Wednesday, February 13, 2013

My Pal Dexter's Guess A Number & Valentine Surprise

Habby Balentines Day
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I deu lubbs
Surbrises...
 And I did receibe on in my mail bocks...
a  berry sniff worfy
 and ecksiting backage in the mail.
Yeu see...


did haff a guess the number
I am finking and win
A Bully Stick.
I haff nebber ebber habbed a bully stick,
so I used my noggin and guessed
The Right Number 
between 1 and 100 what whas
2
I guessed the right number on a counta...

February 7f, 2013...
whas
Habby 2f Birfday, Dexter Clark.

Now teu let yeu know...
I did furst meet
My Bal Dexter
when he whas tending bar
at a dance.
I did knot haff an ID
so he did only serbe me
Surely Dimbles.
Whee made fast Bals
and haff been good friends ebber since.
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Eubsy, I digress...
I whas berry ecksited teu shnoof the backage
on a counta I knew my bully stick whas in there...
butt then I did all so see...
a nodder enbelobe.
What O What
deu yeu fink
Dexter
did fur me...
Let's oben it, Mom.
Whee obened it ub
and there whas
all manner ob good shmelling
and all so fun fings.
I cood eben smell
Dexter.
There whas
A Balentine
Some Sweethearts...
one ob which
I did eat right quick.
I'll bet
the Dexter
ate a few teu.
And then teu, there whas...
* drum roll*
The Bully Stick

Check it out.
A Cool Dog Tag.
Wif this Cute Balentine

Here iss the back ob the dog tag.
I whill wear it wif pride.
And now enough ob the photos...
It's time...
teu ease in fur some
Sweet Hearts...
and grab my bully stick and
RUN
Blurry bicksher
on a counta
I had teu be chased down.
I amb a berry lucky boy
 on a counta my the Mom
did let me settle in berry close teu her
 teu enjoy
my tasty delicacy.
I did all so habbs fun wif it. 
 I tossed it a time or teu.
And I bounced on it.
Yes Yes. 
 I haff a new faborite
hobby.
Fank Yeu
so muchly teu


Yeu are
An Awesome Friend.
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Habby Balentine's Day
teu
Yeu All.

10 comments:

  1. Hey Reufus,
    What a wonderful surprise and Valentine gift.
    Remember don't use that Bully Stick as a swizzler stirrer for your drink.

    Cousins,
    Hamish & Emma

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  2. Weu, heu, Reufus! What a very nice gift from your pal Dexter (did I see him on the Westminster Dog Show? He looks familiar!) Did you have a Bully Stick before or is this your furst one? You might take it a little easy if it is #1! So how is the Mom? Is she weller than she was? I wish you both a Happy Valentimes Day!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  3. Woof! Woof! CUTE n SWEET! Happy Valentine's Day. Golden LOVE. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  4. What a great gift from a great friend!!

    *♥´¨)
    ¸.-´¸.-♥´¨) ¸.-♥¨)
    (¸.-´ (¸.-` ♥♥´¨) ♥.-´¯`-.- ♥HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

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  5. Happy Valentine's Day! I'm glad you had such a sweet surprise for this special day!

    Bunny

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  6. Happy Valentines Day for yesterday.
    We hope it was a great one.
    Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. How very sweet! Happy Valentine's Day, sweet Reufus!

    ...and Happy Birthday, Dexter!

    Sam

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  8. What a wonderful Valentine's Day you had and I can't think of a more worthy Little Man to receive such wonder-ments in the mail ☺.

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  9. What a terrific Balentine, Reufus! Habby Second Birthday, Dexter!

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  10. And weu are KHOOl teu!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: Bullystikhks ROKHK! I had my traditional Saturday night khonsumption!

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