Friday Night Wrights: A Hunk of Moon, Six Days then Friday the Thirteenth Edition

Happy Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Hunk ob Moon,
Sicks Days
then
Friday the Firteenf
Edition

a crazy bizzy
berry stress full
wheek
for the Mom

so it iss
my deuty
teu delibber
the cuddles, the lebbity, the smiles,
the laughs

and berry frankly
teu be
the one berson
what keebs her hanging on

and now
that brings uss teu
Day Won
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Sweet Sweet Saturday

on a counta
the crazy bizzy stress
ett settera
. . .
whee set out teu deu
ass little ass bossible

and

whee deu some
berry little ob it

o u t   o b   d o o r s

on a counta
it iss
a gorgeous day

for
a seuberbised
b u s i n e s s   t r i b

ass whell ass
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g

while
Fred and Ginger
look on

*eubsy*
there goes
Fred

and now

blease teu but

the end

teu
the berry little photo sheut
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Early Teu Bed Lolling

yess yessss
whee settle in for
m o r e   t e u g e f f e r   t i m e

teu whatch
a little teebee

teu rub
a   l i t t l e    b e l l y

teu whisber
b e r r y   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s

yess yessss
fink ob me
ass
a   r e l a c k s a y s h u n   p h e r a b i s t

yess yessss
and knot juss any
relacksayshun pherabist
I amb the one
wif
t h e   b e r r y   s w e e t   n o s e

*zzzzzzz*

. . .

and now

that brings uss teu

Day Teu

and

our regular feature

what iss called

My Sunday

and

after a bit ob

a lay in

whee board

t h e   t r o l l e y

for
yess yesss
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday's Second Breakfast

and
whee deu head ober teu
our neighbor hood
w h a t a b u r g e r

for
a tasty breakfast blatter
ob
sgrambled eggs
hash browns
biss kit
and
b-b-b-BACON

and now
on the down side
the Mom habbs teu
whork on facktory whork
butt
on the bright side

I share wif yeu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
b e a n u t   b u t t e r   c o o k i e   c o o k i n g

and

I   H E L B E D

wif

the rolling - the smashing - the badder testing

the baking

and
wif
m e
on the job
there iss no kneed for
a   t i m e r

. . .
y e u   a r e   w h e l l c o m e. . .

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday in The Kingdom

what iss that
yeu assk
. . .
what iss in my mouf

why
g o l d e n   f u r r s

ob course
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
our fun feature
what iss called
S u n d a y   S w e e t   R o l l

that's wright
s t o b   -   d r o b   -   r o l l

and then hob ub
for
a   z e u m

ob course

a little

s n i f f i n g

iss all so in order

ass whell ass
a little
j u n e   b u g   h u n t i n g

yessss yesssss

yeu gotta lubbs

J U N E

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

Day Free

what iss

Monday ... Ugh

and

our regular feature

what iss called

the day ob the dread
the day the Staff goes bart time

and now

a whord about

Fitbit Stebs at The Facktory

the Mom
stebs out
[forgibbs the bun]
early Monday after neun
teu find
t h e   b e r r y   d r a m a t i c k a l   s k i e s

ober
down town
and then
teu the whest
. . .
l i g h t n i n g

and by coin cidents

the Mom set

a   s b e e d   r e c o r d

for her whalk

. . .

and that brings uss teu

a sbeshull after neun feature

what iss called

whats that ub in the sky

teu
count em
t e u   h e l l o c o b t e r s

yess yesss
one flew
w r i g h t   o b e r   m y   h e a d
butt
whee did knot habbs
the Photographer wif uss

whee whatched the news

butt

whee did knot see

o u r s e l b e s

on it

so
whee deu knot know
t h e   r e s t   o b   t h e   s t o r y

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday Night Chilling

hot ass blazes
out ob doors
so
whee whait till dusk
teu
t r a i n

and wif
the Mom
s h o r t   o n   s t e b s

she makes them ub
under
m y   w h a t c h   f u l l   e y e

and then
here I amb
at
l a s s t   c a l l

 

a bit ob shniffing
a bit ob bug eating

and
a bit ob business
. . .

o ... o ... o
look look
a   s b o o k y   c l o u d

and and and
*big eyes*
a   b i g   h u n k   o b   m o o n

*runs in side f-a-s-s-t*

and now
I in my kerchief
and
the Ma in her jambs

whee hobes teu settle in for
a long summer's nab
and there fore all so
KNOT
sbend the night
c o u n t i n g   l a m m i e s

juss saying

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

Day Four

and

our regular feature

what iss called

Teusday

and

whee are

u b   e a r l y

teu get the Mom off teu

a   b e r r y   b i z z y   f a c k t o r y   d a y

and then after

a long day abart

whee are boaf

g i d d y

teu be back

t e u g e f f e r

and whee

c e l e b r a t e

wif

a mini photo sheut

comblete wif
b e r r y   t a s t y   t r e a t s

and here
I amb gibbing yeu
c u r i o u s

and now
I amb gibbing yeu
m a k e   a   w h i s h

and now
digging deeb in my soul
I amb gibbing yeu
*shock*
w h e u   w h a t   w h y

and now
*giggles*
I gibbs yeu
> battented and all so trade marked <
m y   b u c k e r e d   l i b

and now
juss for yeu
wif all my heart
. . .
I   l u b b s   Y e u

and now
juss a few hours later
. . .
a nodder
b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e

yesss yesssss
that big ole
m o o n

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

Day Fibe

weu heu yess yess

Wedness Day

and

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

yesss yessss
and
yeu know what
that means

t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g

four sticks
sliced - diced - bagged

and
t a s t e   t e s t e d

and now teu
. . .
kill a little time

ob course
I know
what iss ub
. . .
yess yesss
I know
a l l   t h e   s i g n a l s

and now
the bag iss backed
the Handler Mom iss dressed
and
whee are out

yesss yesss

out for

l a s s t   m i n u t e   b u s i n e s s e s

/   check

/   check

and now wif

no furfer adyeu

and all so

berry much

e c k s i t e m e n t

whee board

the Trolley

for
for the short trib teu
My Skool

y i b b e e
and now
here I amb
h e r e

a bit early
I get teu whatch
m y   f r i e n d s
arribe

and all so
show
the Mom Handler
a bit ob
l u b b s

and then
the Mom Handler and I
get out on the floor
teu bracktiss some
a r e n a   b e h a b i o r s

and when
Our Class
starts
the Mom Handler focuses on
Our Trainer
while
I focus on the Mom Handler

and
t e u n i g h t
whee whork on
. . .
s i t - s t a y
d o w n - s t a y
s t a n d - s t a y

h e e l i n g   b o x   w h o r k
r e c a l l   t e u   f r o n t
and
r o u n d   f i n i s h

I did
GReat
wif
the statick whork

butt wif
my heeling
I did leuse my focus.
I did check out.

why yeu ask
whell
...
Our Trainer
says
the Handler got aggribated wif me
I amb seuber sensitibbs
and so
I checked out

and ass yeu likely surmise
...
the source ob the Mom's aggribayshun
iss
S O   K N O T   M E
it. iss. the. facktory.

BUTT
for uss teu reach
o u r   g o a l s
the Handler habbs teu but a side
the emotions ob the Mom
~ blease and fank yeu ~
. . .
O M D
whee arribe home
and

look look look
at that
b i g   h u n k   o b   c r a z y   m o o n

and now

that brings uss teu

Day Sicks

and

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and for those ob yeu following

the crazy bizzy stress story

. . .

the Mom arribed teu the facktory

teu find thiss little guy in a gift bag

wif a note

fanks for butting out the fires

and ob course

that little doggy deus knot reliebe

the killer stress

butt

he deus gibbs

a   s m i l e

. . .

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday Ebe

and though

the sky iss a bit creeby

I amb
h a b b y

habby teu habbs the Mom home
habby teu be out ob doors

and
habby teu go back in ob doors

and now
*cue the Pharrell musick*
clab along if yeu feel like
h a b b i n e s s   i s s   t h e   t r e u f

yess yesss
*dances*
Mister Bost Man
habbs delibbered a backage
and it iss wif
g r e a t   c u r i o s i t y

I bresent teu yeu
our sbeshull feature

what iss called
A   B O C K S   F O R   M E

and now
come on
Mom

t h e   a u r o m a s
 are tanta lizing
. . .
so let us get that bocks
O B E N

o ... o ... o
look look

*lick lick lick*

*reut reut reut*

ahhhh
there iss
a   s w e e t   n o t e

from
My Berry Sweet Aunt Nikki
and her furry fambily

. . .
and in side there are
s w e e t   b o t a t o   t r e a t s

omd
i n   t h i s s   b a g

o
yess yesss
butt all so
j a m b s

s t r a w b e r r y
and
b l a c k b e r r y

and now
here I amb
wif
bizhions ob berry habby berries
 *d a n c i n g *
in my head

yess yessss
and
wif great fanks teu
Aunt Nikki
I can knot whait teu habbs
t o a s t   a n d   j a m b s
*nods*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
a bunch ob stuff in my back yard

thiss wheek
whee are training wif
m y   c o n e s

my crabe myrtle iss in
b l e u m

and check out
thiss berry dramatickal bicksher
ob
her bink bleums

and
yeu can knot see em
butt there are
j u n e   b u g s   g a l o r e

*crunch crunch crunch*
and there's
my big effelent ears

sadly marred wif
b i g   b i r d   b u s i n e s s
or
b i r d   b i g   b u s i n e s s

and
on the unreuly side
those big bink bleuming berrenials
habbs inbaded
my Texas sage

o
here I amb
a gain

those darn june bugs

musst be
s t o b b e d

and so
says the Mom
shood I
*tsk tsk*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our high light feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y   T H E   F I R T E E N F

butt after
her wheek at the facktory
 the Mom iss knot a feared ob
a date on the calendar
*hahaha*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regulare feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y   B O U N T Y

and
thiss wheek's treasures
are brought teu uss by
K R O G E R

there iss
freuts and carrots
salads and botatos
and
breads for toast

there iss
healfy stuff and comfort foods
like
whatters and cokes

bastas for light salads
and
chibs for dibs

bless her heart
the Mom tries so hard
teu
eat whell and ecksersize

o whell
thiss iss a job for
t h e   f i z z i c k a l   f i t n e s s   t r a i n e r

and now here iss
a little reuteen
I call
t h e   s w e e t   r o l l

furst yeu find
juss
t h e   w r i g h t   s b o t
then

(1)   drob
(2)   roll
(3)   kick

(4)   raise yeur sout side

and
(5)   s k o o t

o
I deu juss lubbs
a   g o o d   s w e e t   r o l l
butt
now it iss time teu go
i n   o b   d o o r s

where
the Relacksayshun Pherabist

iss called ubon
teu
add minisster

yeu guessed it
. . .
r e l a c k s a y s h u n   p h e r a b y

*clears froat*
a little lower and teu my left

o
*whisbers*
and.
blease.
. . .
teu.
. . .
hold. my. head. 

*jumbs*
O MY
time for
Gee Whee Are Feeling Sbeshull
Wheffer Feature

wright wright
all ob a berry sudden
flooding rains
. . .
and I fink yeu can see
w h y
whee feel
s o   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l

out ob no where
hard rains

*hahaha*
whashing a whay
the big bird businesses

buckets
and
buckets

b u c k e t s

falling hard

and
here iss me
whatching the Photographer

and then
whondering
what whee look like on teebee

whee look like
t h a t   b i g   r e d   b l o b

[whee libbs just abbubs the wheffer deude's right hand]
and it iss really coming down

butt
n o   w h o r r i e s

I whill juss whait
h e r e
until I can conbince her
it. iss. time.

 yess. yessss. YESSS.
And that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
seuberbising the Chef
ass
she scoobs a cub ob kibbles

and
chobs chobs chobs
chobs chobs chobs
chobs chobs chobs

bolitely offering me
a   t a s t y   t a s t e
ob
each tasty ingredient

and now
teunight's bresentation:
. . .

salmon and legumes kibble
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
fresh baby carrots
fresh whatter melon
fresh bink lady abble

baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters 

i m b e c k a b l e   m a n n e r s

d r o o l s

*release*
and
g o b b l e s

*burb*
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing

no longer raining
the whatters habbs drained
and
what ... isss ... that... i see

o m d

it's
. . .
E A R L

E A R L .   T H E .   S Q U I R R E L .

and
I fink I can sbeak for all ob yeu
such a shame I amb on
m y   s t r i n g

first Earl
on the ground
and then
G I N G E R

in the tree
. . .
juss whatch her whatch uss

yess yessss
what a whonder full Friday
and now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Blease Teu Gibbs Me
The Friday Night Cheu

yess yessss
it iss hard teu conceal
m y   e c k s i t e m e n t

I lubbs yeu, Mom.
I deu.

and wif no furfer delay
. . .
b u l l y s t i c k

shake it
pounce on it

whork the end

smoke it lie a stogey

yess yessss
at the end ob
a berry stress full wheek
it iss imbortant teu
j u s s   l e t   g o

it iss all so good teu
r e m e m b e r
. . .
"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow,
it empties today of its strength."
- Corrie ten Boom

and in
t h e   g r e a t   b r o p h e t i c k   w h o r d s
ob
P h a r r e l l   W i l l i a m s
*cues musick on more time*
. . .

because I'm habby
clab along if yeu feel like a reum wifout a reuf
because I'm habby
clab along

if yeu feel

like

habbiness is the treuf
because I'm habby
clab along if yeu know what habbiness iss teu yeu
because I'm habby
clab along if yeu feel like that's what yeu wanna deu

. . .