Holiday Media Release: Labor Day Makes a Sblash

Habby Monday
and
Habby Labor Day
and whee celebrated
the Mom's day away from
 the Facktory
wif
a Trolley Ride

Above yeu whill see me in
our dribeway.
Whee trabelled quite a whay
norf teu
Sbring, Texas
and
yess yesss yessssss

teu
Rummy's Beach Club

Whee arribed a little early
so
my anticibayshun greu
teu...

*sblash*

I always wade in and
stob

knot knowing quite
what teu deu
My Friend Lisa
frew in thiss toy

butt I turned my back
and bointed teu
the deeb end.

Lisa then frew in
this bink ball

I tooken it teu her
and she frew it

far far away

so
off teu the rescue

I got that
little bink ball

and I swam it
back teu shore

and then
and then
and then
...

yeu guessed it

my berry berry berry

berry mose faborite ball.

The Mom said whee shood
tooken a bicksher ob the tag
so whee can look fur more.

I deu lubbs thiss ball
so much.

Ob course,
bink is my faborite color

and here I amb
in my
hibbobotamuss bose.

Next Ub:|
Wilson Water Rescue

o yeah
I got thiss.

It may look like a
Tackikara Bolley Ball
teu yeu

butt it iss
Wilson
teu me.

and now fur all yeu
Duck Dynasty
fans
...

a berry skilled
duck rescue

yess yessss
berry gently
by his duck neck
hiss shorts and tang tob unharmed

and then
again
off I go

and back wif
the rooster
what whee call
"the dirty ole man"
[I habbs no idea why]

again

and again

and then
My Friend Lisa
tried teu race me

and eben though
she beat me

I met the challenge

and nabbed

the duck

and here whee are back in
the shallow end

Lisa
iss letting
the duck call

and then
the wind ub and frow

and...
I got thiss.

like
clock duck work

I bring him right back.

No sooner am I back
butt
a nodder needs rescue

yeu guessed it

"the dirty ole man"

*shake it off*

and then back in for

Wilson.

and that brings uss teu
that fun time what I call
...
Inter-Mishun
...
off teu run
in the green grasses

time for
a sweet roll

o. yeah.

and now
on the moob

I got acres teu cubber

rib and romb

and then back
[and for all wheu wonder...
that iss the Trolley
in the background]

teu
the bool

teu hob in and retriebe
a new fing

and next fing I know 

 there iss need for
a nodder rescue

 yesss yesssss
a chiggin birate

a beg legged

chiggin birate

 I tooken him teu be wif
the shorts and tang tob wearing duck

 and then
off fur
my berry mose faborite ball.

 ...o...o...o...
and then some fing fun habbened
...
I helbed
My Friend Lisa
turn on
the sbrinklers

 it whas great fun

 like swimming in
Las Begas

yess yessss
jackbot 

The Mom
wondered
what I wood fink

whell
I deu lubbs
the sbrinklers 

 here I amb

 and here iss
the duck

 and
the birate chiggin

yess yesssss

and back out
for 

the beg legged birate chiggin 

and now
switching fings ub
...
underwater rescue
...

bluck 

and here iss me
following
My Friend Lisa
after the rescue 

what a fun swim day at
Rummy's Beach Club
...
feature story
coming soon
"Swimming wif Mister Stubby"
...
and now
here I amb
Back in the Trolley

 yess yesss
I amb a bit
tired

 on the trib
home

 and building ahead ob uss

 iss
a funder storm

whee stayed norf ob it

 and while whee heard big bangs
it bassed souf teu west ob uss.
whee watched some
Bick Toria Chase
in
Hot in Clebeland

and then when the bangs bassed
I snucken out for
a wee

and then back
for
lots ob attention

o
yeu might be wondering
about
the Concierge's wrist
...
whell
it iss less butt still
quite swollen and warm
and turning
yellow

 boaf yuck
and
how inconbenient
[see also: Now Hiring]
...
and now the best bart ob this
Monday Night
iss
The Monday Night Cheu

 yeu guessed it
I begged long enough
and got it.

I amb berry grateful for
Labor Day
and fank yeu teu
the facktory
for a day the Mom can gibbs teu
catering teu
my whims

Habby Labor Day
and teu all my friends
...
many fanks fur
Yeur Friendshib