Friday Night Wrights: Happy Easter and A Very Money Pit Edition

Habby Good Friday

and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Easter
and
A Berry Money Bit Edition

yess yessss
Easter
iss the season ob
Hobes, Rebirf

and for the Mom
tis the season ob
many Memories
and
Lubbs

and now wif out furfer
a dyeu
...
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
geufing off last wheekend

that's wright
whee dedicated
our Saturday teu
Me Time

wif
a bit ob a lay-in

and
berry fun training
some in ob doors
and
 a lot ob out

in fack
wif the nice wheffer
whee sbent a lot ob time
wif berimeter checks

and
sbot shniffing

and looking for
the DBB
[ass yeu whill recall from our last edition]

a small bit ob time
conneckted by
the string

and then all so
unfettered

and
free teu roam

under
close seuberbision
ob course

knot juss by
the Mom
ass yeu might ecksbeckt
butt all so
the tiny men
[formerly on my fence]
on the triangles be yond

 later in the wheekend

and berry sadly

the wheffer

did get a bit gleumy

butt all so
cooler
so the Mom
cut and chobbed and bagged
some hedge-itables

and a rare image
for the Photographer
teu cabsher
...
our baby dubb
wheu iss quite coincidentally named
Dub

and then all so

hiss the Mom

Ginger

and then
an eben rarer photograffick image
...
me in deeb fought

*haha*
deu knot whorrry
deeb foughts rarely last long

o and behind me
yeu whill see
the small business center

and that a bout
rabs ub
my wheekend out ob doors

and brings uss teu

our new regular feature

what iss called

My Self Bortrait in Whatter Colors

yess yesss

that's wright

I amb a budding

arr teest

and now

a brief whord about

a knot so little

Sunday broblem

whee whoke ub wif

one light switch out

our oben out

our a/c out

butt

no frown breakers

...

ah OH

and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull wheffer feature
what iss called
Stormy Monday

yess yesss
here I amb in
the small business center

and yeu can see
the standing whatters
be yond

the Mom Architeck slash Facility Manager

arribed home early

teu meet wif

the Elecktrishun

[what I baw seleckted
based on hiss ability teu
sbell]

and I whas quite habby for
the early obborteunity
teu sbend a bit ob time in
my out ob door kingdom

marbelling at
the budding ob
my the becan tree

what many whill say
marks wif certainty
...
the Beginning ob Sbring
o and look
...
Fred in Flight

and now wif
the Mom shell shocked by
elecktrickal diagnoses
and a so-see-ated $$$$
...
it iss time teu go in

teu
go teu big bed
turn off the lights
bull the cubber ub
and
*cry*

butt ob course
whee deu knot
in fack
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my the toy ob the wheek

what thiss wheek iss
My Carrot Stuffy

o I deu lubbs a carrot
and what iss better than
a carrot stuffy
stuffed wif
free bunny stuffys

I deu lubbs
the challenge

ob
reuting a round in the carrot
bulling each bunny out

one by one
and after
the big bink business audit
last wheek

me and my carrot and my bunnies
whell
...

our time iss limited teugeffer

and

our bisits are closely seuberbised

*tsk tsk*

and sbeaking ob

audits

and there fore tackses

...

that brings uss teu

our feature

what iss called

Teusday Abril 15f

the Mom Tacks Accountant

filed our tackses

lasst Sunday

and wif the berry few dollars left

she brought home

a tiny bit ob bounty

yess yessss
teuday's bounty iss
a substiteute for
[butt bales in combarison teu]
My Target Friday

what whill be
bre-embted by
Make a Elecktrishun Rich Friday
butt I digress

shake off
the stress

let's rib and romb

and ok
go in

and juss when

the Mom Money Manager
finks

the accounts are tabbed
the green babers are gone
the samwich must be made from the heels

whee learn that

the Elecktrickal Inspecktor

requires uss teu MOOB the elecktrickal serbice

*kaching kaching*

...

and here on

Frowback Wednesday

ten years ago

yeu can see our elecktrical serbice

and

look look at my berry tiny oak

and so

on this afternoon

the Mom Architeck slash Facility Manager

arribed home early

 

teu meet wif

the growing ebber richer Elecktrhishun

teu discuss
the additional requirements
and
a new game blan

and eben though
I whas in my little reum
at the time
I can tell yeu

the ackshun whas
right here

try ass she might
wif the bencil sharbening jokes

the Mom Facility Manager
resigned her self
teu sbend
eben more money

"yeu can't take it wif yeu"
she reminded her self

butt
whee were boaf really hobing teu
sbend it in odder funner whays
before hand

o whell

talk teu the tail

and
night night

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

what

yibbeee

iss all mose Friday

and

look look

the Mom iss home from the Facktory
I amb sbrung from My Little Reum
and
Earl habbs
no. fear.

the. berry. arrogance.

o whell
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
One Fursday Photo Sheut

and here I amb
rocking the festibb bone neck ware

and
whorking the camera

yet knot quite gibbing her
the good boy ears

butt
all the while
whorking the sit stay

d  i  s  t  a  n  c  e

d i s t a n c e

distance

hello

crazy ass it may seem
and
wheu wood ebber habbs funk

my sit stay
iss
bretty rock solid

now
libber treat blease

*aboid the camera*

*focus on the Mom Handler*

and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called

Easter
iss
the season ob
the Lily

and so
whee steb a round
teu
Our Lily Bed

and since
whee are no
Lily Ecksberts

I whill juss say
whee habbs a hand full ob
the dark edge ones
in a field ob
the reberse

and here iss me
quite confused

I amb
nebber ebber EBBER
forward ob the fence
off leash

so
here I amb
required teu be

trust. whorfy.

I. Can. Deu. Fiss.

I. Can.

o and for
libber treats

yeu bet

yeu habbed me at
...
libber

ob course
the Mom Handler
used thiss ass

a great diss trackshun test

that's wright

more training

MOAR training
[ass my g00d Friend Casey wood say]
w00t

and then
after making the Mom
berry berry broud

whee close out our ebening
wif
a bit ob lubbables

a bit ob belly
a bit ob cheek

and
a bundance ob sweets

o yeah
and
a baw

and now
I whill say

yeu habbs knot libbed
un till yeu habbs
a Reuf filled lab

wif
the soft furs
the gentle eyes
the sweeet nose

yess yesssss
that's wright
and here I amb ubdating
my FaceBook bage

in an a ttembt teu
make it look
L E S S
like the wonder full
BERSON
that I really amb
*shakes head in diss gust*

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

*weu heu*

butt teuday whee begin wif

our sbeshull edition

what iss called

Money Pit calls for Tricity Off

and right ub there

yeu whill see

the CenterBoint Deudes

cutting and lassoing off

the circle ob life

the lights, the teebee, the internets
are bound ub and off

and ober there iss
the Elecktrishun
deuing hiss fing

on the ground iss
old stuff
what no longer meets code

and bringing uss ub
from 1953 teu 2014
iss
the Elecktrishun

and now after a morning ob

stress followed by silence

it iss time for

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Friday Lunch Out Wif The Mom

and here whee are

in

the Trolley

and
at our destination

S O N I C

and while I drool ober
sundaes and sblits and cones

I amb in heaben
on a counta
the Mom orders me
T O T S

yesss yesssssss

that's wright

and
here whee deboard
the Trolley

and now that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
*door bell rings*

A Backage for Me

o...o...o
let me check the return address
o
it iss from
My Berry Berry Good Friend Casey R Doodle

yeu may all so find
hiss bage
 here

mere whords can knot ecksbress
how much I lubbs
Casey and The Goddess

in berry fack
whee treuly feel ass though
whee are
f a m b i l y
...
on tob ob my backage
a gorgeous bicksher ob
Sweet Casey

and on the back

the sweetest ob notes

yess yessss

and

i n s i d e

rabbed so artickstickally

are the berry mose
wonder full shmells

teu bags ob
Home Made Treats

hand made by the Goddess
and
taste tested by the Casey

I can knot fank Casey enough
for his foughtful concern that
the current state ob
our financial drain

might imback
my treat subbly

wif all my heart
Fank Yeu, My Friend

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Noon Brogress Check

and juss look
here's some stuff that's been done
along wif some juss stuff laying round

and on a hamsummer note
here iss
bart ob me

*shniffs*

and now

that brings uss teu

our once a year feature

what iss called

My Annual Check Ub wif Doctor Mark

and here iss me
*sings*
on the road again

o my
Hi Whay Teu-Ninety
iss
a horrible mess

whee left whay ahead ob time
and whill hobefullly arribe
on schedule

ahhh yessss
juss a few minutes early enough

for
a wee walk

and
a bit ob a photo obborteunity
*finks... gosh I look ubset*

the traffick
whas a bit distracking

and I whas
ready teu go in side

where
the whaiting reum

whas
chock full ob
ecksitement

there whas
big dogs

and
little dogs

and
kitty cats

and
berry best ob all
eudles ob beobles

wheu
all whanted teu
talk to me

and
bet me

and then
once the whaiting reum
cleared a bit

Julie and Sandy
cooed ober me

and
tole me
they LUBB me

and then I did fink teu
ubdate my status
on facebook

and then
since whee muss whait our turn
I relacks a bit

"Reufus"
yess yessss
that's me
here I amb

and then
teu the little reum
whee whent

and then while
I whent back for
some sbeshull attenshun
. . .
the Mom read
teh bulletin board

and whondered
...
why iss a Golden all whays
on the cubber
for
Wheight Management

*hmmm*

I habbs no idea why

and now here I amb
back wif the Mom

after
a stick in the arm

and
a boke in the batooty

and then
they came and got me
for
my manny-peddy

and while
I amb
a berry good sbort

I amb all whays
habby
teu return teu
my the Mom

and
here I amb whaiting on
Doctor Mark

he and the Mom
habbs
a sbeshull bond

frew
the many lumbs, bumbs and surgeries
ob our
The Luke

the ebilebsy and hib diss playshus
ob our
The Bleu

and
the hard fought battles
wif
the ebil ebil EBIL c...

Doctor Mark
all whays says
"so good teu see yeu under better circumstances"

and he all so says
I look great
knot teu fin
great muscle tone
flexy joints
no lumbs or bumbs
lymph nodes juss fine
...
friendly chit chat
a rub down
free shots

and
I. Amb. Outta. Here.

whell
whee habbs teu
whait on my chart
and then
bay some green babers

gibbing uss an obborteunity
teu
...
what iss it wif
the wheight obsession

ok ok
so it says here
55-75 bounds

and I wheigh
*drumb roll*
67.6 bounds
*yibbee let's go*

and now it's time for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
a funny fing whee see on the whay home

*haha*
can yeu see
the blane iss crashing inteu the building
[knot really... really it iss stuck there mid flight]

"home, Trolley Driver"

whee shood be all mose back in
the tricity
the lights
the cool airs
and more imbortantly
the teebee
the interwebs

butt
a lass
no
and bretty ecksauceted from
all ob the day's ecksitement
...
I whent teu
my little reum

I need a little
R & R

butt then
berhabs out ob boredom
berhabs out ob rest less ness
berhabs out ob stir crazies
. . .
I bresent yeu wif
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Bunny Sheut

and here I amb
rocking
the bink bunny ears

I fink yeu can see
my heart iss really
in it

life gets no better than ...
o boy
bleu bunny ears

habbs I mentioned lately
I deu lubbs
Casey's Treats

and now
wif a quick
whard robe change

I bresent for yeu
my Easter Bunny neckwhare

baired wif
yeu guessed it
color coordinating ears

it takes
a real man

teu bull off
thiss look

and
I fink whee agree
*smirk*

the bleu ears
look much better

than the bink
wif thiss out fit

*ding dong*
sabed by the bell

the tricity men
are here

and they are going teu
hook. me. ub.

if the Doorman
whill juss oben thiss door

I whill helb them
I whill show them
the circle ob life

butt
wifout so much as eben
asking me
the Mom shows them teu
the back

where they
take their glubbs out ob
a bouch what says
"all whays whear yeur glubbs"

and they butt them on
and then go about
the business ob re-connecking
the circle of life

or
so I fought

butt
no
the Rich Elecktrishun says
he habbs much more whork teu deu
*sigh*

so wif
that sad news
I declare it teu be time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

what teunight features
salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
a drizzle ob Grizzly Salmon Oil
Jazz Abble garnish

lubbingly baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

along wif
imbeckable good manners

and
a berry healfy abbetite

and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our After Dinner Outting

boy o boy
whill I ebber be habby teu habbs
my kingdom
teu myself

butt it abbears
whee are still
a berry long whay a whay

and that brings uss teu
a berry crestfallen feature
what iss called
My Friday Night

it whas dark
it whas stuffy
it whas quiet

for a cubble ob quick seckonds
whee considered
feeling sorry for ourselbes

butt then whee fought ob
Our Berry Many Blessings
and
Our Berry Many Friends
...
whishing yeu each
A Wheekend wif those Yeu Lubbs
A Blessed Easter
and
A Whonderful Wheek ob Hobe & Habbiness Ahead

P.S. Our tricity whas turned on around 945pm.