Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Law and Order HH Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
Law and Order
Habby Howloween Edition
Ass iss
Tradition
whee start thiss weekly edition
wif
Our Regular Fall Feature
what iss called
Aggie Football
yess yess
Lass Saturday
Texas A&M did take on the auburn tiggers
It whas a good close game.
a nail biter
fur the Mom
a nose berrier
fur the me
and then at
half time
I fought it best
teu get out
and enjoy
the cool fresh airs
and berry frankly
teu get
[what's left ob]
the Mom's mind
off ob
[what iss sbosed teu be]
a berry fun game
and on teu
the imbortant fing in life
...
ME
*chuggle*
It worked for a bit
and then
whee were back inside
where I finished the game
mosely in
the Mom's lab
and when
Our Johnny
got hurted on hiss shoulder
the Mom
whas called from the bench
teu
bace back and forf
and
I whas called ubon teu
cross my baws
*uhhhh*
our besst efforts
and
a uncalled horse caller
later
and
whee came ub short
38-41
whell
yeu win some
and
yeu snooze some
...
and that brings uss teu
Our Sbeshull Sunday Feature
...
a trib in the trolley
a trib teu
... ... ... ... ...
where I did
*sblash*
*swim*
*retriebe*
*lubbs on my berry mose faborite ball*
*shakkkke off*
*show off a bit*
*run the beach edge a bit*
*play a game*

*take a sweet roll*
*rescue a flamingo*
*rescue a flamingo*
*swim in sun rays*
*refleck on a habby life*
yess yesssss
what a wonderful whay teu
end a week end
*good long content sigh*
...
blease teu note:
what yeu sees here iss
one teeny tiny frackshun ob
The Photographer's Swim Day Dock-Yeumentary
the rest ob which
whill bost in
a future berry sbeshull
swim edition
...
butt
I digress
and that brings uss teu
our feature
what whee call
Thiss and That About Our Week
whee did enjoy
beautiful days
wif
cooler airs
and
gorgeous bleu skies
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
now
wif the shortening days
and
my classes what start a bit late
it iss hard teu
take good bickshers
ob
the trolley ride
or
the out door
Agility Class
at
My Skool
so
thiss week
I decided teu feature
some
behind the scenes
berry sbeshull
insider only
information
and here iss me
right about
the ecksack moment
when I know it iss
Skool Night
yess yessss
the Handler
but on
obedience class sheus
...
and on a counta
My Training Bag|
didecksberience
a shoulder strab blow out
at
Monday Night Agility Class
thiss little bink bag
iss
a cleu
teu
here whee are
chee chobbed
bag backed
and
killing time
juss
The Me and The Handler
yess yessss
and whee libbs
juss a few short minutes
from
My Skool
so in sbite ob killing the time
whee got there
early
...
deu yeu see me???
I amb in
the berry center of the bicksher
juss chilling
and
bracktissing
knot being stressed
what whill be berry imbortan
when
the Handler and the Reufus
start teu
trabble teu shows
and
...
*nibbles the Handler's nails*
*strong defiant chin*
...
C O M B E T E
and sbeaking ob
obedience combetition
here iss
The Me
caught in a berry unflattering
'waiting on sum fing teu habben
bose
*tsk tsk*
yess yessss
butt I deu habbs
a little bit ob
a brag
*drum roll*
Yeur Boy
The Reufus
combleted
A Free [3] Minute Sit/Stay
in a line ob doggies 5 feetsies abart
wifout moobing a muscle
...
and
whait whait
I'm knot finished
...
Yeur Boy
The Reufus
combleted
A Free [3] Minute Down/Stay
in a line ob doggies 5 feetsies abart
wifout moobing a muscle
...
*sweebing dramatickal bow*
and barious
Quotes from The Handler:

"I amb so broud!"
"I lub seeing yeur bright, a lert face at full a tenshun!"
"Holy Crab, it's a mirackle!"

- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Otter Fings About My Week
...
yeu know that saying
'All Work and No Nabs'
whell
it deus knot abbly teu me
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Berry Sbeshull Feature
what iss called
Law and Order
ass yeu whell know
I amb
A Crime Fighter

and
I come from
a short butt berry strong
debendable
and
berry lubbing
line ob crime fighters
what incleude
My Uncle Bob
yess yessss
I amb
the real deal
check out my hat
and
my swagger
my quick reackshuns
my cuffs
my radio
my slim trim fizzeeeek
no nooo
no donuts for me
in fack
my belt is cinched
free [3] inches tighter
thiss year than lasst
yeah yeah that's right
butt
the big news
iss
the criminals what I habbs but away
yess yesss
there iss a long list
butt
at the tob ob it
...
The Notorious M.T.
Mug Shot: Front
Mug Shot: Side
uh huh
M.T.'s Crimes
are
many
from
sneaking becans in teu the big bed
teu
eating tisheus
teu
hogging the big bed
teu
chewing the bockets ob shorts
what are in the hamber
teu
eating shrubs
teu
eating a HOLE in the wood floor
[in the shadow ob Saint Francis]

teu
counter surfing
teu
stealing bebber mints
teu
raiding socks
teu
shredding.
shredding. any
teu
shredding
any and ebbery single fing.
yess yesss
the cabsher and cabtibity ob
The Notorious M.T.

iss quite
A Feet
...
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
The Mom did
leabe a little early
and
get hom a little late
so whee habbs less ob it teuday
than normal
butt
here iss a bit ob
the tale
and then
here iss me when I know
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Plate
that's it ub there
on the counter
and
whee are off
and
here I a whait
salmon and legumes kibble
fresh cut green beans
drizzle ob grizzly salmon oil
fresh watermelon
baired wif
Fresh Ozarka Sbring Water
*nomnomnomnomnom*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Out After Dinner
and here iss
a late bleumer
and here yeu whill see
Earl
which ubon
furfer inbestigayshun
might be
Pearl
butt eefer whay
...
here iss
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday afternoon photo sheut
yess yesss
a bit ob
ReuLander
a bit ob
BeuLander
*rock the chin lebble*
*rock the chin low*
yess yess
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
otter fings about my Friday
...
there whas some
lying a bout
ironick-lee
right by
the hole in the floors
and
juss round the corner from
Saint Francis

wheu's be a berry forgibbing fellow
juss saying
and here
the Mom whanted teu
show
what yeu see
when yeu whake from a nab

wif
the Reufus
yeah yeahhhhh
I know it's Friday
I know
the score
i. know. the. score.
bad bicksher
butt
juss look at
the habbinesses
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
bully. stick.
yess yesss
...
yeu know
ass I refleck ubon my week
my heart goes out teu
The White Dog Army
wif
their recent Losses
and new found Agents
at
The Bridge

Quinn...
and now
Nuka
also in our brayers teunight
...
I whish for
My Sweet Cousin Hamish
good days
great nights
hungers galore
sayshubble good foods
the wharmf ob Fambily
and
eudles ubon eudles
ob
LUBBS

...
and
all those same fings
I whish yeu all

7 comments:

  1. Oh Reufus, It is so hard to rate your Friday Night Wrights, but this was a GREAT !!!! one. Your swimming videos were such a joy to see and we don't think we have ever seen more expressions on a Golden. Your very long sit/stay and down/stay is such a credit to you and The Mom (wonderful handler). I know you have exceeded you The Handlers wildest expectations. We also know that The Luke & The Bleu along with our Angel ( your cousin) Sophie are cheering you from the Bridge.
    Reuf, the world is your Becan, you can be as successful as any dog on the planet, and we will be able to say, we knew The Reufus from the beginning.

    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  2. You do have an interesting life Reuf. The water videos are great, especially you deciding which toy to paddle with. You have a great mom who takes you in the trolley to have such fun.

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  3. Weu so know how teu work the khamera -

    And all those khops and khonvikht shots have Mom with a Donna Summer earworm -

    Ah - beep beep -

    Bad GiRls - talkin' 'bout those bad GiRls -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: I khounted like 87 inkhredible pikhs on this post!
    PeePeeEssWoo: Since Mom hit OT by her pretend lunch time on Saturday, her dumping me fur all those hours will be worth it khome Wed AM

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  4. Wowee- you are such a good swimmer- a beutiful swimmer I must say! Its cold here- so I cannot imagine swimming!
    love
    tweedles

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  5. We are saying prayers for sweet Hamish too.

    We wish we could join you in that pool.

    Monty and Harlow

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  6. dood...we loves yur mewveez N watched em like thiz manee timez ////////// but we still dinna see any boat ore fish....N yez..St Francis bee one rockin dood N doez knot noe nothin bout noe hole in de floor !! :)

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