Friday Night Wrights: Sweet Routine, One Amazing Feat and a Fruitless Friday Edition

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Friday Night Wrights

Sweet Reuteen

One Amayzing Feat

and a

Freut Less Friday

Edition

a berry reuteen wheek

like most all otters

whee start thiss edition

wif

our regular feature

what iss called

My Wheekend

wif the gorgeous wheffers

it iss

great fun

teu stretch my legs

and
blease teu bardon
our hillbilly green out door clobes dryer
. . .
 o
I deu lubbs Sbring

wif the green grasses
the frisky critters

the so far

not so hotty heats

the ribs

the rombs

and

o yess yessss

. . .

the treasures

 yessss yessss
t h e   u n i d e n t i f i a b l e   t r e a s u r e s
. . .
what in sbite ob
my berry hurt bride

 I whas made teu
sbit out

only teu habbs

the Mom

stock bile it in

the big black blastick can

out side

*tsk tsk*

what a whaste

. . .

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Wheek Day Wheek

and

wif the ubcoming

Memorial Day

our hearts and minds

turn teu

The Men and Women

wheu habbs so honorably

gibben their libes

in serbice teu

Our Great Country

so that
yeu
and me
and the Mom

 can libbs our libes
wif
the Hard Fought For Freedoms

 yesss yesss
and for me that means
leash free
sniffing the grassy grasses

 looking for that
one berfeckt sbot

 flashing
my saucy cheek

 and
look look
Little Debbie Dubb

[yeu know the only begatten daughter ob
Fred and Ginger Dubb]
and
*eubsy*
I make her
f l y

a flush for which
I amb knot
rebentent

and now it's time for

a brief whord

about

our regular feature

what iss called

The Fit Bit Stebs

The Mom habbs

a wheek day goal

ob

four teen fousand stebs

and

I deu whatch

ass many stebs ass I can

and

I all so deu log a few

my own self

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia

 o yeah

it iss
the day
it iss
the time

 for
the traditional
chobbing ob the chee

closely sneuberbised

ob course

and now
let's back ub
my libbers 

 from the store bought libber bag
teu
my zib lock

 blease teu let me habbs one
I whill deu any fing
I whill deu a trick
I whill gibbs yeu my trade mark
*buckers lib*

 and now
wif

the bribes rewards
bagged ub

 whee begin
our big bed locker reum beb talk

 yess yessss
thiss iss where
the Mom Handler tells me
Whee are a Team

 W H E E   G O T   T H I S

and now
a quick bit ob small business

 a little jog
teu ease the nerbes

and then
the call 

i t   i s s

G O   T I M E

 training gear loaded
and
the Trolley boarded

 whee are off
on
a short trib

 bearly
time teu settle in

 before
time teu rise wif joy

on a counta
whee are here
at
M Y   S K O O L

where I whork on
my sit stays

finking ebber so hard

deu knot moobs yeur feetsies

deu knot moobs yeur feetsies

deu knot

 and then
I deu all so whork on
my line ubs
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our selfy ob the wheek

 and now
whee return teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Learning More Fings at My Skool

whee whork on

our fronts

and when finished

I share

my front bibbot circle fing

wif the gorgeous

M J

I whill nebber ebber
whash
my front bibbot circle fing
ebber ebber again

 and now
a whord about
whatters
. . .
I habbs decided I deu knot like
tab whatter
so the Mom muss bring me
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

 what I deu enjoy drinking
from
my little bink bowl

yesss yessssss
that's wright
R E A L   M E N   D R I N K   F R O M   B I N K 

 butt I digress
whee work on
our heeling
and then berry imbortantly all so
o u r   f i g y e u r   8 s

I berform
moderately whell
and thiss iss
the lasst major biece ob the buzzle 

lasst
yeu say
yess yesss
whell sorta 

 whee kneeds
lots ob whork on
h e e l i n g

sbecifically
I kneed teu learn teu
bay close attenshun wifout
handy rewhards

butt wif
our goal trial entry date
a few short wheeks awhay

and wif
the Mom Handler
using the excuse
bromising

 if I can learn
c o m e   t e u   f r o n t
. . .
translation
from 30' awhay
me in a sit/stay
the Handler wif her hands at her side
a single whord
"come"
and I muss run quickly teu
sit. right. straight. in. front. ob. her.
. . .

 and that brings uss teu
our seuber sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Great Feat
. . .
thiss wheek
*drumb roll*
I learned
c o m e   t e u   f r o n t

and now

Dear Handler

I deu lubbs yeu

and I know yeu are

full ob the nerbes

butt

i t   i s s   o u r   t i m e

W H E E   G O T   T H I S S

[maybe... I hobes]

 and there iss nuffing quite like
a berry sweet
nighty night
after
a job whell done

nighty night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

 
and now wif
most ob the wheek day wheek

 be hind me
and wif
the Mom beginning
a four day wheek end

 whee settle in teu
a care free schedule
ob
no schedule

whell ob course
wif
the ecksebtion ob
m y   m e a l   s c h e d u l e
*nods*

 and that reminds me
it. iss. time. 

 *nom nom nom drink drink drink*

yessssss
nuffing like
a full tummy

teu helbs me
relacks
and settle in teu
a holiday wheekend 

 and now since
the lawn tenders
habbs come and gone
and
tended our lawn

it iss time for
our regular feature

what iss called
My Fursday Foto Sheu

 ahhh yessss
thiss iss
bart fun bart whork

on a counta
m y   s i t   /   s t a y
iss being tested

 and
m y   i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
iss being tested

and while
the rewards are
many and all so great

I amb required teu
F I N K 

deu knot mobbs my feetsies
deu knot moobs my feetsies
deu knot 

o yeah
and
quit finking so much
and
l e t   m y   s w e e t   s h i n e   f r e w

 and whell
confess shun time

 whee got home late lasst night
wif
the Mom short on stebs goal
so she made em ub
l a t e

and so there four
 big bed time

came
l a t e
and whee were boaf
w h a y   t i r e d

 butt
whee were boaf
all so
w h a y   a w h a k e

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Friday Wif The Mom Home

 o yess yessss
whee keeb
our early morning reuteen
butt then
whee go back teu the big bed
for
a nice eckstended lay in

and then when

the Mom gets ub

I transforms
the roll ober
in teu
a lab rebort

by incorborating
the Mom figh
ass
a billow 

and now
for
the peas dee
ree siss taunts
. . .
I bresent teu yeu
my teufy smile

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
time teu get the day started

 and wif
the Mom
h o m e
for the morning

 I habbs
the many obshuns ob
i n   o u t   i n   o u t  i n   o u t   i n

 and here I amb
o u t

 and
here I amb taking
a b-b-b-break
*skkkrraaaaatccchhhh*

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature

what iss called
Paul Newman, Arborist
comes teu
adbise uss about
our becan tree

and
the news iss knot good
. . .
the trunk iss full ob
shot hole borers
and there iss damage teu
abubbs 12'

all what means
there iss
. . .
n o   h o b e s
ob
s a l b a t i o n

and while whee are

s o   s a d

ober
our loss

. . .

whee re joyce in

t h e   l i f e

 and here I amb
dee lighting in
my Texas sage

wif

the gorgeous burble bleums

 many what habbs
obened ub

 and many ob which habbs
shed teu the ground

and now wif an

$1835

estimate in baw

 teu take out
my sweet becan

 whee kneed teu
wheigh the conditions
consider the electrickal lines
fink about the danger teu our roof

seek out a nodder seberal estimates
make our peas
and
*sobs*
take her down

so
I retire teu

my little reum

teu come teu terms
. . .
I whill no longer be
a   b e c a n   t y c o o n

*sobs*
and then the Mom calls me
lubbingly
teu come share
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Tradional Friday Fambily Nab

 *rolls ober*
I deu lubbs
the cool airs

flowing ober
my tummy furs

 *s t r e t c h*

 and
what
deu yeu ask iss
my hind quarters
ub teu

 whell
*kicking*

ebbery time the Mom
quits rubbhing my belly
I kick

 hugging
in the front

kicking

in the back

ahhhh yesssss
the berfeck nab

and then whee blay
a little
imbulse control game
wif
a libber
on the Mom's arm

o
I deu lubbs
thiss game

and now
*yawn*

back teu
our nabs and tee bees

and now
rested ub
and
wif our guilty teebee show ober

o u t
whee go

for

our regular feature

what iss called

time teu train

yess yessss

the Handler habbs blaced

my cones

in a square

so whee can whork on
our heeling
our turns
and
our fig yeur 8s

whee feel good
about
our whork

and the Handler
a nnounces
" a l l   d o n e "

and on the whay
in ob doors
I dart ober for
some hedgitables

teu which
the Mom shreeeeeeeeks
" d r o b   i t "

w h y
she askes me
w h y

teu which

I rebly

. . .

and now
it is the time
I habbs been whaiting for
since breakfasts

time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and teunight's sbeshull:
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon
bink lady abble garnish

and off I run
teu
my berry sbeshull dining reum

where
my dinner blate
iss baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
I offer
my manners

and then
raffer than say
"release"
the Mom says
"get it"
by miss take
. . .
so I berry tentatibbly deu
get   it

and now

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

My After Dinner Outing

and juss look
at the berry diss tinktibbs sky

what iss berry
sad
when filtered frew
my dying becan tree

*wibes tears from eyes*

and now
whee bush the sadnesses
a whay

and begin teu
c o u n t   o u r   b l e s s i n g s

and then after

coming in teu deu

a   l i t t l e   b l o g   w h o r k

 I amb
ready teu go back out

 teu habbs some
fun

 and after the Mom
bicks ub the cones
whee blay some games

 and then
she decides teu see
iff I can deu

 a stand stay

 while
she abbroaches me

wif
the libbers

 from
each direckshun
while
holding her breaf

and
*drumb roll*
I   G O T   T H I S S

 yess yesss
whee are
all done
wif our training

and now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

 o yeah
. . .
b u l l y   s t i c k

 show it off
shmoke it like a stogie

 and then
settle in for
a nice relacksing cheu

and now

ass whee close thiss edition

whee offer ub

our brayers

beas and mirackles

for

our friends

wheu are facing great challenges

. . .

food and shelter

for those wifout

. . .

and

our many fanks

for

All ob God's Blessings

. . .

Habby Memorial Day

~

all whays remember