Friday Night Wrights: Three Big Fridays Edition

Habby Friday

and
Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights
Free Big Fridays

Edition

wif
h u g e   a d b e n t u r e s
ahead
whee kneed teu
get wright started

- - -

Saturday

11f July

and

here I amb
i n n   t h e   t r o l l e y

whaiting

on a

b a w d i c u r e
at
F a i r b a n k s   N a i l   S a l o n

wif
T h e   P i e
wheu wheighs inn teuday
at
3 9 . 1   b o u n d s
*cheers

while
I wheigh inn
at
*clears froat*
*mumbles*
sebenty  free
i t t y   b i t t y   b o u n d s

it iss
P i e   W h e i g h t
I swear
*kwickly changes subjeck*
~
o look
a   f a m b i l y   s e l f y

now
let's go
h o m e

whee habbs
quite
a long
t e u   d e u   l i s t

what iss knot going
t e u   d e u
its elf
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
12f July

whee are
u b   a n d   a   b o a r d
The Trolley

wright wright
Little Dasher
iss
inn
t h e   p i e   b o c k s

and
here whee are
arribing teu
t r a i n
wif
o u r   f r i e n d s

inn
B e a r   C r e e k   B a r k

wright wright
where whee whill
whork on
f o c u s
and
igg noring
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s

like
these
t e u   g u y s
for ecksamble

*nods*

whee habbs

b i g   f u n

and

whee boaf

b e r f o r m

berry whell

- - -

then

whee head home

for

a   s h o r t   b u t t   s w e e t   n a b

then

- - -

*shakes head no no no*

*gulb*

a trib teu

b e t c o   u n l e a s h e d

for

Mom and Me

*sigh*
b a f f   t i m e

and now
ass
a   b a f f
goes

and
iff yeu muss habbs one
~
thiss iss
a   g r e a t   b l a c e

berry kind staff
great shobbing while yeu whait
(iffin yeu are lucky enough teu whait)

elebated tub
bubby no tears shamboo
all the towels yeu kneed
. . .
and eben
t h e   d r e a d e d   d r y e r

it iss
q u i c k   a n d   e a s y
-
there are all whays
o t t e r s
getting baffs teu

and
whee all know
~
m i s e r y   l u b b s   c o m b a n y
*nods*

and now

s h m e l l i n g   g o o d

b r u s h e d   a n d   d r i e d

teu

b e r f e c k s h u n

- - -

The Little Stinky Pie

gibbs me

h i s s   c o n d o l e n c e s

*sigh*
w h a t   a   d a y

night night

- - - - -

Monday

13f July

and

The Little Stinky Pie

wright wright
here he iss
gibbing Mom
t h e   w h a t   f o r

and then
inn
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e

off
teu
t h e   t u b

wif
s c r u b   a   d u b   d u b

the dreaded

b l o w i n g   o b   f u r s

the

b r u s h i n g

the

w h i s b e r e d   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s

and
a
m i n n y   p h o t o   s h e u t

and now

The Pie

shmells good

teu

*nods*

- - - - -

Teusday

14f July

and

The Handler

iss staking out

O u r   K r a f t y K 9   K a m b s i t e

at
NRG Arena

where
whee whill be
attending
The Houston Whirl Series ob Dog Shows

what starts
teumorrow
*nibbles nails*
- - - - -
Whednesday
15f July

and
whee are
o f f i s h u l l y   s e t   u b
~
and
c a n   y e u   s e e   m e

wright wright

h e r e

I

a m b

wright wright
Me and the Handler
are here
a l o n e

*nods*
whee are
the only ones
among our friends
teu
s h o w
teuday

and
here whee are
w h a i t i n g

on
R a l l y   R e s u l t s

whee feel
g r e a t
about
o u r   b e r f o r m a n c e

butt
the judge
says
I deu knot go all the whay down
on
the moobing down

*harumph*
m i n u s   t e n
*HARUMPH*

so
wif
a score ob
89
. . .
whee whood habbs
99
wif out that
m a j o r   y e t   s u b t l e   e u b s y

*sigh*
whell
whee are
s t i l l   b r o u d
and
whee receibe
F I R D   B L A C E
*cheers*
- - - - -
and now
there are
l o t s   o b   b e o b l e s

between

uss and home

*frowns*

- - - - -

Fursday

16f July

~

R140

score ob

9 2

*cheers*

juss
out ob a blacement ribbon
butt
F I F F   B L A C E

yess yesss
it iss
a   g o o d   d a y
all a round

on a counta
The Pie
sees
hiss
G r a m m y   S u s a n

and
he iss
w h i l d   w i f   j o y
o
yess yesss
h e   r e m e m b e r s   h e r
*big smile*

whee are ubset
wif
the photographer
how ebber
on a counta
she took
n o   b i c k s h e r s
*shakes head*
- - - - -
Friday
17f July
o
yess yessss
a   n o d d e r   g r e a t   d a y

and
a nodder
g o o d   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e

lots ob
s h o b b i n g

and

t h e   b e r r y   b e s s t   b a r t

iss seeing

Pie

wif hiss

G r a m m y   S u s a n

*awwww*
*shniffles*
- - -

and then
there iss
t h e   r i d e   h o m e

t h e   l o n g   r i d e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y

t h e   b e r r y   b e r r y
l o n g   d r i b e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y
inn
f i b e   o   c l o c k   t r a f f i c k

and

when whee get home

*whshhhew*

and

after whee eat

. . .

the Mom goes

o u t

for a quick dinner

and

comes home

wif

a   b e l a t e d   b i r f d a y   g i f t

wright wright
from
M y   A u n t   K a r e n

for
m e

o
I deu
lubbs
M y   A u n t   K a r e n

and
I deu
lubbs
g i f t s

o
I deu

eben when
I amb
d o g   t i r e d
*bun intended*

no
I deu knot
f a l l   a s w e e b
I amb
l o o k i n g   i n n   m y   b a g
silly

and

look look

t h e   s o f t e s t   s t u f f i e s
ebber
teu be

a star fish
a bleu bird

and
a monkey
(ob course)

o
I deu
l u b b s
them

and
now
I
amb
*zzzzzzzzzz*

haha

juss kidding

(sorta)

~

here

yeu can

w h a t c h   m e

in

m o s h u n

F a n k   Y e u ,   A u n t   K a r e n

I lubbs yeu
- - - - -

Saturday

18f July

and
I finish ub
D a y   4

ob
my berry seckond

H o u s t o n   W h i r r l e d   S e r i e s
ob
D o g   S h o w s

wif
a nodder
bretty good
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e

and
here iss
m y   h a u l

four
q u a l i f y i n g   r i b b o n s

and
a
F i r d   B l a c e

now
blease teu bardon
t h e   B a b b a r a z z i

yeu know

they muss

s w i t c h   c a m e r a s

and
try teu
c a t c h   y e u
inn
a
u n n   f l a t t e r i n g   b o s e

butt
I whill knot
f a l l   f o r
that

and now
my
c l o s e   u b

F r e e   S h o w s   -   F o u r   R i b b o n s
and
whee are taking
t e u m o r r o w
off
from
s h o w i n g
*nods*

*yawns*

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Sunday
19f July

and
here iss the Mom
at
the
G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   o b   H o u s t o n
boof

deu yeu
reckognize
t h e   t e u   s w e e t   f e l l o w s
on
the wright side
ob
t h e   b a n n e r

T h e   B l e u
iss under the R
and
The Luke
iss under the H
*long deeb refleckting sigh*
- - -
and
take
a   g u e s s

w h e u
iss
under
the banner

yess yesss yesssssss
it iss
the hamsum
C o u s i n   C a n e

o
whee go whay back
wif
thiss
S w e e t   B o y

and
the Mom
iss
s e u b e r   h a b b y

teu

s m o o o o c h
him

a bit

- - - - -

and now

back at
T h e   K r a f t y K 9   K a m b s i t e

here are
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s

Chelsea, Bonny, Judy and Tracie
. . .
knot only are they
s o o b e r   c o m b e t i t o r s
and
k r a f t y   i n s t r u c k t o r s
. . .
the are all so
s o   b e r r y   s u b b o r t i b b s
and
w h o n d e r   f u l l   f r i e n d s
*whide smile*
*nods*
- - -
and now
ass the mom iss leabing
l o o k   l o o k
wheu
she sees

wright wright
it
iss
the whirrled famous
seuber hamsum
M o j o

seuber skilled

a f f l e t e

berry artistickal

a r t i s t e

master ob

t r i c k s

and

*drumb roll*

. . .

D A D D Y

ob
our
T h e   P i e

yess yesss
and now
sbeaking ob
M o j o   A r t
[ yeu might remember our tile ]

- - -

whell

. . .

The Mom

iss

t h e   l u c k y   w h i n n e r

ob

thiss

a w e s o m e   m a s t e r   b i e c e

inn titled
B e h i n d   T h e   G a r d e n   G a t e

what
Sweet Mojo
and
Grammy Linda
donated
teu raise funds
for
T h e   G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   C l u b

and
then
. . .
iffin whee are knot
l u c k y   e n o u g h
. . .
whee deu all so
w h i n
thiss seuber awesome
M o j o   A r t

inn

The Golden Retrieber ob Houston

raffle

*cheers*

~

S w e e t   M o j o

so talented

and

he deus

S O   m u c h

teu

h e l b   o t t e r s

~

and now

Mom iss Home

*cheers*
and

here

I amb showing Yeu

h e r   b e r r y   e a r l y   b i r f d a y   b r e s e n t

wright wright
from
My Aunt Karen
*cheers*

whee lubbs

Aunt Karen

- - - - -

Monday

20f July

and

whee

are on a

m i s s i o n

*nods*

wif
many fanks
teu
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
whee habbs
a
f o u r   d a y   b l a n

wright wright
inn
f o u r   d a y s
whee are moobing
u b
teu
show
inn
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*nibbles nails*

day one
whee go teu
b e t c o
teu
t r a i n

and
I deu
g r e a t
- - - - -
Teusday
21f July
~
d a y   t e u
ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n

and
here
I amb at
Academy

wright wright
whee
s b i r a l
and
s e r b e n t i n e
all ober the store

whee
bracktiss
o f f   l e a s h   h e e l i n g
a b o u t s
t e u   s e b e n t i e s
f r e e   s i x t i e s
q u i c k   s i t s

and
f r o n t s
ob
a l l   s o r t s

it
iss
s o   f u n
- - -
then
whee come home
teu
t r a i n   t h e   p i e

note
these are
k n o t
training photos

butt
more like
a n t i   a p r e s   t r a i n i n g   p h o t o s

o
look
h o w   c u t e

wright wright
thiss iss
h i m s
telling the mom
it iss still
m e   t i m e
~
m e
m e
m e

m e

m e

m e

m e

m e

m e

m e

. . .

[ him him him him him... yeu get the bicksher ]

- - - - -

Whednesday

22f July

~

day free

ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n

and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g

the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
- - - -
and now
teu
M y   S k o o l
where
I whait
for
m y   t u r n

butt
f u r s t

it
iss
t i m e

for
p i e   c l a s s

and
h e r e   h e   i s s

ok ok
knot during class

butt
a f t e r

a
s e u b e r   g o o d   b e r f o r m a n c e

o
he iss
r e a l l y   i m b r o o b i n g

all whays
a   s e u b e r   w h o r k e r

and
now
hiss
f o c u s

catching ub
wif
hiss
s k i l l

wright wright

and

n o w

it iss

g o   t i m e

for
M y   R a l l y   C l a s s

and
inn sbite
ob
what yeu see here

I berform
a l l   m y   e c k s e r s i z e s

a l l   t h e   s i g n s

o f f   l e a s h

wright wright
yeu see
thiss iss
a
R a l l y   N o b i c e   C l a s s
what iss
berformed
o n   l e a s h

butt
moobing ub teu
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*um*
inn
t e u   d a y s

means
whee whill be
berforming
o f f   l e a s h
*gulb*

inn
t h e   r i n g
like
f o r   r e a l

N O   B R O B L E M

*listens teu mommy's tummy churn*

- - - - -

Fursday

23f July

~

d a y   f o u r

ob

o u r   f o u r   d a y   b l a n

time teu

h i t   t h e   r o a d

and
here whee are
inn
L u f k i n

wright
inn
front
ob
one ob
m o m ' s   b r o j e c k t s

and
I
amb
imbressed

ob course
the Lufkin Loob

iss
shut down teu
o n e   l a n e

t r a f f i c k
iss
crawling

butt
whee deu finally make it
teu
o u r   d i s t i n a y s h u n
what iss
The Tyler Obedience Training Club
Dog Show
inn
Longbyeu, Texas

whee are
t h e   f i r s t   o n e s   h e r e
so
whee set ub
o u r   k a m b s i t e

beek - a - boo

wright wright
here whee are
h a n g i n g   o u t
whaiting on
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
and
m a t c h   t i m e

and
one ob iss
r e l a c k s e d

and
the otter
habbs
a n t s   i n n   h i s s   b a n t s
*giggles*

thiss trial
iss being held
at
The Longbyeu Ecksibbit Center

wright wright
it iss
a   b e r r y   n i c e   s i t e

and now
here iss
The Pie

finking
he shood show uss

how
it
iss
done

*hahahahaha*

eben
he
laughed

he
iss
s o   f u n n y

he iss whatching
a
l i b b e r
and
gibbing
t h e   t o n g u e

and
a   s l u r b
inn
a n n   t i s s a b a y s u n

o
he iss
a   g o o d   b o y

and
one day soon

whee deu
h o b e
he whill be
s h o w i n g   h i s s   s t u f f
inn
o b e d i e n c e

butt first
I muss show hims
t h e   r o b e s
*nods*
- - - - -
Friday
24f July

and
here I amb
whorking on
m y   m e n t a l   g a m e

while
Little Dasher
l e a d s   t h e   c h e e r s
[quietly, fank dog]
*haha*

wright wright
teuday
iss
My   R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
daybyeu

wright wright
off leash
. . .
make that
O F F   L E A S H

and
unforehewnuttly
deu teu
h a n d l e r   n e r b e s
and
a   b i g   f a t   h a n d l e r   e r r o r

whee deu knot
Q
. . .
butt
that's ok
on a counta
I amb still
sbending the day
wif
m y   b e s t   f r i e n d
m y   m o m
and
t h e   p i e

and
l e s s o n s   l e a r n e d
there iss all so
t e u m o r r o w

and now
a whord a bout
t h e   w h e f f e r
. . .
it
iss
b o i l i n g

1 0 1   d e g r e e s   F

. . .

what my face

deus knot say

. . .

t h e   c r i s b y   g r a s s e s

deus

now
here whee are
b a c k   i n n   s i d e

where
it iss
a   l o n g   d a y

ass
whee are whaiting
on

m a t c h   t i m e
teu
whork on
t h e   h a n d l e r ' s   h a n d l i n g
*nods biggerously*

and
while whee whait
whee diss cubber
s o m e   o n e
habbs been
e t t i n g
The Pie's AKC Tag
[and the otters are nibbly teu]

*hmmm*
wheu cood that be
*tsk tsk*
- - -
o
here whee are
b a c k   a t   t h e   q u i n t a

where
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
whalk

then
eat
drink
and
whalk
again

and then
whee all sit down
teu
w h a t c h   m o d e r n   f a m b i l y

before
the mom tucks uss inn
and
slibs
o u t   t e u   d i n n e r
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Saturday
25f July

Day Teu
ob
Adbanced Rally

and
s c o r e

yess yessss
o u r   f i r s t   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
whee habbs
F U N

wright wright
the Handler
makes
a   n o d d e r   b i g   m i s t a k e
butt
whee are
l e a r n i n g

and now
whee sneak
b a c k   t e u   t h e   q u i n t a

for
a   n a b

ok
more like
q u i e t   t i m e

ok
s o r t a

wright wright

whee deu
ebenchewally
s e t t l e   d o w n

and

P i e

and

the Mom

whatch
a litle
R e b a

o
yess yesss
he deu lubbs
teu
w h a t c h   t e e   b e e

butt
knot ass much

ass
he likes teu
r u m b l e

and
ass hiss
b i g   b r o d d e r

I deu
h u m b l y   o b l i g e

and
here he iss
showing yeu
hiss
*batented
u n d e r - r e u [ f ]
moob

*uh*

what

o

> yada yada obedience trial yada yada <

>  yada yada whell trained <

> yada yada born inn a barn yada yada <

then

k n o c k   i t   o f f

- - -

o

ok

then
whee deu go back teu
the arena
where
I deu
g r e a t   f i n g s
inn
t h e   m a t c h
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
26f July

and
yeu guessed it

s c o r e

yess yesss
a nodder
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e

and
much
b e t t e r   h a n d l i n g

ecksebt
for
o n e   d u m b   f i n g
what she did

butt
a l l   f i n g s   c o n s i d e r e d

I deu
l u b b s   h e r

and
I whill
k e e b s   h e r
*nods*

now

here iss

m y   o f i s h u l l   p h o t o

o

what

a

g r e a t   w h e e k e n d

~

wif

m a n y   m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s

teu

m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s

for

t h e   g r e a t   t r a i n i n g

t h e   s u b b o r t

and

t h e   f r i e n d s h i b

~

whee are

a berry berry lucky

boy and mom

- - - - -

Teusday
28f July

Mom
iss still
t i r e d

butt

f i n g s

are

getting

a bit

back teu

n o r m a l

a
round
here

comblete
wif
t h e   z e u m s

and
now
b a c k   i n n

where
I whill gibbs Yeu
some
P i e   T i m e

wright wright
he
habbs
hims
t r a i n i n g   t i m e

then
hims
t i m e   t e u   t a l k

yeu know
c h i t   c h a t

wif
the mom

o
yeah
they deu habbs
t h e i r   m o m e n t s

and now
. . .
f a m b i l y   t i m e

*collecktibb sigh*
awwwwww
- - -
what quickly becomes
t h i s s

then
t h i s s

then
whee hear
k n o c k   i t   o f f

and
w h e e   d e u

untill
w h e e   d e u   k n o t

then
w h e e   d e u

then
I know

iffin
whee muss
k n o c k   i t   o f f

I muss
l e a b e   t h e   p i e
teu
k n o c k   i t   o f f
wif
the tiger

*nods*

- - - - -

Whednesday

29f July

and
here iss the sun
setting
ober
M y   S k o o l

the
agility field

and
the
b u s i n e s s   y a r d

and
now
P i e   T i m e

wright wright
he deus
b e r r y   g o o d

inn
hiss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s
class

ob course
t h e s e   b i c k s h e r s

are
tooken
a f t e r   c l a s s

when
he iss
whorking on
t h e   p h o t o   c h a l l e n g e

*um*
s i t

s m i l e

deer
dog

but

t h a t   t o n g u e

a

whay

*giggles*

- - -

now

here iss

m e

inn
my
R a l l y
class

o
yeah
r o c k i n g   i t

gibbing yeu
the
h a b b y

and
whorking
a l l   o b   t h e   c o u r s e s

o f f   t h e   l e a s h
and
while I get
g r e a t   g r a d e s

the Handler
gets
thiss
f e e d b a c k
. . .
deu knot be a
c r a n k y b a n t s
*giggles*

butt

o

lord

she

iss

s o   t i r e d

- - - - -

Fursday

30f July

and now
a little story
. . .
while whee were out ob town
someone backed inn teu
and knocked down
o u r   s t r e e t   l i g h t

now
ecksackly one wheek later
here they are
butting ub
a   n e w   b o l e *

* unfortunately, the fixture has no bulb.

* update 9 August 2015 still no bulb

- - -

and now

here iss

Little Dasher

at

B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y

where
he whorks
t h e   o b s t a c k l e s

a   f r a m e


d o g   w h a l k

and
again

and then
t e e t e r

w h e a b e s
j u m b s
. . .
o yeah
and
hiss mose faborite
. . .
t h e   b a b y   b o o l

*shakes head*

he

iss

r i d i c u l o u s

*sigh*

- - - - -

Friday

31f July

and

flash back

teu

t h e   o l d   d a y s

here
I amb
o u t

and
* s m o o c h *

o
and
b a c k   i n n

for
The Traditional Fambily Nab

what
iss
n u f f i n g

eben
remotely
similar teu
a   n a b

butt
more
t h e   b e g i n n i n g
ob
o u r   w h e e k e n d
o u r   t i m e

T E U G E F F E R

Habby Big Fird Friday
~
Habby Wheek End
~
dear friends
let's make the most ob it