Friday Night Wrights: Two Christmas Weeks, One Before and One After

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Teu Hole Wheeks

ob

Holly Days

lots ob

ground teu cubber

so

let's get wright teu it

~

Saturday December 20f

where

whee kick off
a   m o s e l y

f a c k t o r y   f r e e   t e u   w h e e k s

wif

a lasst minute
BetsMart / Kriser's
shobbing trib

wif

Aunt Dav

and then
home

for
m a i l   c a l l

yess yesssss

m o r e   h o l l y d a y   c a r d s

from

m y   f r i e n d s

and here
from back teu front
. . .

The Comedic Legend... Tigsy Ritchie

and hiss sister

Hholly Nolly Grace
*giggles*
~

The Adorable Miss Harlow

and

Monty, My Brodder
~

Aunt Heidi
and
 The Gorgeous Miss Daisy

and here
from back teu front
. . .

my training bals

Margaret, Marnie and Ziva

~

My Mimi
M Y   M I M I

[ ... o how I deu lubbs My Mimi ... ]

~

Our Mentor, Subborter and Instrucktor Bonny
and my bals
Django and Banjo

o yess yesss

m y   f r i e n d s

are
m y   t r e a s u r e s

and now
that brings uss teu
our surbrise feature
what iss called
My Berry First BarkBox

sent teu me
by
A u n t s   N i k k i   a n d   B r i a n n a

o boy o boy o boy o boy

and
here iss me
b o s i n g   a n d   w h a i t i n g
for

the Mom teu oben the bocks

omd omd omd
O M D

juss look
at
all thiss great stuff

c o u t u r e
yess yesss
I see neck whare

and
t o y s
out comes a
k r i n k l e   t o y

and
t r e a t s
o yess yessssssssss
c o o k i e s
and
t h e   l u m b s   o b   c o a l

for what I habbs been wharned

o
I deu lubbs it all

* skweek skweek skweek *
* krinkle krinkle krinkle *

* honk honk honk *

and
diss blaying
a photo graffick feet ob jeenyuss
. . .
here iss
m y   s e e l i n g

now
back teu
m e
. . .
here iss
m e   a n d   m y   b a r k b o c k s   l e u t

l teu r
krinkly benguin

habby elf

yeule log

Bocce's Lumbs ob Coal

and

My Doggy Soft Baked Cookies

and now
cubble ob cookies down the hatch
. . .
time teu bose

wif
t h e   f o r m a l   t r e e

o

teu the Photograffer
blease teu

turn off the flash

*ahhhhh*
thiss iss
r o m a n t i c k a l
like

eben kinda
m a j e s t i c k a l
like

[ flash on a gain ... for combarison ]

and now

here iss me
inn barkbocks couture

...

inn bed whiff elf

then
some what ree direckted

for a
m a k i n g   u b   f o r   l a s s t   n i g h t

f e a t u r e

what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
on
Saturday

* rassle it *

show it

a bit
w h e u   i s s   t h e   b o s s

s m o k e   i t

l i k e   a   s t o g e y

then
juss
s e t t l e   i n n

for
Sunday
December 21f
. . .
where
whee master
the art ob deing nuffing
wif
no photo graffick ebidence

- - - - - -

and

that brings uss teu
Monday December 22f
f i r s t   d a y   o b   b a y c a y

what whee sbend
deuing
o u r   c h o r e s

and
here yeu whill see me
w h a s h i n g   t h e   s h e e t s

*nods*

and then
~
the Mom
g o e s   b a c k   t h e   f a c k t o r y
on

Teusday
December 23f

butt
she come home
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
b o u n t y

and
here I amb showing yeu
t h e   b a k e d   c h i g g i n

and
t h e   c a n t a l o u b e
*roots roots roots*

and
once

the leut

iss settled a whay

...

time teu

d r e s s   i n   c o u t u r e

for
a   f u n   a f t e r   n e u n

on a counta

teuday's circkum stances

mean
the Mom deus knot habbs

teu go teu the facktory
teu morrow
* c h e e r s *

*giggles*
here I amb showing yeu
o u r   m a t c h i n g   c o u t u r e

and now
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g

our
c l o s e   c o m m a n d
ass seen by
the Handler

o yess yesss
there iss only
one fing
I lubbs more than training
. . .
our nommy feature

what whee call
The Teusday Night Dinner Blate

and

on teunight's menu
*drumb roll*
A u n t   K a r e n   B e g g i e s

 and
here I amb assisting
ass
t h e   R e u   c h e f
*bow*

ass
I bresent teu yeu
~

The Teusday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh AK green beans
fresh AK sweet botatoes

fresh AK carrots
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and now
I race teu
my dining reum
teu whait on
the Whaiter

and now

. . .
baired wif

Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and

a   h a r d y   a b b e t i t e

. . .

I nom

then
head out for
a bit ob business

and then

early teu bed

and

late teu rise

~

Whednesday

December 24f
Habby Christmas Ebe

. . .

the Mom iss feeling

a bit in the dumber

so

I don

m y   r e i n d e e r   b e l l s

 and
whee board the Trolley
for
C h r i s t m a s   E b e   F u n
[blease teu click the link teu read all a bout it]

shob
shob
shob
stob for noms

and then
whee stob at
C a s a   D e   R i z z o
for
g o l d e n   f u n

where
I habbs big fun

wif

Cuzzins Cam, Rizzi and Zekey

and

diss cubber
I deu kneed
a   t r a m b o l i n e   b e d
*nods*

and then
after
a   b e r r y   n i c e   b i s i t

. . .
whee board the Trolley
for
Unleashed By BetCo
what sounds

a bit like
E f f - A y - O   S h w a r t z

butt iss

really juss
b a i t   a n d   s w i t c h
f o r

a   b a f f

and now

whee are

h o m e

nesstled all snug in

the big bed

and

Ma in her jammies
and

Me in my bells

habbs settled our selbes
for
a   l o n g   w h i n t e r ' s   n a b

night night

fought full brayers

and

sweet dreams

~

Fursday
December 25f
H a b b y   M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s   E b e

[blease teu click the link teu read all a bout it]

o boy o boy o boy

S A N T A

habbs been here ober night

leabing
libbers, leashes, antlers and toys

o boy o boy o boy
I deu lubbs
t h a t   c h u b b y   o l e   w h o m a n   m a n
*nods*

butt

for now

. . .

I rush the Mom awhay

teu

deu what she muss deu

so she can

h u r r y   b a c k   t e u   h e r   l u b b

and
here iss me
o b e n i n g   a   g i f t

o
look look
c o o k i e s

b i n k
e f f e l e n t s

a r m y
d i l l e r s

a   s o r t e d
m o n k e y s

f r i d a y   n i g h t

c h e u s

bresents
for the Mom

incleuding

m y   g i f t s   t e u

m y   s i g g y   o d d e r

. . .

berformance journal

and

training bag

and
faborites a mun our gifts
~
j a m m i e s
the Mom's golden jams

m y   c h r i s t m a s   t r e e   j a m s

and
juss be yond
t h e   M o m ' s  r e t r i e b e r   j a m s

on fing iss

f u r   s u r e

our awesome friends
know uss
under stand uss
. . .
theu lubbs uss
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our night night feature

what iss called

time forthe big bed

and
here yeu whill see me
wrabbed ub in
m y   c h r i s t m a s   b i n k y

o my
thiss binky iss
s o f t

and
w h a r m

M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s ,   M y   F r i e n d s
and
* night night *
~
Friday
December 26f

wif restrained joy
I amb showing yeu
. . .
My Aunt Dav Gifts

I deu
lubbs
them all

treats
and
toys

and teu
gifts for the Mom

teu awesome photo frames
[one wif me all ready in it]

awesome
g o l d e n   T h e   M o m   j a m m i e s

featuring
m e
...
f r o n t   c e n t e r

and
y o u n g   b l o n d e   b r o - t e - j a y
teu
my wright
*nods*

o
and
look look

b i l l o w   b e t
Miss Rev VIII

here
I amb asking questions

here
I amb hearing answers

and here
I amb channeling
t h e   A g g i e   S b i r i t
#gigemags

and now
collectibbsly

* w h o a *
look at all
o u r   g i f t s

some
t e l l i n g

toys

toys

toys

and

jammies

M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s

our gifts are many
butt
o u r   t r e a s u r e s   a r e   g r e a t e r

~
my friends

~
my head
*giggles*

~
my
[mosely]
monkey leut

~
my
sweet face

and now
back teu reality
wif
a regular feature
what iss called
juss a bit ob thiss and that

and
here
I amb
f i n k i n g
ob it

and
here
I amb
i g n o r i n g
it

*whoa*
what iss that

o
yeah
it iss
t h a t   a w e s o m e  b l a n t
w h a t   I   c a n   k n o t   n a m e
w r i g h t   n o w

. . .
o
h i

i
lub
yeu

i
deu

and now
iff whee musst
. . .
let uss get
s e r i o u s

and go
o u t   a n d   a b o u t

on

thiss dreary day

wif

thiss gleumy sky

yeu know
ob course
. . .
the berfeckt okayshun
for
s w e e t   r o l l
*nods*

w h e u   h e u

and now
wif
the cold airs ... cold
and
my embty tummy ... embtywhee race inn

for
my tradtional faborite feature
what iss called
Leff Dobers:
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh AK green beans
fresh AK sweet botatoes

fresh AK carrots
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

down
the hatch

and now
out

the berfeckt end
teu
the berfeckt day

I deu lubbs

b a y c a y s h u n

~

Saturday
December 27f

wif

the chilly whilly

drizzly rainy

wheffer

knot
a horrible day teu go out
butt
a better day teu come inn

the berfeckt day
for
a   n a b

breferably
u n d e r    t h e  c u b b e r

ob
the Mom's shirt

and now
ass night falls
I make
a   q u i c k   b u s i n e s s   r u n

geeeeez luuuuu eeeeeez
it iss
m i s e r a b l e
our here
. . .
Miss Labender looks sad

butt
Otters seem Habby

and
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t i
are
e c k s t a t t i c k

and that brings uss teu

~

Sunday

December 28f

a day ob deuring
no fing at all
bringing uss
teu
~

Monday

December 29f
Habby Christmas Ebe

Liberty Bowl Day
BTHO wv

yess yessss
My Texas A&M
blays
 Whest Birginia

knot our besst game
it whas knot bretty
butt
M y   A g g i e s   W h i n
*cheers*
T A M U   45      w v   37

more
dreary wheffer
more
cold airs

berfackt

for

blants

wheu lubbs teu

s t a n d   o u t   i n   t h e   c o l d

and
s w e e t   b o y s
wheu lubbs teu
s t a n d   o u t   i n   t h e   c o l d

and
here I amb bretending
teu be
*clears froat*
h a r d   o b   h e a r i n g

butt

now

back in ob doors

. . .

whee decide teu

whork a

j i g s a w   b u z z l e

and
here I amb
w h o r k i n g
it

n i g h t   n i g h t

xoxox

~
whee whake ub teu
the under wheffer feeling Mom

Teusday

December 30f
Back teu the Facktory

. . .
where she deus go
and then comes
h o m e

teu deu

b u z z l e   w h o r k

and
when
the sun comes out

whee
head
out

for
a   b i t   o b   b a s k i n g

I
cood
stand
here
for
ebber

juss
be fore
* burst ob silly *

and
now
i n n

for
t o y   t i m e

and
here I amb wif
c r i n k l y   b e n g u i n

whorking ub teu
r o t u n d - u h
time

a l l   o n   t h e   b i l l o w s
ob course
*night night*

~

Whednesday

December 31f
Habby New Years Ebe

. . .
whee are attending
a   f u n   b a r t y
teunight
so
whee run out and bick ub
Papa Murphy's Bizzas
teu
take

and then

head home

teu figyeur out

w h a t   t e u   w h e a r

I'm
knot
sure

I'm finking
maybe
a   r e d   t i e   a f f a i r

dabber ... check
kissable at mid night ... check check

butt
then

b l a c k
i s s

t h e   n e u   b l a c k

and
the Mom says
h a m s u m

*sigh*
bring uss teu
obbshun free

what
deu
yeu
fink

here I amb being

deb-o-nair

yeu can knot see my tie
*chin ub*
here it iss
r e d   b l a i d

and
after much considerayshun
*drumb roll*

r e d   t i e
iss the
w h i n n e r

unfortunately
the Mom begins feeling boorlier
whee go teu the barty
I habbs
a   s e u b e r   f a n t a b y e u l u s s   t i m e
butt
the Mom iss
f r e e z i n g
in her sweater and jacket
*night night*

whee come home
at
830pm
38F out side
101F in the Mom's noggin
~

Fursday

January 1f
Habby New Year

a nodder nasty wheffer day

butt
the Mom habbs no feber
and
feels much much better

so
whee head ober teu
Smart Dog Training Center
for their
New Years Ebe Barty

o yess yesss
tons ob food
great friends
and
r i n g   t r a i n i n g

and then
later in the day
whee head out teu
l u b y ' s

for
a holiday abbrobriate

h o m e   c o o k e d   m e a l
*chuckles*

and
b l a c k   e y e d   b e a s

and then
out teu make beas wif
t h e   c o l d   c o l d   c r e u w a l   w h o r l d

* sniff sniff *

out
in
the freezing drizle

knott that it boffers me

it deus knot

* w h i z z z z z z z z z z z z z z *

* w h e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e *

and now

inn for

our regular feature

what whee call

shmuggles

mmm

*deeb sigh*

*stretch*

and now
t e u   b e d   w i f   t h e   M o m

and
o u r   t a b l e t
ob course

check the wheffer
read my mail
catch ub wif my friends
and
send yeu all
. . .
l u b b s ,   b r a y e r s   a n d   n i g h t   n i g h t

and
that brings uss
teu
~

Friday

January 2f
Habby Day After New Year

the Mom
. . .
knot feeling tibby tobs

the wheffer
. . .
still dreary

the holidays
. . .
drawing teu a close

the mose imbortant fing
how ebber
iss
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r

the mose imbortant fing
how ebber
iss
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r

so
while knot
our yeus-yeu-ull Friday

whee make the most
ob
t e u g e f f e r n e s s

huddle ub
cuddle ub

and then
when I get the chance
r o m b   u b

~
when yeu whork as hard ass my Mom deus
and
yeu dream ob
b a y c a y s h u n
. . .
it deus knot incleude
dreary drizzly rainy cold dark gleumy cold wheffer
tummy fleu
and
scratchy froat, stobbed ub head and coff coff coff
. . .
all the main features
of
thiss one

it's okay though
on a counta
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r
~
Habby New Year, Friends