Friday Night Wrights: Welcome teu Fall Edition

Habby Friday
and
allow me teu bresent teu yeu
Our
Welcome teu Fall Edition

yess yesss
one ob our tob teu
berry mose faborite seasons

on a counta
the drobbing ob
the tembyteurs
after a long hot summer

ob course
 the Account Bayable Clerk
enjoys
the drobbing ob
the tricity bill

and ass for me
...
I deu lubbs
my becan crob

and
my college football

and that brings me teu
Our Regular Fall Feature
what iss called
Saturday Game Day
and here I amb
whatching
My Texas A&M Aggies

btho
arkansas

It whas
a good game
butt
whee did habbs
a stormy afternoon

wif
the funder and the flashbangs
what did
bre-embt
my swim outing
*boo*

butt
*W H O O P*
whee won
berry handily
45-33
Gig Em Ags
- - - - -
and now it iss time for
a seasonal feature
what I call
The One Bad Fing About Fall

and that iss
R A G W E E D
...
My the Mom
iss
miserable
wif
the allergies

and yeu know what that means
...
the Concierge, the Maid, the Chef

and
the Entertainment Coordinator
are miserable,
teu

so
ob course
I habbs bulled all nighters
on
Nurse Deuty

It iss a difficult job
butt
nobody deus it like me.
- - - - -
and that brings me teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...
and here I amb
in
The Wednesday Night Trolley

on my way teu
My Skool

I only habbs one class
teunight
and it iss
an early one

and
juss a block from my home

the bark

iss
alibe
wif beobles and their sweet boys
habbing
F U N

*cue angels*
and
I amb on my whay

teu
B I G   F U N

and here I amb
ubon arribal

the Concierge
habbs
all my stuffs
[training bag, teu bockses, back-ub target]
in order

and
the Handler
habbs stuffed her bockets
wif
chees

and
My Little Wolf
bork morsels
...
and here I amb
getting started
wif
My Agility Basicks Class

and here
iss
the jumb
I whill be working wif
tho
the bar whill be raised

I deu lubbs thiss class.

I amb learning
neu fings
and
neu abbroaches teu old fings

and more than any fing
I amb habbing
F U N
- - - - -
Thiss wheek whas
a berry rare
One Class at Skool Wheek
and so
here I amb
Fursday Afternoon
wif
A Sbeshull Photo Fun Buzzle Feature
what is called
Sbot The Differences

Bicksher One

Bicksher Teu

*cue Jeobardy Finking Musick*

I deu hobes yeu habbed
fun
wif
our buzzle feature
...
and now
here iss some
Fursday Ebening Shneufing

wif
Squirrel Taunt Focus
and
resulting
Fluffy Tail

yess yesss
Fluffy Tail

Being Reufus
iss
a berry tough job
butt
I try teu find time teu
juss
c h i l l

yess yesss
and now
that brings uss teu
our main regular feature
what iss called

My Friday

yess yess
I lubbs a Friday

on a counta
Friday
means so many fings
incleuding
the Mom Concierge brings home
Treasure Day

and
teuday's treasure

 incleuded
surbrises
surely for me

 and also
baber goods
surely for me

and
food stuffs
surely for me 

 and
buffs
surely for the Mom

 and
odder fings
surely for the Maid

butt
let's get back teu
the fun stuffs
what are
surbrises
surely for me

 uhhh
...what...

 ...clobes...

o my
a tee shirt for me

ummm
*bow*

 *nibble nibble bull*

 *roll*

*acksebt defeat*

*sit and bose*
arrrrrrr

 I amb
A Birate

 arrrrrrr Matey

 gimme
yeur beuty

or
gimme outta thiss tee
- - - - -
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Traditional Wright Family Nab

 and on thiss day
wif
the Mom
and

her allergies miseries

whee gibbs it
our best shot

the lubbings
whas

great
the shneuzings
whas
knot

on a counta
the shneeeeeezing
*AH-CHOOOOOOO*
the dribbing
the shniffling
the blowing
...
I mean
juss lass night
this bocks whas full

all that said
whee did knot
sbend the day inside a bubble
in berry fack
whee did sbend quite some time
out ob doors

it whas hot

 and
humid

 berry little whas going on

 berry little

 besides
...
a photo sheut

 the Mom Photographer says
I need a baff

 I say
The Mom Photographer iss wrong.

and here I amb
circling
the Texas Sage

*ahem*
I know it might abbear that
I amb knot crazy about
the bosing

 and
*ahem*
that iss kinda treu
butt it iss knot the bosing 

it iss
the flash
 ...
eben when there iss
no flash
I antissibate it
...
 and luckily
for
the Photographer
...

my head turns
and
skwints
and
smirks

 are
adorable
*tuts*
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and that brings me teu
the time when
I start reminding
the Mom, the Chef, the Concierge
,,,

it iss about
that time

 for
the regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

 and
on the menu
thiss ebening:
salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
sliced fresh baby carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

 and
I amb off

 teu await
my waiter

 and
my dinner blate
baired nicely wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters

 *manners*

 *release*

yess yessss
a wonderful meal
followed by
berry satisfied lib smacking
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinners Trib Out ob Doors 

 here I amb
running a macro
squirrel audit

I see none. 

I broceed slowly teu
the base ob
the oak tree 

teu
run a micro
squirrel audit

 still
nuffing
nada

no fing

 so I take ub
the neckst task
ob
walking the Walker

 yess yess
shneufing in the shadow

 businesses done

 a flash shniff

and then
quick quick

teu the door

and
*race*
teu
the fambily reum
chased by
the Mom
"drob it... Drob It... DROB IT"
...
*sbit*

...
sneaky treat

 aberted

...
o well
...
and now that reminds me teu tell yeu about
a berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Berry Sbeshull Backage

yess yesss
I did receibe
a berry sbeshull backage
from
My Cousin Madison

 what whas
loaded wif
the berry intriguing shmells
and also
addressed sbeshully teu
me

 it tooken some deuings
butt
whee did oben it

 and and and
inside
...
A N T L E R S

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
...
*ahem*
I deu lubbs
A N T L E R S

I lubbs the whay they shmell 

*eeny meeny miny* 

 and here I amb wif
MO

 *chomb chomb chomb*|
*flib*

yess yesss
a cheu
iss
 a relacksing whay teu close out
a stress full wheek
- - - - -
It iss a stress full time in
our country,

and while
I deu habbs
berry strong obinions
I deu try teu keebs them teu
my own self

butt
tell me
wheu doesn't like
a good ole fashioned game
ob
Freut Bask-It Turn-Ober

yess yessss
butt eben so
...
the berry best fings in life
are those what can knot be
boted on
or
tacksed
...
kindness
friendshibs
lubbs