Friday Night Wrights: The Stunningly HumDrum Edition

Habby Habby Habby

Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Our The Stunningly HumDrum Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights 

Yess Yessss

ass neus goes,
it habbs been
a bretty slow week.

I mean
...
lass weekend
ass
I whas
butting the bow on
Our Friday Night Wrights:
The Birfday Edition
whee did habbs
the floods and the flashbangs

 and
whell
*ahem*
I whas beside myself
wif
the worry

and

the 2x2 gaffering

and

double file boarding

butt

the Mom and I

did manage teu

sweeb

ass whell ass bossible

...

and

whee did a whake

teu

a flooded yard

what did stay flooded all day

...

and here iss

my reackshun

teu

the Mom

deciding teu

meet friends for an early

Saturday Dinner

...

foo-eee

Deus she knot know

there iss

no better combany

the me

...

whell

it did come teu her

on a counta

she rushed home teu

watch

The Aggie Game

wif

her main squeeze

yess yessss

Texas A&M v. smu

 it whas
...uhh...ahh...umm...

a bit ob
a sneuzzzer 

42-6 at the end ob the fird

and

Johnny habbed already retired

and
I habbed tooken
command

ob
the Mom's lab

o
I deu lubbs it there.

My Aggies did whin

42-13

butt the game whee whatched

whas knot that close

*tuts*

- - - - -

And now for

the one big fing

what habbened thiss week

what iss also

our regular feature

called

...

My Ackademia Day

at

My Skool

*cue angels teu sing*

Wednesday Night
Trolley Ride

Here I amb
at a stob light.
It abbears I habbs
a four leaf clober
on
my ear

but in real life
I deu knot
I juss habbs
ecksitement and habbiness
on
my sweet face

yess yesss
I deu

whell
also
a bit ob
steudiousity
[noun. meaning boy-o-boy-boy
I'm about teu learn a bunch ob fings
and eat a lot ob
chees and bork libbers
deuing it]

and
ass
the Mom / Concierge / Agent
the Handler
brings in my bag, bockses, targets and brobs

here I amb
in
The Green Reum

Teunight

iss

a double header

Agilty Basicks
ub furst

and then
Nobice Obedience

yess yessss
I worked on
my jumb teckneeks
my body awarenesses

my flecksibility
my take offs
my wrabbing
my backing ubs

and then
and then
and then
My Obedience Class
whas
G R E A T

whee worked on
ring behabiors:
ecksitements
connecktibities
and
control

and also
my berformance
ob
the figure ate
inn side
and
out side

and then
and then
and then
whee did end wif
*drum roll*
sit for exam

On the lass bass

I did take

*a hand on the head

run down my back*

wif out so much ass a flinch

*wheu heu*

...

and now a word about

My Fursday

...

My Agility Class Day

...

the Mom came home

from

a long hot afternoon

on a job site

and

wif her she brought

a horror ob a head ache

and
the only fing what helbed
whas
darknesses

and
subborts

and
belly rubs

what then
on the down side
deus
sbell out
h o o k y

yess yesss

much teu

my shuh-grin

whee blayed it

- - - - -

and now

here iss

a berry little dock-yeu-mented

time ob my week

what iss

My Friday Morning

ass an ass-ide
here iss
a late bleumer

and here iss me
shneufing

and
shneufing

and
here I amb
answering the Mom's question

no
I habbs no otter businesses

no no
I deu knot

and wif that
ecksblanayshun
I whas whisked in teu
my little reum
and
whee said our good byes
and then
...
and now
what follows here is
our regular feature
what iss called
- - - - -
My Friday Afternoon

yess yesss
one ob the furst fings
on our agenda
whas
a nab

cool airs blowing

soft
teebee
aww-dee-o

the Mom
so-lill-o-kwees

and
lubbings

and then there whas also
Mister Bubble Time

him I deu lubbs

and then
the Mom
did fink teu get all
broducktibbs
and stuff

by inboking
the name ob
Miss Dyson

and all ob
her sucky conduckt
>juss look how full ob my furs she already iss<

that said
I amb
SO
knot a fraid ob her.
SO knot.

and now

here iss a bit about

Odder Friday Chores

yess yessss
whee did a bit ob
laundry

and then also whee did

some finking

...

ATT

did recently gibbs uss

a brize

whee did habbs the choice ob
teu tablets
[what whee already habbs a great one]
a kindle fire
[what whee habbs kindle abbs on many debices]
a m-bee-free musick fingy
[what whee habbs no musick teu blay on]
or
an XBOX 360

Obbiously
whee bicked
the XBOX 360

and now
whee ask yeu
...

what can whee deu wif thiss fing

what shood whee deu wif thiss fing

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and now fur

our features what are called

Otter Fings About My Friday

whee did habbs
dark skies
and
a good soaking rain

and

I did habbs

a bizza frizzbee blay beriod

I butt my chin on it
fur the camera
butt
I did I did.

I also did habbs

a chomb on my deu claw

and
a lick ubon my baw
butt
I whas tole
...
no...No... NO

butt
yess yesss
I can lubbs on
Mister Bubble

O
and fur all ob yeu what wonder
here iss how it looks
when
I amb a bout teu
jumb ubon yeu
on
the big bed

*tuts*
and now fur
Friday Afternoon Yard Fings
...
after the yard creu left
whee walked

I shneufed

I mean
I really shneufed

and then

...

whee came in ob doors

...

and

I whas conbinced

it iss
d i n n e r   t i m e
...
and out came
the eggs

yesss yesssssssss
thus begins the brebarayshun ob
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legumes kibbles
scrambled egg
green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

here iss
me
anticibating
for it

here iss me
running
for it

here iss
it
along wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters

here iss me
waiting
for it

here iss me
getting it

and now

Out for Our After Dinner Out

I always deu lubbs teu deu
a surbay

the lawn deudes
[aka grass stealers]
habbs been here

so there are many more shmells

butt wif
all the work and workers
in the yard
the critters habbs tooken the day off

butt
hey hey
check out the bretty sky

and now let's make

our rounds

and
check the berimeter

haha
here yeu are
bringing ub

my rear

hahaha
and here I amb

offering ub
a sit

a stay

seriously

*seriously*

hahahahahah

and now

here I amb

in ob doors
killing a bit ob time
until
my next big fun regular feature

so I bresent teu yeu
MTF
:my tail fluff:

MBF
:my belly furs:

...
I amb
a Lubber
I amb

I amb
a Loller
I amb

I amb
a Shmuggler
I amb
...
and now I bresent teu yeu
MEF
:my elbow fluff:

Forget the Fluff

blease teu lubbs
the shneufer
on a counta
it really lubbs yeu

*kisses*

and now here I amb

following

the Mom

*ahem*
Deu Yeu know what time it iss...
I know what time it iss...

it iss
Follow The Mom Time

it iss
*drum roll*
time for
our regular feature

what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

*imbulse control*

*imbulse control*

yibbeeee
*get it*

o my o my o my o my

I deu lubbs
My Friday Night Cheu

*wheuuuuuuu*

- - - - -

The end ob a HumDrum Week

and now

I lay me down teu

sweeb

My Friends

mean

ebberyfing teu me

...
and

I continue teu mourn the losses ob
My Good Friend Sam

and

My Good Friend Keisha

...
I amb grate full for Stunning.
I amb grate full for HumDrum
I amb grate full for Ebbery Single Day

I amb grate full for Friends