How I Spent My Happy Christmas Eve

I rice from
my beas full slumber
wif

a   s k i b   i n   m y   s t e b

 whee head

out ob doors
for
a   b i t   o b   f u n

 some tricks
some sbins
some bozishun games

and
heere iss
h o w   I   l o o k   t e u   t h e   H a n d l e r 

 *giggles*
shee iss whearing
h e r   r e i n d e e r   j a m m i e s
[fank heabens for my cedar fence]

~

and back inn doors
whee fink
what shall whee deu wif
O u r   C h r i s t m a s   E b e

so
. . .
donning my bells
whee board
t h e   T r o l l e y

and
head a cross town
teu
the bed baff and beyond 

 then
teu
the chase bank

 then
whee stob for
a   b r e a k f a s t   s a m m y
*yay*

 then
whee head back
teu
A u b u r n   K e n n e l s

 where
whee buy

ebbery single
My Little Wholf Libber Treat
they deu habbs

and

then

. . .
O u r   B e r r y   B e s t   D e s t i n a y s h u n

. . .
My Aunt Karen's House
odder whise known ass
Casa de Rizzo
[y Zekey y Cam]
*yay*

R teu L : Me, Rizzi, Zeke

 and
here iss me
c h e c k i n g   i n n

 and
Zekey

taking a rest
in

the grasses 

 whilst
I check

the berimeter

yo

Cam

 o o o
I deu kneed
a   t r a m b o l e e n   b e d

Me on Tramboleen, Rizzi front, Cam back. Zeke at fence.

*haha*
Cam isheus me
t h e   r e d   c h a l l e n g e 

then
he checks out
m y   b e l l s

" real men deu teu... whear bells " 

 that's
w r i g h t

 okay
yesss
. . .
my the Mom

DEUS

dress me

 what can I say
- - -

butt
I can micks it ub
wif
the best ob yeu
*haha*

 *micksing it ub*

*bolting*
while
Rizzi swibes Cam wif his tail 

 and now
back on the borch

 teu
my   b e r c h
on
the tramboleen bed

at which time
the Moms broclaim
" it iss cold out here "
so
whee all go inn side for
shared laughter
wharm conbersayshun
nosy ecksblorayshuns
and ob course
teu see
w h a t ' s   c o o k i n g

L: Cam, by ubben. Zeke, looking at ubben. Me, looking at Zeke's bum.
Rizzi looking at uss all.

 O Friends
it deus knot get better than
t h i s s   b e r r y   b e r f e c k t   d a y

ass
t i r e d
whee board the Trolley
for
h o m e

butt then
-
it

habbened
-

instead ob going straight
the Trolley turned wright

 and

neckst

I found my self at

Betco UnLeashed 

in

the

tub

*sigh*
thiss iss
o u r   f i r s t   t i m e

so
whee go frew
the orientayshun

 yeu get
a basket ob
bubby shambeu
condishunner
mussodge fingy

comb
and
brush

 a long wif
all the towells
yeu kneed

whee are here
by
our berry own selbes

so
the Shambeu Girl

sings teu me

o
I shood all so menchun
the Photographer left home
wif OUT her sbecktackles 

so
blease teu eckskyeuse
the jibberish teckts

the blurry bickshers
and
the makes-know-cents ban-o-ramicks 

all in all
ass baffs deu go

and though
whee feel boorly for cheating on

Dirty Hairy

[what iss still our 'go teu' self serbe salon]

whee deu lubbs thiss blace 

yess yesss
the best bart iss
- - -
the dryer reaches ober teu
the tub

e a s y   b e a s y   d r y i n g
*tuts*

 and
whee chuckled
on a counta
the lady in yellow whanted
b i c k s h e r s
ob their baff

I whas ready teu ecksit the tub
butt

a long wif
the Mom, the Hair Dresser and the Photographer
. . .
I whanted teu dockyeument the fackt
that
t h e r e   a r e   o d d e r   c r a z y   b e e b l e
in the whirled

and then
after a bit ob drama ober
a   f o u n d   c h e e   h u a   h u a
whee deu board the Trolley

for
the gas stayshun
and then

at long lasst
h o m e
- - - - -
where
the Chef bulls out
My Aunt Karen Bedgetables

 and
brebares me

a
C h r i s t m a s   E b e   F e a s t

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans
fresh carrots
fresh sweet botatoes
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
Dasuquin mint

baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters 

 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn* 

 *out*
for
a business trib

 what incleudes
a bit ob
bondering

a lot ob
shniffing

 and juss a little
b i g   b u s i n e s s
*bow*
- - - - -
and
ass it iss getting dark
whee light
o u r   b i g   C h r i s t m a s   t r e e

what
much teu our surbrise
habbs many light settings
from
basstells teu brimaries
teu
white lights
[what whee fought whee whir buying]
so
whee set teu
b r i m a r y   c o l o r s
and the Photographer stebs out side

teu
check it out
and iss
struck by
t h e   m o o n

butt

back on boint
- - -
b r i m a r y

butt umm
deu yeu see

a sblit in the blinds 

 umm
question
what are yeu deuing out there

and now

whee set on
m u l t i   o b b s h u n   f a d e

 then

on
white lights

under
close obbserbayshun
ob course 

by
me 

 whee decided teu leabes
the front tree
on
m u l t i   o b b s h u n   f a d e
*nods*
- - -
and
here I amb
telling the Mom

l o n g   d a y

. . .

I
amb

tired

 so
Ma in her jammies
and
Me in my bells

whee settle

our brains
for
a long whinter's nab

 no no
knot a single little kreecher
iss stirring

knot eben

me

so
but a bow on thiss bost

and
turn out the light

butt
knot be fore whishing
My Friends
~
Habby Christmas

teu all
and

teu all
A Good Night