Special Saturday Edition: It's My Birfday

Welcome 

and 

Fank Yeu All

fur joining

My Birfday Celebrayshun.

I amb yeur host fur the ebening.

My name iss Reufus

and I amb

Free.

Free Years Old.

 It feels like juss yesterday 

I whas 

Teu Years Old.

 Now teu be berfeckly honest,

whee deu knot know my real birfday.

Yeu see, 

I whas estimated teu be

6 teu 8 monfs old when 

 I found My the Mom...

According teu the maff-maticks

my birfday wood be in July, August or Sebtember...

and since I amb named after 

My Grandfather...

Whee chose hiss birfday teu celebrate my own.

July 6f
My Birfday

After many shmuggles 

and kisses

and sweet songs,

whee got ub berry early this morning

esbeshully fur a Saturday.

I ate a breakfast ob

Kibble and Kantaloube

and then pitifully

whatched the Mom 

shower and get ready teu leabe 

our home

teu go teu 

My Skool

wifout the star steudent

what iss 

Me.

*bow*

 She whas gone some seberal hours

butt shortly after she came home

the berry best fing in the world habbened...

My Aunt Karen 

came to bisit.

And the second best fing what habbened whas...

She brought a big bag ob

Birfday Fings fur Reufus

incleuding 

A Baycayshunning Monkey 

How deu I know he iss on baycayshun?

Why on a counta 

he iss wearing shorts,

Silly.

And now I deu habbs teu tell yeu about the otter

best fing about teuday

what the Aunt Karen did bring...

Banana and Beanut Butter Krunch Ice Cream 

 Banana.

and

Beanut Butter.

Krunch!!!

O. Em. Dee.

It whass SOOOO good.

- - - - -

Now mose ob yeu know

how the Mom iss

and also

how the Photographer iss

so now I bresent yeu wif

The Birfday Photo Sheut

...

At furst,

The Photographer set ub 

My Gifts from Aunt Karen

in the traditional gift chair...

butt there whas teu much sun

coming in the window.

So...

ober teu the odder side ob the reum

whee went.

[note teu the curious: no chairs were moobed fur this sheut>

whee habbs teu identickal chairs.] 

Look Look
My fashing wardrobe juss
receibed an ubdate.

 And teu Aunt Karen,
these mean so much...
I whill wear them wif
lubbs in my heart.

Also in that great big bag whas

My Monkey, My Long Ear Skweeky, My Monkey Tug,

My Link Sossigs Skweeky

My Trabel Bowl Set 

 I deu lubbs them all
and now
Let Us Blay.

Now ass I mentioned,
the Handler sbent the morning at
My Skool
bolunteering at
A Agility Show & Go
wif broceeds benefitting teu berry worf while causes.

 The show and benefit
incleuded
A Swell Raffle
and yeu whill nebber guess what...

okay
I whill tell yeu.
I sent her off wif a little ticket money,
and I whas a
WINNER.

Yess Yesss
I won this swell training bag
and it whas loaded...

Inside
there whas
Fun Fings
and also
Skool Fings.

 Yess Yesss
A Duck Launcher and Teu Blush Disky Fings.
A Swell Tug Toy
[what I stoled twice during thiss sheut]

A Long Line.
A Tab.

 And in that blastick tub...
Bumbkin Oat Treats.

 Sooooo Nommy.
...

 From My the Mom
I did receibe
juss a few fings.

 I got a funny looking
frow and tug toy.

Some Zuke's Greens.
[since my landscabe treat habbs been remoobed]
and
Nommy Nom Nommy Libber Loaf. 

Ob course,
my big gift whas
My Neu Fences.

 And I did also enroll in 

A Agility Skills Class...

and
*clears froat*
Some Bribate Lessons
fur
whell
yeu know.

...
And juss when I fought
the gift gibbing whas ober...
I whas bresented wif
*drum roll*
A Benison Joe's Antler.

 Out ob the backage
and I amb
away

 and ub on
the big bed.

I deu hobes whee are starting
a neu tradition...
The Saturday Night Cheu. 

It's been a wonderful birfday.
The Mom tells me I amb also on
a waiting list fur
A Sweet Birfday Swim.
Sounds great!
butt until then
how about
A Sweet Roll.

 O Yess Yesss
in
The Lush Grasses.

Fank Yeu
fur joining me on
My Sbeshull Day. 

I get
berry grate full and also
Full ob The Giddies
ober toys and treats and gifts
butt treuly
from the bottom ob my heart...

My Friends are My Real Treasures.

Iff yeu blease teu habbs reum in yeur foughts and brayers,
I ask yeu teu remember
the fambilies of those wheu habbs lost their lubbed ones...
My lubbed ones Holly, Sam and Hamish wheu are fighting the battles,
Miss Helen wheu is recubbering from a seizure teunight,
and all ob those wheu are facing their challenges.

My lubbs iss flowing
and
My brayers are rolling.