Raising The Reuf: Friday Night Wrights: Mission π : Our Big Adventure

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights
The π Mission:

Our Big Abenture

Edition
. . .
A Re-Creation ob Our Original Bost
what
Google Blogger Etted

[ knot ass funny... butt it tells our story ]

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o yess yesss

when whee lasst sboke

I whas

b i z z y i n g m y s e l f

wif
imbortant
h o m e c o m i n g b r e b a r a y s h u n s

wright wright

no time teu whaste

let's get wright teu

our first bubbificayshuns feature

what iss called

Time Teu Hide My Treasures

Saturday 24f January

wright wright

I habbs

f i n g s i n n h e r e

a
r o t t e n b e c a n

here

loads

ob
a c o r n s

here

and
s t i c k s
lots ob
l i t t l e s t i c k s

it iss
a t o u g h j o b
butt
~~making sure I ett it all before he does~~
T h e P i e ' s S a f e t y

iss
m y t o b b r i o r i t y

*nods*

and wif
a f u l l d a y ob b u b b i f i c a y s h u n s
behind uss

. . .
whee head teu
b i g b e d

teu
s t o c k b i l e s w e e b
*night night*

- - - - -
and

that brings uss teu
our Sunday feature
what iss called

SUN Day

25f January

yess yessss
juss look

g l o r i o u s
S U N S H I N E

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull bubbificayshun feature

what iss called

out from

u n d e r t h e b e d

. . .

what comes wif

a f u n n y s t o r y

wright wright

a few short years a go

when I whass

a b u b b ymy own self

I whass gibben
a e g g b a b y t o y
what habbs
free hidden eggs

. . .
and
o n e
ob which
turned ub
m i s s i n g

and

the Mom

whorried

looked and looked

checked my big business

and

the Aunt Karen

eben

asked Doctor Mark

if it cood be basseed

- - -

whell

I amb

h a b b y t e u r e b o r t

. . .

*drumb roll*
whee find

t h e m i s s i n g e g g

under the bed

. . .

now

I finks teu
e t t i t

* ha ha ha ha *

knot really

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our neckst cleaning feature

what iss called

Time Teu Clean The Reuf
- - -
o
no

butt
here I amb
at
BetCo UnLeashed

~~crying like a 4 year old girl~~
s i t t i n g l i k e a g o o d b o y

and
ok
yes yess
ass far ass
b a f f s

u n l e a s h e d

iss
a great blace
teu
~~be tortured~~
habbs one

. . .
seuber seuber seuber friendly folks
bubby shambeu and condishunner

brushes and towels
and
~~the dreaded~~
blow dryer
all wif inn reach

butt

. . .
it
iss
still
a
b a f f

*nods*

*skwints*

*blinks*
b a f f d o n e
and now
whee are
b a c k i n n t h e T r o l l e y

teu
head
for
h o m e
*bouts*

where

I can finks

teu

s w e e t r o l l s

while the Mom

s c r e a m s n o

*giggles*
it iss some times
f u n
juss teu see her
dibes teu catch me
*nods*

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
bubby floors

o
yess yess
I deu lubbs the floor
butt
blease teu bardon my mood
- - -
I amb still
m i f f e d b y t h e b a f f
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our unheard ob feature

what iss called

The Whorld Falls Silent

Monday Teusday

- - -

wright wright

*gasb*

many runnings a round

many bufficayshuns

many lubbings on me

butt

n o p h o t o g r a p h s

- - -

bringing uss teu

our lasst minute brebarayshun feature

what iss called

Trolley Baff

Whednesday

28f January

o
yess yessss

and
unlike
some beebles
whee know and lubbs
she iss handling the baff
like
a b i g g i r l
*nods*

and now

h o m e

tucked safely

inn her garage

and being a

n o n - a c k a d e m i c k w h e d n e s d a y

[no skool teunight]

. . .

the Steward begins teu

s t o w o u r b a g g a g e

butt then

it iss time

for

b i g b e d

*yawns*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our seuber sbeshull feature

what iss called

o u r b i g d a y

- - -

whee sweeb inn

juss a bit

. . .

b a c k o u r t e u f b r u s h e s

. . .

b o a r d t h e T r o l l e y

and

head ober
teu bick ub

M y A u n t K a r e n

for

our seuber deuber trabble feature

what iss called

Our Big Trib

Fursdaynt
29f January

- - -

yess yesssss

and wif

Aunt Karen A Board

whee

. . .

*frows head back and sings*

h e a d o u t o n t h e h i g h w a y

looking for adbentures
and what ebber comes our whay

b o r n t e u b e w h i l d

B O R N T E U B E ...

eubsy

now where whas I

o yess yessss

o u r f i r s t s t o b

and
check inn
at
w h a t a b u r g e r
vidor, texas

wright wright

a wee times free

and

tasty foods
frew
t h e m a g i c k w h i n d o w

*check check check check*

and

then wif

l i b e l y c o n b e r s a y s h u n

and

m u c h l a u g h t e r

whee

*frows head back and sings*

ease on down

ease on down the road

ease on down

E A S E O N D O W N T H E R O A D

eubsy
here I amb
at
what I refer teu
ass
t e u g i r l s w e e s t o b

wright wright
and
a check inn
teu
burger king
c r o w l e y , l o u i s i a n a
it iss like
a w h o l e o d d e r s t a t e
*nods*

and

wif

j o y i n o u r h e a r t s

whee hob

back in the Trolley

and be fore yeu know it

whee are crossing

T h e M i s s i s s i b b i R i b b e r

t i g g e r t o w n

yes yes
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

stobbing
knot teu soon
for
t r o l l e y f u e l

and
ob course
whee all deu lubbs
a w e e b r e a k

all mose
ass
much
ass

the Media Secretary
deus lubbs
a c h e c k i n n

thiss time
teu
Tigger Town Traffick

and
m i s s i o n a c c o m b l i s h e d

whee are
e m b t i e d o u t
. . .
f i l l e d u b

and

b a c k o n t h e r o a d

and

then

before whee know it

whee are
at
o u r d e s t i n a y s h u n

wright wright
. . .
L a Q u i n t a
C o v i n g t o n , L o u s i s i a n a. . .
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
setting ub camb

and now
while
the Bellboy
b r i n g s i n n m y b a g s

I whill
s t a k e m y c l a i m
on
t h i s s b e d

butt
umm
t h i s s q u e e n s i z e b e d

seems

a bit small

*nods*

whell

*umm*

whee whill juss habbs teu

s h m u g g l e u b
*nods*

yess yess
I amb sure
whee can
m a k e i t w h o r k
*nods*

and now
after
a s h o r t s i t d o w n

the Mom
blaces
a berry imbortant
p h o n e c a l l
- - -
whee sweeb
out
on a
b u s i n e s s t r i b

Me and Aunt Karen
h u n k e r d o w n
for
a long nab

and
the Mom
boards the Trolley
teu
Bubbyville
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
Our Seuber Deuber Mission π Feature
what iss called
Which Bubby Iss Ours
- - - - -
o my
the Mom arribes teu
B U B B Y V I L L E

o my
t h e b u b b i e s
are a bit tired
when she arribes
butt then
she enters the ben
and it iss
a s g r a m b l e o b b u b b i e s

it iss difficult
teu
disstinkwish
o n e f r o m a n o d d e r

they are all
s o c u t e
- - -
the Mom iss nerbous
wif
t h e m a n y q u e s t i o n s
about
b i c k i n g a b u b b y
at
t h e b u b b y t e s t
teumorrow night

butt
The Awesome Grammys
tell her
. . .
*drumb roll*
whee bicked
T h e L i m e P i e
for
Y O U

omd
omd
O M D
- - -
here iss
O U R L I T T L E G U Y

and
he iss
a l u b b

butt
then
e n t e r i n g t h e r i n g
iss
M r s T r a n c e

and now
e x i t i n g t h e r i n g
iss
M r s T r a n c e

*giggles*

the Mom lubbs on
a l l t h e b u b b i e s

butt
she
f a l l s i n l u b b s
wif
t h i s s g u y

L I M E P I E

o
he
iss
a l o o k e r

such
a s w e e t y

and
ass
the Mom gets ub teu leabes
the Photographer
takes one lasst bicksher
ob
t h e b u b b y f r e n z y

butt
our little guy
iss
knot in the mickst
- - -
in stead
h o b e s b r i n g s e t e r n a l
and
here iss
L i m e P i e

o
s w e e t b o y
iss
s a c k e d o u t

so
the Moms
w h i s b e r s s w e e t n u f f i n g s

gibbs him
a k i s s
on
h i s s s w e e t e a r

and then
t e a r s h e r s e l f a w h a y
on a counta
teumorrow iss a big huge day

and
Grammy habbs a lot teu deu
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
Lime Pie... Woot
now what'sfor dinner
- - -
and
whee decide teu order
from
C h i l i ' s

[iffin yeu follow that link...
be sure teu read our rebyeu...
lol]
and
while
Aunt Karen
b i c k s u b o u r f o o d a b l e s
. . .
whee
c h e c k i n n
out front

and

I deu knot know iffin

m y g i r l s a r e s e u b e r h u n g r y

t h e f o o d i s s s e u b e r t a s t y

butt

no comblaints whirr uddered

juss

nomnoms

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

after

a g o o d n i g h t ' s s w e e b

- - -

it iss time

for

our sbeshull trabble feature

what iss called

whaking ub at the LaQuinta

Friday 30f January

. . .

and

here whee are

o u t f o r b u s i n e s s

SO
much teu see

SO
much teu smell

butt

b u s i n e s s e s t r a n s a c k t e d

- - - - -

and

now whee are back inn

for

our fun gift feature

what iss called

Aunt Karen iss PsyKick

wright wright

thiss morning
Aunt Karen
gibbs me
t h e s e m o n k e y e a r m u f f s

inn
the
case

I amb

e b b e r t e u n e e d e m

ob course
knowing
what I know now

whell
- - -
I digress
*giggles*

and now

that brings uss teu

our seuber sbeshull trabble feature

what iss called

L I M E A D E R U N

wright wright
here I amb
c h e c k i n g i n n
at
S o n i c k

o
I deu lubbs
a S o n i c k r u n
- - - - -
butt now
it iss time for
our lunch time feature

what iss called
Lunch
wif
Me
inn
Doors

The Beach House

boy o boy
w h a t a f u n b l a c e
and
t h e s e r b i c e
isss imbeckable

wright wright
I amb quickly
serbed
m y o w n w h a t t e r b o w l

and

here I amb
diss blaying

m y g o o d b o y m a n n e r s

making
the Mom
b r o u d
*nods*

so
I fink teu take
a
s e l f y

o
and what the heck
. . .
a m e a n d t h e m o m s e l f y

and now
here iss me
w h a i t i n g b a y s h u n t l y

on
m y s h r i m b s

and wif

l i m e

the pheme ob the day

Mom and Aunt Karen
k i c k b a c k
and
enjoy their
l i m e a d e s
*giggles*

and now
it iss time for
our photo sheut feature
what iss called
Me on the Batio wif Signs
. . .
Drink More Care Less

only
blease teu bardon me
I amb knot sure
what whee are deuing here

j a w s

n o s h e u s r e q u i r e d

seriously
n o n e

z e r o z i b

n a d a

you can find me

where

t h e o c e a n m e e t s t h e m u s i c k

*hahaha*
and now
sbeaking ob signs
. . .
seen in the rest reum
l i m e

and
here iss me
e n j o y i n g m y l u n c h

o
I can knot say enough
g o o d f i n g s
about the whaiters

they
are
f u n
and
a t t e n t i b b s

whee all free

habbs

b i g f u n

- - -

and

here iss me

o n t h e w h a y o u t

I whill
nebber forgets yeu
B e a c h H o u s e

I deu hobes teu see yeu
again

seun

*nods*

Good Bye Beach House
I lub yeu

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull trabble feature

what iss called

Here Whee Are on Lake Pontchartain

what starts wif

m o m a n d m e

moment

wright wright
blease teu bardon

h e r b r e d n i s o n e w h e i g h t g a i n
[nineteen days ... nineteen bounds]
*sigh*

gibbs me some time
I whill
t a k e i t o f f h e r
*jots down exercise schedule*

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull trabble feature

what iss called

O u r W h a l k

Lake Pontchartain

lots ob
L o u i s i a n a S h m e l l s

what ebber
those
are

butt
I deu lubbs
t h e f r e s h a i r

and
s u n s h i n e

t h e m o s e w h o n d e r f u l l d a y
teu be
o u t a n d a b o u t

wif
m y t h e M o m

*content stroll*

*looks out ober the lake*

*lubbing being here*

*lubbing my life*

I habbs teu tell yeu

my friends

- - -

l i f e

gets no better than thiss

I
hit
t h e j a c k b o t
when
I whandered a whay
and whas
r e s c u e d

by
M y R e a l M o m

I mean
. . .
I deu knot like teu
t o o t h e r h o r n
. . .
butt
whee habbs
a b r e t t y g o o d f i n g
going here

t e u g e f f e r

and now
. . .
iffin yeu

scroll back ub
then
scroll down
quickly

it iss kinda like
a meubie

and
yeu whill get
the feeling

yeu are
wright here
wif uss

*nods*

*cues Pharrell musick*

*frows back head and sings*

it might seem crazy

what I'm about teu say

sun shine she's here
yeu can take a break

I'm a hot air balleun
that cood go teu sbace

wif the air like I don't care baby
by the whay

clab a long if yeu feel
like a reum wif out a reuf
. . .
because i'm
ha b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu feel
like habbiness iss
t h e t r e u f
. . .

because i'm
h a b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu know
what habbiness iss teu yeu
. . .

because i'm
h a b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu feel
like that's what yeu whanna deu

*sings and dances*
and
*dances and sings*
and
for yeu
wheu brefer
T h e P h a r e l l H a b b y B u b b y
bersion
*enjoy*

*whshhhhhew*

and now

it's time teu

b o a r d t h e T r o l l e y

and
head back teu
Hotel LaQuinta

for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab

and
here I amb

s t a k i n g

m y c l a i m

a k i n g
on
q u e e n s i z e d r e a l e s t a t e

and then
the Mom
s h m u g g l e s i n n

ahhhh
f e e t s i e s

*hunkers down*

*lets her straighten out*

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

and now
*tick tock tick tock*
whee ebidently habbs
a s c h e d u l e
teu keebs
so
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
- - -
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
and
fresh (says so on the can) green beans
wif
drizzle ob green bean juice