Friday Night Wrights: The Good The Bath and The Cuddly Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights
The Good The Baff
and
The Cuddly
Edition

butt

knot necessarily

in that order

*nods*

whell

it's been

a berry busy wheek

so let's get wright teu

our first feature

what iss called
ub early and out
on
Saturday Morning

o boy o boy o boy

I amb berry ecksited

un till

whee deboarded

the Trolley

at

yeu guessed it

Dirty Hairy Dog Whash

where I whas

a much better sbort

than lasst time

what iss knot
aying much
but iss
saying some fing

and once in
the tub
I
treated the Mom teu
whas treated teu
a good whet soaking

followed by

a berry soofing

ear cleaning

a bleu berry
fayshull

and then
a laffering ub

wif
bebbermint and yeucallibtus
shambeus

all while
I blotted
my escabe

o

ok

I admit it

it iss really
knot that bad
in fack
it feels
kinda good

and

I deu lubbs
the Mom's full attenshun

un till ob course
the dreaded
the awe full
. . .
the blow dryer

during which

the Mom whisbers

many freats fings

in

my bucking broncko ears

and after

a short business whalk

I board the Trolley

and

steu and bout

settle in for

the trib home

and wif
a chilly mood on a hot day
I whill knot look at the Mom
frew the oben whindow
when
the Trolley
takes a break for fyeu-ull

butt

soon whee are

h o m e

where for
some reason
the Mom finks teu keeb me
o n   l e a s h

and
whee boaf finks
. . .
I looks a bit
r e d d e r

it iss
a berry bretty day
wif
whisby clouds and bretty bleu skies

and though
my hellayshus fight
my emoshunall fit
my little adbenture
habbs left me
a   b i t   k n a c k e r e d

I deu habbs

a   b e r r y  b e r r y   b e r r y

B I G   A D B E N T U R E

ahead

and so

whee board the Trolley

for

a berry berry long trib

ober the bridge and frew the whoods

and that brings uss teu

our berry sbeshull feature

what iss called

M Y   K R A F T Y K 9

R A L L Y W O R K S H O B

at

The Dinky Dome

what iss located in

Sbring, Texas

the back side ob

Hooks Airbort

at

Tomball Jet Center

and

once in side

whee set ub

t h e   T E A M   R E U F U S   c a m b

where

I whill get sum bracktiss

hanging out in

m y   l i t t l e   b o r t a b l e   r e u m

what iss referred teu
ass
" c r a t e "and habbing blayed
many crate games
I amb comfy there

butt
I habbs all so been known teu
bust out
when board or ankshus

thiss whorkshob
iss about
many fings

* stamina for a long ebent

* beforming in a new enbironment

* crate time wif the Handler absent

and ob course
* learning lots and lots ob new skills

and
for the Handler
thiss iss good ecksberience

in berry many whays :
* back ub and transbort me and my stuff
* new blace unfamiliar faces

* managing ankziety
* settling me for the down times

*reading my fayshull ecksbreshuns and body language
on a counta
I gibbs subtle signals
when I need
a brain break
and / or
 a business break
*nods*

and
sbeaking ob

b r e a k s. . .
the Handler
brolly shoulda left me
bracktissing in my crate

butt

here I amb on
a   l u n c h   b r e a k
at

S O N I C

and then

back out side

the Dinky Dome

refleckting on
m y   h o b e s   a n d   d r e a m s

and

for a short while now

I habbs been finking teu

Show in Rally

while all so finking teu

Show in Obedience

and
finking that the skills
in
t h e   b e g i n n e r
and
n o b i c e   c l a s s e s
are
really similar

and wif
the training from and guidance ob
J u d y   &   T r a c i e
t h e   b e r r y   b e s t   T r a i n e r s
in the whole whide whorld

I amb finally

getting thiss

*ahem*

I mean

. . .

I got thiss

and
in thiss class
I habbs gained
a   f a n
that's him ober there behind me
. . .
hiss Mom Handler tole mine
that
he iss mess merized by me

*haha*
whell
he did run teu me
ubon occasion
*bow*
. . .
and now
sbeaking ob
body language signals

those signals yeu see

in

the free photos abubbs

translate

teu

I   G O T T A   P O O P

*eubsy*

sorry

I mean

b i g   b u s i n e s s   i s s   i n   o r d e r 

and

sbeaking all so ob

n e w   e c k s b e r i e n c e sand

d i s t r a c k s h u n s

thiss blace habbs
many new fings teu see
and
many new fings teu hear

it iss all so
hot ass blazes
and
full ob marshy bogs

and now

here I amb

r e f r e s h ed

much more able teu

l e a r n   a n d   b e r f o r m

and now
ass whee close out
the whorkshob
I muss say
I amb berry broud ob
Team Reufus

and wif
many fanks teu
Judy and Tracie

whee whorked on many skills:

* sits and drobs

* bibots, turns, bace changes and halts

* bosition and fronts

* rewards and braises ... transition teu *gasb* none

* backing

* rounds and finishes

and

wif the whorkshob ober

and after talking ober

o u r   g o a l s

wif
my trainers

whee deu board the Trolley

for the long trib

h o m e

and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called

Late Afternoon Sunday

I amb
B R O U D

I amb
H A B B Y

and
I amb
T I R E D
. . .
so I send
the berry hybed ub Mom
off teu habbs dinner wif
the Aunt Karen

butt knot before

I bresent her wif

a   f i n e   g i f t

yesss yesssssss
a   c i c a d a
*nommy*
and now that bring uss teu
*long content sigh*

n i g h t   n i g h t
s u n d a y   n i g h t

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday Berry Berry Tired Monday

yess yessss

whee go frew

the mowshuns

out and about

berimeter check

a bit ob
free wheeling and dealing

and then wome
statick ecksersizes

some
imbulse control

some
fashing model whork

*Reulander*

and
here I amb
listening teu
The Team Reufus Story

o how
I deu lubbs that story
butt for now
. . .
n i g h t   n i g h t

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called
ugh it iss only
T E U S D A Y

yess yessss

it iss a long wheek all ready

and thiss morning

I send the Mom off

teu deu

f a c k t o r y   f i n g s

and there are

no teu beoble in the whorld

wheu are habbier than

m e   a n d   h e r

when

the ole gal finally makes it

h o m e   t e u   m e

and
after a quick outing
and
a tasty dinner
whee head out for
a bit ob fun

and
a quick photo sheut

while
the Mom tells me
f u n n y   s t o r i e s

and
I make her
l a u g h

whee can juss imagine
what the neighbors
muss fink

and
now might be a good time teu
head in side

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Mom iss Short on Stebs

and
ass she sblits her time
on the treadmill
and
the interior circle ob our home

I bracktiss my
boor bittty full Reufus
boses

and now that
it's a little cooler
whee slib
out ob doors

where
g o s h
deus my sweet face
make the Mom's hand look fat

haha
juss kidding
really I amb
*gulb*
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Teusday Night Sky

frew

the bones ob my dead tree

*sobs*

and there... *sniffle* ... iss the

m-m-m-moon

and ober there
some bretty
b-b-bink clouds

and now
I amb tole
" ass an afflete
wif a big day teumorrow
time teu go nite nite "

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Whednesday

and

there iss a skib in my steb

on a counta
y e u   k n o w   w h a t   d a y   i t   i s s

that's wright
S K O O L   D A Y
. . .
butt first
I gotta lotta
sniffing teu deu

all thiss rain

and

my kingdom iss

a   u n k e m b t   m e s s

and here iss

a little shreum

ebbery fing iss
green

the wheeds
the clobers

and
juss a few ob
the grasses

and now
My Friends
I beliebe
It. Iss. Time.

that's wright

time for

our regular feature

what iss called

the chobbing ob the chee

followed by
the backing ob the libbers

and then
whee are out side
for
Our Team Reufus Beb Talk

and while it might abbear
I amb knot listening

I amb in berry fack
turning my ear
teu
h e a r   b e t t e r

whell
ok ... that ... and
I amb aboiding
the ebil flash

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

and
here I amb
l e a r n i n g   f i n g s
at
M y   S k o o l

and
a bart ob learning fings
iss
l i s t e n i n g

a nodder bart iss
s e t t l i n g

and teunight
whee whork on
*our figyeur 8s

*our bibots
*our turns

*our bosition at side
* our call teu front
* our round finish
and
*our stand for ecksam

a nodder
g r e a t   c l a s s
so much
f u n

the Handler iss a bit short
wif her gibbing ob
the direckshuns
butt
I amb
b r i l l i a n t
*bow*

and

after a bit ob chit and chant

and

wif the night getting

l a t e

. . .

whee are home and teu

b i g   b e d

nitey nite nite

- - - - -

and that bring uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and
blease teu join uss for
my after dinner outing

in
the berry whild wheeds
ob
my ober grown kingdom

and while it iss
hot ass blazes
out ob doors
. . .
the Mom Maid makes ub some
s t e b s

by
getting busy
wif
h o u s e   w h o r k

and
when the Photographer
turns on
the flash
. . .
I fink yeu can see that
the Maid
iss on the bring ob getting
f i r e d

and now wif

Mister Dyson

on deuty

. . .

I retire teu

m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
more Fursday fun

it iss still
h o t

and
t h e   s u n

while low
iss
b r i g h t

I mean

j u s s   l o o k

I amb butt
a   f l a s h   o b   g o l d

so
let's go in ob doors
where
whee can get out ob
the bright sun shine

or
whell
may be
knot

maybe
I whill bask in
the sun shine

ass she sets in
m y   w h e s t   w h i n d o w

and now
whshhhhhhhew
*wibes brow*
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
After Sun Set Outing

it iss still
bretty wharm
out side

butt
the air molecules
are starting teu moob again

making
a mini photo sheut

a bit more
bleasant

though
I amb whorried about
the bossiblity ob
the dreaded flash

and then
wif a bit ob
rebbing ub

and

a few games

. . .

whee berform

a sit stay

and
a call teu front

and
I   N A I L   I T
*bow*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
take a look at that skyand
look look
d a   b l a n e   d a   b l a n e
[yeu may habbs teu bigify it teu see]

o yess yessss
and
that beautiful
m o o n

it gets dark quick
and
in a flash

I amb
in ob doors

and
r e a d y   f o r   b i g   b e d

a bit ob
t e e   b e e   t i m e

a bit ob
l u b b y   d u b b y   t i m e

and
l i g h t s   o u t   t i m e

and now
that brings uss teu
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
My Friday

wheu heu

the Mom iss

h o m e   f r o m   t h e   f a c k t o r y

and

whee are

o u t

a bass frew
the back forty

and
I can knot helb but
* g r i n *

and now
fanks teu the grass keebing gods
whee quickly scoot
in ob doors

so that
the lawn crew

can habbs
their whay
wif
my unreuly lawn

and that brings uss teu
one ob the Mom's faborite features
what iss called
The Traditional Friday Afternoon Fambily Nab

o
I deu lubbs
a   c h i n   r u b

and
a strrrrrrretch

teu
t h e   h a w a i i a n   b r e e z e   f a n

all while
whatching
a little teebee

yesss yessss
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
*whisbers*
t  m  z

curling ub for
juss
a quick sneuze

interrubted only
by
a sktritchy skratch

and now
wif the lawn crew gone
. . .
q-u-i-c-k
before Ellen comes on
. . .
the Mom runs out teu
lock the gate

and then

back in teu get

m e

aka
the Lawn Inspecktor

and
after a bit ob business
and
a rib and romb

I deu gibbs
my seal ob abbreubal
for
the tended grasses

and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
t i m e   t e u   w h a t c h   e l l e n

whee deu fink teu
d a n c e
butt shee iss
a re-run teuday

so
whee deu
l o l l
in stead

gibbing the Mom
a   s w e e t   o b b o r t e u n i t y
teu
show me lubbs

in
my delishussly in trancing
r e b o s e

and now
wif the slightest moobment by the Mom
*whooosh*
I amb
u b   a n d   o u t

wif
some business teu deu

why

juss look at

m y   f o r m

*haha*
and now
oben the door

let uss go
i n

on a counta
it. isss. time.
. . .
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

a scoobed cub ob
thiss

a bobbed can ob
that

a skwirt skwirt
then
a chobb chobb
and
a chobb chobb

and

whahh lahh

. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
_
fresh whatter melon
jazz abble garnish

and now
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
a firm set ob
g o o d   m a n n e r s

and now
c h o w   d o w n

and now
whee are out for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our After Dinner Outing
and All So
Photo Sheut

and here I amb
f o c u s s i n g

and here iss
d r e a m y

d r e a m y   a n d   s w e e t

and
t a k e   t e u

awww
wif a bit ob
c u r i o u s

and then
for good measure
juss a bit ob
s k e b t i c k

and for balance
. . .
s i n c e r e

and
here iss equal barts
s t e u d i o u s
and
o b e r   i t

and sbeaking ob

o b e r   i t

. . .

check out

o u r   m o o n

gorgeous

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called
yess Mama blease

it. iss. time.
for
The Friday Night Cheu

and
on the menu teunight
. . .
b i g   f i c k   b u l l y   s t i c k

and
whee blay a few games
ob
drob it ... and ... get it

and
my faborite fing iss
s h o w   i t   o f f

before
I settle in teu
d e b o u r

o yess yessss
and
the besst whay teu
tob off a good cheu
. . .
a bowl ob fresh whatters

and now
ass I but my wheek teu
bed
. . .
m y   f o u g h t s
turn teu
My Bridge Friends
and
teu their Fambilies left here... be hind

and teu
My Friends
facing big challenges
. . .
Knot Teuday and Knot Wifout A Fight
. . .
m y   b r a y e r s   a r e   r o l l i n g