What Habbened Teu The Weekend

Habby Sunday

 Teuday
I did a lot ob
seuperbising.

 I all so did deu
a lot ob posing.

 It whas berry tiring work...

butt I did deu it. 

 Thiss iss my
Artist
pose.

 And teu my lebt...

what iss teu yeur right...

 My Self Bortrait

 Deu Yeu see
the resemblance?

 A Close Ub
wif flash

 

 A Close Ub

wif out flash

 Berry Scary...
No???
.....
And sbeaking ob
Scary
.....
Yesterday
the Mom and I took the trolley teu
Howl-O-Ween Fest

Whee did habbs big blans,
comblemenatry costumes...
It was going teu be
BIG.
FUN.
... butt I got berry sick in the trolley.
I mean, berry sick...
juss ass whee were bulling in teu
the barking lot.
So the Mom,
not wanting me teu endure a big costume
 called an audible,
and I dressed as
A Horse.

 Whee made it teu
The GRRH Boof.

I did try teu feel good. 

Really.

I tried.

butt treuf fully
I whanted teu
Go Home.

 And whee did.
Unforcheunuttly
I did get eben
sicker
on the whay home.

.....
I did nab all abternoon.
And I did hunker down
fur the night.

I whas feeling berry boorly.
I whas gleued teu my the Mom.

I did whish she whas
a kangareu
so I cood crawl in her pouch.

I did sweeb berry soundly.
And I did wake ub feeling better. 

 I did habbs a cub ob rice fur breakfast
and chiggin and rice fur dinner and...
so far so good.

Yeu might wonder
why I worked so hard teuday
abter feeling so boorly...
whell...
The Facktory
[arkiteck-churrull firm]
where my the Mom works
iss habbing a
Bumbkin Carbing Contest.

Coming Soon:
Pickshers ob
Our Bumbkin Disblay
.....
Please teu whish us
LUCK.
Prizes are
BIG BUCKS,
and
MINE will go teu RESCUE.