Friday, December 19, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Lights, Tasty Foods, Blooms, A Ghost, The Festibbs Fun Filled Mail Bag, A Factory Party and The Waiting Game Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Lights, Tasty Foods, Bleums,
A Ghost,
The Festibbs Fun Filled Mail Bag,
A Facktory Barty
and
The Whaiting Game
Edition
o my
. . .
a bizzy bizzy seuber bizzy
t e u   w h e e k   e d i t i o n
wif
many many facktory stresses
ass whee close in
*angels sing*
o u r   a l l   m o s e
t e u   g l o r i o u s   w h e e k s   t e u g e f f e r

so
let's get wright teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Wheek End
 what consists ob
s w e e t   l a y - i n n s
a bit ob shobbing
z e u m i e s
and
l i g h t s
ass yeu see
looking out from my borch
 and
looking back inn
where
be hine that whindow
inn
the back
back ob the house
. . .
yeu whill fine me
a s w e e b   i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d
*zzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
The Monday Sbeshull Dinner Blate
cooked
sbeshully for me
by
My Aunt Karen
wheu iss
like
t h e   b e s t e s t   c h e f   i n n   t h e   w h o r l d
and
here I amb watching
the local ober brotecktibbs Chef
chobbing the size abbrobriate pieces 
in teu
s m a l l e r   b i t e s
yess yessss
. . .
teunight's menu
~
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
fresh carrots
fresh sweet botatoes
salmon oil drizzle
 o
yess yesss
I deu lubbs
n o m m y   f o o d s
all mose ass much ass
I lubbs My Aunt Karen
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s

Monday December 8f
yess yessss
whee bought
a duzzen baby blants lass year
teu gibbs teu
our friends
and kebt these four for our selbes
I deu hobes ebbery one iss enjoying
C H R I S T M A S   B L E U M S
like whee are
- - -
and now
here iss me
l a s s t   c a l l
deuing
the fings what I deu
butt I digress
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Teusday
the Mom
iss
home
~
I
amb
out
and
here I amb
s t r e t c h i n g   m y . . .   n e c k
wright wright
no matter how much
b u s i n e s s e s
i kneed teu deu
. . .
I all whays
s t o b   a n d   s t a l k
all clear teuday
butt
juss look at
t h e   s k y
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
there iss a ghost in our home
that's wright
and
s a i d   g h o s t
remobbs gifts
from
gift bags under our tree
and
leabes them for me teu find
wright wright
g i f t s
like
t h i s s   s w e l l   c h i m n e y   o b   r a i n d e e r s
what I bersonally bicked out for
My Cousin Rizzi
berhabs
the ghost iss in here
berhabs
I shood ecksersize him
*tussle tussle*
after all
I whood hate teu gibbs
a   g h o s t   f i l l e d   g i f t
nor
*ahem*
a   y e u s e d   t o y
*nods*
- - -
and
my whork here iss done
night night
what brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
whee call
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s
Whednesday December 10f
bring uss teu
our regular feature
what whee call
Fursday
and
before whee know it
s u n   d o w n
and
night night
- - -
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what whee libbs for
...
T G I F
and
juss
look
what
a   b e a y e u t i f u l l   d a y
I
all mose hate teu
go inn
butt
whee muss go inn
teu
skware fings a whay
so
whee can come back out
for
our fun feature
what iss called
b l a y   t i m e
*retriebe*
*return*
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
*retriebe*
*return*
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
*retriebe*
*return*
*grin*
and
here whee are
diss cussing
what teu deu neckst
. . .
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
f r o w   i t   a   g a i n
*retriebe*
*return*
and
here I amb challenging it
teu
f r o w   i t s   s e l f
be fore gibbing it
teu
the Inter Tainment Direcktor
wheu
s h a r e s   t h e   l i b b e r s
butt
buts the dumb bell
in her bocket
teu which
I resbond
. . .
* s i l l y *
and then
whee deu race inn
teu
the inn doors
for
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
T h e   F u n   F i l l e d   M a i l   B a g
o
yess yessss
. . .
my mail man
what iss
really
a lady
habbs whorked
ober time
delibbering
teu
me
a l l   t h e s e   t r e a s u r e s
boy o boy
I feel like
t h e   l u c k i e s t   b o y
in the whirled
on a counta
I habbs
t h e   b e s t   f r i e n d s
and
s o   m u c h   l u b b s
from tob teu bottom
. . .
My Cousin Pippi
~
The Bootiful Miss Jenny
~
My Dear Friends
Cassie, Comet, Rigel & Sora
~
My Awesome Trainer
Tracie
wif Scribble, Peanut and Jelly
and
here I amb
shmuggling my card from
Miss Holly
and
the berry funny card from
JWD
aka Jake Whonder Dog
~
and
my whonder full friends
JackieBoy, Chloe and BellaBleu
*habby sigh*
f r i e n d s h i b s
iss
jusst the besst
- - -
yess yesssss
and all so
inn the mail bag
iss
a   s b e s h u l l   b a c k a g e
from
Aunt Sheila and Uncle Bob
Cousins Emma and Jesse
inn side ob which
iss
t h e   s w e e t e s t   b i c k s h e r
ob
E m m a   a n d  J e s s e
and
The Ass Good Ass Gold
2015 Calendar
*whatches the Mom's habby dance*
what
the Mom says
shee wood be losst wif out
gorgeous photos
whonder full stories
yess yesssss
whee lubbs it
- - -
and now
all so in the bag
my berry first backage
from
C a n a d a

what I deu some times
lubbingly refer teu ass
t h e   a t t i c k
and
they are from
My Aunt Marni
and
Cousin Reudy
all
f e s s t i b b l y   w r a b b e d
I
deu
lubbs
that
and
inn side
. . .
a berry sweet card
a gorgeous calendar
a ornament
wif
L I G H T S
for uss boaf
some B L I N G for the Mom
and
*drumb roll*
t h i s s   s w e l l   e l f   h a t
for
  m e
and
I fink whee can
a gree
. . .
I   D E U   O W N   I T
and now
here I amb
bouting and dreaming and whishing
that
berhabs
o
bretty blease
it
iss
t i m e
o
yess yessss
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
featuring
a   n e u   f r e n c h   t w i s t
on
an ole faborite
teunights sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
french style green beans
fresh Aunt Karen steamy carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
wif
fresh mackin tosh abble garnish
fought fully
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
a m e n
*dig inn*
a quick out
for
business
and
a wheffer rebort
and then
i n n   t e u   c h i l l
and
bask in the lights
ob
M y   C h r i s t m a s   T r e e
*basks*
*Basks*
*BASKS*
*BASKS*
o
I deu lubbs
my tree
and
a l l   o b   h e r   b a g s
eben
from
a far
ass whee
s a y   o u r   b r a y e r s
and
close out
a berry hard wheek
whee bid yeu
night night
- - - - -
bring uss teu

a feature

what iss knot about me
butt iss really

all bout me
what whee whill call

Facktory Christmas Barty

Saturday

what means
I style her
and
send her on her whay
and
she fanks me by
texting me
bickshers ob
f u n   &   f r i b o l i t y
followed by
*gasb*
t a s t y   f o o d   b i c k s h e r s
um
a steak wif
a   r o s e m a r y   t a i l
wif
a
l i m e a d e
on the side
*nods*
and then
it habbens
~
The Facktory wreckognized The Mom
for
Elebenty Billion Fifteen Years
ob Serbice
~
wif
a donayshun teu
Golden Retriever Rescue of Houston
a large gift certicate teu BetSmart

and
ONE ECKSTRA WHEEK OB BAYCAYSHUN
and then
whay bast
h e r   c u r f y e u
the Mom
iss
b a c k   h o m e   t e u   m e
where
shee
be longs
and that brings uss
teu
our sbeshull receuberayshun feature
what is called
what whee deu on Sunday

~

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Gleumy Monday
ub there
. . .
Merry Christmas, Dubb Fambily
and
down here
a nodder inn stallment
ob
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s
Monday December 15f
yess yessss
whee are
l o o k i n g   g o o d
and now
i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d
for
l u b b y   d u b b y   t i m e
a   b i t   o b   t e e b e e
s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
h e b b y   b e t t i n g
and
n i g h t   n i g h t
- - -
bringing uss teu

More Long Days

Teu - Whed

dark firty
ass all whays
go out
come inn
big bed
night night
*rolls eyes*
*yawn*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our knot much better feature
what iss called
Fursday
she leabes at dark
she comes home at dark
it iss all whays
d a r k
and
here iss
a dark stallment
ob
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s
Fursday December 18f
 where whee make
the following obbserbayshuns
. . .
closest teu earf bleumbs best
east ecksboshure bleums best
smaller bots bleums best
 mean while
out inn the kingdom
shniffings
eatings
and
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s 
and then
t e u   t h e   b i g   b e d
for a bit ob
whatching the Mom
brebare for teu morrow
 whatching the HouseKeeber
shut down
 and
then
* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *
- - -
bringing uss teu
o u r   i m b o s s i b l y   l o n g   t e u   w h e e k s

teu
a close
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
Flood Filled Friday
 and
here I amb
whorking
the drizzly high lands
looking for
fings teu eat
a business sbot 
then
back inn
for
o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
 what incleudes
e l l e n
and
a faborite fellow Texan
O w e n   W h i l s o n
*cheers*
and now
back out
it iss still
b e r r y   b e r r y   w h e t
out there 
ok ok
. . .
taking the blunge 
kneed me some
whaders
or at the berry least
g a l o s h e s
*nods* 
 now
quick quick
. . .
i n n
 for
my faborite feature ob the wheek

what whee call
yess yessssss
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
 where
in the hubb bubb ob acktibity
what habbs been
our whork layden teu wheeks
I might habbs forgotten teu tell yeu
. . .
I   d e u   s o   l u b b s   t h e   C h e f
eben though
teunight's offering iss
l e a n
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
wif
home made cinnamon cookie garnish
 off
bast the backages
bast the wrabbings
 teu be
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
 *amen*
*dig inn*
 and now
o u t
inn the swhamb
for
a bit ob
b u s i n e s s
 and then
back
i n n
teu
touch base wif
m y   b f f
teu
bond wif
m y   b f f
and
teu
offer ub
f a n k s
 Holidays can be berry hard
. . .
whee lubbs yeu
. . .
H A B B Y   H O L I D A Y S
and
M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S

4 comments:

  1. I love how the factory really understands your Mom - donations and a Petsmart gift card? Such a nice surprise!

    Monty and Harlow

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  2. So happy to hear that the factory showed appreciation for all the work your The Mom puts in. We are sure the quality of her work is tops. Tell The Mom that the picture of her is great and the food looked delicious. Quite a shindig, well deserved of course. Lub you guys.
    Auntie Sheila,Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma & Jesse

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  3. Excellent narration and presentation. Lovely recipe. Well done
    chowringhee kathi roll

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