Friday Night Wrights: Law and Order HH Edition

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Friday Night Wrights:

Law and Order

Habby Howloween Edition

Ass iss

Tradition

whee start thiss weekly edition

wif

Our Regular Fall Feature

what iss called

Aggie Football

yess yess
Lass Saturday
Texas A&M did take on the auburn tiggers

It whas a good close game.
a nail biter
fur the Mom

a nose berrier
fur the me

and then at
half time

I fought it best
teu get out
and enjoy

the cool fresh airs

and berry frankly
teu get
[what's left ob]
the Mom's mind
off ob

[what iss sbosed teu be]
a berry fun game

and on teu
the imbortant fing in life

...
ME

*chuggle*

It worked for a bit

and then

whee were back inside

where I finished the game

mosely in
the Mom's lab

and when
Our Johnny
got hurted on hiss shoulder
the Mom
whas called from the bench
teu
bace back and forf

and
I whas called ubon teu
cross my baws

*uhhhh*
our besst efforts
and
a uncalled horse caller
later
and
whee came ub short
38-41

whell

yeu win some

and

yeu snooze some

...

and that brings uss teu

Our Sbeshull Sunday Feature

...

a trib in the trolley

a trib teu

... ... ... ... ...

Rummy's Beach Club

where I did

*sblash*

*swim*

*retriebe*

*lubbs on my berry mose faborite ball*

*shakkkke off*

*show off a bit*

*run the beach edge a bit*

*play a game*

*take a sweet roll*

*rescue a flamingo*

*rescue a flamingo*

*swim in sun rays*

*refleck on a habby life*

yess yesssss
what a wonderful whay teu
end a week end
*good long content sigh*
...
blease teu note:
what yeu sees here iss
one teeny tiny frackshun ob
The Photographer's Swim Day Dock-Yeumentary

the rest ob which
whill bost in
a future berry sbeshull
swim edition
...
butt
I digress
and that brings uss teu
our feature
what whee call
Thiss and That About Our Week

whee did enjoy
beautiful days

wif
cooler airs

and

gorgeous bleu skies

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia

now
wif the shortening days
and
my classes what start a bit late

it iss hard teu
take good bickshers
ob
the trolley ride
or
the out door
Agility Class
at
My Skool

so

thiss week

I decided teu feature

some

behind the scenes

berry sbeshull

insider only

information

and here iss me

right about

the ecksack moment

when I know it iss

Skool Night

yess yessss
the Handler
but on
obedience class sheus
...
and on a counta
My Training Bag|
didecksberience
a shoulder strab blow out
at
Monday Night Agility Class
thiss little bink bag
iss
a cleu
teu

here whee are
chee chobbed
bag backed
and
killing time

juss
The Me and The Handler

yess yessss
and whee libbs
juss a few short minutes
from
My Skool
so in sbite ob killing the time
whee got there
early
...
deu yeu see me???

I amb in
the berry center of the bicksher

juss chilling

and
bracktissing
knot being stressed

what whill be berry imbortan
when
the Handler and the Reufus
start teu
trabble teu shows
and
...
*nibbles the Handler's nails*
*strong defiant chin*
...
C O M B E T E

and sbeaking ob
obedience combetition
here iss
The Me
caught in a berry unflattering
'waiting on sum fing teu habben
bose

*tsk tsk*

yess yessss

butt I deu habbs

a little bit ob

a brag

*drum roll*

Yeur Boy

The Reufus

combleted

A Free [3] Minute Sit/Stay

in a line ob doggies 5 feetsies abart

wifout moobing a muscle

...

and

whait whait

I'm knot finished

...

Yeur Boy

The Reufus

combleted

A Free [3] Minute Down/Stay

in a line ob doggies 5 feetsies abart

wifout moobing a muscle

...

*sweebing dramatickal bow*

and barious

Quotes from The Handler:

"I amb so broud!"

"I lub seeing yeur bright, a lert face at full a tenshun!"

"Holy Crab, it's a mirackle!"

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Otter Fings About My Week

...

yeu know that saying

'All Work and No Nabs'

whell

it deus knot abbly teu me

and now

that brings uss teu

Our Berry Sbeshull Feature

what iss called

Law and Order

ass yeu whell know

I amb

A Crime Fighter

and
I come from
a short butt berry strong

debendable

and

berry lubbing

line ob crime fighters

what incleude

My Uncle Bob

yess yessss
I amb
the real deal

check out my hat

and
my swagger

my quick reackshuns

my cuffs

my radio

my slim trim fizzeeeek
no nooo
no donuts for me
in fack
my belt is cinched
free [3] inches tighter

thiss year than lasst

yeah yeah that's right

butt

the big news

iss

the criminals what I habbs but away

yess yesss

there iss a long list

butt

at the tob ob it

...

The Notorious M.T.

Mug Shot: Front

Mug Shot: Side

uh huh
M.T.'s Crimes
are
many

from
sneaking becans in teu the big bed

teu
eating tisheus

teu
hogging the big bed

teu
chewing the bockets ob shorts
what are in the hamber

teu
eating shrubs

teu
eating a HOLE in the wood floor
[in the shadow ob Saint Francis]

teu
counter surfing

teu
stealing bebber mints

teu
raiding socks

teu
shredding.
shredding. any

teu
shredding
any and ebbery single fing.

yess yesss

the cabsher and cabtibity ob
The Notorious M.T.
iss quite
A Feet
...
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday

The Mom did
leabe a little early
and
get hom a little late
so whee habbs less ob it teuday
than normal
butt
here iss a bit ob
the tale

and then

here iss me when I know
it iss time for
our regular feature

what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Plate

that's it ub there
on the counter

and
whee are off

and
here I a whait

salmon and legumes kibble

fresh cut green beans
drizzle ob grizzly salmon oil

fresh watermelon

baired wif

Fresh Ozarka Sbring Water

*nomnomnomnomnom*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Out After Dinner

and here iss
a late bleumer

and here yeu whill see
Earl

which ubon
furfer inbestigayshun
might be
Pearl

butt eefer whay
...
here iss
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday afternoon photo sheut

yess yesss
a bit ob
ReuLander

a bit ob
BeuLander

*rock the chin lebble*

*rock the chin low*

yess yess
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
otter fings about my Friday
...
there whas some
lying a bout

ironick-lee
right by
the hole in the floors
and
juss round the corner from
Saint Francis
wheu's be a berry forgibbing fellow
juss saying

and here
the Mom whanted teu
show
what yeu see
when yeu whake from a nab
wif
the Reufus

yeah yeahhhhh
I know it's Friday

I know

the score

i. know. the. score.

bad bicksher
butt
juss look at
the habbinesses

and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

bully. stick.

yess yesss

...
yeu know
ass I refleck ubon my week
my heart goes out teu
The White Dog Army
wif
their recent Losses
and new found Agents
at
The Bridge

Quinn...
and now
Nuka

also in our brayers teunight

...

I whish for
My Sweet Cousin Hamish

good days
great nights
hungers galore
sayshubble good foods
the wharmf ob Fambily
and
eudles ubon eudles
ob
LUBBS
...
and
all those same fings
I whish yeu all