My Merry Christmas

Whee Whish Yeu

A Merry Christmas

~

5:00 am

the Mom rolls ober
and
in my ear she whisbers

M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s ,   R e u f u s

then whee goes
back teu sweeb
*zzzzzzzzzz*

teu whake teu

T h i s s   G o r g e o u s   C h r i s t m a s

M o r n i n g

~
and
m y   f u l l   s t o c k i n g

yess yessss

S A N T A

habbs been here

teu

de libber

t h e s e   l i b b e r s

yess yesss
sicks hole bags

ob
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f s

now
lets oben

m y   s t o c k i n g

on a counta
inn side

iss
a   r a i n d e e r   a n t l e e r
[brolly Dasher's]

a bleu and green
collar and leash
and a
t i n y   g r e e n   e l f

and then

while the Mom

gets

ready teu go

where

she habbs teu go

I
t a k e   i n b e n t o r y
ob
our gifts

incleuding
t h e   o n e
wright back there
*stands on tibby toes - - - stretches neck*

then
*quick sit*
when
the Mom
whalks inn teu
the reum

*inno cent face*

and then
moments
later
*acksidental skweek skweek skweek*

thiss
b i n k   f l a m i n g o
fleu out ob its bag
and
l a n d e d
wright here

*nods*
then
the Mom made her self go
while
I took a nab
~
and
when she came home
t h e   b e s t   b a r t   o b   h e r   d a y
started
~
and
whee obened
m y   g i f t s

thiss one
from
My Aunt Dav

out ob which
I rassle

H e u t y
t h e   b i n k   o w l

before
running back teu
the bag

teu
stick my head inn
then
bull my head out

so
my assistant can
fetch me
t h e s e   g i n g e r   m a n   c o o k i e s

these abble freutables
and
bomma granite crunches

o ... o ... o
then
here in the bottom

E s t h e r
the bink big
and
my festibbs green reef

*cheers*

~

then

Mom says teu Me

" Reufus, let's take a bicksher

ob
My Golden Retrieber Jammies "

*hahaha*

whee deu lubbs the jams

~

and then

I eat my dinner

and

I deu my business

~

let's get back teu

o u r   h o l i d a y   s e l l e b r a y s h u n  

and
let's start
wif
m y   m o n k e y   b a g

from
My Aunt Karen

out furst
iss
Rocky The Squirrel

then
Binky The Effelent

then
then
then

Binky
kneeds
a little whalk

butt
I quickly return teu
the monkey bag

a
flat bird

a
army diller

a bink
bease lubbing monkey

*giggles*
a   m o n k e y   s t o c k i n g

so much
teu
see

there
iss
m o n k e y s   g a l o r e

brown ones
burble ones

singing ones

and

bink ones

and
Rocky

and
and
and
from
Aunt Audrey
. . .
c o r d y   R o y   o n e s

wif
a
<3
on her teuty

I
deu
lubbs
her

and then
whee take a break

so
the Mom can oben
her gifts

and
juss ass she sits down

I steal a
t a t e r   g a t e r
out ob
a nodder bag

finking
t h e   s o f a
iss a nice blace teu eat
butt
*ahem*
abbarently
it iss snot

and

that brings uss

teu

t h e   t a t e r   g a t e r   b a g

what iss
from
My Bee Eff Eff
My Siggy Otter
. . .
My The Mom

four Aggie tennis balls
one tall Jerry Aff
free mice in a hunk ob chee

and
a big bag ob
Friday Night Cheus

*cheers loudly*
. . .
o
it iss
k n o t   f r i d a y
o

ok

whell
m y   g r e e n   e l f
whill deu

butt
now iss the time
for
the Mom teu oben
m y   g i f t s   t e u   h e r

yess yesssss
wif much lubbs
. . .
a berformance journal
teu record our... berformances
a gorgeous training bag

and
Mister Ed
The Comblete Series

wright wright

all one hunnerd and forty free ebisodes

*cheers*

~

and now

back teu obening

the Mom's gifts

whee got

a bair ob

h i s s   a n d   h e r s   j a m m i e s

and

here iss me

m e

in mine

now

what else iss

under thiss tree

*reuts a round*

my o my
boy o boy

thiss day wright here
habbs been
T h e   B e s t   C h r i s t m a s   E b b e r

it gets no better
than
Jammies

Toys and Treats

F r i e n d s   a n d   F a m b i l y

wheu

make yeur life sbeshull

a   h o m e

wif

a   b i g   b e d

and
the whoman wheu calls me
Sweet Boy
~
My Mom
- - - - -
Merry Christmas, Friends