Friday Night Wrights - The Calendar Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

The Calendar Edition

Now

teu be forf wright

what follows here iss mosely

a hodge bodge ob 

regularly scheduled ebents

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Teu begin

I wood like teu say

...

Whee are knot barktickularly

seuber stishus

I mean

whee deu habbs some

hinky-nesses

butt

fank fully

Friday the Firteenf

iss knot one ob em

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Change ob Seasons

...

My mose faborite fing about

Fall

iss
the falling ob the temby-teurs

but a nodder fun fing iss

all the new golden calendars

some ob which

celebrate

our reules

and

some ob which

celebrate

each day

butt

I digress,

and now for 

our regular feature

what whee call

...

Fings About My Week

...

I deu lubbs
Stay At Home

 No Hurry Weekends

and also
that odder fun fing
about
Fall
what iss

college football

and so it whas that

wif the
A&M v. Sam Houston State Game
on

Bay Ber Biew Only

...

my curiosity whas beaked

at

the cost ob such
ecks-quizzit entertainment

and then
what habbened
whas

 quite by acksident

ummm
...
I ordered the game.
...
yess yesss

whee dogs
might be denied
 many rights in this world

butt
ordering a 

$40 Bay-Ber-Biew Football Game 

iss
knot one ob them.

Gig Em Ags
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And so it whas that
the Mom and I
stayed in our home
and

whatched 

the game teugeffer. 

yess yesss
the defense whas berry trying

...

the offense whas berry fun.
...

whee did
whin

65 - 28

and

Johnny 

did behabe him own self

 much much better.
...

~Fank Yeu, Coach Sumlin.~

ob course
shortly after the game was ober

the facktory week 

rolled a round

and then what habbened whas

la la la la...

la

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and now for our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...

Wednesday

Double Header Class Night

and here iss
me
in the trolley

I fink yeu can read
the ecksitement in my eyes
on a counta
juss a ahead ob us

what
A GourMet Sossidge Wagon

and
Hot Dog Stand

yess yesss

I amb berry habby teu be

back on 

The KraftyK9 Skool Trolley Route

butt butt butt

...

"FOLLOW THAT MEAT WAGON"

*sigh*

*sossidge bindge aberted*

o whell
I amb still so berry ecksited

teu be returning teu
My Chee Bindge

My Skool

habbing

mosely recubbered from

The Mom's Handler's Big Fall
[sbeaking ob fall.. haha]

yess yesss
Hello Fello Steudents
...

Reufus iss back in the House

and on a counta

the Mom Handler
wif her bum baw

cood knot carry all ob my stuff

in one trib

I took

a little ress bit

here

in

thiss little reum.

My Furst Class

iss

Agility Basicks

and here

I amb in

our faborite corner

and on a counta

I habbs teu classes

back teu back

and on a counta

some ecksersizes 

rekwire a left wrist

...

whee take some breaks

but eben then
the Mom Handler

engages me

and then

ass quickly ass bossible

whee are back on

the arena floors.

yess yessss

fur uss

Agility Basicks

iss a neu twist

on

Agility Techneeks

and

ass whee hone our skills

our confidence grows teu.

...

Neckst Ub

Nobice Obedience Class

I deu lubbs

my obedience class

on a counta

I deu lubbs

my instrucktors

and the whay 

they teach me

If only whee did habbs

a time release bideo

ob

my class attendance 

ober the lass

teu boint fibe years

haha
yeu wood be
shocked and a mazed
and yeu wood say

"Those Instrucktors are Awesome"

and that reminds me teu tell yeu

about
...

My Fursday

Agility Class Night

...

Yess Yess
Wif Fall abbroaching
our days are getting shorter

Juss a few days ago

whee started in the day light

and now

here amb I

before leabing home

in the dark

and here I amb

in the trolley
in the dark

I did habbs

a great night

wif

the berry ecksitement generating

"calls teu side"

and the sequences

"jumb - tunnel - jumb - tunnel - jumb - collection return teu handler"

and

"tunnel - jumb - jumb - collection return teu handler"

It whas
SO FUN
and
my tail did knot stob wagging
and then on the whay home
I hear my
 the Mom Handler
say

...

-- Reufus, I amb so broud ob you. --
-- You were awesome. --

...

and then when whee got
home

I hobbed in teu

the big bed

and much teu diss may
 the Mom
turned on the tee bee

I what knot in
the mood

 *night night*

uh huh.

Ass tired ass whee are on

Fursday Night

yeu wood fink
the Mom wood

sleeb hard and good
and whake rested

Friday Morning

butt

no

in fack

she can knot eben swing

The Tradtional Wright Fambily
 Friday Afternoon Nab

*sigh*

...

and now for

Our Berry Sbeshull Friday Feature

what iss called

Look Here
What I Got In The Mail

yess yesss

a biece ob mail did come for

me

and what I did shniff out
ob the enbelobe
iss

 

My CGC Certificate

and now I fink
I whill nibble

my rosette
fank yeu

and now
let's get back teu
our odder fun

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More ob My Friday Afternoon 

 On a counta
Fall
means
squirrels stribbing my tree

and a yard full ob becans

I amb

on leash

24 x 7

And here I amb

contemblating

a berry imbortant date
on
my calendar
yeu see

neckst week iss

My The Mom's Birfday

and

I shood get her
a cake

wif a candle teu
rebresent
each wonderful year

and a candle teu
rebresent
each ob the crabby years teu

and then I did finks
perhabs

I shood also order ub
a standby cake

*nods*

...

Back Teu Friday

...

When sbending time
in my yard
I deu like teu be
sneaky
wif
sneaky-nesses

and then I hear
"drob it. drob it. drob it.
*sbit*

I can knot helb it.
I amb hungry.

I amb
all ways
hungry.

Seriously.

...
and now
fank the dining gods
thiss here iss
Our Regular Feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legumes
fresh snab green beans
grizzy salmon drizzle

*release*
*gobble gobble gobble*

...

and now fur

My After Dinner After Dinner Outing

*stob and boint*
I see him.

He iss ub there.

Ub.

There.

I shood like teu stand
right here
until he comes down

butt
the Fun Bolice Mom
ushers me along.

And that brings uss teu
my berry faborite
Friday Night Tradition

The Friday Night Cheu

It iss bulled from
The Cheu Bault
...
*settle*

and now fur
a bit ob
*imbulse control*

*get it*

and away

I run

wif
my treasure

fur a good cheu
and
teu direct
the Media Secretary
in the sbinning ob
my tails

and now

ass I settle in teu
slumber

I amb reminded
...
Time Flies.

Let's knot worry about
Yesterday
nor what might habben
Teumorrow.
Let's juss
libbs
Teuday
like nobody's business.

Holding All My Friends in My Heart
teunight
and bartickularly
Sweet Sweet Sam, Gentle Sweet Tweedles and Little Wally West
...