Friday Night Wrights: A Trial Run for A Trial Run Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

A Trial Run for A Trial Run

Edition

and now

if yeu recall

when whee lasst sboke

I whas busy sbending

about free grand

on

teu new bockses

whell

ackchewally free new bockses

what are knot free

on a counta iffin I know my maff

each bockscomes out teu

about one grand

*sobs*

and now iss

a good time

teu

change the subjeck

. . .

my my how about that wheffer

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Saturday Second Breakfast Run

yess yessss

after a late, wharm and frankly boring

Friday night wifout grub

the Mom and I enjoy

an early morning first breakfast

ob salmon kibbles

and then a nice lazy

Saturday Morning Lay-In

what whee follow ub wif

the best fun ebber

A Second Breakfast Run

 for

sgrambled eggs

crisby bacon

#browns

and

biskits

and while there iss

no bictorial ebidence

those noms were

...

n o m m y

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and that bring uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

Habby Easter

yess yessss

and

lucky for me

the Easter Bunny

stuffed

my basket

before

the earf went silent

the lights went out

the interwebs *gasb* whent off the line

and the BIG check whas written

on a counta

juss look at

all these goodies

there iss

skweekies

and

peepsies

and

libbers

and

craggles

[what are whatter bottle peepsies]

it iss

hard teu cheuse

butt

I fink I'll start wif

the burble duck

what iss fun teu

toss about

*skweekskweekskweek*

o and look at

thiss swell tag

o the worry sum Mom

I amb only admiring

the tag

why wood yeu fink

I might be

eating it

*tsk tsk*

it iss hard work

libbing wif the Barole Officer Mom

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our new regular feature

what iss called

My Self Bortraits

insbired by

My Lilly Photo Sheut

I bresent teu Yeu

Me in Whatter Colors

and in more keebing wif

my arkitecky reuts

Me in Rabidograph and Brismacolor Art Marker

yess yesss

and ass an artsy arteest

I fink I habbs

a great future

in Obedience

or Motion Bickshers

*nods*

and sbeaking ob

Obedience

that bring uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Teusday Training

and here I amb

showing yeu

my sit stay

while

the Mom iss getting in

more fitbit stebs

whalking round

the back yard

I take all mose ass much

b r i d e

in my obedience

ass I deu in

my miss behabiors

and here I amb

after swibing some hedgitables

wright wright

I amb

wrong wrong

and here I amb

listening teu

the lecksher

hahaha

she still lubbs me

how cood she knot

*inno-sent smile*

and now that brings uss teu

 a sbeshull feature

what iss called

A Bisitor On My Front Borch

yesss yessssss

he whass right there on

my whellcome mat

then he beered off teu the left

and ub the door jamb

...

Meet Rick

Rick

The Whalking Stick

and ummm

Rick iss

a stick about town

blaces teu go

sticks teu see

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fank Heabens It's Fursday

yess yesss

and while the Mom arribes home

L A T E

the sun iss still

 B E R R Y   M U C H   U B

and

wheu heu

the lawn crew

then also comes teu tend

the lawn 

for which they are named berry coincidentally named

boy o boy

I amb habby teu see them come

and eben habbier teu see them

go

there iss nuffing quite like

a freshly mowed lawn

*zib zib zeum zeum*

and here I amb

in the ober grown bed for

a quick snack

until ob course

the Wharden Mom

calls me out

she tells me

the many errors ob my whays

and

I laugh and laugh

and then

I gibbs her a bit ob

a rebentent face

and boint out teu her

ober head

look look

that's Fred and Ginger's daughter

Isabella

Isabella Dubb

seriously

that's what they named her

and now it iss time

wif abologies in adbance

for the boor bickshers ob

our second training feature

what iss called

my late ebening sit stay

I amb being good

I got thiss

and here comes

the Handler

and

look look

my feetsies

firmbly blanted

"ecksersize finished"

and here I amb

juss before

*release*

*bow*

  and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

and

thiss Friday

iss different from all odders

on a counta

the berry full training bag

and

the backing list on that yellow bad

and now

whee are out for

small business

a bit ob

juss checking

a round 

 juss checking

the little oak

a bit ob

a run 

there iss

e c k s i t e m e n t

in the air

and

I amb feeling it

 berimeter check

comblete

and now iss the time for

our seuber sbeshull feature

what iss called

A Trial Run for A Trial Run

 yess yesss

whee whill berry soon

be trabelling teu

Obedience Trials

and on a counta whee habbs

some blace berry sbeshull teu go

thiss wheekend

whee are going

early and 

t e u g e f f e r

 teu test

our trabell skills

and while

I hate teu teut my own horn

I feel combelled teu tell yeu

. . .

I amb the Model Trabeller

my secret iss

lie down and / or sweeb

when moobing

 then rise ub teu

see where yeu are

when stobbed

and ass yeu can see

I amb belted inteu

the Trolley

for thiss berry long trib

- - - - -

destination

The Biney Woods ob East Texas

 no

knot Georgia

 no no

knot Georgia Bacifick

juss a bit furfer

and here whee are at

the berry ecksiting and long a whaited

Trolley Stob

 Seuber 8

Nacogdoches

I habbs nebber ebber

stayed in

a hotel 

so

I amb 

a m b e d   u b

at furst

and then

ass whee bring

my many whorldly bossessions

inteu the reum 

I start teu fink

thiss iss cool

. . .

t h i s s   w h o r k s   f o r   m e 

ob course

I amb

a   h i t

from check-in 

butt that's a story for later

juss look at

the whatter bowl

 they habbed whaiting for me

and while checking in

whee found

thiss lucky benny

I habbs

high hobes

for the luck thiss benny whill bring me

and now here iss

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Seuber 8 Whalk Number XXX

and

whay ober there

yeu whill see

the Trolley 

 and then

here I amb

*sitting*

ducking the babbarazzi

whoa

thiss sun iss bright

 *skwint*

 whee are in town teu bisit

my the Mom's Aunt

what makes her

ought ought carry the teu

. . .

My Great Aunt

 whee whill see her

teumorrow

and teuday

whee whill

whork our hotel skills

starting wif

our hotel selfy

haha

 o

and here iss what I see

out our window

 butt I digress

ha ha

yeu know

. . .

hotel libbing iss really

q u i t e   g r a n d

when whee walked in the front door

the Desk Attendant said

"Yeu must be Amanda"

[teu my the Mom ob course]

and ass she leaned whay ober the counter

she sayed

"I habbs been looking forward teu seeing yeur golden retrieber"

 she euhed and ahhed ober me

and berry all mose forgots teu ask for

photo id, credit card and signature ob the Mom

. . .

yeu are whellcome

I did berry much show her the lubbs

and eben gibbs her

her berry own photo obborteunity 

and then

whee moob inteu the reum

a berry sbayshuss reum

a berry sweeeeeet reum

 and

whee are tired 

 really tired

 really really tired

whee are all so

hungry

so

off whee go

teu bick ub food stuffs

bawsing a moment in

the elebator lobby

 yess yess

and that brings uss teu

a new sbeshull feature

what iss called

Going Ub

yess yesss

thiss iss

my berry first time in an elebator

door oben

march right in

door oben

march right outt

. . .

and leading quite

the sheltered life

I deu knot see a lot ob stairs

butt teuday

I did about a fousand floors

[whill habbs teu check the fitbit later]

o

and I also did

a few rambs

*giggle*

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and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legumes kibble

green beans

abble slices ala Sonic Dribe-Inn

baired wif

Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and while

I amb a customed teu

whatters on the left - noms on the wright

...

I figure it out

and now is time for

our regular feature

what iss called

My After Dinner Outting

and while out on our stroll

whee hit our

t e n   f o u s a n d   s t e b s

and now whee interrubt

our after dinner outing for

a regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Photo Sheut

I amb

surrounded by diss trackshuns

and

I deu knot whant teu look at

the camera

deu. knot.

ok

I whill look at the Photographer

on a counta

the Mom iss singing teu me

sweet nuffings

thiss iss

sensory ober load

so many many many

fings teu inbestigate

close yeur eyes

and imagine

the sweet aroma

ob

my berry first

honeysuckle

and

o how I wood lubbs teu

run right down thiss hill

and inteu

the woodsy woods

butt a lass

*sigh*

I amb kebt on

the fin line

between

kebt and unkebt

mowed and whild

and maybe it iss the arky tecky in uss

butt whee are curious about

thiss berry missblaced concrete marker

whee can see it from our reum

butt it iss knot easily ecksblained

*buzzled look... scratches head*

. . .

and now

time teu go in

I habbs got thiss hall whay down

and when I bass by thiss one door

I draw a bark from

a shnowzer

*cubbers mouf wif baw and chuckles*

and now here I amb

back in the reum

and it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

my the toy ob the wheek

and thiss wheek's toy iss

my burble duck

it seems abbrobriate teu

ass whee whill rest our heads teunight
berry near teu
Stephen F Austin Statue Unibersity

home ob
the Fighting Burble Lumberjacks

yess yesss
that's wright
butt when the Mom turns her head

*sneaky giggle*
I bulled |
my carrot bunny stuffy
out ob the luggage

and
I blayed and blayed and blayed

I deu lubbs
bulling the first teu bunnies out

and then reuting a round

trying teu get teu
the fird bunny

now that iss what I call
f u n

and sbeaking ob fun

now is time for

our regular feature

what iss called

the Friday Night Chew

I helbed her back it

so I know it's in my bag

and now

*c h e w*

I amb habbing a hard time
understanding
why I can knot chew thiss on
the big bed

butt
ok ok
I get it
the floor is good teu

and now
ass whee settle in teu
our ebening
mano a mano

whee refleck on
our day ahead
and
our day behind

and whell
iff I may be a bit fillosofickal
for a moment
...
I amb finking ob
one ob my faborite kwotes

"What lies behind us

and

what lies before us

are tiny matters

compared to

what lies within us."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

wif lub in my Heart
and
my the Mom by my side
...
I can go any where
I can face any fing
I can conquer The Whorld