Friday, July 31, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Three Big Fridays Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Free Big Fridays
Edition

wif
h u g e   a d b e n t u r e s
ahead
whee kneed teu
get wright started
- - -
Saturday
11f July
and
here I amb
i n n   t h e   t r o l l e y
whaiting
on a
wif
T h e   P i e
wheu wheighs inn teuday
at
3 9 . 1   b o u n d s
*cheers
while
I wheigh inn
at
*clears froat*
*mumbles*
sebenty  free
i t t y   b i t t y   b o u n d s

it iss
P i e   W h e i g h t
I swear
*kwickly changes subjeck*
~
o look
a   f a m b i l y   s e l f y
now
let's go
h o m e
whee habbs
quite
a long
t e u   d e u   l i s t
what iss knot going
t e u   d e u
its elf
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
12f July
whee are
u b   a n d   a   b o a r d
The Trolley
wright wright
Little Dasher
iss
inn
t h e   p i e   b o c k s
and
here whee are
arribing teu
t r a i n
wif
o u r   f r i e n d s
wright wright
where whee whill
whork on
f o c u s
and
igg noring
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
like
these
t e u   g u y s
for ecksamble
*nods*
whee habbs
b i g   f u n
and
whee boaf
b e r f o r m
berry whell
- - -
then
whee head home
for
a   s h o r t   b u t t   s w e e t   n a b
then
- - -
*shakes head no no no*
*gulb*
a trib teu
for
Mom and Me
*sigh*
b a f f   t i m e
and now
ass
a   b a f f
goes
and
iff yeu muss habbs one
~
thiss iss
a   g r e a t   b l a c e
berry kind staff
great shobbing while yeu whait
(iffin yeu are lucky enough teu whait)
elebated tub
bubby no tears shamboo
all the towels yeu kneed
. . .
and eben
t h e   d r e a d e d   d r y e r
it iss
q u i c k   a n d   e a s y
-
there are all whays
o t t e r s
getting baffs teu
and
whee all know
~
m i s e r y   l u b b s   c o m b a n y
*nods*
and now
s h m e l l i n g   g o o d
b r u s h e d   a n d   d r i e d
teu
b e r f e c k s h u n
- - -
The Little Stinky Pie
gibbs me
h i s s   c o n d o l e n c e s
*sigh*
w h a t   a   d a y
night night
- - - - -
Monday
13f July
and
The Little Stinky Pie
wright wright
here he iss
gibbing Mom
t h e   w h a t   f o r
and then
inn
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e
off
teu
t h e   t u b
wif
s c r u b   a   d u b   d u b
the dreaded
b l o w i n g   o b   f u r s
the
b r u s h i n g
the
w h i s b e r e d   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
and
a
m i n n y   p h o t o   s h e u t
and now
The Pie
shmells good
teu
*nods*
- - - - -
Teusday
14f July
and
The Handler
iss staking out
where
whee whill be
attending
The Houston Whirl Series ob Dog Shows
what starts
teumorrow
*nibbles nails*
- - - - -
Whednesday
15f July
and
whee are
o f f i s h u l l y   s e t   u b
~
and
c a n   y e u   s e e   m e
wright wright
h e r e
I
a m b
wright wright
Me and the Handler
are here
a l o n e
*nods*
whee are
the only ones
among our friends
teu
s h o w
teuday
and
here whee are
w h a i t i n g
on
R a l l y   R e s u l t s
whee feel
g r e a t
about
o u r   b e r f o r m a n c e
butt
the judge
says
I deu knot go all the whay down
on
the moobing down
*harumph*
m i n u s   t e n
*HARUMPH*
so
wif
a score ob
89
. . .
whee whood habbs
99
wif out that
m a j o r   y e t   s u b t l e   e u b s y
*sigh*
whell
whee are
s t i l l   b r o u d
and
whee receibe
F I R D   B L A C E
*cheers*
- - - - -
and now
there are
l o t s   o b   b e o b l e s
between
uss and home
*frowns*
- - - - -
Fursday
16f July
~
R140
score ob
9 2
*cheers*
juss
out ob a blacement ribbon
butt
F I F F   B L A C E
yess yesss
it iss
a   g o o d   d a y
all a round
on a counta
The Pie
sees
hiss
G r a m m y   S u s a n
and
he iss
w h i l d   w i f   j o y
o
yess yesss
h e   r e m e m b e r s   h e r
*big smile*
whee are ubset
wif
the photographer
how ebber
on a counta
she took
n o   b i c k s h e r s
*shakes head*
- - - - -
Friday
17f July
o
yess yessss
a   n o d d e r   g r e a t   d a y
and
a nodder
g o o d   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
lots ob
s h o b b i n g
and
t h e   b e r r y   b e s s t   b a r t
iss seeing
Pie
wif hiss
G r a m m y   S u s a n
*awwww*
*shniffles*
- - -
and then
there iss
t h e   r i d e   h o m e
t h e   l o n g   r i d e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y
t h e   b e r r y   b e r r y
l o n g   d r i b e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y
inn
f i b e   o   c l o c k   t r a f f i c k
and
when whee get home
*whshhhew*
and
after whee eat
. . .
the Mom goes
o u t
for a quick dinner
and
comes home
wif
a   b e l a t e d   b i r f d a y   g i f t
wright wright
from
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
for
m e
o
I deu
lubbs
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
and
I deu
lubbs
g i f t s
o
I deu
eben when
I amb
d o g   t i r e d
*bun intended*
no
I deu knot
f a l l   a s w e e b
I amb
l o o k i n g   i n n   m y   b a g
silly
and
look look
t h e   s o f t e s t   s t u f f i e s
ebber
teu be
a star fish
a bleu bird
and
a monkey
(ob course)
o
I deu
l u b b s
them

and
now
I
amb
*zzzzzzzzzz*
haha
juss kidding
(sorta)
~
here
yeu can
w h a t c h   m e
in
m o s h u n
F a n k   Y e u ,   A u n t   K a r e n
I lubbs yeu
- - - - -
Saturday
18f July
and
I finish ub
D a y   4
ob
my berry seckond
H o u s t o n   W h i r r l e d   S e r i e s
ob
D o g   S h o w s
wif
a nodder
bretty good
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
here iss
m y   h a u l
four
q u a l i f y i n g   r i b b o n s
and
a
F i r d   B l a c e
now
blease teu bardon
t h e   B a b b a r a z z i
yeu know
they muss
s w i t c h   c a m e r a s
and
try teu
c a t c h   y e u
inn
a
u n n   f l a t t e r i n g   b o s e
butt
I whill knot
f a l l   f o r
that
and now
my
c l o s e   u b
F r e e   S h o w s   -   F o u r   R i b b o n s
and
whee are taking
t e u m o r r o w
off
from
s h o w i n g
*nods*
*yawns*
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Sunday
19f July
and
here iss the Mom
at
the
G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   o b   H o u s t o n
boof

deu yeu
reckognize
t h e   t e u   s w e e t   f e l l o w s
on
the wright side
ob
t h e   b a n n e r
T h e   B l e u
iss under the R
and
The Luke
iss under the H
*long deeb refleckting sigh*
- - -
and
take
a   g u e s s

w h e u
iss
under
the banner
yess yesss yesssssss
it iss
the hamsum
C o u s i n   C a n e
o
whee go whay back
wif
thiss
S w e e t   B o y
and
the Mom
iss
s e u b e r   h a b b y
teu
s m o o o o c h
him
a bit
- - - - -
and now
back at
T h e   K r a f t y K 9   K a m b s i t e
here are
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
Chelsea, Bonny, Judy and Tracie
. . .
knot only are they
s o o b e r   c o m b e t i t o r s
and
k r a f t y   i n s t r u c k t o r s
. . .
the are all so
s o   b e r r y   s u b b o r t i b b s
and
w h o n d e r   f u l l   f r i e n d s
*whide smile*
*nods*
- - -
and now
ass the mom iss leabing
l o o k   l o o k
wheu
she sees
wright wright
it
iss
the whirrled famous
seuber hamsum
M o j o
seuber skilled
a f f l e t e
berry artistickal
a r t i s t e
master ob
t r i c k s
and
*drumb roll*
. . .
D A D D Y
ob
our
T h e   P i e
yess yesss
and now
sbeaking ob
M o j o   A r t
[ yeu might remember our tile ]
- - -
whell
. . .
The Mom
iss
t h e   l u c k y   w h i n n e r
ob
thiss
a w e s o m e   m a s t e r   b i e c e
inn titled
B e h i n d   T h e   G a r d e n   G a t e
what
Sweet Mojo
and
Grammy Linda
donated
teu raise funds
for
T h e   G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   C l u b
and
then
. . .
iffin whee are knot
l u c k y   e n o u g h
. . .
whee deu all so
w h i n
thiss seuber awesome
M o j o   A r t
inn
The Golden Retrieber ob Houston
raffle
*cheers*
~
S w e e t   M o j o
so talented
and
he deus
S O   m u c h
teu
h e l b   o t t e r s
~
and now
Mom iss Home
*cheers*
and
here
I amb showing Yeu
h e r   b e r r y   e a r l y   b i r f d a y   b r e s e n t
wright wright
from
My Aunt Karen
*cheers*
whee lubbs
Aunt Karen
- - - - -
Monday
20f July
and
whee
are on a
m i s s i o n
*nods*
wif
many fanks
teu
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
whee habbs
a
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
wright wright
inn
f o u r   d a y s
whee are moobing
u b
teu
show
inn
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*nibbles nails*
day one
whee go teu
b e t c o
teu
t r a i n
and
I deu
g r e a t
- - - - -
Teusday
21f July
~
d a y   t e u
ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
and
here
I amb at
Academy
wright wright
whee
s b i r a l
and
s e r b e n t i n e
all ober the store
whee
bracktiss
o f f   l e a s h   h e e l i n g
a b o u t s
t e u   s e b e n t i e s
f r e e   s i x t i e s
q u i c k   s i t s
and
f r o n t s
ob
a l l   s o r t s
it
iss
s o   f u n
- - -
then
whee come home
teu
t r a i n   t h e   p i e
note
these are
k n o t
training photos
butt
more like
a n t i   a p r e s   t r a i n i n g   p h o t o s
o
look
h o w   c u t e
wright wright
thiss iss
h i m s
telling the mom
it iss still
m e   t i m e
~
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
. . .
[ him him him him him... yeu get the bicksher ]
- - - - -
Whednesday
22f July
~
day free
ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
- - - -
and now
teu
M y   S k o o l
where
I whait
for
m y   t u r n
butt
f u r s t
it
iss
t i m e
for
p i e   c l a s s
and
h e r e   h e   i s s
ok ok
knot during class
butt
a f t e r
a
s e u b e r   g o o d   b e r f o r m a n c e
o
he iss
r e a l l y   i m b r o o b i n g
all whays
a   s e u b e r   w h o r k e r
and
now
hiss
f o c u s
catching ub
wif
hiss
s k i l l
wright wright
and
n o w
it iss
g o   t i m e
for
M y   R a l l y   C l a s s
and
inn sbite
ob
what yeu see here
I berform
a l l   m y   e c k s e r s i z e s
a l l   t h e   s i g n s
o f f   l e a s h
wright wright
yeu see
thiss iss
a
R a l l y   N o b i c e   C l a s s
what iss
berformed
o n   l e a s h
butt
moobing ub teu
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*um*
inn
t e u   d a y s
means
whee whill be
berforming
o f f   l e a s h
*gulb*
inn
t h e   r i n g
like
f o r   r e a l
N O   B R O B L E M
*listens teu mommy's tummy churn*
- - - - -
Fursday
23f July
~
d a y   f o u r
ob
o u r   f o u r   d a y   b l a n
time teu
h i t   t h e   r o a d
and
here whee are
inn
L u f k i n
wright
inn
front
ob
one ob
m o m ' s   b r o j e c k t s
and
I
amb
imbressed
ob course
the Lufkin Loob

iss
shut down teu
o n e   l a n e
t r a f f i c k
iss
crawling
butt
whee deu finally make it
teu
o u r   d i s t i n a y s h u n
what iss
The Tyler Obedience Training Club
Dog Show
inn
Longbyeu, Texas
whee are
t h e   f i r s t   o n e s   h e r e
so
whee set ub
o u r   k a m b s i t e
beek - a - boo
wright wright
here whee are
h a n g i n g   o u t
whaiting on
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
and
m a t c h   t i m e
and
one ob iss
r e l a c k s e d
and
the otter
habbs
a n t s   i n n   h i s s   b a n t s
*giggles*
thiss trial
iss being held
at
The Longbyeu Ecksibbit Center
wright wright
it iss
a   b e r r y   n i c e   s i t e
and now
here iss
The Pie
finking
he shood show uss
how
it
iss
done
*hahahahaha*
eben
he
laughed
he
iss
s o   f u n n y
he iss whatching
a
l i b b e r
and
gibbing
t h e   t o n g u e
and
a   s l u r b
inn
a n n   t i s s a b a y s u n
o
he iss
a   g o o d   b o y
and
one day soon
whee deu
h o b e
he whill be
s h o w i n g   h i s s   s t u f f
inn
o b e d i e n c e
butt first
I muss show hims
t h e   r o b e s
*nods*
- - - - -
Friday
24f July
and
here I amb
whorking on
m y   m e n t a l   g a m e
while
Little Dasher
l e a d s   t h e   c h e e r s
[quietly, fank dog]
*haha*
wright wright
teuday
iss
My   R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
daybyeu
wright wright
off leash
. . .
make that
O F F   L E A S H
and
unforehewnuttly
deu teu
h a n d l e r   n e r b e s
and
a   b i g   f a t   h a n d l e r   e r r o r
whee deu knot
Q
. . .
butt
that's ok
on a counta
I amb still
sbending the day
wif
m y   b e s t   f r i e n d
m y   m o m
and
t h e   p i e
and
l e s s o n s   l e a r n e d
there iss all so
t e u m o r r o w
and now
a whord a bout
t h e   w h e f f e r
. . .
it
iss
b o i l i n g
1 0 1   d e g r e e s   F
. . .
what my face
deus knot say
. . .
t h e   c r i s b y   g r a s s e s
deus
now
here whee are
b a c k   i n n   s i d e
where
it iss
a   l o n g   d a y
ass
whee are whaiting
on
m a t c h   t i m e
teu
whork on
t h e   h a n d l e r ' s   h a n d l i n g
*nods biggerously*
and
while whee whait
whee diss cubber
s o m e   o n e
habbs been
e t t i n g
The Pie's AKC Tag
[and the otters are nibbly teu]
*hmmm*
wheu cood that be
*tsk tsk*
- - -
o
here whee are
b a c k   a t   t h e   q u i n t a
where
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
whalk
then
eat
drink
and
whalk
again
and then
whee all sit down
teu
w h a t c h   m o d e r n   f a m b i l y
before
the mom tucks uss inn
and
slibs
o u t   t e u   d i n n e r
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Saturday
25f July
Day Teu
ob
Adbanced Rally
and
s c o r e
yess yessss
o u r   f i r s t   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
whee habbs
F U N
wright wright
the Handler
makes
a   n o d d e r   b i g   m i s t a k e
butt
whee are
l e a r n i n g
for
a   n a b
ok
more like
q u i e t   t i m e
ok
s o r t a
wright wright
whee deu
ebenchewally
s e t t l e   d o w n
and
P i e
and
the Mom
whatch
a litle
R e b a
o
yess yesss
he deu lubbs
teu
w h a t c h   t e e   b e e
butt
knot ass much
ass
he likes teu
r u m b l e
and
ass hiss
b i g   b r o d d e r
I deu
h u m b l y   o b l i g e
and
here he iss
showing yeu
hiss
*batented
u n d e r - r e u [ f ]
moob
*uh*
what
o
> yada yada obedience trial yada yada <
>  yada yada whell trained <
> yada yada born inn a barn yada yada <
then
k n o c k   i t   o f f
- - -
o
ok
then
whee deu go back teu
the arena
where
I deu
g r e a t   f i n g s
inn
t h e   m a t c h
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
26f July
and
yeu guessed it
s c o r e
yess yesss
a nodder
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
much
b e t t e r   h a n d l i n g
ecksebt
for
o n e   d u m b   f i n g
what she did
butt
a l l   f i n g s   c o n s i d e r e d
I deu
l u b b s   h e r
and
I whill
k e e b s   h e r
*nods*
now
here iss
m y   o f i s h u l l   p h o t o
o
what
a
g r e a t   w h e e k e n d
~
wif
m a n y   m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
for
t h e   g r e a t   t r a i n i n g
t h e   s u b b o r t
and
t h e   f r i e n d s h i b
~
whee are
a berry berry lucky
boy and mom
- - - - -
Teusday
28f July
Mom
iss still
t i r e d
butt
f i n g s
are
getting
a bit
back teu
n o r m a l
a
round
here
comblete
wif
t h e   z e u m s
and
now
b a c k   i n n
where
I whill gibbs Yeu
some
P i e   T i m e
wright wright
he
habbs
hims
t r a i n i n g   t i m e
then
hims
t i m e   t e u   t a l k
yeu know
c h i t   c h a t

wif
the mom
o
yeah
they deu habbs
t h e i r   m o m e n t s
and now
. . .
f a m b i l y   t i m e
*collecktibb sigh*
awwwwww
- - -
what quickly becomes
t h i s s
then
t h i s s
then
whee hear
k n o c k   i t   o f f
and
w h e e   d e u
untill
w h e e   d e u   k n o t
then
w h e e   d e u
then
I know
iffin
whee muss
k n o c k   i t   o f f
I muss
l e a b e   t h e   p i e
teu
k n o c k   i t   o f f
wif
the tiger
*nods*
- - - - -
Whednesday
29f July
and
here iss the sun
setting
ober
M y   S k o o l
the
agility field
and
the
b u s i n e s s   y a r d
and
now
P i e   T i m e
wright wright
he deus
b e r r y   g o o d
inn
hiss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s
class
ob course
t h e s e   b i c k s h e r s
are
tooken
a f t e r   c l a s s
when
he iss
whorking on
t h e   p h o t o   c h a l l e n g e
*um*
s i t
s m i l e
deer
dog
but
t h a t   t o n g u e
a
whay
*giggles*
- - -
now
here iss
m e
inn
my
R a l l y
class
o
yeah
r o c k i n g   i t
gibbing yeu
the
h a b b y
and
whorking
a l l   o b   t h e   c o u r s e s
o f f   t h e   l e a s h
and
while I get
g r e a t   g r a d e s
the Handler
gets
thiss
f e e d b a c k
. . .
deu knot be a
c r a n k y b a n t s
*giggles*
butt
o
lord
she
iss
s o   t i r e d
- - - - -
Fursday
30f July
and now
a little story
. . .
while whee were out ob town
someone backed inn teu
and knocked down
o u r   s t r e e t   l i g h t
now
ecksackly one wheek later
here they are
butting ub
a   n e w   b o l e *
* unfortunately, the fixture has no bulb.
* update 9 August 2015 still no bulb
- - -
and now
here iss
Little Dasher
at
B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y
where
he whorks
t h e   o b s t a c k l e s

a   f r a m e


d o g   w h a l k

and
again

and then
t e e t e r
w h e a b e s
j u m b s
. . .
o yeah
and
hiss mose faborite
. . .
t h e   b a b y   b o o l
*shakes head*
he
iss
r i d i c u l o u s
*sigh*
- - - - -
Friday
31f July
and
flash back
teu
t h e   o l d   d a y s
here
I amb
o u t
and
* s m o o c h *
o
and
b a c k   i n n
for
The Traditional Fambily Nab
what
iss
n u f f i n g
eben
remotely
similar teu
a   n a b
butt
more
t h e   b e g i n n i n g
ob
o u r   w h e e k e n d
o u r   t i m e
T E U G E F F E R
Habby Big Fird Friday
~
Habby Wheek End
~
dear friends
let's make the most ob it