Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: The Good The Bath and The Cuddly Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Good The Baff
and
The Cuddly
Edition


butt
knot necessarily
in that order
*nods*
whell
it's been
a berry busy wheek
so let's get wright teu
our first feature
what iss called
ub early and out
on
Saturday Morning
o boy o boy o boy
I amb berry ecksited
un till
whee deboarded
the Trolley
at
yeu guessed it
where I whas
a much better sbort
than lasst time
what iss knot
aying much
but iss
saying some fing
and once in
the tub
I
treated the Mom teu
whas treated teu
a good whet soaking
followed by
a berry soofing
ear cleaning
a bleu berry
fayshull
and then
a laffering ub
wif
bebbermint and yeucallibtus
shambeus
all while
I blotted
my escabe
o
ok
I admit it
it iss really
knot that bad
in fack
it feels
kinda good
and
I deu lubbs
the Mom's full attenshun
un till ob course
the dreaded
the awe full
. . .
the blow dryer
during which
the Mom whisbers
many freats fings
in
my bucking broncko ears
and after
a short business whalk
I board the Trolley
and
steu and bout
settle in for
the trib home
and wif
a chilly mood on a hot day
I whill knot look at the Mom
frew the oben whindow
when
the Trolley
takes a break for fyeu-ull
butt
soon whee are
h o m e
where for
some reason
the Mom finks teu keeb me
o n   l e a s h
and
whee boaf finks
. . .
I looks a bit
r e d d e r
it iss
a berry bretty day
wif
whisby clouds and bretty bleu skies
and though
my hellayshus fight
my emoshunall fit
my little adbenture
habbs left me
a   b i t   k n a c k e r e d
I deu habbs
a   b e r r y  b e r r y   b e r r y
B I G   A D B E N T U R E
ahead
and so
whee board the Trolley
for
a berry berry long trib
ober the bridge and frew the whoods
and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
M Y   K R A F T Y K 9
R A L L Y W O R K S H O B
at
The Dinky Dome
what iss located in
Sbring, Texas
the back side ob
at
and
once in side
whee set ub
t h e   T E A M   R E U F U S   c a m b
where
I whill get sum bracktiss
hanging out in
m y   l i t t l e   b o r t a b l e   r e u m
what iss referred teu
ass
" c r a t e "and habbing blayed
many crate games
I amb comfy there
butt
I habbs all so been known teu
bust out
when board or ankshus

thiss whorkshob
iss about
many fings
* stamina for a long ebent
* beforming in a new enbironment
* crate time wif the Handler absent
and ob course
* learning lots and lots ob new skills
and
for the Handler
thiss iss good ecksberience
in berry many whays :
* back ub and transbort me and my stuff
* new blace unfamiliar faces
* managing ankziety
* settling me for the down times

*reading my fayshull ecksbreshuns and body language
on a counta
I gibbs subtle signals
when I need
a brain break
and / or
 a business break
*nods*
and
sbeaking ob
b r e a k s. . .
the Handler
brolly shoulda left me
bracktissing in my crate
butt
here I amb on
a   l u n c h   b r e a k
at
S O N I C
and then
back out side
the Dinky Dome
refleckting on
m y   h o b e s   a n d   d r e a m s
and
for a short while now
I habbs been finking teu
Show in Rally
while all so finking teu
Show in Obedience
and
finking that the skills
in
t h e   b e g i n n e r
and
n o b i c e   c l a s s e s

are
really similar
and wif
the training from and guidance ob
J u d y   &   T r a c i e
t h e   b e r r y   b e s t   T r a i n e r s
in the whole whide whorld
I amb finally
getting thiss
*ahem*
I mean
. . .
I got thiss
and
in thiss class
I habbs gained
a   f a n
that's him ober there behind me
. . .
hiss Mom Handler tole mine
that
he iss mess merized by me
*haha*
whell
he did run teu me
ubon occasion
*bow*
. . .
and now
sbeaking ob
body language signals
those signals yeu see
in
the free photos abubbs
translate
teu
I   G O T T A   P O O P
*eubsy*
sorry
I mean
b i g   b u s i n e s s   i s s   i n   o r d e r 
and
sbeaking all so ob
n e w   e c k s b e r i e n c e sand
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
thiss blace habbs
many new fings teu see
and
many new fings teu hear
it iss all so
hot ass blazes
and
full ob marshy bogs
and now
here I amb
r e f r e s h ed
much more able teu
l e a r n   a n d   b e r f o r m
and now
ass whee close out
the whorkshob
I muss say
I amb berry broud ob
Team Reufus
and wif
many fanks teu
Judy and Tracie
whee whorked on many skills:
* sits and drobs
* bibots, turns, bace changes and halts
* bosition and fronts
* rewards and braises ... transition teu *gasb* none
* backing
* rounds and finishes
and
wif the whorkshob ober
and after talking ober
o u r   g o a l s
wif
my trainers
whee deu board the Trolley
for the long trib
h o m e
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Late Afternoon Sunday
I amb
B R O U D
I amb
H A B B Y
and
I amb
T I R E D
. . .
so I send
the berry hybed ub Mom
off teu habbs dinner wif
the Aunt Karen
butt knot before
I bresent her wif
a   f i n e   g i f t
yesss yesssssss
a   c i c a d a
*nommy*
and now that bring uss teu
*long content sigh*
n i g h t   n i g h t
s u n d a y   n i g h t
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday Berry Berry Tired Monday
yess yessss
whee go frew
the mowshuns
out and about
berimeter check
a bit ob
free wheeling and dealing
and then wome
statick ecksersizes
some
imbulse control
some
fashing model whork
*Reulander*
and
here I amb
listening teu
The Team Reufus Story
o how
I deu lubbs that story
butt for now
. . .
n i g h t   n i g h t
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
ugh it iss only
T E U S D A Y

yess yessss
it iss a long wheek all ready
and thiss morning
I send the Mom off
teu deu
f a c k t o r y   f i n g s
and there are
no teu beoble in the whorld
wheu are habbier than
m e   a n d   h e r
when
the ole gal finally makes it
h o m e   t e u   m e
and
after a quick outing
and
a tasty dinner
whee head out for
a bit ob fun
and
a quick photo sheut
while
the Mom tells me
f u n n y   s t o r i e s
and
I make her
l a u g h
whee can juss imagine
what the neighbors
muss fink
and
now might be a good time teu
head in side
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Mom iss Short on Stebs
and
ass she sblits her time
on the treadmill
and
the interior circle ob our home
I bracktiss my
boor bittty full Reufus
boses
and now that
it's a little cooler
whee slib
out ob doors
where
g o s h
deus my sweet face
make the Mom's hand look fat
haha
juss kidding
really I amb
*gulb*
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Teusday Night Sky
frew
the bones ob my dead tree
*sobs*
and there... *sniffle* ... iss the
m-m-m-moon
and ober there
some bretty
b-b-bink clouds
and now
I amb tole
" ass an afflete
wif a big day teumorrow
time teu go nite nite "
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Whednesday
and
there iss a skib in my steb
on a counta
y e u   k n o w   w h a t   d a y   i t   i s s

that's wright
S K O O L   D A Y
. . .
butt first
I gotta lotta
sniffing teu deu
all thiss rain
and
my kingdom iss
a   u n k e m b t   m e s s
and here iss
a little shreum
ebbery fing iss
green
the wheeds
the clobers
and
juss a few ob
the grasses
and now
My Friends
I beliebe
It. Iss. Time.
that's wright
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the chobbing ob the chee
followed by
the backing ob the libbers
and then
whee are out side
for
Our Team Reufus Beb Talk
and while it might abbear
I amb knot listening

I amb in berry fack
turning my ear
teu
h e a r   b e t t e r
whell
ok ... that ... and
I amb aboiding
the ebil flash
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia
and
here I amb
l e a r n i n g   f i n g s
at
M y   S k o o l
and
a bart ob learning fings
iss
l i s t e n i n g
a nodder bart iss
s e t t l i n g
and teunight
whee whork on
*our figyeur 8s
*our bibots
*our turns
*our bosition at side
* our call teu front
* our round finish
and
*our stand for ecksam
a nodder
g r e a t   c l a s s
so much
f u n
the Handler iss a bit short
wif her gibbing ob
the direckshuns
butt
I amb
b r i l l i a n t
*bow*
and
after a bit ob chit and chant
and
wif the night getting
l a t e
. . .
whee are home and teu
b i g   b e d
nitey nite nite
- - - - -
and that bring uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday

and
blease teu join uss for
my after dinner outing
in
the berry whild wheeds
ob
my ober grown kingdom
and while it iss
hot ass blazes
out ob doors
. . .
the Mom Maid makes ub some
s t e b s
by
getting busy
wif
h o u s e   w h o r k
and
when the Photographer
turns on
the flash
. . .
I fink yeu can see that
the Maid
iss on the bring ob getting
f i r e d
and now wif
Mister Dyson
on deuty
. . .
I retire teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
more Fursday fun
it iss still
h o t
and
t h e   s u n
while low
iss
b r i g h t
I mean
j u s s   l o o k
I amb butt
a   f l a s h   o b   g o l d
so
let's go in ob doors
where
whee can get out ob
the bright sun shine
or
whell
may be
knot
maybe
I whill bask in
the sun shine
ass she sets in
m y   w h e s t   w h i n d o w
and now
whshhhhhhhew
*wibes brow*
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
After Sun Set Outing
it iss still
bretty wharm
out side
butt
the air molecules
are starting teu moob again
making
a mini photo sheut
a bit more
bleasant
though
I amb whorried about
the bossiblity ob
the dreaded flash
and then
wif a bit ob
rebbing ub
and
a few games
. . .
whee berform
a sit stay
and
a call teu front
and
I   N A I L   I T
*bow*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
take a look at that skyand
look look
d a   b l a n e   d a   b l a n e
[yeu may habbs teu bigify it teu see]
o yess yessss
and
that beautiful
m o o n
it gets dark quick
and
in a flash
I amb
in ob doors
and
r e a d y   f o r   b i g   b e d
a bit ob
t e e   b e e   t i m e
a bit ob
l u b b y   d u b b y   t i m e
and
l i g h t s   o u t   t i m e
and now
that brings uss teu
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
My Friday
wheu heu
the Mom iss
h o m e   f r o m   t h e   f a c k t o r y
and
whee are
o u t
a bass frew
the back forty
and
I can knot helb but
* g r i n *
and now
fanks teu the grass keebing gods
whee quickly scoot
in ob doors
so that
the lawn crew
can habbs
their whay
wif
my unreuly lawn
and that brings uss teu
one ob the Mom's faborite features
what iss called
The Traditional Friday Afternoon Fambily Nab
o
I deu lubbs
a   c h i n   r u b
and
a strrrrrrretch
teu
t h e   h a w a i i a n   b r e e z e   f a n
all while
whatching
a little teebee
yesss yessss
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
*whisbers*
t  m  z
curling ub for
juss
a quick sneuze
interrubted only
by
a sktritchy skratch
and now
wif the lawn crew gone
. . .
q-u-i-c-k
before Ellen comes on
. . .
the Mom runs out teu
lock the gate
and then
back in teu get
m e
aka
the Lawn Inspecktor
and
after a bit ob business
and
a rib and romb
I deu gibbs
my seal ob abbreubal
for
the tended grasses
and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
t i m e   t e u   w h a t c h   e l l e n
whee deu fink teu
d a n c e
butt shee iss
a re-run teuday
so
whee deu
l o l l
in stead
gibbing the Mom
a   s w e e t   o b b o r t e u n i t y
teu
show me lubbs
in
my delishussly in trancing
r e b o s e
and now
wif the slightest moobment by the Mom
*whooosh*
I amb
u b   a n d   o u t
wif
some business teu deu
why
juss look at
m y   f o r m
*haha*
and now
oben the door
let uss go
i n
on a counta
it. isss. time.
. . .
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
a scoobed cub ob
thiss
a bobbed can ob
that
a skwirt skwirt
then
a chobb chobb
and
a chobb chobb
and
whahh lahh
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
_
fresh whatter melon
jazz abble garnish
and now
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
a firm set ob
g o o d   m a n n e r s
and now
c h o w   d o w n
and now
whee are out for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our After Dinner Outing
and All So
Photo Sheut
and here I amb
f o c u s s i n g
and here iss
d r e a m y
d r e a m y   a n d   s w e e t
and
t a k e   t e u
awww
wif a bit ob
c u r i o u s
and then
for good measure
juss a bit ob
s k e b t i c k
and for balance
. . .
s i n c e r e
and
here iss equal barts
s t e u d i o u s
and
o b e r   i t
and sbeaking ob
o b e r   i t
. . .
check out
o u r   m o o n
gorgeous
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
yess Mama blease
it. iss. time.
for
The Friday Night Cheu
and
on the menu teunight
. . .
b i g   f i c k   b u l l y   s t i c k
and
whee blay a few games
ob
drob it ... and ... get it
and
my faborite fing iss
s h o w   i t   o f f
before
I settle in teu
d e b o u r
o yess yessss
and
the besst whay teu
tob off a good cheu
. . .
a bowl ob fresh whatters
and now
ass I but my wheek teu
bed
. . .
m y   f o u g h t s
turn teu
My Bridge Friends
and
teu their Fambilies left here... be hind

and teu
My Friends
facing big challenges
. . .
Knot Teuday and Knot Wifout A Fight
. . .
m y   b r a y e r s   a r e   r o l l i n g

5 comments:

  1. How many baths deu weu get in a week?

    I vote weu khonserve water!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWeu: I hear Khousin Geufy got a summer khut but I've not seen it yet!

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  2. Reuf, you are the man of 10,000 expressions. Hope you and the Mom have a great week.

    Auntie Sheila and uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma & Chance

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  3. dood....sorree bout de hole

    b.a.t.h.e. thing....

    tho ya did kinda sorta all most look a wee bit redder when ya getted outta de tub....

    thiz weekz fav o rtie pick sures...late afternoon sunday...dood...we call that eggzpression....CATITOOD !!!!

    ewe haz it az well as de wednesay curlieez !!! :) and grate form stance mite we say....enjoy yur week a head ♥♥♥♥♥

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  4. Wow Reuf...what a schedule! Momma and I need to take a nap after reading your post! We do love the relationship you and The Mom have...your world is so full of joy.

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  5. I hopes u is havin a fun summer! Me send u a hug. {{{Hug}}}

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