Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Lubbs iss a Bully Stick Edition

Happy Friday Night
wif
The Wrights
I amb Reufus
and I whill be
Yeur Host fur The Ebening. 
I deu lubbs teu take thiss time
teu share wif yeu
the berry high lights ob my week.
And look...
No String
Yess Yess
I did gets teu take a run frew
The Back Yard Buffet. 
 It iss so berry good teu
juss let loose
stretch my legs and
RUN.
Ob course, all that running deus make me
HUNGRY.
Fore chewnuttly, I deu habbs this
Fabulous Acorn Bar...
butt berry sadly,
The Bouncer 
enforces a one acorn limit.
- - - - -
In odder neus,
I habbs my the Mom back.
Wif the ecksepshun ob some medicinal unbleasantries,
she iss all most combletely back teu normal.
And that iss a berry good fing
 on a counta
whee habbs so berry much teu deu.
Out there iss...
Agility Equibment calling my name.
Abter all...
Those boles are knot going teu
weabe themselbes.
Juss saying. 
Yess Yess
Now iss the time
fur all golden boys teu
get busy...
get back teu
The Acorn Bar...
 or deus
the chiggin legs.
And then when the night time deus fall,
it iss time teu make
knot so subtull demands.
- - - - 
"Mom I whant some fing."
 "Mom I whant some fing."
"Mom I whant some fing." 
"Mom I whant some fing." 
 "Mom I whant some fing."
"Mom I whant some fing." 
Yess Yess Yess Yess Yess
THAT
iss
ECKSACKLY
what I whant.
Bully Bully Bully
 And may I take thiss moment teu say...

Lubbs is bayshunt. Lubbs iss kind.
 Lubbs iss nebber habbing teu say
"Gimme the bully stick or
I'll steal it off the counter my own self."
and

Lubbs
is a 
the Mom 

wheu
[1] knows the precise moment the stick is teu short,
and she makes a sweet game ob taking it a way.
and
[2] knows a sweet boy
wants teu chase a bully stick wif
a fresh bowl ob
Ozarka Sbring Waters.
ahhhhhhhhh....
 And now
ass the time fur

Friday Nighty Night
draws near,
I can knot helb butt fink...

Life is Good.
Fridays are Great.
and
Saturdays are Seuberb.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Valentine & Back teu Normal Edition

Habby Friday, My Friends
I deu hobes Yeu all did habbs a
Habby Balentine's Day
 I lubbs juss a bout
ebbery single fing a bout Life
butt one of my faboritest of fings iss...
SURBRISES.
And yesterday when
My The Balentine
did come home...
she brought
BRESENTS
 fur Her
T'Reuf Lubbs
 I deu looks berry reserbed
butt I habbed all ready
run away wif
the burble bone, the bink heart
and the monkey
while
My The Balentine
readied the camera.
It iss hard teu
curb enfeusiasm
when yeu juss
LUBBS STUFF
SO MUCH 
butt I all so deu lubbs
My The Balentine
and she deu lubbs teu haff
My The Botographer
take the bickshers.
 YIPPEE
we are done.
XOXO

Now I whill tell Yeu
what did I deu fur
My The Balentine...
Wif the helbs ob
My the Aunt Davalyn,
I did habbs a surbrise ub my...
heart sbeckled bandana.
I eben signed it.
My Lubbs
whill all so soon be receibing
Golden Wall Art by Bill Tosetti
 I deu hobes she lubbs it...
and now let's get back teu
Me.
XOXO 
- - - - -
Neckst teu Balentine's Day...
Friday iss the Best.
And
How O How can a Friday
be eben better...
GRUB DELIBERY.
Yess Yess Yess.
I fink I wood make a
Awesome Taste Consultant,
SbokesBoy 
and
GReat Model.
fur
FOODABLES.
Juss saying.
- - - - -
Yeu haff all been so berry kind,
caring and concerned a bout
the Mom's healf.
I amb habby teu rebort that
she iss much much better.
- - - - -
Fings are getting back teu normal.
And teuday,
the Mom and I joined Miss Dyson
and did a bit ob dusting.
 Fur yeur record,
I whas
The Seuberbisor
and
Insbecktor.
 Thiss iss me
pondering what
"knot yeurs"
means.
 This iss me
finking I cood be
The SbokesBoy
and
GReat Model
fur
"knot yeurs"
[books and stuffies and such] 
And ass these
Friday Night Lights
grow dim...
I amb GRateful.
 Friday
iss juss
The Tib ob The Weekend
- - - - -
Habby Tib, My Friends