Friday Night Wrights: Before and After My Dog Show Debut, A Special Two Week Edition - Part 1

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights:
Be Fore and After
My Dog Show DayByeu

A Berry Sbeshull Teu Wheek
Edition

It iss

a berry bizzy teu wheeks

so let's get wright started

wif

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

Our First Day ob Baycayshun

Saturday July 12

and since
the facktory habbs knot made
the taking ob thiss baycayshun
at all easy

 whee deu
e n j o y
a bit ob the lay-in
a heab ob the lay-zee

and
 a ton ob the care free
ebbery day round abouts

wif
the shniffings
the shnoofings

 and
the care full seleckshun ob
the berfeckt business sbot
*nods*

and now moobing wright along

I bresent for yeu

. . .

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

A Greum, A Baff, A Blow Dry and A Pawdicure

Sunday July 13

yess yesssss
here I amb
in the tub at
Dirty Hairy Dog Whash

after a berry
m i n o r   b r o f e s s i o n a l   g r e u m

ob

feffers

under carriage

ears

b r o f e s s i o n a l

on a counta

I whant teu be

resbeckt full ob the okayshun

m i n o r
on a counta I habbs
a rebutation
teu maintain
*nods*

 and
*ha ha ha*
the Mom iss hobing teu time
t h e   b a f f

so I deu knot hold a grudge against
the Handler
*chuckles*

ob course
my leastest bart ob it all
iss
t h e   d r e a d e d   b l o w   d r y 

 teu ill-usstrate that boint
the Photographer bresents
thiss bicksher

take note ob
the orientayshun ob
my table relatibbs teu the otters
[follow the line ob my leash teu the door]
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
the best bart ob thiss feature
what iss called
my mosely bouty trib home

yess yessss
here iss me
b o u t y   a n d   b e a u t i f u l

and here
I amb berking ub
ass
the Trolley Driber blays me
m y   p h e m e   s o n g

and
before yeu know it
I   A M B
H A B B Y

ob course
a dribe frew
S O N I C K

for
a cherry lime ade
and
T O T S

deus all so

imbroobs the mood

knot teu mention

eckstend the ollibbs branch

*nods*

and now that brings uss teu

the berry berry best bart ob thiss feature

what iss called

h o m e   a g a i n

and blease teu forgibbs

the business photos

butt take a look at

m y   f e f f e r s

 they look so good
the Mom whishes

whee habbs offered ub
m y   t a i l

 ob course
whee habbs much more
b r u s h i n g s
teu deu 

 butt
here yeu can check out
f r o n t   f e f f e r s
and
u n d e r   c a r r i a g e

 and
juss teu broobs
I amb no longer bouting
. . .
I curl ub on
the Mom's clobes

when she iss in

the shower

<3

and now that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

The Staff Assign Ments

Monday July 14

yess yesss

on the agenda teuday

e r r a n d s   a n d   b r o c u r e m e n t s

 show day neutrition for the Handler

show day breaf mints for the Handler

show day whatters for the Reuf

the berfeckt collar and leash (if found)

and wif
a   n a b
behind me
I amb off teu sneuberbise 

 yess yesssss
thiss and that
thiss and that

thiss and that

thiss and that

thiss and that

t h i s s   a n d   t h a t

 o ... o ... o
and look what arribes in
the mail bocks
M Y   B E R R Y   F I R S T   J U D G I N G   B R O G R A M

 *tummy churns*
butt when I look ub I see
T h e   L o r d
whatching ober me

 and here I amb
o u t
testing
t h e   b e r f e c k t   c o l l a r   a n d   l e a s h

 under
the dramatickal skies

here I amb telling the Mom
l i b b s   i n   t h e   m o m e n t
deu knot be nerbous now

 there whill be
blenty ob time for that later
. . .
wright now
let's just focus on
out

 o u t

 and then
in all good time

 . . . 

i n

and now that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

A Training Run

Teusday July 15

yess yessss
whee are off teu
t h e   b a r k

teu train
diss trackshuns
heelings
recalls

*ha ha ha*
and here I amb showing yeu
my fun taggy tags collar
and
my berfeckt combetition collar

and then

wif much left teu deu

and

knot much time teu deu it

comes

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

O My Dog, It Iss ... Go Time

Wednessday July 16

quick quick

the Staff habbs more

e r r a n d s

Trolley fuel

b r o c u r e m e n t s

Batt-Trees

t a s k s

Tag on Little Reum-On-The-Go

and then

be fore yeu know it

m y   c a m b   i s s   s e t   u b

wif
The KraftyK9 Team
at

NRG Arena

Houston World Series ob Dog Shows

whee enter
our first match
for bracktiss
and then here I amb on
a   b r a c k t i s s   b u s i n e s s   r u n

and now that brings uss teu

Our Big Show Feature

what iss called

Day One: My First Trial Day

Fursday July 17

yess yesss it iss
Sbeshullty Day
and
My Berry Mose Sbeshull Tob Teu Trainers
Judy and Tracie
whill knot be here teuday

and in their stead
I amb here wif
the berry awesome
Bonny

Bonny iss one ob
my former Agility Instrucktors
and now she iss
m y   s u r r o g a t e   m o m   f o r   t h e   d a y
*nods a big fank yeu*

yess yessss
The KraftyK9 Kamb
rebresents

and
when Aunt Dav asks for
a selfy
whee oblige

and
whee are here
w h a y   t e u   e a r l y

butt in blenty ob time for

f u n d e r   a n d   l i g h t n i n g

a n d

t o r r e n t s h u l l   r a i n s

and while

my first obedience run
whas a bit tentatibbs
. . .
whee got a
Q
and
First Place

and then

teu shakes ob a golden tail later

here iss

My First Rally Nobice Run

and
whee score a 97 out ob 100
and
First Blace

and

the Judge tells me

"Yeu are juss WHAY TEU CUTE"

and wif

my toy brize

in my mouf

a steward abbroaches uss teu say

"yeu are so cute whee whant yeu teu habbs thiss duck teu"

and now here I amb back in

Krafty K9 Kamb

*ahem*
TEU Green Q Ribbons
TEU Bleu First Blace Ribbons

TEU Fun Toys
a green fing and a duck

all that's missing
iss

The Handler

*ahem*
Me and the Handler

Team Reufus

and that brings uss teu
a great whay teu end Day One

hard whork
recognition. . .
and that brings uss teu

The End ob Friday Night Wrights, Bart One
. . .
Day One ob Combetition

iss in the record books

and now
... brayers ... rest ... brayers ...