Friday, December 6, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Fat Goose Edition

Habby Friday
Merry Christmas
and
Welcome
teu our
The Fat Goose Edition
yess yesss
Christmas
iss coming
the goose iss getting fat
and
whee habbs been berry busy
wif
holiday busy nesses
butt first
I bresent for yeu
our regular feature
what iss called
I deu lubbs
a Saturday Morning
a nice lazy lay-in
is juss
seuber
butt
my berry berry mose faboritest
iss
a second breakfast
ob
sgrambled eggs
and
bacon Bacon BACON 
 yess yesss
etted
in
the big bed reum
mmm mmmmmm...
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
oben
bandora's
The Christmas Closet

and
 bull out all ob 

the Christmas crab decorations

and
deu teu my
penchant for mischief
young age
and
the Mom's laziness busy schedule
whee edited
by bulling juss a few fings
from each ob the bockses
yess yess
the Mom made her seleckshuns
and
I made mine
 and
offffffff
I did run
 hahaha
the first decoration
habbs been blaced
on
the Mom's noggin
...
and
thiss is my reackshun
teu
that fluffy ball dangling
a side her head
 hahaha
...
butting fings here and there
iss
hard work
and it calls for
genius seuberbisory skills 
 yess yessssss
...
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular Saturday feature
 what
for lack ob a better term
whee refer teu
ass
Texas Aggie Football
 yess yess
the season
habbs been
a bit ob
a disabbointment
 butt
I but on my neck ware
and
whee whatch the game
...
some times from
the back yard
  thiss wheek's game

whas
a close one

butt
in the end
whee did fall teu mizzeu
Aggies 21 - tiggers 28
beu
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
stuff whee got done
during
the game
...
whee but a bunch ob
"no no knot yeurs"
on
The Reufus Christmas Tree
and
here iss a glimbse
wif out the flatch
the Decorator
cood knot find
the bag ob hanger fingies
so
whee whent teu
the big bed
 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
wif
a holiday twist

what iss called
Stuff I Did on Sunday
...
I did a bit ob a lay-in wif the Mom
I ett a wee serbing ob french toast what the Chef did serbe
I seuberbised the House Keeber keeb the house
I helbed the Decorator decorate the tree
and
I snuck ub and did a lay-on
on
the by-in-by-tayshun-only sofa
 and
when ebbery fing whas ub ubon
My Tree
...
out ob the bag
what the ornament hanger fingies
came home in
whas
My Faborite Martian Santa
head ware
 and
since I whas on
the by-in-by-tayshun-only sofa
 I did feel obliged
 teu
blay along
and
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My First
2013 Holiday Photo Sheut
 I gets berry ecksited
when
I see and hear
My Christmas Wardrobe
 I amb
a bit abbrehensibbs
 about
being so close teu
and
habbing my back teu
My Tree
 yess yesss
it iss
My Tree
on a counta
ebbery single
"no no knot yeurs"
iss
a dog
a Golden
or fings whee lubbs
and
gibben teu me
and
Wellington, Comet, Luke and Bleu
wheu all art in Heaben
yess yesss
I amb quite
the Holiday Model
and
errrrr
Elf 
and
here I amb bosing
wif
Santa's Bag 
 what
my the Aunt Karen
did
gibbs me
 "smile if yeu habbs been naughty"
I ask yeu
...
iss thiss the face
ob
a naughty boy 
I mean
...
forget all yeu habbs
heard
and
read
and besides
...
I habbs a
iron tight ally-by
and
good legal clownsel
*clears froat*
carrotker whitnesses abbreciated
- - - - -
and
*quick distrackshun teck-neek*
that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Stockings Were Hung
on the cabinet
wif
care
on a counta

whee deu knot habbs a chim-a-knee

bickshered here
l teu r
Me.
Stockings for
Me. The Mom. The Luke. Miss Comet. The Bleu.
*sniffles and tears*
Christmas
iss
a time ob 
lubbs
and
memories.
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Odder Stuff about My Week
incleuding
My Ackademia
...
My Agility Class iss finished for the year.
My Obedience Class met Wednesday night
where I got an
E for Effort
and
H for Habbiness
in odder news
the Mom worked hard at the Facktory

whee blayed. whee trained.
and
whee shmuggled.
 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
wif
a home rebair twist
what iss called
My Friday

yeu see
whee whoke ub wif
thiss garage door
circus 1953
job built
and
original teu our house
...
our door's hardware
broke itself lass year
and
whee sbent 400 smackereus
custom fabrimicating a ficks
and then a cubble ob monfs ago
a roller broke
so
*bows head and blaces Santa hat ober heart*
the ole girl
*sniffle*
habbed teu go.

and wif
bain in my heart
grief on my mind
 and

a home rebair brojeck in baw
...
I did sneuberbise

 now
the Mom did try teu distrack me
by
entertaining me
odderwise
 butt wif
a high temby-teur
ob
38 degrees Eff
 out ob doors
whas knot much ob an
obshun
 butt in the blink ob an eye
some four teu fibe hours later
...
whah lah
 blease teu
welcome
our new garage door
 on behalf ob
The Trolley
wheu whill be grate full teu
sleeb
in ob doors
thiss ebening.
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Odder Stuff about My Friday
 whee whatched
a little week day
teebee

*yay*
 I did a little
My Little Reum
hanging out
 I did also take a look at
My Tree
 and
the bockses ob stuffs
what are ready teu be
wrabbed
 whee did benture
out
in
the
cold
 and then
and then
and then

it
whas
time

for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

Salmon & Legume Kibbles
Carrots, Botatoes, Green Beans, Corns
wif a
Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle

yess yesss
that's it
right ub there
 *fass fore ward : ten seckonds later*
yess yesss
that's it
right down there
 The Friday Night Sbeshull
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Waters
blease
Mother may I 
 *sit*
 and
*gobble*
...
 *fass fore ward : ten seckonds later*
and the crazy fing about
cold winter ebenings
iss
dark nesses
 uh huh
whell
it iss teu cold teu enjoy
the out ob doors
so
...
it muss be time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu
 I know it iss
and
I know where they are
ub there
in the cabinet 
 yess yess
here I amb
dancing
 teu the teune ob
the Mom habbs a cheu
in her hand
like a whand
...
gibbit gibbit gibbit
teu
me
 o
I deu lubbs
a bully stick
and now
ass whee close
tis the season
ob
Memories
...
some are care free
some are bitter sweet
butt
all are
wonder full
...
Our Hearts and Brayers
go out teu
Our Friends
wheu are struggling
facing hard shibs and battles.

...
I whish I cood lick and nudge and lean on yeu
till
yeur worries
habbs gone away

4 comments:

  1. Reufus, I bet Christmas at your house is fun The garage door looks very nice, and we do think it was time.
    We look forward to your Friday Night Wrights as Christmas approaches we are sure the Wrights house will be jumping.

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  2. We love your new garage door - it is perfect for your house!

    Reufus, our Santa hat has mysteriously disappeared - do you know anything about it?

    Monty and Harlow

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  3. Dat is an awesome tree and some really neat pikshers!! Me wuvs u! :)

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  4. dood...yur lookin grate in yur hatz, we dunno which we liked de best, my fav rite marshen or yur red n white stockin cap! de new door be total lee awesum. kinda sorta all most ina way matches yur coat. happee bully stix and week oh end...!

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