Friday Night Wrights: All You Need Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
All Yeu Kneeds
Edition

yess yesss

when whee lasst sboke
whee whir inn
kneed ob
a   s m i l e

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature

what iss called
Meeting Pippi

wright wright
the Mom runs off and leabes me
on a counta
some beebles fink
I amb
t e u   b i g   t e u   r a m b u n k s h u s s
teu meet my cousin
wright now

[they are wrong]

butt
I digress

. . .
the Mom
sbends mose ob the Saturday
wif
Miss Pippi and Aunt Dav

getting teu know
S w e e t   G i r l
and helbing them
shop and train
and
set ub a blay area

and
that brings uss teu
our unfore chewnut feature
what iss called
ODD [o deer dog] Aggie Foot Ball

and

while I amb fank full

the game

lures the Mom home

teu me

it iss knot teu cheer

it iss teu

m o u r n

 beaten like
a egg

Aggies 0   bama 59
- - -
teu fings a bout that:
1) the bama team blays great football

2) saban iss a brick

- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Great Bumbkin

yess yess
here I amb
. . .
b u m b k i n   m o d e l

habbing a hard time
understanding
why the Photographer
whants
a   b a c k   b u m b k i n   m o d e l

on a counta
yeu muss whant teu see
m y   s w e e t   f a c e
along wif
my jack o lantern

juss sayin
- - - - -

and that brings uss teu
our wheekend feature
what iss called

the rest ob my what I deu

[facktory whork a side]

here
iss
f u n   a n d   f e t c h

I deu lubs
teu
s t r e t c h   m y   l e g s

chase it down
bring it back

and
sell a brate
wif

a   w h i g g l y   b u t t

and now
that brings uss teu
our winding down feature
what iss called
Sunday Ebening

and
here I amb
c o m f o r t i n g
the Mom

ecksersizing

m y   s e d u c k t i b b s   c h a r m s

whorking

m y   m a j i c k

gibbing her
a   b e b   t a l k

what iss really
more like
s w e e t   n u f f i n g s

and then
be four yeu know it
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday

long
long
long
boring
Monday

the Mom iss
l a t e
home

butt

she brings wif her

. . .

a gift feature

what iss called

a boss habbs been on baycay

and all she got whas
a wheek ob

s t r e s s

and

thiss Beatles tee shirt

and
whee deu lubbs it
on a counta
it deus matches
our new sheus 

 *tries teu conceal ecksitement*
yess yesss
our new
A L L Y O U N E E D I S L O V E
sneakers

and it iss
t r e u f
. . .
all whee kneed iss
l u b b s
and
e a c h   o t t e r 
o yeah
and
t i m e

o gosh

I deu lubbs

t h a t   w h o m a n

. . .

and then

in
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e

it iss
l a s s t   c a l l

affter which
I take the Mom
teu
b i g   b e d

teu cuddle and comfort
and
brebare her for

a seuber stress full feature
what iss called
A Berry Tacksing Teusday

and
g o o d   n e w s
her client acknowledged her hard whork
her meeting whent as whell as it cood
and
*drumb roll*
s h e   c a m e   h o m e   e a r l y
*cheers*

and then

it habbens

our monfly feature

what iss called

heart whorm goob time

so

wif

t h e   r e i n s
tied teu

the hitching bost

and
t h e   s t i n k y   g o o b
abblied teu
my back

I stand in the haff baff
wif
the Mom
while
she tells me stories
ob
healf and habbiness and lubbs

and then
after a bout
fibe long minnits
. . .
she habbs me teu
l i e   d o w n   b e   s t i l l

that's wright
I amb knot habby
wheu can be habby

my back iss
s t i n k y
and
I muss
l i e   d o w n   b e   s t i l l

for
firty hole minnits
*shakes had and bouts*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu

our otter Teusday feature
what iss called
let's go out side

wright wright
 a few minnits
teu
r i b   a n d   r o m b
and
sbread the goob
a l l   o b e r   m y   b a c k

yeu are whell come

*bow*

. . .

night night

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

wheu heu
the Mom iss
h o m e
and while I deu knot like
business photos
*blushes*
the Photographer lubbs
t a i l s   a n d   f e f f e r s
*sigh*

and now
wif
a bit ob dinner in my belly
and donning
b r o b b e r   a   t t i r e

I amb gibbing
the camera
o n e   m o r e   p h o t o   o b b

and then
that brings uss teu
our long a whaited regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

and
here I amb
t h e   c h o b b i n g   s n e u b e r b i s o r

yess yesss
c h e e   c h o b b e d
and
backed

and
t a s t e   t e s t e d
for
a   s i t
ob course

and now
it iss
time

teu
back
t h e   l i b b e r s
and
crumble them in
m y   f a b o r i t e   t u g   t o y

then
out-in-load car-collar on
it iss time teu
board the Trolley
for
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
My Skool

and

teunight

whee whork on

heel bozishuns

calls teu heel

turns
bibbots

sbin-a-ramas
180s

. . .
D I S T R A C K S H U N S

rounds
frews

hand touches
or
" bings "

and
since the Mom err Handler and I
are ecksberiencing a
s e t b a c k
in our training
deu teu
her stress and my sensitibity
. . .
whee lissten closely teu
r e l a y s h u n s h i b   a d b i c e
*nods*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
home from skool

o
yessss
it iss late on a skool night

butt
whee are
r e f l e c k t i n g

on
our ebening
on
a l l   w h e e   h a b b s   l e a r n e d

the Mom Handler
quietly diss cusses
h e r   s h o r t   c o m i n g s

whee
c o m m i t
teu regroub
teu figyeur it out
teu forge a head
on
o u r   f u n   j u r n e y

on a counta

whee are

T e a m   R e u f u s

*cheers*

*sigh*

I lubbs my the Mom

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

and
look look
whee whake teu
a   b i n k   m o r n i n g

teu the east (abubbs)
teu the whest (be low)

and then
the rest ob the day
habbens
and
wif the Mom finally home
whee are
o u t

under

the gorgous

b r i g h t   b l e u   s k y

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday Fun

that's wright
f u n

our furst steb
teu
getting
b a c k   o n   t r a c k

starts wif
. . .
starts wif
. . .
starts wif

t h e   d u m b b e l l   f r o w
*races teu retriebe*

*races back*

*drobs for a good cheu*
*skweek skweek*

and
here I amb
broud ob my retriebe

and
h a b b y
teu gibbs it teu
the Mom

nebber tiring
ob
t h e   g o o d   b o y   t a l k

nor
t h e   l i b b e r s

nor
the chance teu
r e t r i e b e
again

celebrate again
be four
gibbing teu the Mom

o n e   m o r e
retriebe

and now
ass iss her em-oh
whee
s t o b
when I still whant
more more more

then
she says
t i m e   t e u   g o   i n n

what
whee deu
for
a while

be four
lasst call

*sniff sniff*
*bit ob business*

night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*angels sing*
Friday

she's a bit late home
butt
the sun iss shining

I amb
h a b b y
teu be
out

for
 a quick romb
and
i n n

for

our regular feature

what iss called

our traditional fambily nab

what iss
mosely
lots ob
h e a b y   b e t t i n g

and may be
free minnits ob
ack sidentickal nodding off

a bit ob

tee bee whatching

and
quite a bit ob
story telling

where
yeu guess it

I
my self
Reufus

iss
t h e   m a i n   c h a r a c k t e r

and
teu
there are
t h e   g a m e s

touch
high fibe
wright here
and
kiss

I amb
a berry bayshunt boy

un till
I amb knot

and
here iss
what it iss like
when
I amb ready teu deu
s o m e f i n g   e l s e

and
for
those keebing
dental reckords
* y a w n *

shee iss bretending
teu be
unn knot affeckted

butt
. . .
and thiss isss
a   b i g   b u t t

I amb
whearing her down
. . .
I fink

okay
may be knot

may be
I amb the one
whorn down

umm
I forget

I mean
l u b b s
deus that teu yeu

on a counta
aside from
tasty foods
and
business tribs
and
ribs and rombs
and
miss chiefs
and
fun
. . .
l u b b s   i s s   a l l   y e u   k n e e d s

and now

sbeaking ob

lubbs and fun

and

lubbs ob fun

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

the Friday After Noon Photo Sheut

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s l y

followed by my
where iss my
g o o d   b o y   e a r s
mystery

and
for the sake ob balance
here iss a bit ob
s e e r y - u s s

what iss really
w h o r r y
ober
a dog iss barking
o b e r   t h e r e

butt then
o
l i b b e r

yesss
I gibbs yeu
f o   c u s s

juss a little
b r o u d

a
r o u n d
frew the yard

a bit ob
c l o s e

and then

i n n

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my art

and here iss

habby whatters boy

and
tecknickally habby boy

and teu
. . .
whattery yawn

and then

dentistickally aaack

o...o...o

i amb yeur leader

whell
tecknically sbeaking
i amb yeur alpha and omega

and

the holidays are knot comblete

wif out

whatter cullered bumbkin

and teu
the great tecknickal bumbkin

and
whee wrab ub thiss feature
wif
Our Ode teu Miss Pippi

*nods*

and now

wif
no furfer dee lay

*dramatickal kettle drumb roll*
it.
iss.
t i m e.

and
sbeaking ob
k e t t l e s

it iss now time for
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
ass
c h i e f   c h e f   c h i e f
I deu closely
sneuberbise

the brebarayshun ob

teunight's feature

. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles

carrots

green beans

english beas

botatoes

corns

tossed wif

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and

garnished wif

fresh cant elobes

and

red abbles

yess yesss
blease ma'am

and

fank yeu

and now

fought fully baired

wif

ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn*

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing

where furst
I ask yeu teu ecksckuse
the borch mess

whee
are still cleaning ub after
the tree beebles
*sigh*
they left uss wif
a   m e s s

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull delibery feature

what iss called

male call

and

it muss be

f o r   m e

on a counta

I habbs all ready

c h e w e d   t h e   c o r n e r

and
s i t t e d
in the chair wif it

come on
let's
o b e n   i t

hurry
hurry

h u r r y

deu yeu
kneed
m y   h e l b

o
it iss
see dees

yess yessss
some one whee all know
*clears froat*
w h e e
kneeds thiss

and

the great fing iss

it came wif

all thiss

f u n   b a c k i n g   s t u f f

and

a   s w e l l   b o c k s

and now

that brings uss teu

our holiday feature

what iss called

m y   c o s t y e u m s

and
while
yeu might finks
otter whise

I deu
lubbs lubbs lubbs
m y   b u m b k i n
costyeum

and
ob couse
wif
t h e   h o l i d a y
abbroaching

whee bull out
m y   w h a r d r o b e   b a g
teu
sort frew

and now

*sabed by a business trib*

a   q u i c k   o u t

and then
it iss
t i m e

time
for
my seuber mose faboritest feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and

thiss seleckshun

nebber gets old

*cheers*
b u l l y   s t i c k

o
yay - uhh
s m o k e   i t
like a stogey

and
I gibbs it
m y   b o s s   m o o b s

and
settle in for
a berry long
c h a w

*deeb sigh*

and now

ass whee

tie the ribbon on our wheek

. . .

whee leabes yeu wif

thiss fought

yess yesss

all yeu kneed iss lubbs

a golden

smooches

and

belly rubs

a little lower

and
teu the left blease