Friday Night Wrights: There and Back, Black Monday and Back teu Skool Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

There and Back, Black Monday

and 

Back teu Skool Edition

yess yesss

and now

let's bick ub at the closing ob

Our Last Ebisode Edition

 ass the Mom and I big bed down at

The Seuber 8

what
A Fun Friday
my first hotel stay
. . .
delight fully ecksausting

whee habbs
ubbed and downed
these stairs

sebenty eleben fousand times

on a counta

there iss juss

so many beobles teu greet

and

the message center

ribe wif the acktibity

and then

the wilds

o my

wif the intocksicating shmells

. . .

and so when it iss
time teu sweeb

whee deu
bile ub in
the berry comfy big bed

and boy o boy
deu whee
sweeby sweeeeeeeb

I deu knot fink whee moobed
the entire night
and then ubon whaking
whee ub and down and ub and down
...
and ub and down and ub and down
those stairs

and then

the Maid Mom

straightened our reum

and

off whee whent

and here I amb

whaiting on the Desk Attendant

so whee can

check out

berhabs I cood get a job here
. . .
*clears froat*
"Whellcome teu the Seuber 8.
Allow me teu show yeu
the elebator, the stairs
the free food reum, the ice machine
and
the fabyeulous shmells out back"

yess yessss
I habbs a future in
Hosbitality
- - - - -
and now
back in the Trolley
whee head ober teu
see and helb
My Great Aunt

it whas
a berry emotional day
on a counta
MGA
habbs sold her house
iss moobing inteu Assisted Libbing
in a nodder town

and she iss
knot emotionally ready for it
and
seuber knot habby about it

it iss
knot a good time teu
take bickshers
butt
I amb seuber helby
and
I deu show her lots ob lubbs

I also deu make great friends wif
Baxter
her seuber tiny Mal-Tease

and then
berry late in the after noon
whee deu board
the Trolley

for
a return trib teu
H-Town

and after

a long nab for me

and

a long dribe for the Mom Trolley Driber

...

whee arribed

H O M E

yess yessss
S W E E T   H O M E

where whee unload the Trolley
eat me some dinners
check on my kingdom

but the finishing touches on

and bublish

A Trial Run for A Trial Run Edition

and the

g o   t e u   b i g   b e d

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Our Sunday Breakfast Run

yess yessss
the only fing better than
a second breakfast
at home

iss
a second breakfast
bicked ub in the Trolley

I whill habbs
the breakfast blatter

wif
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s

and
c r i s b y   b a c o n

yess ma'am
that whill comblete my order

no ma'am
the Mom Trolley Driber
deus knot kneed
a sin-amen role or abble bie

and now
let's bull ub teu
The Majick Whindow

where whee habbs
a tiny bit ob a whait

allowing me
the obborteunity

teu steb ub
the the front ob the Trolley

teu
e n t e r t a i n
the Mom Trolley Driber

and
flirt juss a bit

wif
The Majick Food Lady

thiss sgrambled egg blace
iss berry busy teuday

butt
it iss whorf the whait

on a counta
berry offen when whee habbs teu whait

they dubble ub on
t h e   b a c o n

and besides
there iss
lots teu see and deu

and here I amb
gibbing the Photographer
the ub and under

and

blease teu take my word for it

those noms were nom nommy

. . .

and then after

A Minimal Sunday

ob only the direst ob chores

it iss

back teu the grind

and

our regular feature

what iss called

Rise and Shine

Back teu The Facktory for the Mom

and that also means

back teu
the Fitbit Challenge

Whalking The Barking Garage

and ob
the fings she sees
whay ober there iss
the sky skrabers ob downtown

and fancy

running inteu

Y E U

and ober yonder

The Whorld Renown

Texas Medical Center

and right there
that iss
the Trolley Imbersonator

o ... o ... o
look at thiss
s w e e t   r i d e

and back ub
on the tibby tob
a better look at
T h e   H o u s t o n   S k y l i n e

yess yesss

it whas

a Monday like all odders

the Mom came home
and whee jumbed right inteu
our regular reuteen

and then
when whee least ecksbeckted it

it.
habbened.
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our berry sad feature
what iss called
Black Monday

thiss man
...

wheu looks so friendly

*Seinfeld "Newman" boice*
"Suckerberg"

wheu wood habbs yeu beliebe

he iss full ob

lubbs

thiss man
*Seinfeld boice*
"Suckerberg"

wrecked my whorld
that's wright
it's SO wrong
...
he axed me
he whacked me
he closed my brofile

no wharning
no recourse
. . .
I lost all ob My Friends
I lost all ob my content
ebbery comment I habbs ebber made
poof . gone

so Monday Ebening whass filled wif
s a d n e s s e s
and
*tugs at Snibely Whiblash muss-tash*
d r e a m s
 on ebbery single FB brofile
bulling the blug

or at the berry least
maybe
new leadershib

wif
more reasonable
r e u l e s
. . .
and after
a toss and turn and flib and flob
sweeb then reuminating then ...
reuminating some more

I rise on
Teusday Morning
knowing that there iss juss
one fing teu deu

*cues Rocky musick*

yess yessss

that's wright

I   a m b   c o m i n g   b a c k

and like

Souf Bark Kenny
wheu iss killed off in ebbery ebisode
only teu return in the neckst

I amb reborn
and yeu can
friend me here

S I D E   N O T E
I amb
the Cabtain ob All Ecksbendable Income
in thiss house whole.
and while I lubbs Facebook,
my the Mom habbs no interest in
Social Media
so
iffin I whalk... she whalks

and I'm bretty sure
whee are knot alone

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia

yess yessss
after a free wheek hiatus

let

the chee chobbing

begin

and wif
chee chobbed
I amb
set. on.
GO.

that said

whee habbs been training berry hard

*nods*

teu enter
Begineer Novice
obedience trials

and while whee continue teu hone
Our BN Skills

here I amb at
My Skool

on the first night ob
my new class

Pre-Novice Obedience

after
skweeling wif ecksitement

when
whee arribe in the Trolley

and wif
FUN in the AIR

here I amb
soaking it ub

and then
when called teu the arena floor

My Instrucktor
begins the introduckshun

and she diss cusses
o f f e r i n g

and
how it iss imbortant in
ring and transfer behabior

and then
she calls ubon
Me and The Mom Handler
teu demonstrate

and whell
...
my berformance iss
S T E L L A R

and in keebing wif
that precedent

I keeb my berformance teu
A+ Lebel

until whell ...
thiss one time

after a "get it" retriebe
and ubon the return teu
front

I become distrackted by
a tale
ob which I habbs nebber seen
the rotary motor tale ob
A Weimer Honor

once My Instrucktor ecksblains teu me
he habbs what I habbs
juss shorter and wifout FLUFF

Yeur Honor and I
whee eckschange business cards
make conneckshuns on linkedin
...
butt whee are relucktant teu
friend each odder on facebook
*frightening look*

it whas GREAT teu be

back in Skool

so whonder full teu habbs new challenges

and all so berry tiring

...

and here I amb

tucked ub in big bed

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Toy ob The Wheek

*tabs "microphone*

" thiss wheek's honor eee

iss

S O C K   M O N K E Y "

ha ha ha
the Mom and I deu blay
a bit ob rassle the sock monkey

a bit ob tug
a bit ob toss and catch

ob course
I deu blay a bit ob
tag re-moobal

and when it's time teu

abandon focus

the Mom and I
 blay a few games
wif libbers ob course

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and here I amb
still donning

My Back Teu Skool
neck ware

I make it
no secret

I deu lubbs My Skool

I lubbs learning
and
*hahaha*

and here I amb
demonstrating
the good boy sit teck-neekwhile aboiding the babbarazzi

butt now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
A Fursday Foto Sheut

*huh whaaaat*

>iss that libbers in yeur bocket<

>what ISS that I shmell<

o
H A I

on behalf ob
my own self

and all ob
MAI Friends[yeu know wheu yeu are]

Whee are Back

Whee are Here
and
Whee are
...
H A B B Y

yess yesssss
butt

*groan*

whee are KNOT habby about

Our Red Tag

yess yessss

that's wright

all ob the bain and suffering

whee endured

and then
whee failed the final insbeckshun

knot good
at all
butt that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Amazon Smile

yess yesss

now whee can shob

Amazon and Amazon Brime

and designate
Golden Retriever Rescue of Houston

teu receibe
0.5% ob the Sales

and now
sbeaking juss for my self
yibbeeeeee

in side
my fun bocks

a sebarate bocks ob
k-cub coffees

what wheu cares
about that
let's talk about
...
the good stuff

I receibe
such fun toys

monkeys in a banana

fishes in a quarium

I deu lubbs them

ha ha
and sbeshully

thiss fish

what the Mom
deus gaffer ub
and but a whay
for a nodder day
. . .
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday Afternoon ~ Carry On

it iss

late in the day

and
wif the gleumy skies
...
the Fred and Ginger OffSbring

baws for a quiet moment
on the bower line
until
...
*streeeeeeeek*

I race a cross the yard
scattering dubbs ass I go

teu a

get close finish

>released<
I make the most ob
my freedom

and when the suggestion iss made
I deu
small business

*ha ha ... sigh*
be yond yeu can see
my red tag

and while whee are tole
the isheu habbs been re-solbed
and the whork iss abbroobed

butt whee wood like them teu
show uss the breuf

juss saying

I whill knot
lose sweeb
ober thiss setback

no no
I whill knot.
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Morning

and
thiss morning
like ebbery wheek day morning
juss be fore the Mom leabes me
whee deu a bit ob
training

and here iss
a sweet sit stay

and ass if
a bart ob a
sit for ecksam
I amb focused

and here I amb
bracktissing ring behabior

*sbin sbin sbin twist side sbin bow get-it*
and now
here I amb in
the "get close" bosition

- check

and wif some urging
I deu find
the wright sbot

and deu
my business

and then
yess yesss

let's go in
...
the sooner yeu leabe
the sooner yeu come back teu me

and here
I amb whaiting on
my four good bye becan treats

and now

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Yay The Mom iss Home Friday

and I guess
whell
she whas home before I ecksbeckted her
and here I amb
*stretch... yawn*

*dress for the occasion*
and now
blease teu let me out ob doors

so I can demonstrate
*stoick*

*stoick*

*stoick*

and then
at the Mom's insistence
whee head in ob doors for
a nab

yess yessss

that's wright

a bit ob teebee

what
yeu can knot see
the tee bee

what deu yeu mean

whell
ok ok
how a bout
now

wif juss
a bit ob quiet

lights dim

cool airs

cool floors

and now
out
for a hedge-itarian snack

no kneed teu skreech
no kneed teu chase

g a r d e n   h e d g i t a b l e s
nebber ebber
hurt anybody

It iss a challenge teu libbs wif
a berry ober brotecktibbs
the Mom

and some times
a boy juss habbs teu
blay the miss chief card

teu liven fings ub
teu get thiss barty started

and now sbeaking ob hungry
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

teunight
abbears teu me
fresh freut night

no no ... knot me
I mean in that delishus bowl

that bowl ob noms
right ub there

I whait bayshuntly
and juss in the nick ob time
wah-lah

salmon and legume kibbles
fresh whatter melon
fresh bink lady abble garnish

*drools*

for me
yessss yesssssssss
for me

and now
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

here I amb wif
manners

and here I amb
chowing down

and now it's time for

our regular feature

what iss called

My After Dinner Outing

and teunight
I'm in
a berry good mood

*lib tucked smirk*
ha ha ha

and
I deu baws teu enjoy
 a nice chat wif
the Mom

uh huh
yeah
yesss Ma'am

ummmm
did yeu say libbers

I amb certain
that's what I heard yeu say

*nom nom nom*
and now moobing on teu
check out
the little oak tree

and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut

and teuday's sheut
iss bosed in front ob
the east fence

I amb facing
the sun in the whest

butt there iss
shade

enough so that
the Mom habbs a hard time seeing
the camera bre-biew

butt knot so much where
I habbs

a full - on whink
*whinks and burses lib*

ha ha ha
I read ob
faces what are ubbed by the camera

I amb knot sure
that camera lubbs me

on a counta
I amb knot a big fan ob it
and whell
I fear the flash

berry often hiding
my good boy ears

butt
I deu habbs fun wif
the photo sheuts
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

that's wright
it. iss.
time.

o yeee-ahhhh
b u l l y   s t i c k

*rassle*

*bin it down*

*cheu*

and now

ass our ebening winds down

. . .

my foughts turn teu

what iss really imbortant

ass ubsetting ass it whas teu
lose all ob my FB content
...
the berry berry mose whorst bart whas
the fought ob losing
My Friends

My Friends are My Treasures