Friday Night Wrights: The Case of a Missin Monkey Leg and a Big Business Audit

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Case ob a Monkey Leg
and a
Big Business Audit

yess yesss
in our last issue
whee were gallabanting a bout

rebelling in the sunny sun shines
and odder wise
wonder full wheffer

and kicking back wif
the berry bobular
my the bink monkey

and now

blease teu join me for

the rare feature

what iss

*gasb*

knot about the me

yess yesss

in fack thiss iss a bit ob

a double feature

what iss called

The Mom FitBit Steb Challenge

and

Scenes from The Facktory

that's wright

whee are
walking walking walking

quite a bit at home

and the Mom iss walking the barking garage

at the Facktory

and here she iss

starting at the tibby tob

where juss beyond

yeu can see the mid rise buildings ob

Greenway Blaza

o and look look
there iss the tibby tob ob
my the Trolley

and looking norf
yeu can see
a nodder barking garage
a cubble ob new mid rise buildings
and
a hodge bodge ob new construckshun

o and teu the east
yeu habbs brolly heard ob
the berry whorld famous
Texas Medical Center
what iss
knot teu far ober there

and sabing the best for last
looking east
Down Town Houston
wif her sky skrabers

the Mom iss whalking the garage
down and back ub twice a day
she counts teu her self
and bracktisses
lefts, rights, abouts and bace changes

ha ha
otter beobles in the garage
brolly fink she iss
*ahem*
n u t s

butt enough a bout the Mom
let's get teu
our feature story
what iss called
The Case ob a Missing Monkey Leg

yess yesss
it whas a Teusday
like most otter Teusdays
for
my the bink monkey and me

and then all ob a sudden

whee discubbered

a nodder ecktomy

that's wright

in addition teu

being deaf in one ear

the bink monkey

now whalks in

circles teu the left

and ass iss
the case wif leg ecktomies
there whas in
inquizzishun

an
interrogayshun ob sorts

I did ecksersize

my wright teu remain silent

in the midst ob a lot ob

"o Reufus"

"o why did yeu deu it"

" o say good by teu the bink monkey"

"o no more stuffies for yeu"

"o..."

whell yeu get the bicksher

and then wif a

*collecktibs sigh*

whee got on wif

our regular feature

what iss called

the rest ob our Teusday

yesss yesss

out whee go

and look
a wheed

butt
she's a bretty wheed

and
whay ub there
in the bleu bleu sky
...
the meun

ass yeu can see
it iss
a chamber ob commerce
kind ob day

and now

let's cut thiss string

and get the barty started

wif
the eckseuberant frolicking

the ribbing
the rombing

and checking on

the little men on the fence

what habbs been reblaced by

a flat triangle

and
wif a call teu go
in ob doors

I baws teu remind the Mom Judge
ob
my innocents

*nods*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what on a counta

my Skool

iss on hiatus

for a cubble ob wheeks

*gasb*

iss juss called

My Wednesday

my grasses
are really tall

and
tall grasses hide
eudles ubon eudles ob shmells

and
I inbestigate each and ebbery one

whell that and
I search for
stuff teu eat

and sbeaking ob eat
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
brebaring for
A Big Business Audit

starting wif
a bigantick dollob ob
b u m b k i n

closely followed by

w h a t c h i n g   m e

berry closely
whaiting
coaksing
begging

let's teu get a leg ub
[and out]
on
some big business

and while
the Mom Business Manager
iss frilled wif the normal big businesses
...
nuffing bink
*sigh*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and deu teu

jacked ub Facktory condishuns

the Mom whas ecksauceted

when she arribed home

and wif
juss a few stebs left
teu meet her daily goal

whee whent out for some
f r e e s t y l i n g

the Mom
whalking just teu be whalking

and
following me a round

teu keebs me out ob
what she refers teu
ass
trubble

ass for me
I amb seeing it all

shmelling it all

running a bout

geufing a round

until
what iss that I hear

yess yessss

t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l

and ubon the adbice ob
my the Aunt Karen
the Chef habbs brebared
thiss bebby ob fiber rich dinner boods

salmon and legume kibbles
carrots, botatoes, green beans, lima beans and corn
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
and
a bigantick dollob ob bumbkin

and here iss me
wif manners
and also finking ob
all my future leg ecktomies

yess yessss

the bunishment iss

d e e - l i s h

and now
let's blease teu go outside

so
I can tease yeu

wif
the hobes ob

a bottom line in the... bink

butt a lass
no no
knot now knot teuday
so let's go in and
flob a bit

blease teu
rub my belly

and then
outta no where

my bink balentine abbears

what makes the Mom nerbous
so she quickly offers
a distrackshun

out the front door she goes
and back in wif
a big bocks

a big bocks
I amb sure
what iss
for me

"teumorrow"
she says
and so all so
...
wif the lawn crew
in my the yard

I whait
...
until
the coast iss clear
the lock iss back on the gate
and then
o u t   w h e e   g o

teu grab
a few more stebs
a bit more disstance

burn
a few more calories

habbs
a   l o t   m o r e   f u n

and here I amb
checking the gate

and here I amb
*gasb*
coming when called

yess yesss
I'm good

l e t s   g o   i n

and here I amb
the bicksher ob innocents
wif out flash

 and
the bicksher ob innocents
wif flash

o
*ummm*
where iss the big business end

it iss down here
wif
my FREE monkey legs

ha ha
and now ass the sun sets
I settle in for some
l a b   t i m e

some
b i l l o w   t i m e

some
s t r e t c h i n g   o u t

some
curling ub a bout the fan

some
berry berry lubby dubby ness

some
sweet *sighs*

and some
nabby nabs

while
the Mom unwinds
and whatches a bit ob teebee

night night

...

and now

*big long sigh*

wif

a berry berry berry
long and sweebless night

ob

t h e   h o r k a s

[the Mom's, knot mine]

whee drag

our tired ole bones

outta bed

teu kick off

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Morning

and here I amb
ecksited teu deu
a bit ob training

ahhh yessss
telling yeu a story
and
what otter fings I can deu

small business yeu say
yesss yessss I whill

and now
chob chob

let's get on wif
our day

on a counta
ass
the great fillosfer Anon
once said
...
"the quicker she leabes, the quicker she gets back"

and so
I race inside teu
my little reum
*kennel*
*whait for 4 sweet botato and becan cookies*
*nom 4 sweet botato and becan cookies*

*sad face*

*cast out heabing helbing ob GUILT*

*settle in for nab*

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Yay

The Mom iss Home from the Facktory

 and wif
a lubbing greeting teu the Mom
and then a sweeb frew
the backages and shmells ob
the kitching

 whee then
whisk our selbes out ob doors

teu
soak ub a gorgeous day

 and then all so conduck
a rebeat ob a sbeshull feature
what iss called

A Big Business Audit

and

w h e u   h e u

 w h e e   s e e   b i n k
and yess yessss
a chob chob and all so diss seckshun
rebeals
b i n k   m o n k e y   l e g
...
*bigantick sigh ob relief*

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Friday After Noon Juss Hanging

 wif no meaning full sweeb last night
the Mom crabes a nab

 butt then
friends wheu rarely call
...
call

and whell uhhhh
some fing I did knot tell yeu earlier

when the Mom furst got home
I ran out
and in one fell swoob
I found a DBB
[dead baby bird]

*drob it*
she said
*drob it*
I did

that said
I deu habbs a hard time
forgetting
where
I found the DBB

butt when rebrimanded
I draw ubon my brofessional issm
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut 1

and here I amb showing yeu
my bretty sit

or what whee in the sbort call
my tuck sit

yesssss
that's wright
knot only iss thiss
a photo sheu

butt
I amb all so working
m y   s i t   s t a y

I amb
S U C H   A   G O O D   B O Y

and now wif

the audit behind me

...

I rebell in my freedom

*come*

*go*

*circle round*

*come*

and now for
a ribbing romb

eubsy
and a recall

*whshhhhew*
and now
yesss yessss

time
teu go in ob doors

time
teu go teu ring the Chef

time
teu ober see

our regular and tasty feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legume kibbiles
carrots, botatoes, green beans, lima beans, corn
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
side ob bumbkin
jazz abble garnish

ahhh yesssss
that's itt ub there
all mine

and
habbs I mentioned lately
that
I deu lubbs the Chef Mom

whell
I deu
and she feeds me berry whell lubbs me teu

and now teu the dinner table
where whee find
my feast, baired wif the Ozarka Sbring Whatters

whaiting on the whord
like
a good boy

and now
whoofing it down like a...
like a whoof

and then
the Mom lets me out

butt whee habbs teu whait on
the Photographer
wheu habbs forgotten
*gasb*
her camera

o juss soak it ub

the wonder full
sun shine

and wif businesses
out ob the whay

I check
the little oak tree
for the lastest trends

and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Friday Photo Sheut Bart 2

and keebing wif
the pheme ob thiss issue

I amb rocking
my trade mark
sock monkey bandana

all while
gibbing the Mom
a bretty sit

o yesss
I deu lubbs libbers
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
I lubbs Bockses

so much in fack
I hobbed ub in the chair
wif
Bocks Number One

wif talk ob
gradyeu ating me teu
a bigger reum

the Mom and I
decided teu try
a folding gate

I deu knot know

butt
here I amb telling the Mom
it iss knot wide enough

whell
wif the jury out on the gate
whee moobs on teu
Bocks Number Teu

a little nibble on the corner

o yess yess
and out bobs

a big carrot stuffy

wif
little remoobable bunnies
[wif all deu abologies teu Mister and the CL]

and wif the berry skebtickle Mom
I amb made teu bromise

N O   B U N N Y   A U D I T S
...
and now sbeaking ob audits
all so in the bocks
for the berry berry berry
brocrastinating Mom Tax Consultant

ah oh
I amb likely teu learn
a lot ob new words
thiss wheekend

and now it iss time for
 a berry brief regular feature
what iss called
a short fambily nab

what iss knot really a nab
but more like
a mini lubb fest

it habbs been
a berry fun day
butt
the airs are
hot

so
I break a whay teu
cool my sweet belly

on the floors
what yeu can knot see
iss that
there iss a 3" drob teu the tile floor

butt
I amb comfy
and all so
r e a d y

for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and teunight's cheu
iss

*drumb roll*
a berry tasty bully stick

ahhhh yesssss
tiss the best whay teu unwind
from a stress full wheek

and now ass
I say me down teu sweeb
I amb fank full for
a l l   m y   m a n y   b l e s s i n g s
and most ob all
m y   f r i e n d s