Friday Night Wrights: First A Feather Then A Monkey Ear Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Furst a Feffer

then a Monkey Ear

Edition

juss like the ole saying

what goes

no neus iss good neus

so it iss all so

that

unebentfull wheeks are the best ob all

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Lazy Wheekend

did whee go any where

no

did whee take good bickshers

no

teu the contrary

juss look

the Photographer snabbed a

*gasb*

small business shot

whee whorked on

our heeling

our sit stays

and

our recalls

the Maid did many chores

butt much teu my dissabbointment

whee nebber left home

*sigh*

it whas berry rough

ecksauceting in fack

esbeshully when

the HouseKeebing did come teu

change the sheets

I mean

I deu lubbs clean sheets

butt

her timing

iss 

nebber good

the one big wheekend ebent

iss

Our Aggies bs DePaul

in

The Sweet Sixteen

what whee whin

84-65

- - - - -

and boy o boy deu I need 

a nodder day

teu recubber from my wheekend

butt

here comes
our regular feature

what iss called

Monday Mischief

Monday

whas a berry bretty day

the temby teur iss

a bit on the wharm side

for our liking

butt

whee lubbs the sun what iss shining

and

ass yeu know

I deu lubbs juss teu

take it all in

the sights

the sounds

the shmells

and then like

a cheeto

I amb off for

A Teur ob Mischief

yess yessss

that's wright

from corner teu corner teu corner

eating

ebbery. single. fing. I. see.

wif my the Attendant

screeching

reufus no

in the house reufus

reufus yeu little ship

yeu whill nebber run free again

*haha*

and here I amb

whorried about

wheffer the Mom means

any ob that

and then also

whee settle in for

the Elite Eight

Aggies v. uconn

whee started out strong
butt
whee lose teu the near berfeckt team
54-69
*sigh*
- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Habby Abril Furst

what ass yeu know iss

Abril Fools Day

and thiss year

Abril Furst iss all so

Major Leeg Baseball's

Obening Day 

and

our Astros oben wif the ny yankees

and much teu

my shock and surbrise

the team formerly known ass

the [L]Astros

won their furst teu games

against the yanks

6-2

3-1

so for teu whole days
[that's like a record and stuff]

whee were tied for

furst blace

*bow*

and now

here iss me demonstrating

good boy behabior

on a berry leuse leash

*nods*

and now wif

the wheffer a bit gleumy

blease teu follow me

in ob doors

for an ebening ob

debauchery

 and

leeshure

o yess yesss

on an ebening such ass thiss

I deu lubbs teu

whatch teebee

wif the Mom

and by 

whatch teebee

I mean

shmuggle

for

bets, brushes and lubbings

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Photographer lubbs A Sweet Nose

and here iss

mine

ahhhh

yess yesssss

life

gets no better than thisss

whell until

...

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

 

and now

blease teu join me

ass I sneuberbise

the traditional

chobbing ob the chee

and now

chee chobbed

whee back the bag

chee... check

libber... check

tug toy... check

whatter bottle... check

now let's roll

yess yesssss

teunight iss the night

the BIG night at My Skool

...

Our Beginner Novice

Mock Obedience Trial

how did it go

yeu ask

...

whell

in retrosbeck

the Mom Handler hybed me ub 

teu much and teu early

so it whas a bit like

the Mom Handler wheu cried wolf

when whee entered the ring

and then

I whas berry distrackted by

the baber signs on the floor 

*mmm mmmm baber iss nommy*

for 

the heeling ecksersize

so 

the Mom Handler talked teu me

whay teu much

the figure 8s were tough

butt then

my sit stay and sit for ecksam

where

r o c k   s o l i d

and

my recall

whas juss short ob really good

so yeu ask

Reufus what deus thiss mean

it means

whee need teu take our training

on the road

whee need teu train in silence

whee need teu whork on

bace changes

normal > slow > normal > fast > normal

and wif baber signs on the floors

...

thiss iss so much fun

and ass whee go teu bed each night

whee remind each otter

Whee are Bartners

Whee are A Team

...

yess yesss

I go teu sweeb wif the Handler

and whake ub wif the Mom

and that brings uss teu

our some times regular feature

what iss called

It's Fursday and Boy Am I Tired

that's wright
it whas a berry late night
and
neeber ob uss
whas ready teu get ub

butt
get ub whee did

and wif a bit ob
a shake offf

I did tend teu
my businesses

and then
and then
and then
...
ass the sbirit meubed me

a sweet roll

o ...   y e a h
shake it off

that whas
s o   g o o d

me finks
I'll habbs
a nodder

 and then

I sent the Mom a whay

teu deu

Fursday Facktory Fings

whalking for miles
checking thiss and that

 it iss coming a long nicely

and wif

the rainy rains what were raining

she did hob in the Trolley

and head home

for

our regular feature

what iss called
Fursday after Facktory iss all mose like Friday

there iss
a sbring in our steb

and

a song in our heart

all be it some times like teuday

a berry slow
bleusy kind ob song

what goes
a little like thiss

o I got me some gleumy skies
wif the sbrinkles on my head

and while my myrtle leabes

I got
the storm buildin'
 becan buddin' bleus

ba da da da DA
- - - - -
*bow*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Foto Sheut Fursday

*ha ha*
ass the Photographer stebs a whay
leabing me in a sit stay

I amb
all business

butt then
out ob her bocket

the Mom bresents
a libber treat

and
the Good Lord knows
I lubbs me
a libber treat

and then wif
a release
a bit ob a run

and
a recall

whee come in ob doors

and settle in for

a little game

what whee call

Fursday Night Snooze

and now at long last

that brings uss teu

our rebular feature

what iss called

Yay It's Friday

and I deu lubbs teu

start the day wif

a little bout

a little
message teu the Mom
...
blease teu knot leabes
the monkeys

blease teu knot leabes
the me

butt then

the Mom reminds me

the quicker she leabes

the quicker she returns

so
let's rumble

and here I amb in
a forbidden corner

chombing my whay
frew the greens

and the
a run frew the kingdom

a baws teu let
the Mom
catch ub

and wif
the Mom Handler
testing the recall

here
I amb
front and center
butt knot
s i t t i n g

[can yeu hear the Mom sigh]
ha ha ha
and here I amb
begging teu go in
teu get the Mom off teu the Facktory

so she can take care ob

Friday Fings

like

wee mails

job oberbayshun reborts

change orders

RFIs

consultant rebiews

and then

*baints the Mom wif Acme Inbisible Baint*

the Media Secretary

ubloads a few bickshers

 *shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Let the Friday Begin

 and wif
a quick relase
here I amb
checking the Mom's bants

 meubing forward for
a bit ob a shake

and then
dressed for Friday
whee are out 

 ass all whays
I baws for
my reuteen

and here iss
a little bicksher
what I like teu call
"wheu iss the monkey" 

h a   h a   h a
 and now
on a counta
the Mom habbed lunch wif my Uncle T
h a   h a   h a
she felt the need for
a nab

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My The Toy ob The Wheek 

and thiss wheek it iss
my the bink monkey 

 and juss ass
I whas enjoying
her tail

the Mom decided
e-nuff 

 and she whas
tucked a whay
for
a nab wif the Mom

and when
the Monkey and the Mom
awhoke
...
they found me in
my little reum

and then and then

on a counta

it was

t i m e

for

our regular feature

what iss called

the Friday Night Dinner Blate

 salmon and legume kibbles
carrots, beas, green beans, botatoes
salmon drizzle
jazz abble garnish
and
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

here are my
the manners 

and
here are my
the gobbles 

I habbs been asked
and no
I deu knot eat likes this ebbery meal
butt mose meals are
kibbles and salmon oil
and
one odder fing

 and now teunight on
the ebening news
... if it bleeds it leads ...

 whee habbs
a bit ob drama
wif
the new and ass it turns out... berry sharb
Bambered Chef knife
[earned frew a fundraiser for GRRH]

 and now wif
the Photographer
all bandaged ub

whee are
out ob doors 

for a
F U N   F R I D A Y

 and by
F U N

I mean
baffing my self in
the sun shine

and then
ass whee stroll frew
the kingdom
...
out ob no where
a feffer abbears

she floats down
and then
back ub

and
whee are habbing
a berry tender moment
*cue Forrest Gumb Feffer Musick*
finking
...
what deus thiss feffer mean

and ass she gently
floated teu the ground
...
I ate her

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my the Fiday Foto Sheut

and

my ace

the Photographer

declares

the sun angle iss all wrong

 so
whee rotates
90 de grees
and
under some cubbers

 and
the Photographer
imblores

 "blease teu gibbs me the good boy ears"

 and
I finks teu gibbs em

 butt then
I finks odder wise

 and then
there iss juss
so much going on

 I deu juss deu
focus on
the libbers

on a counta
the libbers
bretty much
r u l e   t h e   w h o r l d 

 wif the ecksebshun ob
...
what iss so distrackting yeu ask

 whell
...
the tiny men
standing on my back fence

juss
lookit 

 and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Bink Monkey Habbs an Ear

 whell
juss on a counta
ecktomy-interrubtus

and a bit ob

chantisements

followed by

a bit ob

lubb

and

slight ob hand

 and
E U B S Y

 eareacktomy... comblete
monkey on monkey cannibalism... frightening
- - - - -
and now whee return teu
a feature about
the little men on my the back fence

here is juss one
whorking a whay

 and now
ass the Kitchen Staff
cleans the galley

 I sbrawl and whait

for

dee dee dee... dum

yesss yesssss
it's time for
our regular feature

 what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu

and teunight's delicacy
iss
*drum roll*
a sweeeeeet bully stick 

*backs off teu share wif
haff deaf bink monkey*

 *habby sigh*
and now
in my foughts and brayers
teunight

Sweet Annie wheu crossed the Bridge

Sweet Charm wheu celebrated her Birfday at the Bridge

and

fighting the big fight...

My Friend Jake along wif his the Mom, Beth...