Friday Night Wrights: A Hodge Podge Mish Mash of Odds and Ends

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Hodge Bodge Mish Mash
ob
Odds and Ends
Edition

yess yessss
teunight I bresent for yeu
a micksed bag ob wheffer and ebents
so let's get right teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Saturday

whee did habbs
a berry blustery Friday night
wif
the whindy whinds
and
the gusty gusts

all ob which
gibbs me some
reason for whorry
for
thiss little dubblet

and ober head
I amb hobing that
Mrs. Ginger [wife ob Fred] Dubb

iss knot whorrying teu
. . .
and that said
I fink yeu can see
the dibersity ob
the Mom Nature
wif
her sun shines and dark clouds

on thiss
The Ebe ob the Mom Day

after all
it iss the Mom's berogatibbs
teu
change her mind

*nods*
and now
let's make some tracks

on a counta
I deu lubbs
a freshly tended kingdom

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

Habby the Mom's Day

and here iss

me wif mine

now
some boys might
buy ecksbensibbs gifts

and
some boys might
craft cards wif crayolas

while

odder boys might

serbe breakfast foods in big bed

butt
ass for me

I take my the Mom
out in the Trolley

teu bick ub
a seuber sbeshull
euber festibbs

Second Breakfast
combrised ob
sgrambled eggs
crisby bacons
hash browns
biskit

and then whee return teu
our home
where whee deu
share
the tasty grub

and in honor ob
My Sweet The Mom
I deu gibbs
the Housekeeber
the day off

so

the Mom and I

bask in

the lazy

and

the silly

until

whee hear

= ding dong =

whell ackchewally treuf be tole

whee juss hear

= ding =

[on a counta our door bell only habbs one silly-bull]

and whee cood knot

answer the door

right away

on a counta

the Mom habbed but

a botato chib bag clib

in her hair

in the fashing ob

a moe-hawk

and now it's time for

our berry surbrise feature

what iss called

A Berry Big Surbrise

yess yessss
right there on my borch
. . .
a backage addressed teu
M E

what iss it
what iss it

I amb knot allowed teu swear
butt iffin I whas

I swear
. . .
it whas knot Curiosity
it whas the berry slow Photographer
what killed the cat

and now
yibbeeee
my bocks iss oben

and in side
O M D
cood it be

yess yessss

I T   I S S

C L E V E L A N D   B R O W N S

H E A D W H A R E

butt

how

butt

wheu knows my lubbs for

J O H N N Y

ahhhhhhh

*big smile*
My Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
and
Cousins Sheila and Chance

F A N K   Y E U
so berry berry much
for
making it offishall

I amb now

a full fledge member ob

T H E   D A W G   B O U N D

yess yesssss
bring on the fall football

I amb ready teu cheer
 *errrr*
W H O O F

and now
being ass how it iss
Mother's Day
it iss only
b o l i t e
that I share my hat

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our wheekly selfy

and
here I amb reminding her
m i n e

and now back teu

our barious and sundry Sunday

there whas
sun shine

and there whas
Fred

there whas a bit ob
ecksbloring

and there whas
a test
=  c o m e =

and
look look
I did

and now wif

much regret and heart ache

and

nashing ob teefies

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

o no the Facktory steals my the Staff

all on a counta

the morgue-idge combany

deus knot accebt

kisses

for bayment

and for the Mom

it iss time teu buckle down and get in

t h e   f i t b i t   s t e b s

and here are some

gorgeous skies ober

D o w n t o w n   H o u s t o n  

and now
it occurs teu me
I amb knot sure I habbs ebber bointed out
whay off on the horizon
the free white fings

left teu wright
The Astro Dome [yay]
Reliant Stadium [what iss now NRG Stadium]
The Texans Bracktiss Bubble [Lord knows they kneed it]

and now

*clears froat*

back teu

m e

and
our wheffer feature
what iss called
the monsoons

yess yessss
after an ebening ob
battening the hatches

and
gaffering the critters

that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Teusday

and berry fank fully
when the Mom arribed
home

my grasses
whirr
green wif the habby nesses

and
dry enough
[for the mose bart]

teu bresent a
*brober sit*

o yeah
whee are out for
a bit ob
f u n

a bit ob
t r a i n i n g

yess yessss
these are my
f a b o r i t e   f i n g s

yeu know
a friend recently said teu me
"yeu sure train a lot"

and whell
whee train seberal times a day
ebbery single day

butt for
berry short few minutes
at a time

I deu lubbs teu
learn

I deu lubbs teu
berform

all mose ass much ass
I lubbs teu
n o m

and
d r i n k

and
h u n k e r   d o w n   i n   t h e   b i g   b e d

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

and
here I amb assisting wif
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

and
here I amb
settling
for a chee

and
here I amb
sitting
for a chee

and
here I amb
refleckting
on lessons learned

from
lasst wheek

and

here I amb

juss finking

ok

- - - - -

it iss against

M Y   C O N T R A C K T

teu habbs

B I G   B U S I N E S S   R E C O R D S

butt
*bun knot intended*
it iss imbortant teu share
L E S S O N S   L E A R N E D

and
lasst wheek's lesson:
Big Business
Better
Before Knot After
Skool

juss saying
. . .
and now
here I amb helbing wif
the libber backing

that's wright
yeu take the libbers from
the big backage

and yeu but them in
the zib lock

and then
yeu dance
yeu celebrate

yeu whait for go time
and then
yeu go

yeu take the obborteunity teu

run a bit

and then
when called
lickity sblit

and wif
my trade mark
bucker ob the lib

I gaffer
my body in a sit

and now

it's time for

my regular feature

what iss called

My Skool

and
here whee are
on our whay in
the Trolley

it iss
a berry short ride
and when whee arribe
I amb ober come wif
J O Y

on a counta
I   L U B B S   M Y   S K O O L

and
here I amb
taking a small break

while
My Instrucktor teaches My Handler
and
d o g   k n o w s
she habbs a lot teu learn 

o yess yesss
and juss look
wheu's behind me

that's my friend
MJ
*hubba*

butt now
let's get back teu whork
and
here whee are whorking on
a   l i n e   m e n t

and iffin I whirr teu be distrackted furfer
behind me yeu can see
my berry sweet Bee-Slah
[sbelled vizsla]
Friend

wright wright
butt ass yeu can see
I amb
s o l i d

yess yesss
quite solid

*clears froat*
in sbite ob
the berry bretty distrackshuns

I mean
what's
a boy like me
teu deu

butt
whork hard
bay a lot ob attenshun

chill when
chilling iss in order

manage
my imbulsiff imbulses

learn teu
come teu front

and

four or a hundred
otter fings

. . .

butt at

the end ob the night
it iss all about habbing
fun

. . .

*ecksauceted flob and long sigh*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday Morning

*lazzzzzzy*
and here I amb
knot so ready teu
start the day

*curls ub in sweeby ball*

I hate teu whatch the Mom
head off for the facktory

butt

now it's time for

a sbeshull Trolley feature

what iss called

PICK UP A GRRH DONATION

yess yesss
the mom breezed home
from out ob town

whee each did
small businesses
and then
whee board the Trolley
teugeffer

and whee headed

whest

where

whee bicked ub

GReat Golden Items

and then again

here I amb showing yeu

 one more time
. . .
the crashing air-o-blane

and now
here I amb headed back
h o m e

blease teu
h u r r y

it iss
half bast
my dinner time

so
Trolley Driber
blease teu steb on it

and once home

and

dined

the Mom iss habby teu get off
her feetsies

and whee take
a few short minutes
for
a little lubbs time

a bit ob teebee

and then
out teu enjoy
the nice wheffer

the fresh airs

and
teu see
what's what
in the kingdom

the skattering skwirrels
and
the flushing dubbs

and
whe take baws teu whorry
. . .
whee fink
my belubbed becan tree

habbs gone
dead
*sobs*

and since
whee are boaf a bit tired

whee amble
a bit

and then
I come in for
a floors nab

only teu habbs the Mom
join me

at which time
I get ub and stand ober her
[ob course]

all so I am
whondering
can she get ub

and
why iss the Photographer
taking a bicksher
between my legs
*buzzled*

and then

I fink I really whant teu

go back out side

*dubb flush*
eubsy
there goes Fred

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
A Fursday Foto Sheut

*cue the Reulander musick*
here I amb
aleuf

and here I amb
bouty

and here I amb
serious

and here I amb
looking at libber treat down low
fought full

fought full
close ub

and here I amb
looking at a libber treat ub high
obtomistick

and here I amb
ecksbressing the delishussness ob the libber treat
blowing kisses

and here I amb
sweet

and here I amb
knot mobbing my feetsies

following the Mom Photographer
wif my head
knot my feetsies

and here I amb
saying
I lubbs yeu SO much

and the Mom Photographer
takes thiss one
wif
the sun shine whashing my sweet face

and now
I N

where whee
settle in for the night
and
whatch some good teebee

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

and while I amb
blurry knot ready for
the Mom teu leabe

I amb berry
habby

teu deu
our morning training

and whee
end our heeling
wif
braise for my bosition

*cheers*
and now wif
the broclamation
= all done =

I amb eager for
crate treats

and teu send the Mom awhay

skoot skoot

so she whill come back soon

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Let the Wheek End Begin

and whee
kick off the barty
wif
Whole Foods Bounty

there iss knot much in
these bags

butt
the Mom says it iss
all whee cood aford kneed

and now

let's get out

and
shmell the sun shine

and
feel the airs

on
thiss glorious day

yess yesss
wif a shmidge ob stalking

followed by
a brisk run
and
businesses

whee go in for

a relacksing nab

thiss isss
relacksing

no?
. . .
ok
how about now

cool airs
blowing

battooty tucked ub in
the Mom's hug

and
hands
holding

until

the clock tummy tells me

it iss

t i m e

that's right
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

and teunight's

first teu layers

tossed wif
the drizzle

and
tobbed off wif
freshness

salmon and legume kibbles
fresh grean beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon
bink lady abble garnish

and here
I can bearly contain
my ecksitement

the Dinner Blate
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and now for
the rekwizit
manners

*release*
*gobble*

and now

for those ob yeu

wheu fink it iss funny that I drink

sbring whatters

I boint out teu yeu

Sbring Whatters iss on

the Good Boy Aisle

at

Whole Foods

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

our regular feature

what iss called

Our After Dinner Deuings

first
whee are out for
business

and teu
say hello teu
Fred and Ginger

and ass I look for
fings on the ground

the Mom looks for
fings in the air

and then
deus that air blane make
my butt look big

*chuckles*
the Photographer forgets teu
zeum the camer back out
. . .
and now after
a quick rest

I remind the Mom
it iss time for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
A Mothers Day Gift for Yeu

yess yessss
thiss  bocks came last night

wif
a ding ob the door bell

and it iss
all I can deu

teu contain
my ecksitment

yess yessss
neatly rabbed
in festibbs tisheu babers

a berry big bag

ob

b u l l y   s t i c k s

yesssssss

from

Best Bully Sticks

and now
I can fink ob
no better time

for
our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Cheu

and
I whatch in tently
ass
the Mom obens the big bag

and
makes the ebening's seleckshun

and knowing
the drill

I whait bayshuntly
for
the score

and teunight
I settle right in

a left side cheu

a right side cheu

and

quick ass if my majick

*boof*

my bully stick iss gone

. . .

and now

ass whee rest our heads

our foughts and brayers turn teu

our friends wheu are facing 

big and small challenges

. . .

Knot Today and Knot Wifout A Fight

and all so teu

our friends celebrating

the joys of Fambily

. . .

blease teu join me in

welcoming

Sweet Chance

ass he joins hiss

Forebber Fambily

Sister Emma

Mama Sheila and Daddy Bob

. . .

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