Friday Night Wrights: Lights, Tasty Foods, Blooms, A Ghost, The Festibbs Fun Filled Mail Bag, A Factory Party and The Waiting Game Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights

Lights, Tasty Foods, Bleums,
A Ghost,

The Festibbs Fun Filled Mail Bag,
A Facktory Barty
and
The Whaiting Game

Edition

o my

. . .
a bizzy bizzy seuber bizzy
t e u   w h e e k   e d i t i o n

wif
many many facktory stresses

ass whee close in
*angels sing*
o u r   a l l   m o s e
t e u   g l o r i o u s   w h e e k s   t e u g e f f e r

so

let's get wright teu

our regular feature
what iss called

My Wheek End

 what consists ob
s w e e t   l a y - i n n s
a bit ob shobbing

z e u m i e s

and

l i g h t s

ass yeu see

looking out from my borch

 and

looking back inn

where

be hine that whindow

inn

the back

back ob the house

. . .
yeu whill fine me
a s w e e b   i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d

*zzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called
The Monday Sbeshull Dinner Blate

cooked
sbeshully for me
by

My Aunt Karen
wheu iss

like
t h e   b e s t e s t   c h e f   i n n   t h e   w h o r l d

and

here I amb watching
the local ober brotecktibbs Chef
chobbing the size abbrobriate pieces 

in teu

s m a l l e r   b i t e s

yess yessss
. . .
teunight's menu
~

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans
fresh carrots

fresh sweet botatoes

salmon oil drizzle

 o

yess yesss

I deu lubbs
n o m m y   f o o d s

all mose ass much ass

I lubbs My Aunt Karen

- - -
and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s
Monday December 8f

yess yessss
whee bought
a duzzen baby blants lass year
teu gibbs teu
our friends
and kebt these four for our selbes

I deu hobes ebbery one iss enjoying
C H R I S T M A S   B L E U M S
like whee are
- - -
and now
here iss me
l a s s t   c a l l

deuing
the fings what I deu

butt I digress

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Teusday

the Mom
iss
home
~
I
amb
out

and
here I amb
s t r e t c h i n g   m y . . .   n e c k

wright wright
no matter how much
b u s i n e s s e s
i kneed teu deu
. . .
I all whays
s t o b   a n d   s t a l k

all clear teuday
butt
juss look at
t h e   s k y

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
there iss a ghost in our home

that's wright
and
s a i d   g h o s t
remobbs gifts
from
gift bags under our tree
and
leabes them for me teu find

wright wright

g i f t s

like

t h i s s   s w e l l   c h i m n e y   o b   r a i n d e e r s

what I bersonally bicked out for

My Cousin Rizzi

berhabs
the ghost iss in here

berhabs

I shood ecksersize him

*tussle tussle*

after all
I whood hate teu gibbs
a   g h o s t   f i l l e d   g i f t

nor
*ahem*
a   y e u s e d   t o y
*nods*
- - -
and
my whork here iss done

night night

what brings uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature

whee call

C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s

Whednesday December 10f

bring uss teu
our regular feature
what whee call
Fursday

and
before whee know it
s u n   d o w n

and
night night
- - -

bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what whee libbs for
...
T G I F

and
juss
look

what
a   b e a y e u t i f u l l   d a y

I
all mose hate teu
go inn

butt
whee muss go inn
teu
skware fings a whay

so
whee can come back out
for
our fun feature
what iss called
b l a y   t i m e
*retriebe*

*return*
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
frow it a gain

*retriebe*

*return*
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
frow it a gain

*retriebe*

*return*
*grin*

and
here whee are
diss cussing
what teu deu neckst
. . .
frow it a gain
frow it a gain
f r o w   i t   a   g a i n

*retriebe*

*return*

and
here I amb challenging it
teu
f r o w   i t s   s e l f

be fore gibbing it
teu
the Inter Tainment Direcktor

wheu
s h a r e s   t h e   l i b b e r s

butt

buts the dumb bell

in her bocket

teu which
I resbond
. . .
* s i l l y *

and then
whee deu race inn
teu
the inn doors

for

our berry sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

T h e   F u n   F i l l e d   M a i l   B a g

o
yess yessss
. . .
my mail man
what iss
really
a lady

habbs whorked
ober time

delibbering
teu
me
a l l   t h e s e   t r e a s u r e s

boy o boy
I feel like
t h e   l u c k i e s t   b o y
in the whirled

on a counta
I habbs
t h e   b e s t   f r i e n d s

and
s o   m u c h   l u b b s

from tob teu bottom

. . .

My Cousin Pippi

~

The Bootiful Miss Jenny

~

My Dear Friends

Cassie, Comet, Rigel & Sora

~

My Awesome Trainer

Tracie

wif Scribble, Peanut and Jelly

and
here I amb
shmuggling my card from
Miss Holly

and
the berry funny card from
JWD
aka Jake Whonder Dog
~
and
my whonder full friends
JackieBoy, Chloe and BellaBleu

*habby sigh*
f r i e n d s h i b s
iss
jusst the besst
- - -

yess yesssss

and all so

inn the mail bag

iss

a   s b e s h u l l   b a c k a g e

from

Aunt Sheila and Uncle Bob

Cousins Emma and Jesse

inn side ob which

iss

t h e   s w e e t e s t   b i c k s h e r

ob

E m m a   a n d  J e s s e

and
The Ass Good Ass Gold
2015 Calendar
*whatches the Mom's habby dance*
what
the Mom says
shee wood be losst wif out

gorgeous photos
whonder full stories
yess yesssss
whee lubbs it
- - -
and now
all so in the bag

my berry first backage
from
C a n a d a

what I deu some times
lubbingly refer teu ass
t h e   a t t i c k

and

they are from

My Aunt Marni

and

Cousin Reudy

all

f e s s t i b b l y   w r a b b e d

I

deu

lubbs

that

and

inn side

. . .

a berry sweet card

a gorgeous calendar

a ornament

wif

L I G H T S

for uss boaf

some B L I N G for the Mom
and
*drumb roll*

t h i s s   s w e l l   e l f   h a t

for
  m e

and
I fink whee can
a gree
. . .
I   D E U   O W N   I T

and now

here I amb

bouting and dreaming and whishing

that
berhabs
o
bretty blease

it

iss

t i m e

o
yess yessss
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

featuring

a   n e u   f r e n c h   t w i s t

on

an ole faborite

teunights sbeshull

. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles

french style green beans

fresh Aunt Karen steamy carrots

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

wif

fresh mackin tosh abble garnish

fought fully
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

a m e n
*dig inn*

a quick out

for
business
and
a wheffer rebort

and then

i n n   t e u   c h i l l

and

bask in the lights

ob

M y   C h r i s t m a s   T r e e

*basks*

*Basks*

*BASKS*

*BASKS*

o

I deu lubbs

my tree

and

a l l   o b   h e r   b a g s

eben

from

a far

ass whee
s a y   o u r   b r a y e r s
and
close out
a berry hard wheek

whee bid yeu

night night

- - - - -

bring uss teu

a feature

what iss knot about me

butt iss really

all bout me

what whee whill call

Facktory Christmas Barty

Saturday

what means

I style her

and

send her on her whay

and

she fanks me by

texting me

bickshers ob

f u n   &   f r i b o l i t y

followed by

*gasb*

t a s t y   f o o d   b i c k s h e r s

um
a steak wif
a   r o s e m a r y   t a i l

wif
a
l i m e a d e
on the side
*nods*

and then
it habbens
~
The Facktory wreckognized The Mom
for
Elebenty Billion Fifteen Years
ob Serbice
~
wif
a donayshun teu
Golden Retriever Rescue of Houston
a large gift certicate teu BetSmart
and
ONE ECKSTRA WHEEK OB BAYCAYSHUN

and then

whay bast

h e r   c u r f y e u

the Mom
iss
b a c k   h o m e   t e u   m e

where
shee
be longs

and that brings uss

teu

our sbeshull receuberayshun feature

what is called

what whee deu on Sunday

~

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Gleumy Monday

ub there
. . .
Merry Christmas, Dubb Fambily

and

down here

a nodder inn stallment

ob

C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s

Monday December 15f

yess yessss
whee are
l o o k i n g   g o o d

and now
i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d

for
l u b b y   d u b b y   t i m e

a   b i t   o b   t e e b e e

s w e e t   n u f f i n g s

h e b b y   b e t t i n g

and
n i g h t   n i g h t
- - -

bringing uss teu

More Long Days

Teu - Whed

dark firty
ass all whays

go out
come inn

big bed

night night

*rolls eyes*

*yawn*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our knot much better feature

what iss called

Fursday

she leabes at dark
she comes home at dark

it iss all whays
d a r k

and

here iss

a dark stallment

ob

C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t u s
b l e u m s

Fursday December 18f

 where whee make
the following obbserbayshuns
. . .
closest teu earf bleumbs best
east ecksboshure bleums best
smaller bots bleums best

 mean while
out inn the kingdom

shniffings
eatings
and
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s 

and then
t e u   t h e   b i g   b e d

for a bit ob

whatching the Mom

brebare for teu morrow

 whatching the HouseKeeber

shut down

 and
then
* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *

- - -
bringing uss teu

o u r   i m b o s s i b l y   l o n g   t e u   w h e e k s

teu
a close
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
Flood Filled Friday

 and
here I amb

whorking
the drizzly high lands

looking for
fings teu eat
a business sbot 

then

back inn

for

o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b

 what incleudes
e l l e n
and
a faborite fellow Texan
O w e n   W h i l s o n

*cheers*

and now
back out

it iss still
b e r r y   b e r r y   w h e t
out there 

ok ok
. . .
taking the blunge 

kneed me some
whaders

or at the berry least
g a l o s h e s

*nods* 

 now
quick quick
. . .
i n n

 for
my faborite feature ob the wheek
what whee call
yess yessssss
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

 where
in the hubb bubb ob acktibity
what habbs been
our whork layden teu wheeks
I might habbs forgotten teu tell yeu
. . .
I   d e u   s o   l u b b s   t h e   C h e f

eben though

teunight's offering iss

l e a n

. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

wif

home made cinnamon cookie garnish

 off
bast the backages
bast the wrabbings

 teu be
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

 *amen*
*dig inn*

 and now
o u t

inn the swhamb

for
a bit ob
b u s i n e s s

 and then

back
i n n

teu

touch base wif

m y   b f f

teu

bond wif

m y   b f f

and
teu
offer ub

f a n k s

 Holidays can be berry hard

. . .

whee lubbs yeu
. . .

H A B B Y   H O L I D A Y S
and

M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S