How I Spent My Saturday

wif subtitle:
Why I Hate CommyCast Cable

Whee haff naught habbed
our mose watched teebee channels
fur the last monf.
It whas sposed teu be ficksed
this past Fursday
be tween 2 and 4.

At 4:10pm,
whee did receibe a call
that the technician whas in route,
and at 10pm
they did say they wood
mose definitely be here
Saturday (teuday) be tween 8 and 10am.
It whas a lie, and...
This iss how I sbent my day.

Teu different creus dis ebentually come.
Teu guys came at 1130am
and stayed quite a while.
They did say they cood naught ficks the broblem.

Free more people did finally come
at 4pm
and they did stay all mose
FOREBBER.
Doors were oben.
Gate whas oben.
So I did get teu to go out
butt on a string.

I did habbs teu eben
"go" on a string.

Ebbery single fing I did,
I did on a string.

Here whee are heading back
in ob doors...

and I amb asking...
Must I go back teu my reum???

The answer whas
Yes Yes
Back Teu My Reum

There are worse fings
than the string,
like...

No Animal Blanet
fur a monf.

And though I sbent mose ob my day in my reum,
and the Mom did miss
the GRRH Meet & Greet...

All is right wif the world now.
TeeBee iss back on air, and
I amb cuddled ub wif my Mom.

The Mom iss a combassionate and gibbing soul,
and I lubbs her so berry much.
I'll bet she makes teumorrow
a day full ob fun
and deus naught take me fur a baff
or nail clibbing or no fing like that.

Wishing Yeu a Sunday full ob Fun...