Raising The Reuf: July 2014

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu
Bart Free

Friday Night Wrights:

Be Fore and After
My Dog Show DayByeu
A Berry Sbeshull Teu Wheek
Edition

what. a. wheek.
so let's get started wif

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

Day Four ob The Big Dog Show

Sunday July 20

and
scents
whee habbs
no photography
blease teu bretend
yeu are lisstening teu the radio
and
here iss
a berbal re-cab
. . .
O B E D I E N C E
I amb the first dog teu show
and
while I am heeling like a bro
my sitter is barshully broken
my figyeur 8s are slow
my sit for ecksam is sbot on
my long sit stay... berry frankly... rocks
and
my recall iss ... Awesome
wif a cabital A
and
whee receibe the nod
"Q"
*big celebrayshun*
. . .
ribbons awarded
F O U R F B L A C E
and
B E G I N N E R N O V I C E T I T L E
- - - - -
b r e s h e r
officially
o f f
*whshhhhhhhhew*
- - - - -
R A L L Y
easy course
I amb tired
I amb knot so focused
I call for "a deu ober" on one task
I receibe
Qualifying Score
ob
89 out ob 100
butt deu knot blace
yay
G R E E N Q R I B B O N
and
that's ok
I H A B B E D F U N
- - - - -
and now back at
the Krafty K9 Kamb
it iss time for
S H O W P H O T O S

and
*wif a sudden bolt ob energy*
I fink teu maybe
s k a t t e r t h e r i b b o n s

Obedience Team 61
Rally Team 104

whee habbs

l o t s t e u w h o r k o n

butt the good news iss

now whee know what

and
what whee lack in
brecision
wright now
whee make ub for in
s t i c k - t e u - i t - n e s s

yesss yesssss
whee whill
k e e b w h o r k i n g
and blease teu knot forget
. . .
I amb
t h e o n l y R e s c u e G o l d e n
in the show

and while I deu knot habbs furfer stastickals
I can tell yeu
I amb one ob berry berry berry berry few
rescues ober all
~
so teu re-cab
- - - - -
Reufus Jackson Wright
8 Events
13 Ribbons
7 Qualifying Scores
6 Placements:
2 Firsts
2 Thirds
2 Fourths
2 Titles

yess yesssss
once the show results are registered
...
Reufus Jackson Wright CGC RN BN

and

j u s s f o r g r i n s

I habbs made

a boster

beliebes yeu me

t h i s s d r e a m

iss easier achiebed

when started at 8 wheeks

. . .

Whee Rescues

might take a little more whork

and a bigger commitment

butt whee are

S O B E R R Y W H O R F
T H E A D B E N T U R E

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

Show Ober Lets Go Home

. . .

teu crates

free tribs teu the Trolley

ten tons ob crab

all loaded teu go home

I amb the berry last boarder

and then

. . .

t h e a / c b l o w e r ... b o o f ... o f f

the Mom quickly but

my crate fan on me

and then drobe quickly out ob

the arena barking lot

teu

PetsMart Astrodome

where

whee called
The Aunt Karen Limo Serbice

and then whee called

The Aunt Dav Entertainment Line

and

wif the Mom telling me

I can habbs any fing I whant

[wif the ecksebshun ob a hamster]

whee shobbed till whee drobbed

and
here I amb in
t h e a i r c o n d i t i o n e d l i m o

finking
it iss good teu habbs
s t a f f

it iss brolly
150 degrees or more
in the Trolley
and
a comfy 72 degrees here in
t h e l i m o

and that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

Show Ober - Whee Are Home

the ~~Mom~~ Trolley Driber
iss SO hot

butt
she iss SO habby whee are boaf
h o m e

she begins teu sing me
our pheme song
H A B B Y

emfassizz on
R E U M W I F O U T A R E U F

and
C L A B A L O N G
iff yeu feel like
H A B B I N E S S I S S T H E T R E U F

and sbeaking ob
h a b b y
that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

The Sunday Night Cheu

out it comes from
the berry sbeshull cheu cabinet
and
off I race teu
c h e u b o s i t i o n

*fight it*

*drob it in whonder*

*smoke it like a siggar^

and now

hot, tired, ecksauceted

and wif

one lasst day ob baycayshun ahead

whee head teu bed early

on a counta

the Trolley muss be in

The Trolley Hossbittle

by 7am

*ugh*

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

one lasst day

Monday July 21

Trolley teu the Hossbittle
and
The Aunt Karen Limo
delibbers the Mom home
. . .
clobes in the whasher
whicked nab

clobes in the dryer
bad new$$$$
about the Trolley

a little more rest
a few more chores
The Aunt Karen Limo
bicks the Mom ub

home comes the Trolley
and then
return teu the facktory brebarayshuns
deu berry sadly begin

*shakes head in bitter denial*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature wif a twist

what iss called

My Teusday what feels like A Monday

Teusday July 22

the best ob which
starts
when the Mom gets home

eben Fred appears teu be

bleased

wif her return

and while

whee are boaf

a b i t t i r e d

there iss some fing
c o m f o r t i n g
about
our return teu
a normal schedule

incleuding
a reqular feature
what iss called
a short Teusday Photo Sheut

here
I amb gibbing yeu
a whink

and here
a bit ob curious

now
I'm gibbing yeu
a bit ob
the treat habbs moobed teu the side

*haha*
and now it's time for

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

What I Got at PetsMart

for Being A Good Boy

wif A Hot Broken Trolley

yess yessss
I got me
a reuster

and
a doggy kongy

and
a bone shabed tennis ball kongy
and I quickly
s t o l e d

the doggy kongy

and then
the Mom did say
Good Dog All Mighty
look at all the fur on the floors

and then
I bosed wif
m y t r e a s u r e s

the Photographer
iss a sucker for
a s w e e t b o y f a c e

now
gibbs me

m y
d o g g y
k o n g y

right now blease
o I deu lubbs him
berry berry much

un till
the Mom tooken
t h e t e n n i s b a l l b o n e k o n g y

out ob it's rabber
and then
out ob doors
for a bit ob
f e t c h

*rib and romb*

*bolt*

and
*return*

*fetch*

*return*

yesss yessssssss
feel ebbery bit ob
o u r s t r e s s e s
melt awhay

wif
ebbery frow

ebbery fetch

ebbery
...
stob and shniff

o
I deu lubbs teu
c h a s e i t d o w n

r a s s l e i t a l i t t l e

and
show the kongy
w h e u i s s t h e b o s s

why
it iss
m e
ob course
*chuckles*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Sweebing Batterns

thiss night I breferred

my \ battern

and then when the Mom whoke at 3 ayyemm

wif her head hanging off the bed

she rose ub teu make

a small business trib

. . .

I quickly assumed

my battented

o i n k o i n k i n t h e m i d d l e

battern

~ wheu takes bickshers in the dark at 3 ayyemm ~

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Back Teu Skool WhednesdayWhednesday July 23

what whee kick off
wif
a after dinner business trib

what leads ub teu

a sbeshull feature

what iss called

My Back Teu Skool

Photo Sheut

looking
a little more
r e s t e d

I amb rocking
the Back Teu Skool
neckwhare

and gibbing yeu
my
b e s t s k o o l b i c k s h e r
face

wif
a little
c h e e k y s m i r k

and
scents whee are taking
t e u n e u c l a s s e s

whee rush teu
get ready
and
b o a r d t h e t r o l l e y

teu head teu
My Skool

and ubon arribal
I deu
quick businesses
and bracktiss
my bayshunt little reum whaiting

and then
whee are ready for
c l a s s

and
the first class iss
Combetition Essentials

and while it iss

a bit remedial for me

I amb
r e f r e s h i n g
my skills

and
whorking on building my
c o n f i d e n c e
and ignoring my
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

and
the ~~Mom~~ Handler
whood like teu interjeckt
. . .
whee are whorking teu ficks
m y b r o k e n s i t t e r

*chuckles*

whee deu
blay lots ob games

whee deu lots ob
focus ecksersizes

and scents

teu classes

back teu back

iss
a b i t m u c h

whee deu take
b r e a k s

teu rest
m y ~~l i t t l e b i t t y~~
g r e a t b i g b r a i n

wright wright
I habbs been teu
the business yard
seberal times

I habbs been in
q u i e t t i m e

and
here I amb gibbing
the ~~Mom~~ Handler a rest

ob course
I amb all whays
ready teu
l e a r n
some more

and here I whill show yeu
m y s i t t e r
[when oberable]

and
what whee discubbered
teunight

iss that
teu classes
back teu back

iss
a l o t f o r t h e M o m

and
eben the Handler iss
e c k s a u c e t e d

butt
that iss likely deu teu
our ecksiting baycayshun
and
her return teu the facktory

it iss imbortant
how ebber
teu
g e t b a c k o n t h e b r o b e r i a l h o r s e

whee know
a lot more now
about
what whee kneeds teu whork on
so
l e t ' s g e t t e u i t
. . .
butt first
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and

Team Reufus

iss

O F F I C I A L L Y P O O P E D

I mean
whee take
the mandatory big business trib

where I take
my own sweet lazy time

teu find
juss the wright ...
o
look look

i amb finking teu tell yeu
. . .
the odder morning before dawn
on a big business trib before the dog show
wright here whee did sees
a h u m m i n g b i r d

and now
big business comblete

let uss get out ob
thiss dog awful
h e a t

and come in for some

c o o l r e f r e s h i n g w h a t t e r s

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

the toy ob the wheek

and I habbs teu say
it iss hard teu bick juss one
butt iffin I habbs teu
whee whill go wif
*drumb roll*
t h e r e u s t e r o n m y s w e e t h e a d

wif
my kongy doggy
a close second

[ yesss, I amb that tired ]

ahhhh
*roll inteu the Mom*

*nibble on the doggy kongy*

what o what
iss the ~~Mom~~ Photographer deuing

yess yesss
whee sneak in quite
the ebening lay-in

and then when
the out ob doors obben cools down a bit
a round 8 pee-emm

whee head out for
a bit ob small businesses
a tiny bit ob tricks
and
our regular feature
what iss called
A Short Fursday Photo Sheut

and
o I deu lubbs
a ~~photo sheut~~ libber treat

and all so when
the Mom sings
s w e e t s o n g s
teu me

*mmmmmmm*
here iss
m y t a s t y l i b b e r f a c e

and ob course
a photo sheut whood knot be comblete
wif out
m y f a r a w h a y l o o k

nor
m y y e s s s m a ' a m

nor
m y b a t e n t e d b u c k e r

*bucker*

*hahaha*
that one makes the Mom
g i g g l e
. . .
now let's go get in
t h e b i g b e d

for a little
r e u s t e r b l a y

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fank Dog It's Friday

and
here I amb
g r e e t i n g t h i s s g l o r i o u s d a y

wif
a hearty shake
and a
high whabing tail

what
t r e a s u r e s
lie before me

a h - h a
a i t t y b i t t y f e f f e r

from
a chigging
I fink
. . .
and here I amb
b a s k i n g

and

m i l l i n g a b o u t

in my
g o l d e n g l o w
when
the architeckt Mom
decides teu cabsher
A R E U F B L A N

*smirks*
she nebber ebber gets tired ob
that joke

butt now it's
t i m e
teu send her teu the facktory

and that brings uss teu

my mose faboritest feature

what iss called

the Mom iss home from the facktory

Let The Wheek End Begin

and here I amb
greeting the Mom
wif
a bit ob yoga

and wif
the release whord
I come a running

and
wright on out

for
a bit ob
s u n s h i n e

a bit ob
b u s i n e s s

a bit ob
s w e e t r o l l

o yeah
thiss feels
g r a n d

there iss
knot a better whay

teu
kick off a great wheekend

than

a f r i s k y w h a l l e r

and juss
one q u i e t m o m e n t
teu
ober see all what iss mine

and now
on teu
more imbortant whork

the Mom's faborite feature

what iss called

o u r t r a d i t i o n a l f a m b i l y n a b

un till
the TimeKeeber
ferbently reminds the Mom Chef
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

*eubsy*
what iss thiss on the kitching rug
...
why a gaggle ob
nabkin shredding squirrels

muss habbs habbed their whay wif
thiss luncheon nabkin
*nods*

those darn squirrels
*tsk tsk*

and now
for
T E U N I G H T ' S S B E S H U L L
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh chobbed carrots
fresh green beans
a glaze ob grizzly salmon oil
and tobbed wif
fresh jeucy whatter mellon