Friday Night Wrights: The Nuts Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu

The Nuts Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights

Ass yeu may recall
from
our the last week's edition

my the Staff
iss running a bit fin

ass all so are
my the Actibities

Whee habbs sbent most ob
thiss week
juss trying
knot teu habbs an
odder accident

so when it came teu be
game time
on
Saturday
I whas a bit nerbous.
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and now
Sebtember
brings teu uss
College Football
and while whee might juss be
the only
Aggie and Longhorn Fans
in all ob the world
...
whee really are
butt mosely whee are
Texas A&M Fans

so whee watched
the A&M v. Rice
game
and whee cheered
the blay on the field
and
winced
at some ob the rest.

O Johnny Footbal nee Manziel
...
yeu are blessed wif so much talent
yeu are treuly gibben the gift
the world iss at yeur feetsies
...
yeur team mates debend on yeu

and
so many kids are whatching
bretending teu be yeu
...
why o why
can't yeu juss
check it
grow ub

risce abubb it
...
why o why
muss yeu dribe uss
nuts

furst
yeu dribe me teu the antler
and neckst
teu
the Aunt Karen Ice Cream

*licks and licks and licks libs*
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and now
reeling ober the success ob
Our Holiday Media Release:
Labor Day Makes A Sblash
I offer yeu
Thiss Little Recab
...
After researching
the holiday schedule,
whee boarded
the Trolley

taking
the bery sbeshull route

freu
the hood
teu
45 Norf

and ub teu
Sbring, Texas

exit
Rummy's Beach Club

where
whee deboard
and
...
get on wif
the business
ob
R E T R I E B I N G

my berry mose faborite ball
the little bink ball

the dirty ole man

the birate chiggin

It whas such
a fun day
ob
swimming, rescuing and sweet rolls

and then
whee started finking
what else can whee deu
...

what. else. can. whee. deu.
and that brings uss teu

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Our Berry Sbeshull Labor Day Feature
yess yesss yessssss
My Friend Lisa
did habbs an idea
... ... ...
and then and then and then
... ... ...

out
came
... ... ...
Mister Stubby

He tooken me by
a bit ob a surbrise

butt
I bolted after him

across the grasses

a bit ob blay

a rib

and
a romb

some sbace

and then off whee went teu

the bool

whee were boaf
berry ecksited

yeu see
Mister Stubby
iss the bremier aufority
on
teaching boys teu
Dock Dibe

He iss
a berry brabe boy.

I amb
a swimmer

---Coming Soon---
---A Multi-Bideo Media Release---
...
butt in the meantime
here iss me
retriebing
the toy I whas teu dibe after

and here iss
me and my little buddy

winding fings down

and then
*boof*

Mister Stubby
whas gone

and
I whas in
the Trolley

on my whay
home

I whas
a bit butt knot oberly tired.

The Mom
whas nursing
a berry tired and sore
left quarter

so
whee shmuggled

and
cuddled

Our Holiday
whas wonderful
and
the Mom tooken Teusday
off from the Facktory
teu deu
runnings a rounds

driber license renewal... check
oil change for the trolley... 3 hour wait... UNcheck
Reufus food and treats... CHECK
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and now for
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
Odder Fings About My Week

My Back Yard
habbs become
A Becan Field

The Squirrels
are stribbing the becan tree
and tossing
the nuts
on the ground

what iss making
my the Mom
nuts
on a counta I amb
becan sweebing

at
ebbery obborteunity

errrr
ummm

knot really

seriously

thiss time

and sbeaking ob
NUTS
...
whee continue
the great commycast battle ob twenty-firteen
ober
remoobing the drob line
what
the Mom habbs teu duck under

at
the midboint ob our yard.
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Now iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia
...
Whell

I whas
Home Skooled

thiss week
boaf class days

and what it habbs meant
fur me
iss

going nuts
ober

feetsy
greuming

and while
I deu lubbs offering
my footsy

I deu all so
like teu blay
a game ob footsy

hahaha
here yeu can see
a bit more work
teu be done

now
catch me if yeu can

and
gibbs me back
my footsy

yess yessss
I whill hide
my footsies
under
my chin.
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and now fur
our regular feature
what iss called

My Friday
...
The Mom
brung in all these
bags ob stuffs

I did seuberbise.

I did sneuberbise.

and then
whee were out teu
the back yard [squirrel] buffet

where I did
small business

and
security sweebed
the area
in ass much ass the Mom wood allow

and then ubon
returning teu
the in-ob-doors
...
no eye contackt
no eye contackt
no eye contackt

no eye contackt
no eye contackt
:
and then
the Mom
did say
"drob it"

*thpittt*

"wheu me"
I said

I can knot helb it.

 and now
sbeaking ob
worries
and going
NUTS

forget
healf care woes
forget
Syria
...
the bressing ishyeu ob the day
iss

facebook deleting accounts
based ubon
the number ob baws
yeu habbs,
teu being breferable
four being teu more than acksebtable
so
in brotest
and also in subbort ob my Friends
...
I habbs changed
my brofile photo

[ass some of my friend habbs been locked out,
they habbs been required teu identify their friends
by profile photo
so
I decided teu make it easy for them]
...
and in
Odder Friday News
...
lazy
nab

hand on my noggin
[some swlling-lotsa breusing]

and now

lets deu
a little bit ob

out-ob-doors

mmm mmmm
crumbs

O
and now I almost furgot
- - - - -
Flashback Feature:
A Recreation
- - - - -
when the Mom
did habbs
the really gimby baw

and she did habbs teu
keeb it
elebated

I did
resbeckt
the boundaries ob
my toy bocks

I know knot teu
browse
if knot inbited
butt
...
I did find some toys
what were knot in the bocks
and I did
bring them teu the Mom
...

furst
I did bring
the beetza

then a bit later
I did bring

the bink tug toy

and a while later
I found

the launching lunching duck

and then
a good long while later
after
all the otter toys
habbs been taken away
...
I did bring

teu
the Mom

The Big Bird Habby Face Frisbee

whee blayed wif it
quite a lot
and then

she did teach me how teu
wear it like a hat

---note---
---knot the easiest fing teu learn---

*imbulse control*
*bow*

and now that brings uss teu
Our Regular Feature
what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate
....
Salmon and Legume Kibble
Watermelon

 wait

 release

 *nom nom nom*

and now a glimbse at
the bre-dinner dreul 

hahahaha
and then
we. are. out. 

 and then
we. are. in.

yess yessssss
back in
The News Reum 

are yeu ready for
S O M E     B L O G G I N G 

yess yessss
and sbeaking ob

 that bring uss teu 

our regular feature

what iss called

 The Friday Night Cheu
[note the imbulse control]

 *get it*

*chomb it* 

*rassle it* 

*settle in wif it* 

ahhhh
what a great whay teu relacks
after a kind ob
NUTS
week
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and now
teu gaffer
my foughts

teu fank
The Lord
fur
all the teeny and all so berry huge fings
and teu say

my brayers

I amb so berry fank full for
My Many Blessings
not the least ob which are...
My Friends