Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: The Scary Pie Scare Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Scary Pie Scare Edition
ass yeu might recall
[though lasst wheek's edition iss knot yet bublished]
Little Dasher
habbed
h i s s   s e c o n d   r o u n d
o b
b a c k s i n a y s h u n s
lasst Friday
6f March
then
back home
h i s s   a b b e t i t e
whas good
butt
he whas a bit
q u i e t
and
later
he whas whalking
a bit like
a   d r u n k e n   s a i l o r
fine when going straight
butt
t i b s y
when turning a round
*scratches head*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Saturday Morning
7f March
and
here whee are
biled ub in
t h e   b i g   b e d
where
Dasher
iss
r a s s l i n g   t h e   a r m y   d i l l e r
then
he finks
teu go after
m y   b a r k b o c k s   j e s t e r
and
when the Mom says
" n o "
he finks teu
grab
h i s s   o w n   r e i n s
and
c i r c l e   t h e   d i l l e r
swinging round
for
a
s u r b r i s e   a t t a c k
gibbing me
the obborteunity
teu
check
t h e   t r u n k
or
ass I call it
*giggles*
t h e   e c k s a u c e d   b i b e
and then
when
the Photographer tries teu photograph
m e   b y   m y   o w n   s e l f
so
The Pie
p h o t o b o m b s
*nods*
here iss
what she whas trying teu
cabsher
. . .
S w e e t   M e
finking
thiss whas
m y   a r m y   d i l l e r
back when yeu whir
a   b o o d l e
*chuckles*
*awwwwww*
juss look
at
T h e   P i e
s o   s w e e t
whee stob teu fink
he iss really
g r o w i n g   u b
and inn teu
a   b e r r y  l u b b i n g   b o y
nebber gibbing fought teu the fack
he might be
f e e l i n g   b o o r l y
[butt I amb jumbing a head]
- - - - -
ok
*um*
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
The Mom Feels Like
She Habbs Negleckted
Me and My Training
so
Whee Go for An Outing
Juss Me and Her
*nods*
*habby dance*
and
here
whee are on our whay
teu
BetCo
for
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
and
a few fings whee kneed
wright wright
whee deu go inn
and
though I amb
a   b i g   h i t
wif the embloyees and shobbers
. . .
I deu
g r e a t
training in the back ob the store
and while
I score
a   l o t   o b   f r e e   c o o k i e s
their blastick nighty night crates
are
about
twice too ecksbensibbs
so
whee burchase
a   l i m e   g r e e n   c o l l a r
for
Little Dasher
- - -
and then
board the Trolley
teu
BetsMart
where
here iss
me
ass
BetsMart Model
- - -
R e u l a n d e r
then
inn side
whee test my
s i t   /   s t a y
and
d o w n   /   s t a y
skills
and
whee burchase
teu stainless steel bowls
and
free backages ob
F r e u t a b l e s
 for me
and
a   b i g g e r
n i g h t y   n i g h t
l i t t l e   r e u m
for
The Pie
and then
head off
teu deu
m o m   e r r a n d s
then
ass whee start
h o m e
the guilty feeling mom
finks teu stob by
w h a t a b u r g e r
and
order me
some
c h i g g i n
wright wright
C H I G G I N
*cheers*
and now
that brings uss teu
our whorst nightmare feature
what iss called
our whorst nightmare
. . .
after the 5pm feeding
Little Dasher
habbs
seberal bouts ob diarrhea
. . .
whorried
the Mom calls Aunt Karen
and
while talking it ober
Dasher
whimbers
the Mom rushes him out side
and
he
frows ub
twice
- - -
back inn side
and
berry scared
she calls the emergency hossbittle
and then
frows him in the Trolley
and
heads that whay
stobbing teu bick ub
Aunt Karen
on the whay
- - -
once there
they take him wright inn
. . .
temberature ... no feeber
*whshhhhhhew*
Parvo Test ... negatibbs
*whshhhhhhew*
then
The Pie
frows ub
on the table
. . .
neckst
it iss
a guessing game
. . .
bossible diagnoses
are
obstruckshun
reackshun teu backseens
gee-arr-dee-uh
gass troe enter eye tuss
- - -
there for
a cubble ob hours
The Pie
gets
sub cutaneous fluids
*looks at that humb on hiss back*
then
they head home
wif
bro-bioticks, anti-bioticks
*stobs teu get bebcid at whallgreens*
*drobs Aunt Karen off*
and then
The Pie
frows ub
all ober the blace
and
all ober him self
- - -
then
once home
and
cleaned ub and dried off
he iss blaced in
hiss whire crate
where he broceeds teu
w e e   a l l   o b e r   t h e   b l a c e
*sigh*
then
more bommiting
and then
The Pie and I
go teu
s w e e b
while
the Mom whatches ober
Us
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Non-Sun Sunday
- - -
and now back teu
o u r   n i g h t m a r e
. . .
wright wright
the mom deus knot sweeb at all
rendering her
b e r r y   b e r r y   t i r e d
so
whee are
b e r r y   b e r r y   g r a t e f u l l
when
Aunt Karen
brings uss
The Pie's RX
Boiled Chiggin
Boiled Botatoes
Low Fat Cottage Chees
. . .
and for me
Green Beans
Carrots
Sweet Botatoes
- - -
A U N T   K A R E N   R O C K S
- - -
Little Pie
eats and holds down 1/8 cub ob rice
at 5am
-
eats and holds down 1/4 cub ob rice
at 8am
-
eats and holds down 3/8 cub ob
chiggin and rice
at noon
-
eats and holds down 3/8 cub ob
chiggin and rice
at 5pm
-
eats and holds down 1/2 cub ob
chiggin and rice
at 10pm
- - -
whee
sbend the day
r e s t i n g  a n d   l u b b i n g
each otter
- - - - -
and
mean while
t h e   w h e f f e r
sucks
whee habbs
a   r e s t f u l l   n i g h t
butt
it
r a i n s   a l l   n i g h t
---
and
n e b b e r   s t o b s
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday 9f March
- - -
my yard
iss
f l o o d e d
the Mom
decides teu
w h o r k   f r o m   h o m e
so
she can
t a k e   c a r e   o b   t h e   P i e
and so she doesn't sbend
the entire day
o n   t h e   r o a d
betweeh
home and the facktory
*nods*
and
fank fully
Dasher
wif jusst a few sbit-ubs
and
a bit ob sloopy poop
iss
f e e l i n g   a   b i t   f e i s t y
*cheers*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our rare feature
what iss called
No Photos Teusday
. . .
and
Dasher
continyeus
teu
i m b r o o b
*yay*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our Pie Pie Pie feature
what iss called
All About Pie
Whednesday 11f March
and
the Mom iss home
for
P i e ' s   l u n c h   o u t i n g
and
here he iss
f i n k i n g   i t   o b e r
s h n i f f i n g
yeb
Dasher habbs
a   n o s e   f o r   b u s i n e s s
*giggles*
and
q u i c k   r e a c k s h u n s
such
a   c u t e y
and
he knows it
and
here he iss
listening teu
a   b i r d
sing a song
then
look teu the Mom
teu see iffin
she hears it teu
and
all she can fink
iss
" O Pie I deu lubb Yeu "
and
fank heabens
yeu are feeling better
and now
here iss
Dasher
learning
teu
s t a y   b u t
wright wright
he
and hiss
eckstream consintrayshun
and
buckered lib
are
learning teu
w h a i t
at the back door
*nods*
and
that brings uss teu
the berry tragick feature
what iss called
My Ackademick Bursuits are on Hiatus
for free wheeks
so
The Pie Goes
teu
My Skool
wif out
Me
*whimbers*
and
here he iss
deuing
t h e   p i e   f i n g
inn
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d
and
now
i n n   h i s s   c l a s s
he
iss till on
t h e   b l a n d   d i e t
so
he iss treated
sbaringly
wif
b o i l e d   c h i g g i n
and
it iss
whell noted
that
hiss behabior
iss
m u c h   i m b r o o b e d
*cheers*
whee deu hobes
on a counta
h i s s   t r a i n i n g
and
knot on a counta
he iss knot feeling
a hunnderd bersint
o ... o ... o
and
guess what
- - -
Little Pie
brings home
a   c a r e   b a c k a g e
from
G r a m m y   L i n d a
 and
here he iss
l o o k i n g   a t   m e
inn
my little reum
 and
now
at
the Mom
 o
yess yessss
hiss
m o d e l i n g   s k i l l s
are
much imbroobed teu
 O
M
GRAMMY
juss look inn side
c h i g g i n   j e r k y
s w e e t   b o t a t o   s t r i b s
and
F a n k   Y e u
so berry much
G r a m m y
*smooches*
and
now
here iss me
o
I deu lubbs
G r a m m y ' s   J e r k y 
and
*mmmmmm*
s w e e t   b o t a t o
Grammy
iss
b e r r y   s w e e t
teu
send uss
thiss fought full
c a r e   b a c k a g e 
*nods*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
A Nodder Rainy Day
Fursday 12f March
- - -
facktory commute
after whibers whibe
facktory commute
between whibers whibing
and
it
rained
all day
and
a l l   n i g h t
 and
here iss
me
 at
l a s s t   c a l l
ready
teu
c o m e   i n n 
and
j o i n   t h e   P i e
wheu habbs
all ready
gone
n i g h t y   n i g h t 
 *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Yibbee
Friday the Firteenf
ob
March
. . .
what whee whill start wif
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
 o
yess yessss
a   n o d d e r   r a i n y   d a y
 and
t h i s s   t i m e   c h a n g e
iss
killing the Mom
 so
whee whatch
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
from
teu teu free
 and then
whee
r e a l l y   n a b
 *zzzzzzzzzzzz*
 during
e l l e n
 and
 whaking ub
during
j e o b a r d y
teu
s m o o c h
a little 
 o yeah
*smooooooch*
and now
file thiss under
a l l   g o o d   f i n g s
musst come teu an end
whee musst get ub
-  - -
and now
here iss the Mom
o u t   w i f   t h e   P i e
 what
a   c h a r a c k t e r

swinging
those
b i g   e a r s
 looking
shniffing
 shnifffing
looking
 and
then
saying
" whatcha deuin. mom "
 and
\r u n n i n g   t e u   h e r
 " h i "
 and
t u g
t u g t u g t u g
*grrrrrrrrrrrr* 
and
now
here iss
Little Squirt 
 at
the back door
w h a i t i n g 
 wright wright
 he iss
getting
g o o d
and
that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called
 M E   T I M E
 and
on the bright side
it iss knot raining
 so
here iss
our regular feature
what whee call
Our Friday Photo Sheut
 and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s w e e t
 and
s w e e t e r
 and
now
. . .
s t e u d i o u s
ok
hows a bout
a bit ob
a r r o g a n t s 
 *hahaha*
I whill
h a b b s   n o n e   o b   i t
 ok ok ok
here's a little
s e r i o u s
what
I follow ub
wif
a bit ob
l o n g i n g 
 longing
teu
g o   i n n
 longing
for
our regular feature
 what
iss
called
 The Friday Night Dinner Blate
 yess yessss
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh Aunt Karen green beans
fresh Aunt Karen carrots
fresh Aunt Karen sweet botatoes
wif
a side ob
fresh Aunt Karen whatter melon
and
a Dasuquin Mint
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
 *amen*
*dig inn*
*nomnomnom*
and now
for
The Dasher
. . .
teunight's sbeshull
features
white rice
Aunt Karen boiled chiggin
a small hand full ob kibbles
and
ozarka sbring whatters
and
here he iss
w h a i t i n g
*buckering hiss libs* 
 ahhhh
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
 and now
here iss
The Pie's After Dinner Outing
 out
for
b u s i n e s s
ok
and
t u g g i n g
ok ok
and
f u n
 and
m i s s    c h i e f
 and
a bit ob
r e c a l l   w h o r k
 and now
here a gain
wif
t h e   w h a i t
 wright wright
 a
s i t   /   s t a y
 boy o boy
whee are
s o   b r o u d
ob
hisss
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
*grins from ear teu ear* 
 what
a   s m a r t   l i t t l e   b o y
Little Dasher
iss
- - - - -
and now
here iss
My After Dinner Outing
 o
and
look look
at
m y   a w e s o m e   n e w   l e a s h
 F a n k   Y e u   J u d y
whee lubbs it
yess yesssss
s o   l i g h t
I hardly know it iss there
*nods*
[I habbs a nodder new leash what I whill show yeu later]
and now
that brings uss teu
our flash back feature
what whee whill call
fings whee bought
while I whas out wif the Mom
lasst wheekend
before the Pie got sick
 yeu know
when whee
boarded the Trolley
for
The Mom and Me Time
. . .
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
and
a bit ob
s h o b b i n g
. . .
free bags ob
f r e u t a b l e s
for me
- - -
and
a
l i m e   g r e e n   c o l l a r
for
The Lime Pie
*nods* 
 and now
that brings uss teu
our flash back feature
what whee whill call
thiss wheek's delibberies
 wright wright
whee receibed
teu count em
T e u   A m a z o n   B r i m e   B o c k s e s
one
wif
thiss awe some
b i n t o   b o c k s
for
uss teu take teu
o u r   s k o o l
teu keeb
o u r   c h i g g i n   a n d   c h e e s
cool
*nods* 
and now
for
b o c k s   t e u 
inn side
ob
which
iss
t h i s s   s w e l l   b a n d a n a
and
t e u   R u b i t   d o g   t a g   c l i b s
*cheers* 
 and now
that brings uss teu
our flash back feature
what whee whill call
thiss wheek's mail bag
 o
yesss yessssss
from
M y   D e e r   F r i e n d
T i g s y   R i t c h i e
*cheers*
a   c a l e n d a r
wif
the mose awe some adbice
" w h e n   i n   d o u b t ,
j u s t   b e   y o u r s e l f " 
 o
I deu lubbs it
and
Whee deu lubbs The Tigs
*nods*
- - -
and
all so
inn the mail thiss wheek
 *aha*
b o o k s
recommended
by
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
 Dog Sborts Skills
Books 1 and 2
by
Denise Fenzi
now
blease teu find
t i m e   t e u   r e a d
*nods* 
 ok ok
now
here iss
The Pie
wif
o u r   l o o t
yess yesss
he
whill
look good
in
h i s s   n e w   c o l l a r 
and
here
he iss
 wif
o u r   n e w   b i n t o   b o c k s
 then
i n n   t h e   m a i l
for
him
 thiss card
from
Red Dingo
 inn side
ob
which
iss
h i s s   n e w   t a g
. . .
lime green
celtick cross
*smiles*
*abologizes for the Photographer*
o
and
here iss
hiss big gift
from
lasst wheekend
. . .
a   n e w   b i g g e r   l i t t l e   r e u m
wright wright
and
here he iss
i n n   i t
and
here
iss
me
i n n   m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
during
The Pie's Photo Sheut
*nods*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Chew
 o
yesss yesssss
and
on the menyeu teunight
. . .
b u l l y   s t i c k
 *rassle it a bit*
 then
*smoke it like a fine cigar*
*ahhhhh*
o yeah
and now
My Friends
. . .
ass
whee close out
our wheek
I amb
offering ub
b r a y e r s   o b   f a n k s
for
t h e   t r e a s u r e s   o b   l i f e
yeu know
. . .
My Friends
My Mom
Good Healf
Quality Time

and
The Pie

6 comments:

  1. Reuf, Enjoyed the latest edition. Hated to read about Dasher being sick, but glad that it seems to have passed without any added problems.We can imagine The Mom was really upset and we certainly understand. You all seem to be on the right track in your training and we know that both you and Dasher will continue with you academic excellence.
    All our lub,
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins,Emma and Jesse

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  2. Hi Reufy, Pie and The Mom - I do lubbs tew read about you fwee and yewr weekly abdventureses... The pixchures warm my litlle heart. You tew boys are so cute and adorable and devilish... I think your mama is pretty cool too. Y
    anks fer sharink your weekly **stuff** wiff us, your adoring fans. Woofs and love, Auntie Marni and her Rudy Poo

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  3. doodz...we interruptz R week lee burd dizz... ta say we bee sendin de blessingz oh st francis two ewe pie; him haz plentee ta spare & heez willin ta share....we troo lee hope yur aye oh kay 100 purr cent better N stay that way...when tuna getted de rabeez vax...him wuz a sorree lot for two weekz...never again....♥♥♥ tho we noe with dawgs itz diffrunt....happee week a head reuf & pie ~~~~

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  4. We love your amazing family! So kind and caring for each other in every way. Your lives are blessed...as is the WDA's!

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  5. We love your amazing family! So kind and caring for each other in every way. Your lives are blessed...as is the WDA's!

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  6. I so happy Dasher is feelin gud again. I kiss u and u Mom! :)


    -- Angel Keisha

    -- and also Murphy the Poodle http://murphythepoodle.blogspot.com

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