Friday, May 16, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: A Hodge Podge Mish Mash of Odds and Ends

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Hodge Bodge Mish Mash
ob
Odds and Ends
Edition
yess yessss
teunight I bresent for yeu
a micksed bag ob wheffer and ebents
so let's get right teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Saturday
whee did habbs
a berry blustery Friday night
wif
the whindy whinds
and
the gusty gusts
all ob which
gibbs me some
reason for whorry
for
thiss little dubblet
and ober head
I amb hobing that
Mrs. Ginger [wife ob Fred] Dubb
iss knot whorrying teu
. . .
and that said
I fink yeu can see
the dibersity ob
the Mom Nature
wif
her sun shines and dark clouds
on thiss
The Ebe ob the Mom Day
after all
it iss the Mom's berogatibbs
teu
change her mind
*nods*
and now
let's make some tracks
on a counta
I deu lubbs
a freshly tended kingdom
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Habby the Mom's Day
and here iss
me wif mine
now
some boys might
buy ecksbensibbs gifts
and
some boys might
craft cards wif crayolas
while
odder boys might
serbe breakfast foods in big bed
butt
ass for me
I take my the Mom
out in the Trolley
teu bick ub
a seuber sbeshull
euber festibbs
Second Breakfast
combrised ob
sgrambled eggs
crisby bacons
hash browns
biskit
and then whee return teu
our home
where whee deu
share
the tasty grub
and in honor ob
My Sweet The Mom
I deu gibbs
the Housekeeber
the day off
so
the Mom and I
bask in
the lazy
and
the silly
until
whee hear
= ding dong =
whell ackchewally treuf be tole
whee juss hear
= ding =
[on a counta our door bell only habbs one silly-bull]
and whee cood knot
answer the door
right away
on a counta
the Mom habbed but
a botato chib bag clib
in her hair
in the fashing ob
a moe-hawk
and now it's time for
our berry surbrise feature
what iss called
A Berry Big Surbrise
yess yessss
right there on my borch
. . .
a backage addressed teu
M E
what iss it
what iss it
I amb knot allowed teu swear
butt iffin I whas
I swear
. . .
it whas knot Curiosity
it whas the berry slow Photographer
what killed the cat
and now
yibbeeee
my bocks iss oben
and in side
O M D
cood it be
yess yessss
I T   I S S
C L E V E L A N D   B R O W N S
H E A D W H A R E
butt
how
butt
wheu knows my lubbs for
ahhhhhhh
*big smile*
My Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
and
Cousins Sheila and Chance
F A N K   Y E U
so berry berry much
for
making it offishall
I amb now
a full fledge member ob
T H E   D A W G   B O U N D
yess yesssss
bring on the fall football
I amb ready teu cheer
 *errrr*
W H O O F
and now
being ass how it iss
Mother's Day
it iss only
b o l i t e
that I share my hat
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our wheekly selfy
and
here I amb reminding her
m i n e
and now back teu
our barious and sundry Sunday
there whas
sun shine
and there whas
Fred
there whas a bit ob
ecksbloring
and there whas
a test
=  c o m e =
and
look look
I did
and now wif
much regret and heart ache
and
nashing ob teefies
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
o no the Facktory steals my the Staff
all on a counta
the morgue-idge combany
deus knot accebt
kisses
for bayment
and for the Mom
it iss time teu buckle down and get in
t h e   f i t b i t   s t e b s
and here are some
gorgeous skies ober
D o w n t o w n   H o u s t o n  
and now
it occurs teu me
I amb knot sure I habbs ebber bointed out
whay off on the horizon
the free white fings
left teu wright
The Astro Dome [yay]
Reliant Stadium [what iss now NRG Stadium]
The Texans Bracktiss Bubble [Lord knows they kneed it]
and now
*clears froat*
back teu
m e
and
our wheffer feature
what iss called
the monsoons
yess yessss
after an ebening ob
battening the hatches
and
gaffering the critters
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Teusday
and berry fank fully
when the Mom arribed
home
my grasses
whirr
green wif the habby nesses
and
dry enough
[for the mose bart]
teu bresent a
*brober sit*
o yeah
whee are out for
a bit ob
f u n
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g
yess yessss
these are my
f a b o r i t e   f i n g s
yeu know
a friend recently said teu me
"yeu sure train a lot"
and whell
whee train seberal times a day
ebbery single day
butt for
berry short few minutes
at a time
I deu lubbs teu
learn
I deu lubbs teu
berform
all mose ass much ass
I lubbs teu
n o m
and
d r i n k
and
h u n k e r   d o w n   i n   t h e   b i g   b e d
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia
and
here I amb assisting wif
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and
here I amb
settling
for a chee
and
here I amb
sitting
for a chee
and
here I amb
refleckting
on lessons learned
from
lasst wheek
and
here I amb
juss finking
ok
- - - - -
it iss against
M Y   C O N T R A C K T
teu habbs
B I G   B U S I N E S S   R E C O R D S
butt
*bun knot intended*
it iss imbortant teu share
L E S S O N S   L E A R N E D
and
lasst wheek's lesson:
Big Business
Better
Before Knot After
Skool
juss saying
. . .
and now
here I amb helbing wif
the libber backing
that's wright
yeu take the libbers from
the big backage
and yeu but them in
the zib lock
and then
yeu dance
yeu celebrate
yeu whait for go time
and then
yeu go
yeu take the obborteunity teu
run a bit
and then
when called
lickity sblit
and wif
my trade mark
bucker ob the lib
I gaffer
my body in a sit
and now
it's time for
my regular feature
what iss called
My Skool
and
here whee are
on our whay in
the Trolley
it iss
a berry short ride
and when whee arribe
I amb ober come wif
J O Y
and
here I amb
taking a small break
while
My Instrucktor teaches My Handler
and
d o g   k n o w s
she habbs a lot teu learn 
o yess yesss
and juss look
wheu's behind me

that's my friend
MJ
*hubba*
butt now
let's get back teu whork
and
here whee are whorking on
a   l i n e   m e n t
and iffin I whirr teu be distrackted furfer
behind me yeu can see
my berry sweet Bee-Slah
[sbelled vizsla]
Friend
wright wright
butt ass yeu can see
I amb
s o l i d
yess yesss
quite solid
*clears froat*
in sbite ob
the berry bretty distrackshuns
I mean
what's
a boy like me
teu deu
butt
whork hard
bay a lot ob attenshun
chill when
chilling iss in order
manage
my imbulsiff imbulses
learn teu
come teu front
and
four or a hundred
otter fings
. . .
butt at
the end ob the night
it iss all about habbing
fun
. . .
*ecksauceted flob and long sigh*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday Morning
*lazzzzzzy*
and here I amb
knot so ready teu
start the day
*curls ub in sweeby ball*
I hate teu whatch the Mom
head off for the facktory
butt
now it's time for
a sbeshull Trolley feature
what iss called
PICK UP A GRRH DONATION
yess yesss
the mom breezed home
from out ob town
whee each did
small businesses
and then
whee board the Trolley
teugeffer
and whee headed
whest
where
whee bicked ub
GReat Golden Items
and then again
here I amb showing yeu
 one more time
. . .
the crashing air-o-blane
and now
here I amb headed back
h o m e
blease teu
h u r r y
it iss
half bast
my dinner time
so
Trolley Driber
blease teu steb on it
and once home
and
dined
the Mom iss habby teu get off
her feetsies
and whee take
a few short minutes
for
a little lubbs time
a bit ob teebee
and then
out teu enjoy
the nice wheffer
the fresh airs
and
teu see
what's what
in the kingdom
the skattering skwirrels
and
the flushing dubbs
and
whe take baws teu whorry
. . .
whee fink
my belubbed becan tree
habbs gone
dead
*sobs*
and since
whee are boaf a bit tired
whee amble
a bit
and then
I come in for
a floors nab
only teu habbs the Mom
join me
at which time
I get ub and stand ober her
[ob course]
all so I am
whondering
can she get ub
and
why iss the Photographer
taking a bicksher
between my legs
*buzzled*
and then
I fink I really whant teu
go back out side
*dubb flush*
eubsy
there goes Fred
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
A Fursday Foto Sheut
*cue the Reulander musick*
here I amb
aleuf
and here I amb
bouty
and here I amb
serious
and here I amb
looking at libber treat down low
fought full
fought full
close ub
and here I amb
looking at a libber treat ub high
obtomistick
and here I amb
ecksbressing the delishussness ob the libber treat
blowing kisses
and here I amb
sweet
and here I amb
knot mobbing my feetsies
following the Mom Photographer
wif my head
knot my feetsies
and here I amb
saying
I lubbs yeu SO much
and the Mom Photographer
takes thiss one
wif
the sun shine whashing my sweet face
and now
I N
where whee
settle in for the night
and
whatch some good teebee
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
and while I amb
blurry knot ready for
the Mom teu leabe
I amb berry
habby
teu deu
our morning training
and whee
end our heeling
wif
braise for my bosition
*cheers*
and now wif
the broclamation
= all done =
I amb eager for
crate treats
and teu send the Mom awhay
skoot skoot
so she whill come back soon
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Let the Wheek End Begin
and whee
kick off the barty
wif
Whole Foods Bounty
there iss knot much in
these bags
butt
the Mom says it iss
all whee cood aford kneed
and now
let's get out
and
shmell the sun shine
and
feel the airs
on
thiss glorious day
yess yesss
wif a shmidge ob stalking
followed by
a brisk run
and
businesses
whee go in for
a relacksing nab
thiss isss
relacksing
no?
. . .
ok
how about now
cool airs
blowing
battooty tucked ub in
the Mom's hug
and
hands
holding
until
the clock tummy tells me
it iss
t i m e
that's right
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate
and teunight's
first teu layers
tossed wif
the drizzle
and
tobbed off wif
freshness
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh grean beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon
bink lady abble garnish
and here
I can bearly contain
my ecksitement
the Dinner Blate
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and now for
the rekwizit
manners
*release*
*gobble*
and now
for those ob yeu
wheu fink it iss funny that I drink
sbring whatters
I boint out teu yeu
Sbring Whatters iss on
the Good Boy Aisle
at
Whole Foods
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
our regular feature
what iss called
Our After Dinner Deuings
first
whee are out for
business
and teu
say hello teu
Fred and Ginger
and ass I look for
fings on the ground
the Mom looks for
fings in the air
and then
deus that air blane make
my butt look big
*chuckles*
the Photographer forgets teu
zeum the camer back out
. . .
and now after
a quick rest
I remind the Mom
it iss time for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
A Mothers Day Gift for Yeu
yess yessss
thiss  bocks came last night
wif
a ding ob the door bell
and it iss
all I can deu
teu contain
my ecksitment
yess yessss
neatly rabbed
in festibbs tisheu babers
a berry big bag
ob
b u l l y   s t i c k s
yesssssss
from

and now
I can fink ob
no better time
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
I whatch in tently
ass
the Mom obens the big bag
and
makes the ebening's seleckshun
and knowing
the drill
I whait bayshuntly
for
the score
and teunight
I settle right in
a left side cheu
a right side cheu
and
quick ass if my majick
*boof*
my bully stick iss gone
. . .
and now
ass whee rest our heads
our foughts and brayers turn teu

our friends wheu are facing 
big and small challenges
. . .
Knot Today and Knot Wifout A Fight

and all so teu

our friends celebrating
the joys of Fambily

. . .
blease teu join me in
welcoming
Sweet Chance
ass he joins hiss
Forebber Fambily
Sister Emma
Mama Sheila and Daddy Bob
. . .
Rescue Rocks

5 comments:

  1. O hai, Sweet Chase! Hugs to him and his famlee. And u and your famlee too. :) {{{Hugs}}}

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  2. Reuf, your Friday Night Wrights get better every week. You have so many adventures and different expressions it is hard to keep up with you.
    Their is no doubt you and The Mom are a great team and make each other very happy, and in doing so you are making a lot of other people happy also.

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma and Chance.

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  3. conga ratz two ewe chance on yur for evers home !! reuf...dood....way awesum ya getted a BOX oh bully stix; way awesum ya getted an oh fish dawg pound head gear wear, way awesum ewe gived yur mom a day off werk frum hous doo teez and ya drived her round town in de trolly....KNOT way awesum ya had ta see fred & ginger !!!!! :) heerz two a grate week a head ♥♥♥

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  4. Gosh,, so much happening in your world,, I will need to come back to read more... but I noticed your super looked much better than mine!
    love
    tweedles

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  5. So much happening your way and we agree with Tweedles your super looks better than ours. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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