Friday, May 9, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: This Crazy Busy Week Brought teu Yeu by The Letter F Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Thiss Crazy Busy Wheek
Brought teu Yeu
by
The Letter F
Edition
and by crazy busy
I mean
...
the Mom habbs been
whay teu busy at the
F A C K T O R Y
for my liking
fank yeu berry much
butt I
F O R G I B B S
her
[mosely]
so let's moob along now wif
our regular feature
what iss called
My Saturday
whee get
a seuber berry early start
[for a Saturday]
and the Mom but on
her going awhay clobes
what are abtly named
on a counta
she did go awhay
butt she also did
come back quickly
wif
shorter fur atob her head
and all so
F O O D A B L E S
 yess yessss
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Friday Leut
what iss running juss about
one day late
 butt I digress
*ahem*
teuday's treasures
are brought teu uss courtesy ob
the Brocurement Officer
and ob course
. . .
Kroger Food Stores
and let's see
what deu whee habbs here
. . .
F R E U T S ... check
bedgetables... check
otter helfy crab... check
 o and look
a stockbile ob whine
for
sbeshull whine okay-shuns
*nods*
 
 and wif last wheek
so busy
*bokes out bottom lib*
and wif the coming wheek
bromising teu be
eben busier
*sniffles*
whee settle in teu
a bit ob lazy nesses
and
 that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
enjoying the rest ob our wheekend
wif
the gorgeous bleu skies
and
the lubbly sun shines
casting 
the dancing shadows
incleuding
thiss berry
*scratches head*
interesting one
and on

my meanderings

I did come across
thiss lubbly whild
F L O W E R
juss before
a bit ob
drobbed leash
F R E E D O M
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
M-F and My Bart Time Staff
yess yessssss
I deu dread the Monday
when my
the Staff
goes on
bart time status
 and berhabs I might habbs mentioned
thiss wheek
the Mom's schedule iss
F U L L
 wif
the busy busy nesses
awhay from
our home
 and all so awhay from the
F A C K T O R Y
and
*a.d.d. moment*
l o o k   l o o k
and air-o-plane
and
the meun
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom gets in her stebs on the
F I T B I T
yess yesss
thiss wheek
she iss whorking in the
F I E L D
the first final whalk frew
on a berry big job
 in side
out side
checking ebbery
D Tail
and
imagine running inteu
Y E U
*haha*
and knot a customed teu being
o n   h e r  
F E E T S I E S
a l l   d a y
and when she arribes teu our home
l a t e
each ebening
her dogs are tired
and she iss
d o g   t i r e d
 or so she says
so blease teu forgibbs
the late ebening blurries
 and now wif
ecksaust-shun aside
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
bracktiss bracktiss bracktiss
 yess yessss
whee deu kneed teu
F I L M
m y   l u b b   f o r   t r a i n i n g
butt it iss difficult
wif such
a short staff
and so wif
still photography
I bresent teu yeu
m y   a w e s o m e   s i t / s t a y 
that's wright
whee deu bracktiss
many berry
F U N   F I N G S
t w i c e   a   d a y
in the morning and in the ebening
 yess yessss
my faborite times ob day
. . .
when
the Staff iss here
and
on deuty
 and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
F L O B B I N G
in the big bed
 wif so much teu deu
whee deu knot go early
butt when whee deu go
w h e e   h i t   t h e   b i g   b e d   h a r d
 *nods*
out go the lights
knot teu stir
till
time teu deu it all again
teumorrow
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
Habby Humb Day
the Mom Handler iss home
and she iss a
h o b b l i n g
 knot much time teu
r e s t
 whee habbs
fings teu deu
blaces teu go
and
c h e e   t e u   c h o b   c h o b
 and
here I ambgibbing yeu
a settle
for a chee
and now wif
the chee chobbed
and in the
F R E E Z E R
I amb set on
L E T S   G - O 
and when
the time finally rolls round
I board
the Trolley 
 for
My Skool
and when
I see my Skool
. . .
I can knot conceal
my ecksitement 
whee habbs teu
whait a bit for
a barking sbace 
 o boy
I can hardly
w h a i t
 weu heu
and now that brings uss teu
our regular sub title feature ob
My Ackademia
what iss called
My Class
and here I amb
brebaring teu demonstrate
my brilliance
*cough*
 in order teu
imbress my
F R I E N D
. . .
The Lubbly
Miss Mary Jane
 yess yesssss
Mary Jane and I
flock teugeffer
teu train
side by side
and so whell
r a z z l e   d a z z l e
and
e n t e r t a i n
I muss
teu earn
the attenshuns and affeckshun s
ob
The Sweet Mary Jane
 and
The Berry Lubbly Miss Meg
I fink yeu all can see why
*blushes*
- - - - -
And now wif all
the lubb talk
and
chit chat aside
. . .
the Mom Handler
left me for
a short break
what iss
more bracktiss for
show behabior
 I did
grate in the crate
and now it iss time for
m y   c l a s s
where whee worked on
line ups
heelings
F R O N T S
F I N I S H E S
and eben though
I amb a bit *off* teunight
I amb
d e m o   b o y
for
F R O N T S
on the rotation board
*bow*
. . .
a bit ankshuss
ass whee wrab-ub the night
diss cuss our home-whork
and
our challenge for the wheek
*pace pace pace*
I amb berry habby teu
board the Trolley
and
return home
. . .
*bust frew the door and boom... big business*
. . .
and now
*long content sigh*
night night
and wif
a hard night's sweeb
behind us
here I amb brebbing
the Mom jeans
for a guilt ridden outing
for a Facktory day in the Field
 and
our regular feature
what iss called
my 
F U R S D A Y
morning
 and
I've got
a bit ob a wild streak
 here I amb in
the no no Reufus come corner
and here I amb
hearing the suggestion
Reufus teu the house
 *chuckles*
leabing
some awesome baw brints
be hind
and the Mom stobs teu fink
such a shame
those brints are knot
F O R E B B E R
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
 what iss called
the Mom leabes me early
and
gets home teu me
much later than I wood like
 frew no fault ob her own
butt on a counta
one bad wreck
and
ten tons ob stuff teu deu 
for the facktory
butt I muss tell yeu
the wheffer
whorks teu send her home
a bit earlier than blanned
 yess yesss
juss ebber so slight rains
butt enough ob the whets teu
s h m e e r    t h e   i n k
on her note bad
 butt enough ob the whets teu
s h m e e r    t h e   i n k
on her note bad
so
dressed in
my muddy baw neck whare
whee are out
in the drizzles
teu take care ob
the business
bond a little
diss cuss
our day
and
sbeaking only for my self
scan for
c r i t t e r s
in my kingdom
what are berry few
on a counta
o what
heaby skies
fick and gleumy
clouds
berry dreary
for thiss the lone
F O W L
ob course
the firsty grasses

and
eben
Clearly Knot So Dead Phil
are begging for
a drink ob rain
and then teu
Fred and Ginger
ass if
whishing for a baff
and me
finking teu
check for
the Elecktrician's Crumbs
and hearing
the suggestion
o u t
*run*
*run*
*flush*
and then eubsy
Ginger takes
F L I G H T
*content sigh*
my whork here
iss done
and now that brings uss teu
Our NFL Draft Day Feature
what iss called
in the neckst hour or so
I whill become
a brofessional
F O O T B A L L   F A N
again
and so
I settle in
wif
the remote
and
the channel set teu
ESBN
Sborts Channel
and whee
whatch
and yess yessss
whee are seuber ecksited when
Texas A&M's #75
Jake Matthews
6f Bick
goes teu the
Atlanta
F A L C O N S
and then
in the blink ob an eye
Texas A&M's #13
Mike Evans
 7f Bick
goes teu
Tamba Bay Buck-O-Nears
and then whee
whait
and whee
whait
and whee
hold our collecktibbs
breafs
which team
whill earn me ass a
F A N
wheu o wheu
whill draft
Johnny
F O O T B A L L
whee whorry
he whill be selected by
teams whee deu knot like
and then
later than whee ecksbeckted
our
F A T E
is sealed
. . .
Texas A&M's #2
Heisman Trophy Whinner
Our Johnny Manziel
 22f Bick
goes teu
Cleveland Browns
and that iss how
I ended ub in
T H E   D A W G   B O U N D
*woof woof woof woof woof*
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y
and here I amb
ass whee begin
our morning training
I amb really
a morning berson
and amb
quite sharb
and
fo cussed
and here iss
my sbin
my get close
and when I hear
all done
I know it iss time teu
go in
so
I can send the Mom awhay
so
I can bring her home again
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y   after the   F A C K T O R Y
and deu teu
circumstances be yond our control
what wif
thiss crazy busy wheek
the Mom iss late
*s t r e t c h*
butt
I amb berry habby teu see her
and now dressed for
thiss wheekend's holiday ob lubb
and now
I amb out
teu
surbey the habbenings
teu be a bit
silly
teu check
hark wheu goes there
and then
whee go back in
so the Mom can deu
 a cubble ob the Mom fings
and then
. . .
my kingdom calls
ass also deus
the babbarazzi
*shy*
O
ummmm
iss that libber
yess yessss
I amb
habby
teu bose for yeu
here iss my
bensibbs look
and ob course
one ob my teu berry good sides
and here I amb
reflecking on
the imbending holiday
yesss yesssss
a day teu celebrate
m y   m a i n   s k w e e z e
on
Mother's Day
. . .
and look look
the lawn tender
habbs tended my lawn
o I deu lubbs
a freshly mowed lawn
now
let's go in
on a counta
the Mom needs
a nab
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek
and
thiss wheek's seleckshin
iss
*drumb roll*
The Bunny Stuffed Carrot
o
I deu lubbs
thiss carrot
*skweek skweek skweek*
and
bulling out the bunnies
one by one
and thiss game
like mose otters
iss
interacktibbs wif the Mom
ass I whork teu
free the bunny
she cheers me on
and ass I skweek the bunny
she hugs and binches on me
making skweeky sounds
wif each skweeze
ob course
thiss day
she habbs a bit ob
a tired
so
I break teu
gibbs her comfort
show her embaffy
and all so
show her my carrot
and then sensing
she really kneeds her rest
I
stob my skweeking
hob off the big bed
and then
. . .
*stares the Mom down from the side ob the bed*
teu which
she reblies
"Reufus on the bed"
*hobs ub and half whay ober the Mom*
a bit teu close for
the Photographer
*smooch*
*smooooooooooch*
and wif
my message
miss takenly
miss takened
for
a show ob lubbs
I retire teu
the door
frew which
I whish teu go out
and wif
time
and
a few bangs ob the blinds
the Mom iss
rejeubenated
and whee are out
for
a quick trib
what iss juss my
the abbertiser
and now it iss
F I N A L L Y
time for
my faborite feature
what iss called
the
F R I D A Y   N I G H T
D I N N E R   B L A T E

and here iss
the meal in brogress
the first free ingredients
and now
comblete

salmon and legume kibbles
fresh cut green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon
abble garnish

and now
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
here I amb
*manners*
and
here I amb
*gobble*
o
what a tasty
dinner blate
*burb*
and now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Friday After Dinner Outing
and
I deu baws teu refleck
on our wonder full life
and
I deu baws teu whish
for
s o   m u c h   m o r e
ob what whee already
t r e a s u r e
and now
let's get teu
the business
the arbor whork
the Whild Life Whellfare Check
and then all so
ob course
our regular feature
what iss called
our Friday Photo Sheut
a brime obborteunity
teu bracktiss
my sit stay
my focus
my bride
all while concentrating on
her libbers
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*long sigh*
time teu chill
what for me
means
a bit more
bunny time
and then
what on earf deu whee hear
. . .

R A I N
S W E E T   R A I N

yeu can brolly hear
my lawn
saying
"ahhhhhhhhhhh"
- - - - -
and now wif
 a   b i t   o b   g u s t o
I remind the Mom
i t   i s s   t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
what iss
the last in the bag
*gasb*
B U L L Y   S T I C K
and
I settle in quickly
for
a satisfying cheu
and now
ass whee but
thiss crazy wheek
teu bed
my foughts turn teu
T R E A S U R E S
. . .

Time
Healf
Time
Friends
Time
Fun
Time
Mom
Time

. . .
Habby Mother's Day


6 comments:

  1. Happy Muzzer's Day to ur The Mom! :)

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  2. Reuf,
    Love you and the Mom.

    Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
    Emma & Chance

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  3. dood.....we iz knot gettin a noe tizz when ya make yur psotz.....hizzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....sew we will book mark yur page....

    any way...R fav o rite pick sure thiz week is "sharp"

    noe comiintz thanx on fred & ginger....

    N hay...sew due ewe think ewe reeely will be a Cleveland brownz fan in de fall !!!

    happee bee lated momz day two yur mom

    haza grate week N eat lotz oh cheeze ♥♥♥

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  4. pea ess...thatz sposed ta bee POSTZ...knot psotz.....ya think we due knot noe how ta spell !!!!

    :)

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  5. We made paw print art with Sam and Monty - we got flat canvases from the art store and kids poster paint. We dipped their paws in the paint (on a paper plate) and let them walk over the canvases. We did it outside, and we had some awesome paw prints on the back porch until we washed them off. It was all fun, and such awesome little keepsakes. :)

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