Wednesday, December 24, 2014

How I Spent My Happy Christmas Eve

I rice from
my beas full slumber
wif
a   s k i b   i n   m y   s t e b
 whee head
out ob doors
for
a   b i t   o b   f u n
 some tricks
some sbins
some bozishun games
and
heere iss
h o w   I   l o o k   t e u   t h e   H a n d l e r 
 *giggles*
shee iss whearing
h e r   r e i n d e e r   j a m m i e s
[fank heabens for my cedar fence]
~
and back inn doors
whee fink
what shall whee deu wif
O u r   C h r i s t m a s   E b e
so
. . .
donning my bells
whee board
t h e   T r o l l e y
and
head a cross town
teu
the bed baff and beyond 
 then
teu
the chase bank
 then
whee stob for
a   b r e a k f a s t   s a m m y
*yay*
 then
whee head back
teu
A u b u r n   K e n n e l s
 where
whee buy
ebbery single
My Little Wholf Libber Treat
they deu habbs
and
then
. . .
O u r   B e r r y   B e s t   D e s t i n a y s h u n
. . .
My Aunt Karen's House
odder whise known ass
Casa de Rizzo
[y Zekey y Cam]
*yay*
R teu L : Me, Rizzi, Zeke
 and
here iss me
c h e c k i n g   i n n
 and
Zekey
taking a rest
in
the grasses 
 whilst
I check
the berimeter
yo
Cam
 o o o
I deu kneed
a   t r a m b o l e e n   b e d
Me on Tramboleen, Rizzi front, Cam back. Zeke at fence.
*haha*
Cam isheus me
t h e   r e d   c h a l l e n g e 
then
he checks out
m y   b e l l s
" real men deu teu... whear bells " 
 that's
w r i g h t
 okay
yesss
. . .
my the Mom
DEUS
dress me
 what can I say
- - -
butt
I can micks it ub
wif
the best ob yeu

*haha*
 *micksing it ub*
*bolting*
while
Rizzi swibes Cam wif his tail 
 and now
back on the borch
 teu
my   b e r c h
on
the tramboleen bed
at which time
the Moms broclaim
" it iss cold out here "
so
whee all go inn side for
shared laughter
wharm conbersayshun
nosy ecksblorayshuns

and ob course
teu see
w h a t ' s   c o o k i n g
L: Cam, by ubben. Zeke, looking at ubben. Me, looking at Zeke's bum.
Rizzi looking at uss all.
 O Friends
it deus knot get better than
t h i s s   b e r r y   b e r f e c k t   d a y
ass
t i r e d
whee board the Trolley
for
h o m e

butt then
-
it
habbened
-
instead ob going straight
the Trolley turned wright
 and
neckst
I found my self at
Betco UnLeashed 
in
the
tub
*sigh*
thiss iss
o u r   f i r s t   t i m e
so
whee go frew
the orientayshun
 yeu get
a basket ob
bubby shambeu
condishunner
mussodge fingy
comb
and
brush
 a long wif
all the towells
yeu kneed
whee are here
by
our berry own selbes
so
the Shambeu Girl
sings teu me
o
I shood all so menchun
the Photographer left home
wif OUT her sbecktackles 
so
blease teu eckskyeuse
the jibberish teckts
the blurry bickshers
and
the makes-know-cents ban-o-ramicks 
all in all
ass baffs deu go
and though
whee feel boorly for cheating on
[what iss still our 'go teu' self serbe salon]
whee deu lubbs thiss blace 
yess yesss
the best bart iss
- - -
the dryer reaches ober teu
the tub
e a s y   b e a s y   d r y i n g
*tuts*
 and
whee chuckled
on a counta
the lady in yellow whanted
b i c k s h e r s
ob their baff
I whas ready teu ecksit the tub
butt
a long wif
the Mom, the Hair Dresser and the Photographer
. . .
I whanted teu dockyeument the fackt
that
t h e r e   a r e   o d d e r   c r a z y   b e e b l e
in the whirled
and then
after a bit ob drama ober
a   f o u n d   c h e e   h u a   h u a
whee deu board the Trolley
for
the gas stayshun
and then
at long lasst
h o m e
- - - - -
where
the Chef bulls out
My Aunt Karen Bedgetables
 and
brebares me
a
C h r i s t m a s   E b e   F e a s t
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
fresh carrots
fresh sweet botatoes
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
Dasuquin mint
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters 
 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
*dig inn* 
 *out*
for
a business trib
 what incleudes
a bit ob
bondering
a lot ob
shniffing
 and juss a little
b i g   b u s i n e s s
*bow*
- - - - -
and
ass it iss getting dark
whee light
o u r   b i g   C h r i s t m a s   t r e e
what
much teu our surbrise
habbs many light settings
from
basstells teu brimaries
teu
white lights
[what whee fought whee whir buying]
so
whee set teu
b r i m a r y   c o l o r s
and the Photographer stebs out side
teu
check it out
and iss
struck by
t h e   m o o n
butt
back on boint
- - -
b r i m a r y
butt umm
deu yeu see
a sblit in the blinds 
 umm
question
what are yeu deuing out there
and now
whee set on
m u l t i   o b b s h u n   f a d e
 then
on
white lights
under
close obbserbayshun
ob course 
by
me 
 whee decided teu leabes
the front tree
on
m u l t i   o b b s h u n   f a d e
*nods*
- - -
and
here I amb
telling the Mom
l o n g   d a y
. . .
I
amb
tired
 so
Ma in her jammies
and
Me in my bells
whee settle
our brains
for
a long whinter's nab
 no no
knot a single little kreecher
iss stirring
knot eben
me
so
but a bow on thiss bost
and
turn out the light
butt
knot be fore whishing
My Friends
~
Habby Christmas
teu all
and
teu all
A Good Night

7 comments:

  1. I needed a nap threuout your post -

    What a day and night!

    Have a GReat HOWLiday!

    I deu thank dog I'm a Siberian fur I've nevFUR had one of those bath things during my time with this The Mom -
    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWeu: We deu love your khard! Thank weu ;-)

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  2. Reindeer pjs, huh? :)

    Merry Christmas, Reuf and Mom! It looks like you had a good Christmas Eve feast. Beans, sweet potatoes, carrots and kibble. Yummy!

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  3. Wishing you and your family happy holiday. Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous and joyous New Year.

    Best wishes Molly & Family

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  4. Awwww - we hope you and your Mom have the very best Christmas ever, sweet Reufus!

    Monty and Harlow

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  5. After all the Christmas activity of the last two days, just seeing this now. What a exciting and wonderful day you and the Mom had. Looking forward to all your new adventures in the new year.
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma & Jesse

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