Friday Night Wrights: On The Job: Nurse, Athlete, Golden QT Model

Habby Friday

and

Whellcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

On The Job

Nurse, Afflete, GQt Moddle

boy o boy
whee habbs
lots ob grounds
teu cubber
so let's dibe wright in wif
our in firmary feature
what iss called
Nurse Whork

wright wright
the Mom begins teu feel

k n o t   w r i g h t
on

Saturday

yeu might fink

the nail biter

A g g i e   G a m e

teu be a

t u m m y   w r e c k e r

butt
whee deu bull off
a lasst minnit
o   t   w h i n

*whoop*
TAMU   35     arr kansas   28
*whibes brow*

after the game
howebber
she goes wright teu
b i g   b e d

and
I sbend
Saturday Night Sunday Monday
whallering in her misery
taking care ob her

yess yess
thiss iss when
m y   R N   t i t l e
really comes in handy

knot for the faint ob heart
n u r s e   w h o r k

requires

cobious cuddles
non stob nabs
and eudles ob
bayshunts wif the bayshunt

I mean

what teu deu wif

the calling ob my name

the rubbing ob my head

yea

t h e   n e e d i n e s s

and

*whisbers*

some times when she falls a sweeb

I juss habbs teu

s l i b   a w h a y

for

a   m o m e n t   t e u   m y   s e l f

what amb I deuing

yeu ask

. . .

I amb

c r o s s i n g   m y   b a w s

for

relief from thiss bored dumb

a   s b e e d y   r e c u b b e r y

o and then

there iss

d i n n e r   t i m e

when
the Chef iss

sick teu her tummy

yeu muss be
delicate ... considerate

...

s i m b o f e t t i c k

in fack
I suggest getting
w r i g h t   u b   i n   t h e  f a c e
baws on the belly
and
the beas ob resistaunts
. . .
e l b o w   i n   t h e   c h e s s

wright wright

whee are ub

and I amb

f e d   a n d   o u t

eubsy

there iss

a   s k w i r r e l

on my borch

and

while I amb looking for him

in the shrubs

. . .

he iss

l a u g h i n g   a t   m e

ub there

*knot wright*

now
I deu knot whants teu gibbs yeu
the wrong imbreshun

the Mom sits on the borch
gibbing me
t i m e   o u t   o b   d o o r s

for
businesses

inner tainment
and
s w e e t   r o l l s

butt

a bicktim ob my training
the o bedient boy I amb
I come
a   r u n n i n g
at

the call ob my name

teu

c h e c k   i n

wif her

at

her berch in

the batio chair

c o m m a n d   s t a y s h u n

she finks
the wharmf ob the day
makes her feel better

I finks
the rubs ob my ears

makes me feel better
makes her feel better

she all so deus
m a r b e l s   a t   m y   h a m s u m n e s s
ob course

and then juss teu

d a z z l e   h e r

some more

I run out
and
s t r i k e   a   m a n l y   b o s e

and then for good measure

I deu sneak a
h e d g e t a r i a n   s n a c k

*chomb chomb chomb*
*hears shreeek*
*chombchombchomb*

o
and
I all mose forgot teu menchun
. . .

whee blay
t h e   b a t t l e   o b   t h e   b o r c h   f a n s
wif
our naybor
[wheu juss installed a new fan on the same freakwency ass ours]

*off button*
*off button*

*off button*

*off button*

*off button*

. . .
I deu lubbs
out ob doors fun

butt
I amb
the second teu admit
when it iss
t i m e   t e u   g o   i n   o b   d o o r s

*chuckles*

and now

teu be serious for juss a moment

it iss all mose whorf

i l l n e s s

teu habbs the Mom

c a b t i b b s

on a counta
whee deu all whays habbs
a bit ob time
for
t h e   m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s

and then
teu
. . .
I deu lubbs that whoman
i n   s i c k n e s s   a n d   i n   h e a l f

*brays for healf*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Teusday

wright wright
knot feeling much better
the Mom habbs no choice
butt teu

go teu the facktory

and

when she finally

escabes the assylumb

comes home

it iss

l a t e

the sky iss

d r e a r y

she iss
c r a n k y
t i r e d

and
*buts on The Flossie*

. . .
t h e   N U R S E   i s s   I N N

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia Whednesday

what means
it iss time for
t h e   c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

what requires
c l o s e   s n e u b e r b i s i o n
and all so
t a s t e   t e s t i n g

juss saying

. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
out and about be fore

and
here I amb

inn
the bright sun shine

then out
inn
my unkembt lawn

checking out
the shmells
that I shmell

and
the misschief

that I

...

*umm*

...

misschief

and now it iss time for

a sbeshull feature

what iss called

my sky

and
here she iss
b l e u   a n d   w h i t e
5 o clock pm teuday

and then

juss a bit later

. . .

h e b b y

and

*flash back*

yesterday's ebening meun

what turned in teu

yesterday's night meun

and now

. . .
t e u n i g h t ' s   m e u n
bicksher one

and then
bicksher teu

I know I know
berry odd

and now back teu
the matter at hand

it
iss
all
mose
t i m e

wright wright

t i m e   t e u   g o

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Skool

and
here I amb
s e t t l e d

in
m y   d o r m   r e u m

while the Handler moobs in
all my

s k o o l   s t u f f

and now
out on the arena floor
taking a break from
m y   b o a r d   w h o r k

where I demonstrate
m y   s k i l l s

sbin - close
frew - close
round - close
[confusable - I whant teu go FREW]

and then
f u n   t u r n s
lefts
rights

and teu

a b o u t s   a n d   b i b b o t s

and
funner still
. . .
s b i n a r a m a s

and then when

I fink I can knot habbs

more fun

it iss time for

a   q u i c k   w e e

and then
h o m e

for

l a s s t   c a l l

one final check

ob

the meun

and then

e c k s a u c e t e d

whee settle in

for

a bit ob teebee

and

a fairly sizable

l u b b s   f e s t

*smooch*

night night

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

and in related news

here iss

Eckzibbit One:

Why It Iss Hard teu Go teu The Facktory

butt
off the Mom muss go
teu deu
f a c k t o r y   f i n g s

wright wright
wif
t o y s   o b   h e r   o w n
[and thiss iss a small samble]

butt now

back teu

w h a t   i s s   i m b o r t a n t

*ahem*

the Mom home wif Me

n o w

out

for

a bit ob

b u s i n e s s

and
a regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard
. . .
like
myrtle bleums

on the ground
on the ground
on the ground

bellbetty soft

sage leabes
and
bink bleums

bink bleums

bink bleums

and

ub abubbs

a bleu sky

and then
sometimes whee deu juss stob teu
add mire
o u r    b i l l i o n   d o l l a r   f e n c e

and now

sbeaking ob skies

.  . .

our meun teunight

and
m e
looking at it

whell

. . .
sorta

and

in odder news
here I amb
enjoying a
n i g h t c a b

be fore

butting the Mom teu

b i g   b e d

night night

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

*angels sing*

F R I D A Y

and

our otter regular feature

what iss called

our traditional fambily nab

where whee

*shhh shhhh*

*whisbers*
whatch
our guilty teebee show

that's wright
whee whatch
*side teu side teu make sure no one iss lisstening*
*leans in close*

*whisbers*
t m z   l i b e
. . .
some times
whee all so
d o z e
a little

and
teuday
whee blay
g u e s s   w h i c h   h a n d
the libber treat iss in

yess yesss
a berry fun game
what
I lubbs

and
my record stands
teuday
at
t e n   f o r   t e n

it iss
knot that hard
I juss bick
the hand that smells like libber
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday In The Out ob Doors

o boy
. . .
lubbly day
fresh tended lawn

E. T.
The Photographer
[in the bottom right corner]

good times

for

t a l l   t a i l s

a gorgeous day
full ob
the sun shine
and
fan tab yeu lust
s h m e l l s

knot a cloud
juss
be yeu teefull bleu skies

all in all
the berfeckt day
for a
s w e e t   r o l l

ob course
on
a day like thiss
a boy kneeds teu stay
o n   t h e   m o o b

k e e b i n g   i t   r e a l
all ub in here

and
*shakes head and looks ub*
whee juss can knot get ober
thiss gorgeous wheffer

and
here I amb
c h e c k i n g   i n   w i f   t h e   M o m

finking teu deu
f u n   f i n g s
teugeffer
like
t r i c k s   or   t r a i n i n g

what

whee deu

and

follow wif

a mini regular feature

what iss called

a wee photo sheut

#1
yeu may note
I deu lubbs
s i t t i n g   o n   f i n g s

and
#b
here iss
m y   s w e e t

and now
whee return teu
our out ob door feature
ass
I show yeu
t h i s s   s h m e l l
wright here
what iss dribing me crazy.

and
n o
I deu knot know
what it iss
- - -
but now
after a
b e r i m e t e r   c h e c k

I amb in ob doors
for
a whell earned
d r i n k y
ob the
fresch cool sbring whatters

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular culinary feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yess

and

ass wif

a l l   f i n g s

baramount and odder whise

it iss ob

grabe imbortance

teu

s n e u b e r b i s e

the Chef

and here whee see

how

the Chef but

t h e   a r t

in the culinary

and now
I share wif yeu
teunight's sbeshull

salmon and legumes kibbles
sweet beas
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter mellon garnish

and now
berfecktly baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

amen
d i g   i n

and

ass yeu know

" yeu can judge
the taste ob the foods
by
the locayshun ob the bowl "

so
I whill gibbs thiss mean a
1 0
- - - - -
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing

and teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
where I muss ask yeu
*blushes*
deus yeur the Mom
finks
yeur back side iss
. . .
a d o r a b l y   c u t e

*nods*

*no. shakes head*

mine deus knot eiber

- - -

and

here I gibbs yeu

stoic wif tree

and
distrackted wif tree

all so
serious wif tree

then
I see the libber... wif tree

ahhh
I get it
whee are
training sit stay ... wif tree

and now
*hand targets teu a new location*
here I amb
fo cussed

and
let's face it
doubting the little bink flower

I mean
really
. . .
it iss bitifull

and here
showing a bit ob
hard teu get

butt
then
l i b b e r s

and teu
. . .
l u b b s

my teu faborite
e l l s

along wif my
my faborite bees
brash brazen and obb stinate

followed by
a   b o u t
obb course

it iss a whell known fack
that
m o d e l s   are   t e m b e r a m e n t a l
so
t h i s s   b i c k s h e r
rabs the shuet

and now
I amb free teu
broceed wif
m y   c r i m i n a l   i n b e s t i g a y s h u n s

wright wright
he whas
ober here

and then
he whent
ub there

*whut*

and then
he circled round
down here

and then
he stobbed here teu
b u r y   t h e   e b i d e n c e

ok ok
I get it
thiss ebisode ob NCIS - Reuf Kingdom
iss
i n   t h e   c a n

and
here I amb
i n   m y   t r a i l e r

o
what iss thiss

*umm*
e b i d e n ce
I subbose
- - -  - -
and now
it iss
t i m e

for

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Cheu

. . .

yesss

s w e e t   b u l l y   s t i c k

*chewing the end*
*chewing the end*

*chewing the end*

and
juss a bit
*showing it off*
*showing it off*

*showing it off*

and now

ass whee close

thiss wheek

and

I refleckt on

l i f e

. . .

I wood like teu share wif Yeu

one ob my faborites

a signed

Jim Tweedy

Self Bortrait

and
while whee are knot ones
teu habbs a bunch ob
cutesy crabs
whee deu all so
lubbs thiss

My Friends

. . .

L i f e   i s s   S h o r t .

Forgibbs Quick.

Lubbs Long.

Lubbs Fully.

T r e a s u r e   T h e   M o m e n t s .

All ob Em.

. . .

I sure deu.