Friday Night Wrights: Our Big Announcement Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Our Big

A Noun's Mint

Edition

*clears froat*

wright wright

whell

~

thiss may come
ass
q u i t e   a   s u r b r i s e

 butt

the Mom and I
habbs been mulling ober
t h i s   b e r r y   b i g   d e c i s i o n
for
a bout a year now

and

lass July

whee decided

. . .

y e s s

and then

whee obened ub

o u r   m i n d s

and

the berry first bossibility

whas

. . .

the cutest most awesome

smoob coat collie bubby

ebber teu be

whee habbs the reserbayshuns

a bout

hearding me

barking at me

and

whee juss are knot maybe ready enough

and then

came a long

the mose awesome

b e r f or m a n c e

mini a teur boodle litter

ebber teu be

incleuding

*gasb*

a phantom

o my

the Mom habbs

habbed

teu mini boodles before

butt

The Mom and I

against

all reason

. . .

o u r   h e a r t s
juss
w h a n t

. . .

a   g o l d e n   r e t r i e b e r

and then

*drumb roll*

whee got the call

from

o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r

teu say

*gulb*

shee knows

thiss
MACH2 Agility Chambion

G O R G E O U S   G O L D E N   M O M

ass whell ass

the

heabily Agility and Hunting titled

A W E S O M E   G O L D E N   D A D

and then
the Mom and I
but
o u r   h e a d s   t e u g e f f e r

and
 whee talk teu

The Bubby GramsMother
and wif
the recommendayshun ob
our awe some instrucktor
. . .

and

and

and

O N E   o b   t h e s e   F E L L E R S 

whill be

c o m i n g   t e u   o u r   h o m e

soon

- - -

at the moment

it seems like it might be

t h i s s   g u y

or

t h i s s   g u y

or

maybe eben

t h i s s   b r e t t y   l i t t l e   g i r l

whee are

nerbous
ecksited
scared
habby

terrified
frilled

whorried

and

ober the tob

a m b e d   u b   f o r   t h e   c h a l l e n g e

and now

o n   w i f   m y   w h e e k

- - - - -

bringing uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Saturday

whee whir
ub and out
e a r l y

for
T h e   T r o l l e y   S e r b i c e   D a y

and then
whee sbent the day
gaffering
b u b b y   f i n g s

and
b u b b i f y i n g
our home

*jan brady boyce*
b u b b y   b u b b y   b u b b y
*giggles*

and now

that brings uss teu

our seuber awesome feature

what whee call

My Sunday Second Breakfast

o
yeu know how
I deu lubbs
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s
*release*

*nomnomnomnom*

followed
by
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s

and
ass yeu can see
the beginnings ob
m o o b i n g   t h e   m o m   o u t
of
o u r   r e u m
[mosely]

whee whill let her
keeb
the drafting table

for our use
[ob course]

butt
whee kneed her
teu better
o r g a n i z e   o u r   l e a s h e s
*nods*

and

ober there in the closet

whee are storing

m y   b o c k s   c o l l e c k s h u n

[yess yess I deu lubbs my bockses]

g a r a g e   s a l e   i t e m s

[aka The Reufus Wright Scholarshib Fund]

and
whee whill
let the Mom
keeb
H e r   D a d d y   W h a l l
[and her bunch ob books]

yess yessss
whee are
c l e a n i n g   a n d   s o r t i n g
- - -
and that brins uss teu
a fun feature
what iss called
Sunday in the Sun

wright wright
. . .
s u n

and
b l e u   s k y

I can hardly
beliebes
my nose

much less
my eyes
butt
thiss iss
a   g o r g e o u s   d a y

ober teu seun

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

ugh monday

the wheffer

iss

n i c e

butt
ass yeu can see

the Photographer
iss deuing her whork
h a f f   a s s

*correckts settings on camera*

ok ok

thiss looks

m o r e   l i k e   m e

and now
that brings uss teu
our new sbeshull feature
what I call
o crab sharing the lime light
b u b b y   f i n g s

and
here I amb showing yeu
t h i s s   f i n g

it iss
s o f t   a n d   s k w i s h y

and
kinda like
a   b i l l o w

and then

juss when I get comfy

*bing bing bing*
*amazon brime*

thiss arribes at our door

what in the whirl
are
t r a i n i n g   b a d s

and
why in the whirl
deu whee kneed
o n e   h u n n e r d   o b   e m
*faints*

and
hmmm
down in the cracks here
are
o d d e r   f i n g s
*scratches head*

o

teu

there iss

t h i s s

*studies bubby charts*
umm
*hobes thiss fits for the ride home*

and now

that brings uss teu

our fun feature

what iss called

The Mom Feels Guilty Teusday

wright wright
long libbs
g u i l t

and now
our fun feature
what iss called
r e t r i e b e

*run run run*
*grab it*

*bring it*

*run run run*
*grab it*

*bring it*

*run run run*
*grab it*

*run run run*
*grab it*

*bring it*

*nudge it a little*

*run run run*
*grab it*

*take a mandatory break*

*collecks breff*
*questions camera angle*
*whorries about photo jinnick fings*

*run run run*
*grab it*

and now

*bro claims*

g a m e   o b e r

let's go inn
let's go inn
let's go inn
let's go inn

l e t ' s   g o   i n n

which whee deu

. . .

juss inn time for

b u b b y   d e l i b b e r y

number 243f

what o what o what
cood
it
be

it iss
this whide by thiss tall
and
flat
*nods*
e c k s e r s i z e   b e n

all so know ass

m y   l i t t l e   b e n   o b   s a n i t y

*giggles madly*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia Whednesday

the Mom
iss
home
the Photographer
needs
a lesson

*run run*
*blurry run*

*gate check*

o ... o ... o
s t i n k y   s t u f f
*whallers*

*stands ub*
*shniffs*

*run run run run run run*

and now
i n n
*giggles*

for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

and
here
i amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g

o

yess yesssss

c h e e   ...   c h e c k

l i b b e r   ...   c h e c k

b u s i n e s s   ...   c h e c k

 and now
quick quick
t e u   t h e   t r o l l e y

and teu
our regular feature
what iss called

for
T a k e   M e   T e u   M y   S k o o l
*cheers*

and
here I amb
gaffering my foughts
be fore
W h a l k   T h i s s   W h a y
The Sequal
*nods*

and
ober there
the gorgeous red head

iss
M y   F r i e n d   M i s s   M e g

she deus habbs
the mose
g o r g e o u s   s m i l e

now let's get teu it
teunight
whee deu a few
bibbot inteu bositions
and
I whork on
g o i n g   t e u   s i d e
[what iss the Mom's wright]

*jumbs for treat*
and
I deu better than ebber be fore
*cheers*

and then
whee deu
o t t e r   b o s i t i o n   g a m e s
what I deu lubbs

and then
whee take it
l o n g
wif
a t t e n t i b b s   h e e l i n g
and
b a c e   c h a n g e s

thiss iss where
she deus great in the back yard
butt
the Handler deus gibbs me
c h a l l e n g e s
wif
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

butt
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
reminds uss ob some
s e u b e r   t i b s
and
whee finish strong
*cheers*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
let's go home

quick out
quick inn

night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Bad Wheffer Fursday

that's wright
b a d   w h e f f e r
~
it iss
c o l d
it iss
w h e t

it iss
m i s e r y

butt
o u t
I muss go

inteu
Lake Whyyeubeflooded

now
teu be clear
I amb knot a fraid ob
t h e   s t a n d i n g   w h a t t e r s

butt
I habbs learned teu be
a   g e n t l e m a n
for
the Mom

and
I deu try teu
stay in the
h i g h   s b o t s

take care ob
b u s i n e s s
quickly

*ummm*
sorta quickly

whell
yeu know
whiff inn
reason

*looks surbrised*
w h e u   m e

ok ok
*runs inn*

and now
here iss me
o u t   f o r   b i g   b u s i n e s s
[on string ass ber standard]

and
me
u n d e r   s a g e   d r i b

and
me
s h a k i n g   o f f   t h e   s a g e   d r i b

and now

inn keebing wif

o u r   o u t   p h e m e

here I amb
inn
t h e   d a r k

for
l a s s t   c a l l

and now
that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called

wheu heu
F R I D A Y

and while
it iss
a   n o d d e r   g l e u m y   d r i z z l y   d a y

it iss knot
storming

and
for the mose bart
m y   k i n g d o m
iss dry

*ribs and rombs*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
the Mom's faborite
what whee call
our traditional fambily nab

what iss more like
a game ob
l u b b s   o n   m e
while whee whatch teebee

and then when
my guilty bleasure
iss
ober
- - -
whee quickly
board the Trolley

where o where
are
whee going

w h e s t
young man
whee are headed whest

teu
Doctor Mark's Blace
in.

the.

rain.

and
the Mom
berry quickly asks
~
" deu yeu habbs business "

and
I amb
n o n - c o m m i t t a l
so
whee run inn side

and wif
a whaiting ruem
f u l l
ob
bubbies, kitties
and
more imbortantly
beobles
e u h i n g   a n d   a h h h i n g
ober me

the inebt Photographer
requires me
teu
s i t
and for why
~
so she can take
t h i s s

i.
mean.
really.
*looks longingly at beobles wheu are asking the Mom lots ob questions about me*

*bouts*
there iss butt
o n e   f i n g   c l e a r   h e r e
. . .
I kneed
a   n e w   p h o t o g r a p h e r
*nods*

and now
p a w d i c u r e
done
and habbing receibed
The Fairbanks Staff Attenshun
for being
The Reigning Leader's Mose Lubbable
*bow*

and now
a quick snack rewhard
in the Trolley

and
I settle inn
for
t h e   t r i b   h o m e

where
I brombtly

run whild in the yard

and
w h a l l e r   i n n   s t i n k y   s t u f f

*tries teu look abologetick*

and now
*checks whatch*
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

o
yess yess
there iss scoobing teu be scoobed

and
chobbings teu be chobbed

and
whah lah
- - -
t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l
~
salmon and legumes kibbles
botatoes
green beans
lima beans
carrots
corn
beas
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
fresh jazz abble
and
cant eloube garnish

baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*honest*

*amen*
*dig inn*

*cleans blate*

and now
. . .
o u t

under
the dreary sky
*sigh*

and then
b a c k   i n n

for
our once in a monf feature

what iss called
Habby BarkBocks Friday

and
here I amb
wif
the Photogapher
wheu iss trying teu get
her job
back

how much easier
can it be
. . .
she habbs
t h e   b e s s t   m o d e l   e b b e r   t e u   b e
juss saying

butt
I digress
- - -
now let's
o b e n   t h e   b o c k s

o
BarkBocks
I deu lubbs Yeu

and
thiss monf's feature
iss
I C E   A G E

wif
thiss awe some
c r i n k l e   s n o w   f l a k e

omd
f i s h   s t r i b s

hahaha
and
b o r k   s t e w

[what are the chances
my the Mom
whill let me habbs thiss
. . .
hmmm]

o ... o ... o
B L I Z Z A R D   B I T E S

and a
k r u n c h i e   t u b e

teu be berfeckly honest
. . .
BarkBocks Rocks

I deu lubbs
it
all

the backaging
iss
s o   f u n

and
boy o boy
whee deu lubbs
t h e   s u r b r i s e

and that bring uss teu
a sbeshull feature
I like teu call
I amb much cuter than a Bubby

whell
I amb
*tuts*

- - - - -
and now
it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

yep
there
it
iss
yess
that
iss
it

butt
like
a   g e n t l e m a n
I what bayshuntly

and then
j a c k b o t

b u l l y   s t i c k

*nibbles*

*chombs*

*sabors*
- - - - -
and now
My Deer Friends
it occurs teu me
that
thiss might be
Our Last Friday Night Alone Teugeffer
*deebly reflecktibbs sigh*

whee habbs
a big wheek
ahead ob uss
~
blease teu keeb uss in
yeur brayers
blease teu whish uss
safe trabbles

Fank Yeu All
for
Yeur Lubbs and Subbort
and

blease teu stay tuned
for

o u r   f o u r   f o o t   a d d i t i o n