Friday Night Wrights: Farewell and Welcome Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights

Fare Whell and Whell Come

Edition

it habbs been

what the Mom calls

a   b e r r y   t r u b b l e s o m e  w h e e k

whell

ackchewally

she uses a berry

soshull media abbrobriate

term

and that's why

she iss

a silent bartner

in

o u r   b l o g   b u s i n e s s

*nods*

and now

wifout furfer a deu

let's get started wif

our diss abbointing feature

what iss called

my big surbrise ... rained out

yes yess

I remember it

like it whas only
one wheek ago

whee whake ub

berry early Saturday morning

eated a tiny breakfast

goes back teu bed

and the Mom says teu me

" Reufus "

she says

" whee are going

swimming

in

four hours "

and
I say
"  y a y "
on a counta
o boy o boy o boy

yeu know how

I   l u b b s   t e u   s w i m

and

ass time grows close

so deus

t h e   s t o r m s

funder cells
right ober
r u m m y ' s   b e a c h   c l u b

*sobs*

*collecks self*

*sniffles*

so

that brings uss teu

our contingency blan feature

what iss called

o yay

more time for the Mom

teu whork for the facktory

*boo*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular fall feature
what iss called
Aggie Football

and
ass much ass
I deu lubbs Aggie Football
. . .
it iss

h a r d   t e u   w h a t c h

ole miss
iss knot ass ole
ass I whish she iss
My Aggies 20   -   ole miss 35

she beat uss like

a   d r u m b
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our tidbits feature
what iss called
the bit of time
the Mom iss
home from the facktory

on a counta
our soft whare
here
iss out ob date
*shakes fist then sobs*

*angry boice*
so
in stead ob whorking
here in our home
where I can
cater teu her kneeds

she whorks

at

the facktory

and

the bit ob time

whee habbs teugeffer

whee sbend deuing

c h o r e s

and
ok
s t r e s s   r e l e a f   p h e r a b y

I amb
knot an ecksbert
butt
I deu my best

at thiss
berry ardyeu-uss tassk

*snores juss a little*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our new regular feature
what iss called
My Art

and
here iss
The Steudent in Whatter Cullers

The Tecknickal Steudent

and
a bit relacksed
The Whattery Cullered Pherabist

followed by
Some Pherabists Shood Knot Get Tecknickal

and now

whee close out our wheekend

wif

a glimbse ob

o u r   b e c a n   t r e e

*sad sigh*

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Ugh

Stress Full Stormy Monday

*fundery funder*
*whindy whind*

*bray for dead becan tree*
*rainy rain*
and
our brayers are answered

here
iss
o u r   w h i n d   d a m a g e

*cheers*

she came from

ub there

yess yesss
whee deu
s u r b a y
the rest ob the yard

and
all iss
o k a y

and now
that brings uss teu

our memorial feature
what iss called
a few lasst minutes wif my becan tree

*whibes tears*

so sad
butt
so fank full

shee iss knot on my roof
after the big storms

Fank Dog
whee are
b u s i n e s s   a s s   y e u s y e u   a l l

a quick look
ubb teu

h e r   m a j e s t y

a bit ob
gaffering
my emo shuns

one lasst look
at
h e r   t r u n k

*whibes tear*

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our first FEATURE feature

what iss called

Fare Whell teu Miss Becan

a   b i t   s c a r y

on a counta

she iss juss

ten feets off my batio

a bower line
runs frew her

and
while
all my faborite reums
are on

the back ob the house
so
iss
shee

so

here I amb

w h a t c h i n g

the Photographer

taking

the back yard bickshers from the front yard

and then

whatching the whorkers
from

m y   c o m m a n d   c e n t e r

they are lowering
each limb
wif
robes

what makes it
s l o w   g o i n g

and wif
the tree so close teu the house
. . .
the Mom brefers
I deu knot stand at the back door

on a counta

 the bossibility
ob
c r a s h   b e u m

so

I deu

h e u m o r   h e r

ass I amb able

and
she deus
t r a c k   b r o g r e s s
from the front lines

kinda
s c a r y
when
yeu whatch it

ob course
I habbs
my own whorries

mosely that
I habbs knot
brobberly
g r e e t e d   o u r   g u e s t s

though
they abbear teu be busy

creating

m y   n e w   a g i l i t y   c o u r s e

sicks hours

inn

and
here she iss

the
u b   i n   t h e   t r e e   c u t t i n g
stobs
ebbery so offten

so they can
deu some
o n   t h e   g r o u n d   c u t t i n g

and
sorting ob the limbs
by size

and then

the berry brabe

t i b b y   t o b   c u t t e r

climbs
whay ub there

moobs
hiss robes
a round

and
whaits teu
t o b   t h e   t r e e

sending
the nerbous Mom
inn teu the house
teu
b a c e   t h e   f l o o r s
and
me
teu
f o l l o w   h e r
. . .
then she slibs out
teu see
thiss

and
thiss
iss when
t h e   w h o l e   e a r f
began teu
s h a k e
. . .
wif
free teu fore feet
at a time
the trunk
she deus come down

limbs

and

logs

ebbery
where

and
wif the tree
teu short teu hit the house

whee take a break
teu
c h i l l

whatch some teebee
and juss
knot bace the floors
for
a while

and then
*whole house shakes*
she iss
a l l   d o w n

and now
wif
the dangerous whork
be hine uss

I fink
I shood
g o   o u t   t e u   h e l b

butt
the Mom says
" no no knot yet "

on a counta
they habbs some
o n   t h e   g r o u n d   c u t t i n g
teu deu

and

a lot more
h a u l i n g   t e u   t h e   f r o n t

and now
*drumb roll*
. . .
t h e   s t u m b   g r i n d e r
iss here

yess yesss
the job
what
mess merizes
my the Mom

and
in thiss bicksher
yeu can see
t h e   b a s e   o b   t h e   t r e e
by those teu men

more logs

in

the dribe whay

I fink
those stains are the sab
butt
the Mom cood all so see
t h e   b o r i n g   b e a t l e s

whell
knot the beatles
butt
their wholes

*sobs*
m y   m a j e s t i c k   b e c a n

redeuced

teu

d u s t

lots
and
lots

and

l o t s   o b   s a w   d u s t

o my
what
a   l o n g   d a y

whee are so berry habby
teu
habbs thiss be hind uss

whee are

e c k s a u c e t e d

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

whednesday

wif
my skool on hiatus
it iss
juss blain whednesday
*boo*

the Mom iss
l a t e   h o m e
and
full ob
t h e   s t r e s s e s

so
whee chill a bit
then
she sets ub
a figyeur 8 course
and
whee head out for
o f f   l e a s h   t r a i n i n g
where
whee deu seberal fings
whell

and then

i t   h a b b e n s

. . .

Z E U M I E S

. . .

I take off

I rib I romb

I grab the tug toy

out ob

the Handler's bocket

and

I.

DEU.

ZEUM.

next
I find my self in
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
- - -
a short time later
a quiet moment
and
she draws me close
teu
whisbers in my ear
t h e   n o   m o r e   s t o r y
what goes like thiss

no more
*clears froat*
no more training
no more skool
no more trials
no more nuffing
on a counta
i deu zeum
and
whee iss knot gonna deu it
no more

keebing in mind
s h e   l u b b s   m e
more than any fing in thiss whirl
. . .
thiss habbs
nuffing teu deu wif me
and
ebbery fing teu deu
wif
yeu guessed it
the facktory

what iss why

(1)

I gibbs the whoman

m y   s w e e t   f a c e

and
[d]

I amb angry wif the facktory

*nods*

- - - - -

butt

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

and
here I amb
shniffing
t h e   s b o i l s
ob
limbs and twigs

what
a along wif the
big holes and dents

make
m y   y a r d
assfetically unbleasing
butt
whay more interesting

and
what wif
the cooler wheffer

and
t h e   s a w   d u s t
in the airs

I gots me
t h e   z e u m i e s

and
keebing teu
the no more story
. . .
whee deu knot train

*bouts*

and

*hobes she changes her mind*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday

the Mom iss
l a t e
butt
she iss
h o m e
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

what iss
knot so much a nab

ass
a time teu
t a l k   a b o u t   f i n g s

like
w h e u   i s s   a   b o o g e r

what
by all a ccounts
iss really
m e
*nods*

whee deu all so
play
b e d   g a m e s

what
iss
mosely
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l s

and all so
touch
hi fibe
kiss
settle

and
our recent addition
from the settle bozishun
. . .
s i t

I understand
thiss concebt
much better
when the Mom iss standing ub
butt
whee are whorking on it
odder whise

:: whait a minnit ::

i finks whee are training
. . .
yess yesss

um whell

she iss

a   l o t   o b   w h o r k

so when she fades

juss a bit

. . .

I sneak a whay

teu

m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

butt now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
out side

what a gorgeous day
wif
the bleu sky
and
the buff buff clowd

the berfeckt day
for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday After Noon Photo Sheut

and
here I amb
s t a n d i n g
gibbing yeu
c o n f i d e n t

gibbing yeu
a bit ob
c u r i o u s

followed ub
wif
a bit ob
k n o w i n g

I amb
s u c h   a   g o o d   b o y

eyes on the libber
. . .
knot moobing
a innch

all the while
keebing
m y   s e n s e   o b   h y e u m o r

and now
juss
a   t i n y   b i t   o b   t r a i n i n g

and
here I amb
" c l o s e "

berhabs

I amb bretty sure

the cranky whoman

habbs

changed her mind

*crosses baws*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

a new twist

on

our regular feature

what iss called

f i n g s   k n o t   i n   m y   y a r d

m y   b e c a n   t r e e
iss knot in
my yard

*dabs tisheu teu eye balls*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
the one what
I amb whaiting on
since
breakfast

that's wright
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
teunight's culinary delight
starts wif
the fishes and bedgies

then joined by
t h e   f r e u t s   o b   t h e   d a y

what are
courtesy ob
my friend
Trader Joe

*chob chob*
*toss toss*
and
w h a h   l a h

teunight's sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh cant elobes
wif
ore gantickle abble garnish

now
fought fully baired
wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing

o

look look
. . .
Mrs Dubb
[or close relatibbs may be]

returns

*cheers*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our odder Friday photo sheut

and
here
the Photographer
tells me
" yeu kneeds a baff "

what
I deu rebly wif
" shirly I deu knot "

" s h i r l y "

I can knot whork
under
t h e s e   c o n d i s h u n s
. . .
and
really and treuly

I amb
l u b b l y   j u s s   a s s   I   a m b

really I amb
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek

and
thiss wheek's seleckshun
iss
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k

I carry her
frew out the house

and
teuday
whee are blaying

in
the big bed

*skweek skweek skweek*

*tussle tussle*

*skweek skweek skweek*

*tussle tussle*
un till
. . .
I deu finks
four certain
it
iss
t i m e

butt then
the Mom says
" no no Reufus it iss knot time "
*deeb sigh*
so
I

try teu be
a bit more
berswaysibbs

iss it time
now

yess yesss
it iss
t i m e   n o w

four
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

yes yess
yeu guessed it
the berry bredicktable
b u l l y   s t i c k

what teunight
I
deu
s a b o r

o

yess yessssss
- - - - -
and now

ass

our wheek
draws teu a close

I shood like teu
leabes yeu wif

our seckond FEATURE feature

what iss called

Blease teu say Hello
and
Whellcome
teu
My Cousin Pippi

o
yess yesssss
fresh off the air o blane
from
Bortland Ore A Gone

Miss Pippi
iss
a   l u b b l y   b e k i n g e s e
nine wheeks old
. . .
O
whee deu lubbs her

thiss little cuddle bug
iss

new baby
teu
My Aunt Dav

and
my the Mom
iss her
f u r r y   g o d   m o t h e r
and

a u n t
[ob course]
. . .
and that reminds me

ob
t h i s s   u n i b e r s a l   t ' R e u f

when life gets yeu
a little bit down
. . .

s n u g g l e   m e