Friday Night Wrights: Howl O Wheen Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Howl O Wheen
Edition

and
like
all our bublicayshuns
whee start wif
our regular yet abbrebiated feature
what iss called
a few non facktory fings
a bout lasst wheek end

and
. . .
whell
. . .
frankly

there whas
knot much teu it

be sides
chores
and
shniffings
and
businesses
and
the hunting for
for bidden fings

there whas
*cubbers eyes*
t h e   t u b   b a f f

wright wright
here
at
home

wif
n o   p h o t o g r a f f i c k a l   e b i d e n c e

butt
ellebenty sebben wet towels
a wrecked baff reum
the stinch ob labender
and
f u r   e b b e r y   w h e r e

are
m y   w h i t n e s s e s
*nods*

and then

there iss all so

b o u t i n g

. . .
I mean
the lying a round

in a nodder reum

yeu know

knot baying attenshun teu the Mom

. . .

while she

whorks

coming only when called
. . .

only teu gibbs her

a bitty full look

yes
the lying a round
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu

our dreaded feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday

and
ber
our recent standards
she iss late home

kwick kwick eat

kwick kwick out

kwick kwick rest

kwick kwick train

kwick kwick get ready for teumorrow

kwick kwick lasst call

kwick kwick try teu sweeb

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Teusday

and

after sbending

the after neun

wif

t h e s e   s w e l l   m o n k e y s

she brought

t h i s s   b i g   b a g   o b   c a n d y

home

what means

she iss

s e u b e r   s t r e s s e d

or

it iss

Howl-O-Wheen

or

*clears froat*

boaf

and then
whee stebbed out ob doors
for
our sbeshull wheffer feature
what iss called
berry dramatickal sky

o
changes
are
a coming

r a i n

iss on her whay

so
I ecksbedite
my businesses
and
whee head in for
our fun feature
what iss called
blease teu gibbs me my bresents

o yess yessss
the blurrrr ob my tail
can knot conceal
m y   j o y s

I

deu

lubbs

them

so berry much

buttt
I whait
bayshuntly

for
T h e   D o c k u m e n t a r y   C r e w

her photos

and then

h e r   m a g i c k   w h o r d s
" get it "

and then
I grab them boaf

and
take them teu
the big bed

teu
skweek skweek skweek

krinkle krinkle

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek

and
baws down
thiss wheek's whinner

*drumb roll*
iss
*bawse*
a tie

yess yesss
sharing the title
thiss wheek
. . .
monkey bumbkin
and
monkey whitch

*clabs whildly wif skweeks and krinkles*
- - -
and now
after
a quick trib out side

teu
howl look at
the big hunk ob chee

and deu
a wee bit ob business

whee are back in ob doors

for

our holliday feature

what iss called

Howl-O-Wheen Dress Ub

and
here I amb blaying
b u c k i n g   b r o n k o

hold on
lill cow boy

while

I take yeu for

a ride

he iss
a tenayshuss little man

hanging on for
deer life
while
I
stand here for the Photographer
buck like crazy

and now
here I amb
b r e t e n d i n g
teu be a debble

what
whee all know
I amb knot

no no
no miss chief here
no no
n o n e

*whorries about clowdy skies,

funder and lightning*

- - -

umm

whell

here iss

m y   h e r o   c o s t y e u m

o

yess yessss

whee deu

berry much

admire and respect

l a w   e n f o r c e m e n t   o f f i c e r s

on a counta
it iss
a fank less job

ob course
I deu all so habbs
one uncle wheu iss
retired dbs treuber

 and
one uncle wheu iss
retired debyeuty bolice chief

and

there iss

my closest fambily conneckshun

wright wright

- - -

Officer The Luke

 o

yess yesss

Cool

Hand

Luke

all whays keebing

hiss brisoners

close

wright wright

close enough

teu

gibbs him

ear skritches and neck rubs

all whays

making sure

fings are ass they shood be

 and
here

he iss bickshered wif
hiss faborite brisoners

the Mom

and

Our Sweet The Bleu

- - -

yeu

ob course

whill note

. . .

the Mom whill knot let me whear

Officer Luke's Uniform

*baw ober heart ... bows head*

the Mom sure misses

her

T h e   W r i g h t   B r o t h e r s

fank heabens

s h e   h a b b s   m e

. . .

and now

that brings uss teu

my faborite feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

and

here I amb

aboiding

the Photographer

while
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
the Traditional Chee Chobber

yess yess
chee chobbed
l i b b e r s
bagged
and
stuffed in my tug toy

and now
that brings uss teu
our time killing feature
what iss called
A Ackademia Day Photo Sheut

and
here I amb
modeling
Bad Teu The Bone
neck whare

while
gibbing yeu
b i g   s w e e t   e y e s

followed wif
a bit ob
s t o i c k a l

tembered wif
o i deu lubbs yeu

a bit ob
m u g   s h o t
brofile

and
then teu
o boy o boy
iss it time

o yess yesss

it

all

mose

iss

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Skool

and
here I amb in
the business yard
and
h a b b y

then
be fore my class starts
. . .
a few minutes

in
m y   d o r m   r e u m

and then
c l a s s   t i m e

m y   m a t

on the arena floors

c h e e
in
the Handler's wright bocket

l i b b e r s
in
her left

t u g   t o y
stuffed in there
teu

whee blay
our board games

teu berfeckt
our skills

like
call teu heel

lefts
wrights
a bouts

bibbots

and then teu
whee whork on
our
tuck sits

our
bing bing bings
our
slow bace changes

and
a great neu whay
teu bracktiss
f i g y e u r   a t e s

w h a t   a   f u n   c l a s s
whee learns
a berry lot
and
Team Reufus
iss
closely conneckted and sbot on
*cheers*

and now
that brings uss teu
our late ebening feature
what iss called
time teu go home

a bit ob
quick business
ass I bid
the agility fields
night night

and now

h o m e

I bid

Yeu

night night

- - - - -

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday

it iss late
butt
the Mom iss
h o m e
*cheers*

and
that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
a fresh wholed photo sheut

and
here I amb
whondering
w h y

o
ok
l i b b e r s
iss
why

o
and
all so
I   l u b b s   Y e u

and now

that brings uss teu

our artsy feature

what iss called

my art

and

what follows here iss

my latest collecksuns

. . .

f r e e   s t a t e s   o b   h a b b y

1

2

3

and

here iss

free kicking out my leg

1

2

3

and
whee call thiss one
free monkeys
1

2

3

and
free monkeys - whide
1

2

3

o
and now
FREEze its a Raid
1

2

3

yess yesss

I hobes yeu enjoyed

our show

blease teu tib

yeur moddle

*nods*

- - -

and that brings uss teu
my faborite holiday feature
what iss called
Habby Howloween
Its Friday

and
whee get ub like ebbery odder day
whee get the Mom ready for the facktory
and then
when it comes time teu
but her on the Trolley

she deus bay

t e u   f a r e s
and
juss like that
I amb in the Trolley

 and

by sheer coinsidents

a   b u n c h   o b   m y   s t u f f
iss all so

on board

yess yesss
I settle in for
t h e   l o n g   c o m m u t e 

 and then
juss
o n e   b l o c k   f r o m   t h e   f a c k t o r y
the Trolley lurches teu a halt
for
a   w e e   b r e a k

and
when in Rome
. . . 

and then

whonce again

when whee board the Trolley

whee make

a   w h a r d r o b e   c h a n g e

on a counta

s u r b r i s e

. . .

our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

Take Yeur Bumbkin Teu The Facktory Day

o yess yesss
yeu shood habbs been there 

teu see
a l l   t h e

h a b b y   a n d   s u r b r i s e d   f a c e s
when I whalked
inn

on a counta
the Mom cleared it wif HR
butt kebt it
a   b i g   s u r b r i s e
teu ebbery one else
incleuding yeurs treuly
*nods*

  and
I amb
immediately
s u r r o u n d e d
b y
b a w b a r a z z i s
*flash flash*
taking my bicksher

all the while
I amb finking

~ so ~
. . .
~ THISS   ISS   THE   FACKTORY ~

and

here iss

me ... settling inn

my little-reum-on-the-go
my mat

my toys

 along wif
my free standing gate

I amb feeling
r i g h t   a t   h o m e 

and
it iss a good fing
on a counta
the Mom takes
o n e   b z i l l i o n   p h o n e   c a l l s

while
I whait bayshuntly

for

for

for

Howl-O-Wheen

Second 

Breakfast

 what iss
Chig Fil A Sammies
and a
CubCake

wif
sides ob
many
chees and libbers 

 and
I amb
a   b e r r y   g o o d   b o y
ass
my co-whorkers
come by teu
c h a t
ober and ober and ober

o yesss

I deu eat it ub

- - -

and then when

ebbery one

wheu dressed in costyeum

gaffers for a photo

I deu hear them calling my name

" Reufus come join in our photo "

and
on a counta
my the Mom iss knot dressed
I amb
r e l u c k t a n t 

whee switch sides

finking

that whill helb

butt

no

no

knot wif out the mom

o whell

. . .

the Mom and I

whirr

juss caught

u n b r e b a r e d

forthe photo sheut

 when

in berry fackt

whee brought

a l l   o u r   s t u f f

incleuding

o u r   c o b s   a n d   c r i m i n a l s
c o s t y e u m s 

 butt
wif no wharning
whee habbs
no time to change

*a shames*

o whell
it iss still
r a i n i n g   c h e e

and

l i b b e r

eben while
the Mom
iss
whorking
talking on the phone
[I fink she deus that all day]

 and
after a while

I deu
[what the Mom offten dreams ob]

n a b

 what iss
more like a
l i g h t   r e s t
on a counta
there iss
s t r e s s   i n   t h e   a i r

and then

ass

h a l f   d a y   f r i d a y

comes teu a close

 ebbery one
comes by teu

bid me
g o o d b y e
. . .

some beebles come say
bye bye
seberal times

and
here iss me
bidding fare whell
teu
S B I D Y

and then

I whait

ass

the Bell Hob

transborts my stuff

back teu

the Trolley

where

. . .

I catch
The Back Down The Barking Garage
Trolley Route

 round and round
and
round and round
whee go

 and then
juss
o n e   b l o c k   f r o m   t h e   f a c k t o r y
the Trolley lurches teu a halt
for
a   w e e   b r e a k

 *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

  what a fun day
it iss
I deu lubbs
whorking at the facktory

I cood deu thiss

ebbery single day

iff only
t h e   b a f f   r e u m s
whirr closer

 and now
that brings uss teu
our Friday feature
what iss called
what whee deu on the whay home

 teu start
the Mom tries teu bick
a   t r o l l e y   r o u t e
wif
low drama

and
be fore whee left the facktory
she called

the BetsMart
juss a round the corner

teu see

can whee stobs inn
for
a bawdicure

and
they say
yess yess yeu can
any time

butt
blease teu bring in yeur
backsinayshun reckords

and then
the Mom says
" fanks whee whill go some where else "
*click*

and
at first whee fink
whee whill juss cram in
some sort ob sba fing
thiss wheekend

butt then
it.
hits.
uss.

and
whee beckon teu the Trolley Driber
quick quick
s t o b   b l e a s e

and
whee deu bob in
teu
Dirty Hairy Dog Whash

for
a   k w i c k   b a w d i c u r e
*sigh*
- - -
and now
let's get back teu
our holiday feature
what whee call
back teu our regular Friday

and
it starts wright here
. . .
" h o m e   b l e a s e "

and

here I amb

o u t   f o r   a   f e w

milling a bout

shniffing a round

under
the
b l e u   b l e u   s k y

bobbing inn
for
a bit ob miss chief

then
circling round
for
a bit more

all
at a berry relacksed bace
and then inn
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional friday famblily nab

and now
after my day at the facktory
. . .
I get it

it whass
s o   m u c h   f u n

butt
I amb
... whell ...
a   n a b   s e e m s   t e u   b e   i n   o r d e r

*nods*
juss
a short one
yeu know
like
a   f r e e   h o u r   n a b

*yawn*
a long wif
a bit ob
g u i l t y   t e e b e e

and then

whee drag our selbes ub

and

o u t

for
f r e s h   a i r s

and

a   w e e   w e e

and
then
b a c k   i n n   o b   d o o r s

on a counta
it iss
t i m e

for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
the one bad fing
about
going teu the facktory wif the Mom

iss
n o   f r e s h   f r e u t
for
the dinner blate
*whibes tear*

so
keebing that in mind

here iss
teunight's sbeshull. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
.
fresh abble garnish
side ob bumbkin
Grandma Lucy's Organic Bumbkin Cookie

and
fought fully baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and

ass an a side

Q: what whill he eat furst

A: bumbkin and cookie

*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my friday after noon photo sheut

and
while I feel
a bit under dressed

I deu
make the mose ob it

gibbing yeu the
I habbs raffer be
running a round
acting a geuf

so

I whill gibbs yeu

c e r e a l

s w e e t
butt
cereal

*sigh*
it habbs been
a   l o n g   d a y

so
whee head
i n n
teu rest ub

for
t r i c k   o r   t r e a t i n g
. . .
and now here iss
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
dressed ub for howl-o-wheen

and
for teunight
the Mom let me choose
m y   c o s t y e u m

and
I bicked
s k e l e t o n   j a m m i e s

what are
seuber
c o m f y

seuber
f a s h i n g a b l e

berry
l i f e   l i k e

quite
f i t t i n g

for my
a f f l e t t i c k   l i f e   s t y l e

and

yeu habbs teu admit

it
seuts me

I mean
at furst glants
. . .
f r e a k i s h l y   s c a r y

and then
teu

awe sumly
c u t e

butt

the berry best bart ob all

iss
*drumb roll*
taking it
inn

inn teu
 the house

inn teu
t h e   d a r k

o

yess yesss

fall iss in the air

fun iss all a round

and

the wheffer iss nibby

so
I sbend
the entire ebening
in
m y   s k e l e t o n   j a m s

closely whatcing
for
t h e   t i m e

wright wright
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

o
yes yess yesss yesssss
b u l l y   s t i c k

t h e   b e r f e c k t   e n d
teu
a   w h o n d e r   f u l l   d a y

and now

d e e r   f r i e n d s

after sbending

one whole half whork day

teugeffer

. . .

whee are refleckting on

what maid thiss day so great

all so

t h e   i n g r e d i e n t s   o b   h a b b i n e s s

and

it iss kwite simble really

. . .

time and each otter