Friday, January 17, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Back teu Our New Reuteen Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu our
Friday Night Wrights:
Back teu Our New Reuteen Edition

yess yesss
the Holly Days
are butt
a dim memory
ass
settle in teu
the
Teu-O-One-Four
and work at
a balance
ob
a more acktibb life style
wif
all the fun fings ob our
old reuteen

butt now
a word a bout
Our Wheffer
clear bleu skies
cool crisb morning
ob a bout 35 F
and gorgeous afternoons
ob a bout 65 teu 70 F
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Saturday
whee got ub
bright and early
teu eat
my breakfasts
and take
a quick walky
and then
the Mom left me teu habbs
lunch wif some Friends
butt when she came home
she brought me
a big bag ob kibbles
and then bronounced

"after all ob thiss ecksersize 
and eating right 
and working out...
my musckles are tired 
and I amb ecksauceted"

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
whee habbs a lazy
boy o boy
did whee ebber
habbs a lazy
I likes
my lazy
mose esbeshully
in
the Mom's lab
wif
a side ob
berry unflattering smooches
it iss all so
good form
teu
share my lazy
wif
a friend
like
Mister Bubbles
*bubble sounds*
*nods*
and
early teu bed on Saturday
makes for
a whell rested
the Mom
the Staff
and
the Me
on
Sunday
so it whas back teu
eckersizing
and
busy nesses
*yibbeeee*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my ackademia
...
and here iss me
seuberbising
the Chef
brebare
my bork libbers
and
my chees
she also habbs
obened
a bag ob
Orijen Black Angus Beef Treats
and then
the Handler
sbins me a round
and commands
*freeze*
*Black Angus Beef Rewards*
*release*
*freeze*
and
*Black Angus Beef Rewards*
yess yesss
I deu lubbs
teu eatteu train

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Focus Class
training bag

 here iss
the bag
what I take teu class
when
I deu knot habbs teu take
my big training bag
whee call it
our bink bees lubbs and baws training bag
*nods*
and in it thiss wheek
iss
free ob my
tug toys 
the big one iss
a great toss toy
it habbs a tennis ball in it
the middle one habbs a skweeky
and
my berry mose faborite one iss
the bocket bouch tug toy
wif the teu handles 
 on a counta
it stays loaded wif
t r e a t s
what I get teu nibble
right out ob
the bocket bouch
butt I digress
...
also in
our bink bees lubbs and baws training bag
 iss
teu tabs
[what are little short leashes]
and
seberal bags ob
My Little Wolf
bork libbers
now let's but these
back in the bag
and
G O
yess yesss
it whas
a berry good class
thiss wheek
and
I did habbs
F U N
and that brings uss teu
a fun feature
what whee call
My Fursday Ebening
after a long after noon
on the job site
the Mom
came home
wif
a hungry
what whas bigger than
the seubs and salads
whee she habbs eaten
all wheek
so
whee
the Chef
did a few fings
and then
turned on
grilled chees teebee
yess yesss
what iss
my faborite channel
on a counta
yeu knows how much I lubbs
a chee
butt
what yeu might knot know
iss

*whisbers*
I lubbs
b u t t e r
yess yesss
I did helbs wif
the etting ob
the grilled chee sammy
and then
whee did settle in for
a quiet ebening
until
...
that brings uss teu
our monfly feature
what iss called
time teu but the monfly goob on my back
...
so knot our faborite fing teu deu
butt
berry berry berry imbortant
and here iss me in
the goob abblication reum
aka
our half baff
and here iss
on my back
and after a few minutes ob
standing a round
whisbering sweet nuffings
...
fank dog
whee are back teu
our regularly scheduled brogramming
and that brings uss teu
a faborite ob mine
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
yibbee
and
here iss me

when
the Mom furst gets home

 and here iss me
seconds after
*release*
follow
the tib ob my nose
teu

our berry furst
Baba Murpy's Take-N-Bake Bizza

 [the juss obened in our hood]
what the Mom
juss brunged home
*nods*
and now
...
out for
a bit ob business
 o
the gorgeous sun shine
the berfeck temby teurs 
the arromatickal squirrel scents 
o yessss
and now
back in ob doors
for
a little down time
 on a counta
the lawn tending creu
habbs come teu
tend teu the lawn
 and
when they leabes
whee get out teu deu
a bit ob training
...
and
here iss
door manners
 *stay*
* s t a y * 
*release come*
and
just a bit ob
free time
 teu
surbey my the kingdom
 teu rib and romb
 and then teu
*come*
 and then
musick teu my ears
the Handler says
"let's train"
*sit*
*stay*
and off she walks
 a round the yard
 my feetsies
berfeckly still
untill gibben
the release command
yess yesss
ass it turns out
I amb a good good berry good boy
*nods*
 and now
let's go in
teu
whatch
o
can yeu see the teebee
my bad 
why are yeu meubing
are yeu habbing a hard time
seeing me
 ok ok
 I whill lie down
 yess yesss
I whill lie down
 for
ass long ass I can
and then
when I rise ub
I whill meubs when yeu say
"meubs"
so long ass whee can deu
arm shmuggles
yess yesss
yeu know how
I lubbs arm shmuggles 
 o yeah
that reminds me ob
our new regular feature
what iss called
our fitbit brogress
 yess yesss
yeu see
that black wrist fingy
on the Mom
that iss
the Fitbit
 what measures
her sleebs
her stebs
her mileage
her acktibity lebels
her floors climbed
 and whee are bleased teu a nnounce
she habbs met
her beginning goal
ob
*drum roll*
ten fousand stebs
...
four hole days in a row
 and that brings uss teu
our new regular feature
what iss called
let's go for a long walky
...
starting off wif
the obborteunity teu deu
businesses
in my own back yard
[no fank yeu, I whill sabe it]
and then
whee are off
 teu
the west
 soaking ub
the sun shines
and then
no no no
I amb knot
for lease 
 and then
 a quick stob
teu check messages
and teu make sure
whee are going
the "W"right whay
 o and then also
whee deu these stobs
teu train
a long the whay
 I amb knot yet good at
training wif the distrackshuns
butt
whee are working on it
...
o o o
the Leader Newsbaber
...
T E U M O R R O W
I whill habbs
a fabor teu ask yeu
 so
please
teu check back wif me
please

...
o
and what deu whee habbs here
 *chuggles*
baw brints
and then
whee come teu
a nodder training obborteunity
 no no

it iss knot one in which
I amb asked teu
hide my ears

 I amb juss hiding them
ass
a bonus
...
o look
a nodder Leader Newsbaber 
*scratch*
*sniff*
*big business* 
 and
*sit at the intersection*
 and then a few yards down
*becan raid sirens*
 there they are
on
the terrain
 and then
the culbrits
attembt a bertickal esckabe
it's Friday
the wheffer iss gorgeous
I feel good
...

I whill gibbs
the squirrely rasckals a break
teuday only

....
now let's head
h o m e
get the mail
outta the box 
 fish the keys
outta the bocket
 yess yesss
let's go in
on a counta
yess yesss
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate
 Salmon and Legume KibblesGreen Beans
wif
Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle
and
A Chobbed Abble and Teu Bone Cookie
Garnish
 o yess yesss
tasty fing
yeu make my heart sing 
 and now
serbed ub and
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Waters
I amb
*full attenshun*
o
I deu lubbs a tasty meal
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing 
 what always starts wif
a bit ob
a stalk
 *be still*
 *be berry still*
 they scurry
they fly
and then
I scobe out
the territory 
and
clean ub
the noms 
and ob course also
conduck businesses
 and
batrol the berimeter
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
time teu helb
the Media Staff
the Media Staff Work Stayshun
habbs been set ub
in the big bed
...
and my head
habbs been set ub
in
the Media Staff Lab 
yess yesss
lubbs me 
 and also
remember
our odder regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu 
 ahhhhh
a bully stick
iss the befeck whay teu
get back teu
Our New Old Reuteen
yeu know
whee take it for granted
some times
...
Life iss Good.
Life iss A Treasure.
Make ebbery day count
by treasuring each ob Her Moments.
It's nebber teu late teu turn ober a new leaf,
teu dream a new dream
or
teu try some fing new
...
whee are all juss
a beautiful work in brogress

2 comments:

  1. Ai luvs u and ur The Mom! :) Tail wags!

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  2. You had a very berry busy week, sweet Reufus!

    Monty and Harlow

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