Friday Night Wrights: Three Monkeys, One Potato and A Fortune Cookie

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
Free Monkeys, One Botato and A Forcheune Cookie
Edition

yess yesss
It habbs been
a berry sweet
butt
a berry slow wheek

and that brings uss teu
a regular feature
what iss called
Sunday Ebening Chilling

that's right
after a day ob chores
and
whalks and training fun

whee deu settle in
for a bit ob
the ub side down teebee whatching

and that brings uss teu
the Photographer's Faborite Feature
what iss called
What A Sweet Nose

wif
a sweet glimbse
ob
the teufies

yess yess

Reufy's Teufies

ahhh
these are
the sweetest ob times

and
I deu lubbs teu
gibbs the belly

and
iff thiss blog habbed sound
yeu cood hear me
*burr*

and ob course
I deu habbs teu also
gibbs the baw

blease teu
gibbs me yeur hand

blease teu
rubbs my belly

and yess yessss
blease teu
kiss my sneuter

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Just A Aberage

Sweet Wheek Day Afternoon

like for ecksamble

Teusday

like all odder days
I deu berry quietly and slowly
cross my batio

and
I deu stob and whatch

I deu listen

and
I deu whait

until
I flush the dubbs and squirrels

or
I deu my
"business, Reufus, business"

and that brings uss teu

my faborite afternoon ob the wheek

and our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

and here

I come a running

when
I hear the Mom Handler
butting on her training sheus

and then
I join her for
The Traditional Chobbing ob the Chee

comblete wif
the random tricks for chee
like
*freeze*

and here I amb
wif all my collars on
and
looking like
I amb whearing a hat

[butt it iss really

my emergency training bag]

...

the Handler and I

did whork berry hard in

My Class at My Skool

I did berry GREAT wif
my heeling and my abouts
and
I did FAIR teu GOOD wif
my figyeur 8s

it iss much harder
ass whee switch from
cones and trash cans

teu
berry interesting beobles
what smell like
treats

and then
I did A BIT DISS ABBOINTED wif
my sit stays

on a counta
after seberal minutes
*eubsy*
I did slowly come teu the Mom Handler
and seberal minutes later
*eubsy*
I did slide inteu a settle

and then and then
I did KINDA GOOD wif
my sit for ecksam

butt
I moobed one footsy once
and whas berry interested in
the judge what whas ecksamming me
...
these are all fings whee bracktiss a lot
and
I juss did knot deu
ass whell ass I amb cabable

I tole the Mom Handler
I amb juss Rusty
after sbring break
butt she said
"no, yeu are Reufus,
and whee juss kneed more whork"

and when whee got home
whee did talk ober
the Handler's many beubeus and miss cues
what cause most ob mine

and then ass whee settle in teu

the big bed

whee cuddle ub and rebiew

my rebort card

A+ for Attiteude

B- for Imbulse Control

and the berrry mose imbortant grade

...

A+++++ for Habbiness

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday what iss the Day Before Friday

and here iss me
starting off my day by
startling
Fred and Ginger

butt
in sbite ob the morning drizzles
I habbs small business teu tend

and ob course
I muss track ebbery critter

what habbs crossed my
the territory
ober the night

and then ob course
it iss time teu hustle in ob doors
for
my good bye good boy treats

so that

the Mom can leabe teu deu

Fursday Facktory Fings

yeu know
whalk jobs, answer questions, check brogress

and take

acksidental selfies

until

the berry best bart ob her day

what ob course iss

our regular feature

what iss called

Habby Fursday After The Facktory

wif juss a half day ob whork
left for the wheek

the Mom and I
are boaf
*giddy*

wif

the wheek end teu look forward teu

quality time
teu sbend teugeffer

and
wheu knows
maybe tribs teu take

maybe adbentures
maybe whee whill take our training
on the road

or
eben iff whee stay here all wheek end long
whee whill be teugeffer
ha ha
and here the Mom gibbs me a deu rag
on a counta
I amb dragging my neckwhare
on the whet ground

o look look
my Texas Sage
iss beginning teu
bleum

and then
while whee deu in ob door fings
like magick

my the lawn crew
come and clean my
The Kingdom

in the rain
and then
in the drizzle

I deu go out
and
rib and romb

and
r u n   r u n   r u n

and then when called

I deu race teu the Mom
and then
right bast her teu the gate

butt
when called a fiff maybe sixf time
[I forget]
I deu come teu her
*big shake off the misschief*

and then

whee are in ob doors

for a bit ob

ShyKnees Delibbery Foods

and
a lot ob lubbing

that's right
wheu can resist
thiss sweet face

no no
knot yeu or yeu
...
I whill gibbs yeu
the stiff arm

ha ha ha

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

a berry funny story

ass yeu whill recall
from lasst wheek
I deu lubbs
My Bink Monkey

and ass the Mom whatched teebee
she cood hear me blaying wif
My Bink Monkey

what in addition teu a skweeky head
habbs
a krinkly sound

and wif my back turned teu the Mom
I whas all
*krinkly krinkly krinkly krinkly krinkly*

and then she got ub
and discubbered

a berry slobbery

forcheune cookie

*krinkly krinkly*

nite nite

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

one ob my berry mose faborite

days of the wheek

and
our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

and here iss me
getting an early start on the day

so the Mom can

go teu the Facktory

and
deu Friday Fings

like

answer emails

draw fings

brebare for neckst wheek

..

all while whatching

*shhhhhhhhhhhh*

AKC 2014 Nationals Agility Libe Feed

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Mom iss Home
Let the Wheek End Begin

 and here I amb
deuing a bit ob
doga

 and then whaiting teu hear
the magick word

*release* 

 a quick greeting teu the Mom
and then
off teu ecksblore
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Bounty

 ahhhh yessssssssss
it iss
Costco Friday

 many fings in bockses
blaced on the floors

 and
one berry yummy shmelling
baked chickchick
on the counter

 and

... ... ...
here iss a bicksher
neiber I nor Science
can ecksblain

 *shudders*

and now here I amb wif
the day's bounty

*yibbeee*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Get Dressed and Let The Fun Begin 

 and now dressed in
the Bleu's baby bleu baw bandanna
I head out teu interrubt
...
Fred and Ginger

and their
Friday Afternoon Dubb Frow Down

 ob course
Fred and Ginger
ass host and hostess

are
last teu leabes the barty 

 I guess
they habbs heard
feffer breaf reumors

what are
greatly ecksadgerated

I mean
I stalk

 I boint

 I slowly abbroach

 butt then again
I amb also
0 teu 60
in
2 seconds flat

 right now howebber
there iss
a fluffy tail squirrel

ub there in my

the little oak tree 

my the Mom iss trying teu
diss track me 

on a counta
she habbs seen the squirrels
jumb right down on
her boys' and girl's heads

 she iss suggesting
"business"
what I habbs knot conduckted
since early thiss morning

 so
I deu take her ub on it

 and then all so
race off teu
check the gate

and now

it iss berry HOT outside

so the Mom whanted teu

but on summer clobes

and

flob under the fan for a bit

and that's when
I decided teu
stand ub ober the tob ob her 

and
she called and lured and begged me
blease teu moob/jumb/steb ober her
blease teu knot juss stand here

 and then
she did ebentually
curl ub in a short ball
and moob her legs teu one side ob me

and
a lass

 I gibbs ub
and settles in
in front ob the big fan

until

I run off and return wif

some fing ecksiting

what iss quickly tooken from me

...

*ahem*

a botato

what I tooken from
the botato bag 

*bow*
and then
eben though the Mom fought it whas funny
and knot bad
...
I but my own self in time out 

until the Mom realized I whas missing

and quickly came and got me

*nods*

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Reufus Habbs Amazon Brime

and

the furst backage

I receibed thiss wheek

whas

My Grizzly Salmon Oil

yess yess
my drizzle whas down teu a drizzle

so whee were
berry berry habby
it arribed on our door steb

 and sbeaking ob
Amazon Brime

 I did also receibe
thiss fun backage

 I know it iss for me
on a counta
it shmells like
f u n

 and
wif a little helb teu oben

 I see
yess yessss

 a monkey for a monkey

 make that
a SOCK monkey for a monkey

 O
I deu lubbs him

and
I deu habbs big blans for him

yess yessssss

 mine

all mine

*skweek skweek skweek*

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my the toy ob the wheek 

 and thiss wheek's toy
iss
my the sock monkey

 nose teu nose

 foot teu mouf

ha ha

a break teu

lubbs the lubbs

 while keebing
the monkey close

 and then
while the Mom whas whatching
Ellen
I slibbed off teu
my little reum

 butt
the Mom came and got me

 so
whee cood go out ob doors

search the Kingdom 

check the grounds 

circle the tree

 look UB in the little oak tree

 check
the berry noisy birds in the becan tree

and while
the norf west sky
 iss starting teu freaten
...
the norf east sky iss still habby

and so
I rib and romb

 and
I blast bast the Mom Photographer

like a lightning bolt

a cross the Kingdom

juss teu take

a sweet roll

 and then heeding
the Mom's call

 yess yesss
let's go in
I'm hungry

 and sbeaking ob hungry
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

o my

 o. my. dinner. blate.

I deu lubbs teu whatch
the gaffering ob the ingredients 

 the obening ob the green beans
the blucking ob the chicken
the chobbing ob the abbles

 and
I amb ambed teu deu
a few tricks

for a few
abble slices 

 and now
here she iss
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legumes kibble
baked chickchick leg
fresh cut green beans
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
fresh chobbed abble garnish

 o yesssss
*gobble*

 *burb*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Lab Dance

aka

time for

the selfy ob the wheek

 she loombs ober me

 butt
I amb much more interested in
juss being in her lab

ub close 

and
bersonal 

*smooooooching^ 

 ok
it's a bit embarasshing
teu smooooooch yeur the Mom

let's blease teu moob on
yess yesss
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut 

 and I am looking
g o o d

 I amb looking
h a b b y

 I amb looking
u b   i n   t h e   t r e e

 and then when I turn my head
teu deu some businesses
juss look what habbens

Earl
skibbs down the tree and a cross the yard 

and then
sucks in hiss belly 

and scoots
under the fence 

yeah
right a bout here 

 and here I amb
*cleuless*

 shortly before I gaffer wif
the Photographer
for
The Friday Photo Sheut

here's my  best
tuck sit 

 gibbing yeu
the good boy golden ears

 yeah yeah
the NOSE

 the
S T O I C

the berry

S T O I C

 there are tasties teu my left

and it iss all I can deu
teu be
a good boy 

and now wif

a storm abbroaching

 from
the norf whest

 whee make
a quick business run

 yess yessss
the storm iss rolling in

whee can boaf feel it
now
let's go in 

 and
blease o blease
now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

that's right
yess yessssss
B U L L Y   S T I C K 

 *show it off*

 the best most relacksing bart
ob
a Friday Night
iss
settling in for a cheu

and then
juss when yeu fought the night
whas coming teu a close
*skwawk skwawk skwak*

BIG STORM WARNING
and the Mom found me in
the hall

and then

here it iss

all most right on tob ob me

 and
the Mom
worried about
my reackshun teu barrow metrick breshurr
and
finding me in the hall

tried teu make sure whee habbs
 a berry normal while stormy ebening
in the big bed
*nods*

and

in our brayers teunight
Blessings for All Our Friends
and furst and fore most for
My Friend Jake and Hiss Mom... Beth
Knot Teuday and Knot Wifout a Fight