Friday Night Wrights: Habby Pi Day Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu our
Habby Pi Day Edition

yess yessss
3.141...
juss whait till whee celebrate
neckst year

it habbs been
 a berry berry BERRY busy wheek
so let's get started wif
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Soshull Saturday

whee begin our day
ass ber yeusual wif
the early rise
and
breakfastes

and then
fings tooken a berry ecksiting turn

when
the Mom Handler but on her
Training Clobes and Sheus

I fought whee were
going teu blay and train
in the back yard

butt no
...
much teu my surbrise
and eckstreme
j o y
whee boarded the Trolley for
My Skool
and here iss me taking care ob
before Skool baberwork

inside
whee did habbs
a pribate teutorial
wif
My Tracie

whee did whork on:
ring behabior
heeling
lefts
rights
abouts
halts
the Handler feetsy whork
sit stays
recalls
sits for ecksam

I whas
a w e s o m e
iff I may say so my self
*chuckles*
and whell... I juss did

wif berry berry
B E R R Y   M A N Y   F A N K S
teu
My Awesome Instrucktors
Judy and Tracie
...
whee are berry almost ready for
the ring
*big eyes*
- - - - -
I whas ecksauceted
when whee boarded
the Trolley

butt when
the Mom asked me
iffin I whanted teu go get
 my foodables

I said yess yesss and
may whee stob by teu see
my the Aunt Karen

the Mom said
yess yessss
and whee did
and my Aunt Karen
did gibbs me
thiss honky duck

I deu abologize for
terrible whork by
the Photographer
[it iss hard teu get good Staff]
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My The Toy ob The Wheek

 and ass yeu guessed
it iss
*drum rolls*
m y   h o n k y   d u c k

 he iss berry skweeky

 and ass I habbs been tole

quite loud 

*HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK*
...
and now back teu
My Saturday
when whee got home
I did habbs teu catch ub on
my berimeter checks

and then
the Mom Handler set ub
the weabe boles
and
I deu weabe them
like
a   c h a m b

wifout skibbing a beat
I did them ober and ober
*wheeeeeeee*
...
and now for
our new regular feature
what iss called
Fred and Ginger

whee habbs been berry worried
about our little dubbs

the wheffer habbs been
berry berry whet
and
berry berry BERRY whindy

one whindy night whee saw them in
my the becan tree
what habbs no leabes
...
it gibben me sad

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Just Some Stuff Whee Did on
Sunday

whee did get out and
enjoy the sun shine

and whee did
weabe some weabes

and there were
so many shmells

berimeter checks

sweet outdoor foughts

and some
knot many butt some
naughty foughts

ob course
whee also did whork on
our heeling and turns

yess yessss
whee are
whorking hard and habbing fun
and being
berry fought full in our sessions

now
blease teu let's deu it again

eubsy
wif the after noon came
m o r e   r a i nand back yard bonds

so
whee sbent the ebening
checking
the AKC web site

for
obedience trials

on a counta
furst whee need teu go whatch

and it wood helb the Mom Handler
teu steward

and then also
*dramatickal drum roll*
whee are finking ob
setting a goal
bicking a date

and then
see iffin whee can
make it habben

it may
or it may knot

I deu knot intend teu
s t r e s s

I juss intend teu
h a b b s   f u n
...
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Wheekly Selfy

one ob uss iss
clearly more photogenic
than the Mom otter

*giggles*
one ob uss iss clearly also on
the Mom's side ob the bed

and
b e r r y   c o m f y

look look
fingers

I deu lubbs
fingers

and now a word about
Monday and Teusday
whee habbs been
berry berry berry busy
wif
The Golden Retriever Rescue of HoustonDog Wash & Yabby Hour Fundraiser on Saturday

and the new time iss killing uss
1. I deu knot like teu whake earlier than 4 am
and now I whake at 3am
2. I deu lubbs that whee can train
in the day light outdoors, butt
3. more light than I whant
the Mom Gardener teu habbs teu
kill and bag Dead Phil

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

My Ackedemia

what ob course startes
berry ceremoniously wif

the chobbing ob the chee

and then
the chee is blaced berry carefully in
the freezer

and whee
go chill a bit

and here iss me ackchewally
c h i l l i n g

and then and then and then
wheu heu
whee board the Trolley for
My Skool

and here are
a few bickshers
the Photographer
snucken in while

whee were receibing
our home whork

butt teunight
whee did whork on
our figyeur 8s

I did habbs
lots ob fun

and the Mom Handler whas
berry bleased

whee habbs
berry much teu work on

butt
whee can
F E E L
our brogress

and it feels
G R E A T
...
and now I fought
yeu might like teu see
My Chair

thiss iss
My Chair
where I keeb
My Stuff

and here I amb
hanging out
after class

the cool floors
feel good on
My TumTum

and then ob course
whee board the Trolley
for home
and here iss me
after small businesses
s t i l l   s o   h a b b y

now let me in

on a counta
I amb

t i r e d

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss kinda sbeshull thiss wheek
and it's called
My Fursday
what iss kinda like
My Friday

yess yess yeu see
Fursday iss the Last Facktory Day
for the Mom thiss wheek
on a counta
she habbs stuffs teu deu for
the GRRH FUNdraiser on Saturday

and so wif her
she did bring
all these baber bags

what are filled wif
many begetables for the Me

many freuts for the Uss

some soubs for the Mom
wif chicken in em for the Me

yess yessss
I deu lubbs teu
but my head right in there

I eben stob teu
count the bags

butt
when the Mom goes back out for
a nodder load
I whatch her closely

o yeah
great stuffs in thiss one

and now also
she did bring in
some donations for
the FUNdraiser

and ob course
I did habbs teu make sure

yess yesssss they habbs
T H E   R E U F U S   S E A L   ob   A B B R O O B A L

and wif
the lawn crew in and out
and then
the eckstra sun light

I did habbs
a great time

ribbing and rombing

and checking out
my the Kingdom

until it iss time

for yess yessss
our regular feature
what iss called
the Fursday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legume kibbles
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

that's right
I don't eat like
a the King
ebbery night

and now
out for a little
after dinner acktibities

no sign ob
squirrels

no sign ob
Fred and Ginger

so
what's a boy teu deu

when
he iss on leash
on a counta
he habbs been wantonly etting
stuff he isn't sbosed teu

whell
let's get busy wif businesses

o yeah
whee did habbs
a whonderful late afternoon

butt then
the tirednesses ob what whee fink iss
Cedar Feber
[the bollen count for oak and cedar iss... ECKSTREME]
hit the Mom like a ton ob bricks

so
whee whent teu bed at 9pm
[what iss like the real 8pm]

butt whee habbs
a berry big day a head
...
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday

o yess yessss
a baycayshun day
I fought whee wood
sweeb in and bask in leisure and fribolity

butt
whee did only sweeb in until
6am what remember iss really 5am

and whee did get
busy wif busy nesses

and then it became
clear teu the Me

that there whas
a the Trolley trib
in my near future

and so when inbited out for
small businesses

I choosen teu
stay close teu the Trolley Driber Mom

butt then when urged
I did run right off
and deu my
small businesses

and then quickly right back for
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Yibbee Trolley Trib

I amb
such a good boy
in the Trolley
I only get ub when asked

here whee are at
a red light

I deu knot know
where are whee going

whee whent straight
no... knot Skool
no... knot Swimming
no... knot the Doctor
no... knot the Food Store
no... knot the Aunt Karen's

NO
NO
NO
...
much teu my diss may
whee deboarded the Trolley at
Dirty Hairy's Dog Wash

where
whee whorked teu imbroob
my baffing ecksberience

and ass baffs go
Dirty Hairy's iss the blace
teu habbs one

no muss
no... ok there iss a bit ob fuss
[from hard headed boys only... no names]

they habbs
the elebated tub

the facial shamboo
the ear cleaner
the shamboo
the towels

and
the brushes
the dryer

and
the big heaby table
teu hook yeu teu so
yeu can knot run a whay

and the great fing iss
T E U M O R R O W
yeu can habbs lubbing GRRH Folks
deu the whashing and drying
for yeu
Y A Y

ob course
teumorrow
I amb the Official Greeter
so I deu habbs teu go teu
Hair and Wardrobe
teuday
...
and here iss
the Trolley Return Trib

I amb tired
on a counta
it iss amazingly tiring teu
fight a baff
Note: Many treats and Positive Words and Praise were used to help turn the bath and dry event into a pleasurable and positive one. We hope to work through this issue in a happy way.

*sigh*
and here I amb ubon
arribing home

I know why
SHE
but my leash on

she finks I amb finking
>freshly mowed grasses<
>o... sweet roll<

and now
iffin I may be berfeckly honest
it iss knot the baff that boffers me
it iss the dryer
...
juss look at my batooty

juss look

butt
the Mom says
it makes all the difference

so
stay a whay from my ears

and
dry ass yeu must

now
let's gone on wif our day

and when I saw that meant
the Mom habbed blanned
a nodder outing
...
I chose
My Little Reum 

and here I amb
when she returned
teu hours later

hahaha
yess yesss
the Mom forgot
what she fought I whas finking
earlier

and
here I amb
no leash no string

and guess what I did
yess yesssssssssss
*sweet roll*
yeu cood brolly hear
the Mom Scream
NOOOOOO

and
I quickly got ub for

a bit ob silly nesses

and then
the Mom whanted the Photographer
teu tooken some bickshers ob
my back side

she finks whee habbs
more whork on
the tail and feffers

butt furst
the tired nesses ob
the Cedar Feber
hit like a ton ob bricks

and
whee tooken
a berry berry short
mini skyeul nab

what inbolbed
no ackchewal sweebing

juss
a few cuddles

until
I habbs habbed enough ob
the nabbing

let's deu
s o m e   f i n g

yess yesss
O U T

iss good

and here I amb
looking

looking for
squirrels

 I forgot teu tell yeu
I almost caught one
yesterday

I funk teu catch him
butt then
I decided teu let him get a whay

and now
I'm off

for a rib and a romb

and a sashay
and a
check out my cabeuse

and
my bro file

and now
yess yessssss
juss before I famish
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
I sneuberbise
the gaffering ob ingredients

and here she iss
*drool*

salmon and legume kibbles
green beans
fresh straw berries
jazz abble garnish

right ub there
and
all mine

and now
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

I whait

*release*
and I gobble

*gobble gobble gobble*

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinner Outing

and...
iffin I habbs been a difficult boy teuday
and I did say... iffin
I juss whants teu take a moment teu say
...
I lubbs yeu, Mom

for a berry short while
I did habbs
a mad

butt
I know there iss
O N E   B E R S O N

wheu wood [and habbs] moobs
heaben and earf

for
M E

and
I deu lubbs My The Mom
so after
a bit ob shniffing

a bit ob perimeter checks
a bit ob businesses

I baws for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut

can yeu shmell
the bebbermint and yeucallibtus

can yeu see
what a good boy I amb

I gibbs yeu
a little bro file

I gibbs yeu
a sweet

I gibbs yeu
 a how's that

I gibbs yeu a
...
can whee go back out

ok... no... ok
may I interest yeu in
our regular feature 
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

 ahhhhhhhh
yessssssssssssssss

I deu lubbs
a bully stick 

bart ob the fun iss
cheuing it 

bart ob the fun iss
rassling it 

 butt
mose ob the fun iss
settling in for
Friday Night

and now
in my foughts and prayers teunight

My Friends and Relatibbs
wif the big and small battles
yeu know wheu Yeu are
and in barktickular teunight
My Friends, Jake and His the Mom, Beth
and
My Friend, Punky and Hist the Mom, Lynn
...
Blessings and Mirackles