs landed in
Our Libbing Reum.

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and that brings me round teu
Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature
what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for
 F R I D A Y S

and one ob my faboritest fings
about Fridays iss
our regular feature
what iss called
Stuff About My Friday
...
and here iss
me
when
the Mom comes Home
 and here
iss me when
my little reum door iss obened
and here
iss me when
* r e l e a s e *
*whooooop*
I amb Fanks Full for
Grocery Day
lotsa bags 
 eudles ob shmells
 and ass always
a bose wif the leut
and once
the treasures
are all but away
whee settle in teu
some

Habby Monkey Friday

 I amb
dolled ub
kicked back
and
getting my cheu on
letting the Mom
*chill*
and whaiting for some fun filled

Out ob Door Tribs

teu deu some
Hunting
*hunting*
*shneufing*
for some
good shmells
 Really. Good. Shmells.
 Really. Really. Good. Shmells.
Really
- - - - -
and that bring uss teu

our somewhat sbeshull regular feature
what iss called

My Friday
[Sock Monkey]
Photo Sheut

 I amb sitting bretty
and
looking serious
 yess
*shy*
 *stoick*
*kind* 
 *gentle*
 *skeptickal*
digging deeb inteu
that emotional blace
I call
Reulander
iss
hard work
so
I amb berry Fanks Full for
my release command
 and when
I discubber
 no one iss holding my string
wheu heu
and then
 *come*
and
I'm back.
...
whshhew
Whee juss remembered
Veteran's Day
iss right round the corner.
...
I habbs redressed
and
bersuaded
the Chef
that is time for
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
The Fiday Night Dinner Blate
*famished*
wif the time change
I swear
my dinner iss serbed
an hour late
I mean
I but my order in at the right time
butt
the serbice here iss running
a good hour late
butt
that's it
it iss ub there
in my bowl
 salmon and legumes kibbles
baked breast ob the chick chickwatermelon
 yess yessss
saying
Grace and Fanks Fulls
 and here iss
My Friday Night Dinner Sbeshull
baired wif
My Ozarka Sbring Waters
*release get it* 
and now
...
time for
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
The Friday Night
After Dinner Outing

 *hunting*
 *hunting* 
  *hunting*
  *hunting*
  *hunting*
  *hunting*
 *hunting* 
  *hunting*
 *hunting* 
 *hunting* 
 *hunting* 
 *hunting* 
 *hunting*
hahahahaha
ok
and now for some fing different
*hunting some fing different*
 and that brings me teu
Our Sbeshull Holiday Feature
what iss called
My Veterans Day
Photo Sheut
and while my photos
cood nebber ebber brobberly serbe
teu honor
Our Nation's Heroes
ubon
Thiss Great Holiday
 berhabs
what iss in my heart
deus
some amount ob justice
yess yesss
I amb berry Fanks Full for
the many sacrifices ob
Our Veterans.
 *alert*
 *ignore the surrounding eddible greens*
*shmeuchable camera zeum*
and now that brings uss teu

our regular sbeshull feature
what iss called

What It's Like
teu
Nab Wif Reufus

hahaha
yeah
wif me
 I amb a bit ob a
L A B
b o y
a bit
c l i n g y 
 I deu lubbs
the close ub
any chance teu lean
any chance teu shmuggle
any chance teu beg seduce imblore hybnotize
 wheu heu
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*mono tone hybnotickal boice*
Yeu  now  realize
it  iss  time  for
The Friday Night Cheu
 yess yess
 I amb berry Fanks Full that
it iss
t i m e
 yibby yibby
*dancing wif the bully stick baton*
ahhhhh
the bully stick cheu
yess yesss
a good cheu
frees the mind
and
Friday Night Wrights
begins teu flow.
 - - - - -
and now ass
thiss edition
comes teu a close,
it iss time for
my regular feature
what iss called
My Foughts and Brayers
Teunight

I amb finking ob
My Cousins
Hamish and Paco
wheu need
Our Brayers 

...
and 
in my heart
...
I mourn the sudden bassing
ob
My Sweet Cousin Freyja
now
Angel Freyja ATB
...
I amb debastated
and the debf of my lubbs goes out teu
My Berry Sbeshull Aunt Mimi
wif the berry sad and broken heart
I know
- - - - -
and
now also wif
My Aunt Valerie
I mourn the bassing ob
The Berry Sweet Miss Charm
Golden Angel ATB
*mourn full sigh*
yes yesss
...
 I amb berry Fanks Full for
my life
my lubbs
My Friends
Blease teu Hug yeur Lubbed Ones.
Blease teu Count yeur Blessings.
Nebber Ebber let a Moment slib by
wifout
Fanks.

4 comments:

  1. Another winner and a great Friday night read.

    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  2. I am fank full for Saturday mornin' Laughs Out Loud with the Wrights! (that is when Mom takes time outta the bizzyness of her weekend to load the Wright page on the inter webs)

    Woofs and Slobbers!
    Chester ;-)

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  3. I am fankfull for teh U-S-A, my hoomins and u!! :)

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  4. We were sorry to rad about Freyja, but we didn't know she was your cousin. We're sorry for the loss.

    You have had a very busy week, as usual. We need a nap just reading about all you do.

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