Friday Night Wrights: A Berry Wet Week Edition

Habby Friday

and 

Wecome

teu our 

A Berry Wet Week Edition 

ob

Friday Night Wrights

Juss like many ob

Our Friends,

in the 

Drought Stricken Souf West,

whee habbed learned teu

Welcome

The Rains,

eben wif the flash bangs, muds and wet grasses.

And in 

Reufus, Texas 

thiss week...

whee habbed enjoyed...

yea... celebrated...

quite a big drink ob 

Modder Naychers Waters

Ob course

these wets 

what habbs fallen from the sky

habbs altered the week's acktibities...

butt I amb getting a head ob myself.

Eubsy...

*ahem*

I wood like teu join

Our Regularly Scheduled Brogramming

what iss

Our Feature 

entitled

Fings Whee Did Thiss Week

and the best and mose ecksiting

ob all...

- - - - -

Whee Celebrated

My Uncle Tom's Birfday

and ass a bart ob it...

I held down 

The Fort 

[aka my little reum]

while the Mom, the Aunt Dav and

My Uncle T

sneaked out on Saturday fur

A Fun Celebrayshun!

I amb blanning a nodder barty fur him

what incleudes

boaf foods AND acktibities!!!

- - - - -

Sunday

Whee did get berry ecksited

teu book a last minute abailability at

Rummy's Beach Club

butt after whee boarded

The Trolley

and trabelled about twenty minutes,

Rummy's called and said

the radar whas saying bad fings...

so whee turned around

and enjoyed 

the funder storms at home.

...

The Rest ob the Week

what whas much the same.

There whas

the okayshunall sun shine

the regular and darting squirrels

the clockwork and low flying cardinal

the always reusting dubbs...

 and a nodder big sbider

Whee habbs habbed 

mosely sunny mornings

And here iss the Mom

stretching her self ober

the tob ob me.

wif

The Morning Sun

on my back in the yards...

and all ob us
 heading back
teu the back door.

...

And now juss fur grins,

here iss

The After Noon Sun

shining her bright face on me.

 And there iss the
now let me in.

And here iss Uss
working on

Our The Team Building Ecksersizes.

 I deu lubbs thiss work.

I deu gets a bit ob 

stretching my legs, bit ob run, bit ob freedom

 on a counta

I deu come when called.

Yess Yessssssssss.

...

And sbeaking ob such fings,

Double Header Fursday 

did come round and whee did board

The Trolley

fur

My Skool.

Yess Yesssssssss.

Obedience then Agility

and yeu whill nebber ebber

in a billion years

beliebe what yeu are about teu read

butt...

I did great.

Whee did great.

 I mean...

Whee habbs TONS teu learn.

Whee habbs a LONG whay teu go.

Butt Fursday Night

whee relished juss a bit

whee stobbed and shniff the broberial roses

whee were juss a bit broud

on a counta 

whee feel a bit ob brogress

whee glimbse a bit ob light 

at the end ob the tunnel.

[hahaha... agility joke]

Yess Yesssss

it whas a great night 

and a great morning

on a counta

the Mom tooken a baycayshun day

wif the good intenshuns ob going teu

The Reliant World Series ob Dog Shows

Me and My Bal Louie Weiner

 butt wif many facktors inbolbed,

incleuding being the berry dead butt tired

from all manner ob stuff

boaf related teu me and also knot...

Hanging wif Louie

 The Mom tooken teuday teu

lay in a bit wif 

her sweet boy

catch ub a bit

on the phone wif her friends

and then off she did run

and back she did come wif...

The Costco Bounty

There isssss

A Baked Chicking 

in thisss bocks.

 There iss all so

A Big Bunch ob Bunny Bounty Carrots

 juss fur the Me.

...

 Ob course,

it whas raining when the Mom returned.

 Here iss me 

taking a small moment teu

*smile*

 and here iss

The Crob

ob

A Berry Wet Week

 ...

A Rainy Afternoon

 *skweek*

 *tee bee* 

 *loll* 

  *loll* 

 *roll...ober*  

 *say wha...*  

  *watching 'Ellen'* 

  *loll* 

  *loll* 

 *loll*  

Blease teu 

Rub My Belly.

Blease .

Or...

 better yet,

shmuggle.

 Yess Yessss.

SHMUGGLE

followed by

DINNER.

I whill habbs

The Friday Night Reufus Combo

salmon & botato Blue

salmon & legeum Horizon Legacy

 fresh carrots ala Costco

fresh sbring water ala Ozarka
NOM

 ...
and then before I cood go out ob doors,
the lawn deuds arribed in the rain
and they did deu their fing
in the rain.

 And while I did wait teu go out,
I did bisit wif my friends about
Blans fur Teumorrow.

 Here iss
My Wet Yard
after the yard deuds left.

 Here iss
My Crabe Myrtle.

 And here iss
Me Flabbin My Ear.

And now ass

a bart ob

Teumorrow's Botenshull Blans

...

The Mom

might take

The Me

teu

The Reliant Park World Series ob Dog Shows

so I tooken

a baff,

at home

wif

Buddy Baff,

 leabing much fur,
much wets,
much mess,
be hind.

 Yess Yessssss
Dirty Hairy Dog Wash
iss
The Bomb
butt here iss me

all mose dry 

 yea
drying my own self

Thiss rug makes a great towel. 

 What?
Yeu wanna dry me more?

 *sigh*

 Kiss Me.

 I amb feeling berry sbry.

And there iss lots ob stuff
teu dry my self on in here. 

 And when I asked,
the Mom tooken me out ob doors,

butt freatened me about taking
a sweet roll...

 --I'm clean, trying to stay clean--

  --I'm clean, trying to stay clean--

  --I'm clean, trying to stay clean--

  --I'm clean, trying to stay clean--

  --I'm clean, trying to stay clean--

 --I'm clean, trying to stay clean-- 

  --The Mom's Mantra Worked--
and that brings uss teu
our regular segment
what iss called
- - - - -
The Friday Night Cheu

 I see it.
I offer behabior fur it.

 I
*get it*

 I lubbs it.

And once gone,
I get quite bouncy wif
my skweeeeeeeky toy

 and then settle in fur
a rest.

Yess. Yesssssss.
I deu hobes
teu go teu the dog show teumorrow. 

 I deu know
howebber
that my the Mom worries about
my feetsies
on the way in and the way out,

 and she deus also worry about
my BIG businesses 
while I amb
IN
there.

The Mom says whee whill firm ub
Our Blans
in the morning,

so fur now and until then...

I bray fur

Cool Feetsies

on the babement teumorrow,
and mose imbortantly fur now and fur ebber...

Healing, Comfort, Lubbs and Subborts

 fur All My Friends in Need...