Friday, July 31, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Three Big Fridays Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Free Big Fridays
Edition

wif
h u g e   a d b e n t u r e s
ahead
whee kneed teu
get wright started
- - -
Saturday
11f July
and
here I amb
i n n   t h e   t r o l l e y
whaiting
on a
wif
T h e   P i e
wheu wheighs inn teuday
at
3 9 . 1   b o u n d s
*cheers
while
I wheigh inn
at
*clears froat*
*mumbles*
sebenty  free
i t t y   b i t t y   b o u n d s

it iss
P i e   W h e i g h t
I swear
*kwickly changes subjeck*
~
o look
a   f a m b i l y   s e l f y
now
let's go
h o m e
whee habbs
quite
a long
t e u   d e u   l i s t
what iss knot going
t e u   d e u
its elf
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
12f July
whee are
u b   a n d   a   b o a r d
The Trolley
wright wright
Little Dasher
iss
inn
t h e   p i e   b o c k s
and
here whee are
arribing teu
t r a i n
wif
o u r   f r i e n d s
wright wright
where whee whill
whork on
f o c u s
and
igg noring
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
like
these
t e u   g u y s
for ecksamble
*nods*
whee habbs
b i g   f u n
and
whee boaf
b e r f o r m
berry whell
- - -
then
whee head home
for
a   s h o r t   b u t t   s w e e t   n a b
then
- - -
*shakes head no no no*
*gulb*
a trib teu
for
Mom and Me
*sigh*
b a f f   t i m e
and now
ass
a   b a f f
goes
and
iff yeu muss habbs one
~
thiss iss
a   g r e a t   b l a c e
berry kind staff
great shobbing while yeu whait
(iffin yeu are lucky enough teu whait)
elebated tub
bubby no tears shamboo
all the towels yeu kneed
. . .
and eben
t h e   d r e a d e d   d r y e r
it iss
q u i c k   a n d   e a s y
-
there are all whays
o t t e r s
getting baffs teu
and
whee all know
~
m i s e r y   l u b b s   c o m b a n y
*nods*
and now
s h m e l l i n g   g o o d
b r u s h e d   a n d   d r i e d
teu
b e r f e c k s h u n
- - -
The Little Stinky Pie
gibbs me
h i s s   c o n d o l e n c e s
*sigh*
w h a t   a   d a y
night night
- - - - -
Monday
13f July
and
The Little Stinky Pie
wright wright
here he iss
gibbing Mom
t h e   w h a t   f o r
and then
inn
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e
off
teu
t h e   t u b
wif
s c r u b   a   d u b   d u b
the dreaded
b l o w i n g   o b   f u r s
the
b r u s h i n g
the
w h i s b e r e d   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
and
a
m i n n y   p h o t o   s h e u t
and now
The Pie
shmells good
teu
*nods*
- - - - -
Teusday
14f July
and
The Handler
iss staking out
where
whee whill be
attending
The Houston Whirl Series ob Dog Shows
what starts
teumorrow
*nibbles nails*
- - - - -
Whednesday
15f July
and
whee are
o f f i s h u l l y   s e t   u b
~
and
c a n   y e u   s e e   m e
wright wright
h e r e
I
a m b
wright wright
Me and the Handler
are here
a l o n e
*nods*
whee are
the only ones
among our friends
teu
s h o w
teuday
and
here whee are
w h a i t i n g
on
R a l l y   R e s u l t s
whee feel
g r e a t
about
o u r   b e r f o r m a n c e
butt
the judge
says
I deu knot go all the whay down
on
the moobing down
*harumph*
m i n u s   t e n
*HARUMPH*
so
wif
a score ob
89
. . .
whee whood habbs
99
wif out that
m a j o r   y e t   s u b t l e   e u b s y
*sigh*
whell
whee are
s t i l l   b r o u d
and
whee receibe
F I R D   B L A C E
*cheers*
- - - - -
and now
there are
l o t s   o b   b e o b l e s
between
uss and home
*frowns*
- - - - -
Fursday
16f July
~
R140
score ob
9 2
*cheers*
juss
out ob a blacement ribbon
butt
F I F F   B L A C E
yess yesss
it iss
a   g o o d   d a y
all a round
on a counta
The Pie
sees
hiss
G r a m m y   S u s a n
and
he iss
w h i l d   w i f   j o y
o
yess yesss
h e   r e m e m b e r s   h e r
*big smile*
whee are ubset
wif
the photographer
how ebber
on a counta
she took
n o   b i c k s h e r s
*shakes head*
- - - - -
Friday
17f July
o
yess yessss
a   n o d d e r   g r e a t   d a y
and
a nodder
g o o d   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
lots ob
s h o b b i n g
and
t h e   b e r r y   b e s s t   b a r t
iss seeing
Pie
wif hiss
G r a m m y   S u s a n
*awwww*
*shniffles*
- - -
and then
there iss
t h e   r i d e   h o m e
t h e   l o n g   r i d e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y
t h e   b e r r y   b e r r y
l o n g   d r i b e   h o m e
inn
t h e   t r o l l e y
inn
f i b e   o   c l o c k   t r a f f i c k
and
when whee get home
*whshhhew*
and
after whee eat
. . .
the Mom goes
o u t
for a quick dinner
and
comes home
wif
a   b e l a t e d   b i r f d a y   g i f t
wright wright
from
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
for
m e
o
I deu
lubbs
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
and
I deu
lubbs
g i f t s
o
I deu
eben when
I amb
d o g   t i r e d
*bun intended*
no
I deu knot
f a l l   a s w e e b
I amb
l o o k i n g   i n n   m y   b a g
silly
and
look look
t h e   s o f t e s t   s t u f f i e s
ebber
teu be
a star fish
a bleu bird
and
a monkey
(ob course)
o
I deu
l u b b s
them

and
now
I
amb
*zzzzzzzzzz*
haha
juss kidding
(sorta)
~
here
yeu can
w h a t c h   m e
in
m o s h u n
F a n k   Y e u ,   A u n t   K a r e n
I lubbs yeu
- - - - -
Saturday
18f July
and
I finish ub
D a y   4
ob
my berry seckond
H o u s t o n   W h i r r l e d   S e r i e s
ob
D o g   S h o w s
wif
a nodder
bretty good
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
here iss
m y   h a u l
four
q u a l i f y i n g   r i b b o n s
and
a
F i r d   B l a c e
now
blease teu bardon
t h e   B a b b a r a z z i
yeu know
they muss
s w i t c h   c a m e r a s
and
try teu
c a t c h   y e u
inn
a
u n n   f l a t t e r i n g   b o s e
butt
I whill knot
f a l l   f o r
that
and now
my
c l o s e   u b
F r e e   S h o w s   -   F o u r   R i b b o n s
and
whee are taking
t e u m o r r o w
off
from
s h o w i n g
*nods*
*yawns*
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Sunday
19f July
and
here iss the Mom
at
the
G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   o b   H o u s t o n
boof

deu yeu
reckognize
t h e   t e u   s w e e t   f e l l o w s
on
the wright side
ob
t h e   b a n n e r
T h e   B l e u
iss under the R
and
The Luke
iss under the H
*long deeb refleckting sigh*
- - -
and
take
a   g u e s s

w h e u
iss
under
the banner
yess yesss yesssssss
it iss
the hamsum
C o u s i n   C a n e
o
whee go whay back
wif
thiss
S w e e t   B o y
and
the Mom
iss
s e u b e r   h a b b y
teu
s m o o o o c h
him
a bit
- - - - -
and now
back at
T h e   K r a f t y K 9   K a m b s i t e
here are
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
Chelsea, Bonny, Judy and Tracie
. . .
knot only are they
s o o b e r   c o m b e t i t o r s
and
k r a f t y   i n s t r u c k t o r s
. . .
the are all so
s o   b e r r y   s u b b o r t i b b s
and
w h o n d e r   f u l l   f r i e n d s
*whide smile*
*nods*
- - -
and now
ass the mom iss leabing
l o o k   l o o k
wheu
she sees
wright wright
it
iss
the whirrled famous
seuber hamsum
M o j o
seuber skilled
a f f l e t e
berry artistickal
a r t i s t e
master ob
t r i c k s
and
*drumb roll*
. . .
D A D D Y
ob
our
T h e   P i e
yess yesss
and now
sbeaking ob
M o j o   A r t
[ yeu might remember our tile ]
- - -
whell
. . .
The Mom
iss
t h e   l u c k y   w h i n n e r
ob
thiss
a w e s o m e   m a s t e r   b i e c e
inn titled
B e h i n d   T h e   G a r d e n   G a t e
what
Sweet Mojo
and
Grammy Linda
donated
teu raise funds
for
T h e   G o l d e n   R e t r i e b e r   C l u b
and
then
. . .
iffin whee are knot
l u c k y   e n o u g h
. . .
whee deu all so
w h i n
thiss seuber awesome
M o j o   A r t
inn
The Golden Retrieber ob Houston
raffle
*cheers*
~
S w e e t   M o j o
so talented
and
he deus
S O   m u c h
teu
h e l b   o t t e r s
~
and now
Mom iss Home
*cheers*
and
here
I amb showing Yeu
h e r   b e r r y   e a r l y   b i r f d a y   b r e s e n t
wright wright
from
My Aunt Karen
*cheers*
whee lubbs
Aunt Karen
- - - - -
Monday
20f July
and
whee
are on a
m i s s i o n
*nods*
wif
many fanks
teu
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
whee habbs
a
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
wright wright
inn
f o u r   d a y s
whee are moobing
u b
teu
show
inn
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*nibbles nails*
day one
whee go teu
b e t c o
teu
t r a i n
and
I deu
g r e a t
- - - - -
Teusday
21f July
~
d a y   t e u
ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
and
here
I amb at
Academy
wright wright
whee
s b i r a l
and
s e r b e n t i n e
all ober the store
whee
bracktiss
o f f   l e a s h   h e e l i n g
a b o u t s
t e u   s e b e n t i e s
f r e e   s i x t i e s
q u i c k   s i t s
and
f r o n t s
ob
a l l   s o r t s
it
iss
s o   f u n
- - -
then
whee come home
teu
t r a i n   t h e   p i e
note
these are
k n o t
training photos
butt
more like
a n t i   a p r e s   t r a i n i n g   p h o t o s
o
look
h o w   c u t e
wright wright
thiss iss
h i m s
telling the mom
it iss still
m e   t i m e
~
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
m e
. . .
[ him him him him him... yeu get the bicksher ]
- - - - -
Whednesday
22f July
~
day free
ob our
f o u r   d a y   b l a n
and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
- - - -
and now
teu
M y   S k o o l
where
I whait
for
m y   t u r n
butt
f u r s t
it
iss
t i m e
for
p i e   c l a s s
and
h e r e   h e   i s s
ok ok
knot during class
butt
a f t e r
a
s e u b e r   g o o d   b e r f o r m a n c e
o
he iss
r e a l l y   i m b r o o b i n g
all whays
a   s e u b e r   w h o r k e r
and
now
hiss
f o c u s
catching ub
wif
hiss
s k i l l
wright wright
and
n o w
it iss
g o   t i m e
for
M y   R a l l y   C l a s s
and
inn sbite
ob
what yeu see here
I berform
a l l   m y   e c k s e r s i z e s
a l l   t h e   s i g n s
o f f   l e a s h
wright wright
yeu see
thiss iss
a
R a l l y   N o b i c e   C l a s s
what iss
berformed
o n   l e a s h
butt
moobing ub teu
R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
*um*
inn
t e u   d a y s
means
whee whill be
berforming
o f f   l e a s h
*gulb*
inn
t h e   r i n g
like
f o r   r e a l
N O   B R O B L E M
*listens teu mommy's tummy churn*
- - - - -
Fursday
23f July
~
d a y   f o u r
ob
o u r   f o u r   d a y   b l a n
time teu
h i t   t h e   r o a d
and
here whee are
inn
L u f k i n
wright
inn
front
ob
one ob
m o m ' s   b r o j e c k t s
and
I
amb
imbressed
ob course
the Lufkin Loob

iss
shut down teu
o n e   l a n e
t r a f f i c k
iss
crawling
butt
whee deu finally make it
teu
o u r   d i s t i n a y s h u n
what iss
The Tyler Obedience Training Club
Dog Show
inn
Longbyeu, Texas
whee are
t h e   f i r s t   o n e s   h e r e
so
whee set ub
o u r   k a m b s i t e
beek - a - boo
wright wright
here whee are
h a n g i n g   o u t
whaiting on
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
and
m a t c h   t i m e
and
one ob iss
r e l a c k s e d
and
the otter
habbs
a n t s   i n n   h i s s   b a n t s
*giggles*
thiss trial
iss being held
at
The Longbyeu Ecksibbit Center
wright wright
it iss
a   b e r r y   n i c e   s i t e
and now
here iss
The Pie
finking
he shood show uss
how
it
iss
done
*hahahahaha*
eben
he
laughed
he
iss
s o   f u n n y
he iss whatching
a
l i b b e r
and
gibbing
t h e   t o n g u e
and
a   s l u r b
inn
a n n   t i s s a b a y s u n
o
he iss
a   g o o d   b o y
and
one day soon
whee deu
h o b e
he whill be
s h o w i n g   h i s s   s t u f f
inn
o b e d i e n c e
butt first
I muss show hims
t h e   r o b e s
*nods*
- - - - -
Friday
24f July
and
here I amb
whorking on
m y   m e n t a l   g a m e
while
Little Dasher
l e a d s   t h e   c h e e r s
[quietly, fank dog]
*haha*
wright wright
teuday
iss
My   R a l l y   A d b a n c e d
daybyeu
wright wright
off leash
. . .
make that
O F F   L E A S H
and
unforehewnuttly
deu teu
h a n d l e r   n e r b e s
and
a   b i g   f a t   h a n d l e r   e r r o r
whee deu knot
Q
. . .
butt
that's ok
on a counta
I amb still
sbending the day
wif
m y   b e s t   f r i e n d
m y   m o m
and
t h e   p i e
and
l e s s o n s   l e a r n e d
there iss all so
t e u m o r r o w
and now
a whord a bout
t h e   w h e f f e r
. . .
it
iss
b o i l i n g
1 0 1   d e g r e e s   F
. . .
what my face
deus knot say
. . .
t h e   c r i s b y   g r a s s e s
deus
now
here whee are
b a c k   i n n   s i d e
where
it iss
a   l o n g   d a y
ass
whee are whaiting
on
m a t c h   t i m e
teu
whork on
t h e   h a n d l e r ' s   h a n d l i n g
*nods biggerously*
and
while whee whait
whee diss cubber
s o m e   o n e
habbs been
e t t i n g
The Pie's AKC Tag
[and the otters are nibbly teu]
*hmmm*
wheu cood that be
*tsk tsk*
- - -
o
here whee are
b a c k   a t   t h e   q u i n t a
where
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
whalk
then
eat
drink
and
whalk
again
and then
whee all sit down
teu
w h a t c h   m o d e r n   f a m b i l y
before
the mom tucks uss inn
and
slibs
o u t   t e u   d i n n e r
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
Saturday
25f July
Day Teu
ob
Adbanced Rally
and
s c o r e
yess yessss
o u r   f i r s t   q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
whee habbs
F U N
wright wright
the Handler
makes
a   n o d d e r   b i g   m i s t a k e
butt
whee are
l e a r n i n g
for
a   n a b
ok
more like
q u i e t   t i m e
ok
s o r t a
wright wright
whee deu
ebenchewally
s e t t l e   d o w n
and
P i e
and
the Mom
whatch
a litle
R e b a
o
yess yesss
he deu lubbs
teu
w h a t c h   t e e   b e e
butt
knot ass much
ass
he likes teu
r u m b l e
and
ass hiss
b i g   b r o d d e r
I deu
h u m b l y   o b l i g e
and
here he iss
showing yeu
hiss
*batented
u n d e r - r e u [ f ]
moob
*uh*
what
o
> yada yada obedience trial yada yada <
>  yada yada whell trained <
> yada yada born inn a barn yada yada <
then
k n o c k   i t   o f f
- - -
o
ok
then
whee deu go back teu
the arena
where
I deu
g r e a t   f i n g s
inn
t h e   m a t c h
*nods*
- - - - -
Sunday
26f July
and
yeu guessed it
s c o r e
yess yesss
a nodder
q u a l i f y i n g   s c o r e
and
much
b e t t e r   h a n d l i n g
ecksebt
for
o n e   d u m b   f i n g
what she did
butt
a l l   f i n g s   c o n s i d e r e d
I deu
l u b b s   h e r
and
I whill
k e e b s   h e r
*nods*
now
here iss
m y   o f i s h u l l   p h o t o
o
what
a
g r e a t   w h e e k e n d
~
wif
m a n y   m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
for
t h e   g r e a t   t r a i n i n g
t h e   s u b b o r t
and
t h e   f r i e n d s h i b
~
whee are
a berry berry lucky
boy and mom
- - - - -
Teusday
28f July
Mom
iss still
t i r e d
butt
f i n g s
are
getting
a bit
back teu
n o r m a l
a
round
here
comblete
wif
t h e   z e u m s
and
now
b a c k   i n n
where
I whill gibbs Yeu
some
P i e   T i m e
wright wright
he
habbs
hims
t r a i n i n g   t i m e
then
hims
t i m e   t e u   t a l k
yeu know
c h i t   c h a t

wif
the mom
o
yeah
they deu habbs
t h e i r   m o m e n t s
and now
. . .
f a m b i l y   t i m e
*collecktibb sigh*
awwwwww
- - -
what quickly becomes
t h i s s
then
t h i s s
then
whee hear
k n o c k   i t   o f f
and
w h e e   d e u
untill
w h e e   d e u   k n o t
then
w h e e   d e u
then
I know
iffin
whee muss
k n o c k   i t   o f f
I muss
l e a b e   t h e   p i e
teu
k n o c k   i t   o f f
wif
the tiger
*nods*
- - - - -
Whednesday
29f July
and
here iss the sun
setting
ober
M y   S k o o l
the
agility field
and
the
b u s i n e s s   y a r d
and
now
P i e   T i m e
wright wright
he deus
b e r r y   g o o d
inn
hiss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s
class
ob course
t h e s e   b i c k s h e r s
are
tooken
a f t e r   c l a s s
when
he iss
whorking on
t h e   p h o t o   c h a l l e n g e
*um*
s i t
s m i l e
deer
dog
but
t h a t   t o n g u e
a
whay
*giggles*
- - -
now
here iss
m e
inn
my
R a l l y
class
o
yeah
r o c k i n g   i t
gibbing yeu
the
h a b b y
and
whorking
a l l   o b   t h e   c o u r s e s
o f f   t h e   l e a s h
and
while I get
g r e a t   g r a d e s
the Handler
gets
thiss
f e e d b a c k
. . .
deu knot be a
c r a n k y b a n t s
*giggles*
butt
o
lord
she
iss
s o   t i r e d
- - - - -
Fursday
30f July
and now
a little story
. . .
while whee were out ob town
someone backed inn teu
and knocked down
o u r   s t r e e t   l i g h t
now
ecksackly one wheek later
here they are
butting ub
a   n e w   b o l e *
* unfortunately, the fixture has no bulb.
* update 9 August 2015 still no bulb
- - -
and now
here iss
Little Dasher
at
B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y
where
he whorks
t h e   o b s t a c k l e s

a   f r a m e


d o g   w h a l k

and
again

and then
t e e t e r
w h e a b e s
j u m b s
. . .
o yeah
and
hiss mose faborite
. . .
t h e   b a b y   b o o l
*shakes head*
he
iss
r i d i c u l o u s
*sigh*
- - - - -
Friday
31f July
and
flash back
teu
t h e   o l d   d a y s
here
I amb
o u t
and
* s m o o c h *
o
and
b a c k   i n n
for
The Traditional Fambily Nab
what
iss
n u f f i n g
eben
remotely
similar teu
a   n a b
butt
more
t h e   b e g i n n i n g
ob
o u r   w h e e k e n d
o u r   t i m e
T E U G E F F E R
Habby Big Fird Friday
~
Habby Wheek End
~
dear friends
let's make the most ob it

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  2. doodz ...nice ta see ewe bak.....pie...ewe iz noe longer a puppee thatz for sure...look how big ewe iz now !!! reuf...♫♫♫ best fishes, mice creem dishes & happee be lated birthday wishes two ewe dood....hope de yeer a head is filled with happee nezz & health...conga ratz on all yur ribbons & yur art werk and dawg hammick ROCK DE HOUZ !!! happee week a head doodz ♥♥♥♥♥

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    1. we hada spellin izzue with de furst comment !!! ♥♥♥

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  3. Reuf,
    Every issue is more jam packed that the one before it.
    You guys rock with what all you do and your handler must have the patience of Job.
    Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
    Cousins Emma and Jesse

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  4. You sure are a busy pup, Reuf!

    Monty and Harlow

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