Friday Night Wrights: Our Too Little Too Late Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome
teu

Friday Night Wrights
Our Teu Little 
Teu Late
Edition

that's wright.

the Mom iss

far teu busy
wif facktory fings

and if that iss knot

bad enough

the Photographer's

f l a s h   f i n g

iss on

the fritz
butt enough wif the comblaining

. . .

let's get wright teu

our seasonal feature

what iss called

H a b b y   S u m m e r

yess yesssss

Saturday June 21
iss

the berry first day ob

s u m m e r

 and

whee celebrated

t h e   s u m m e r   s o l s t i c e

 by deuing

a   j i l l i o n   c h o r e s

what iss

knot all that fun

butt here's the good bart

. . .

whee are

t e u g e f f e r
teugeffer

on thiss

t h e   l o n g e s t   d a y   o b   t h e   y e a r

juss

t h e   t e u   o b   u s s
. . .

and

o u r   g h e t t o   h i l l b i l l y
c l o b e s   d r y e r

and that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
E L   N I N O

 blease teu fore gibbs
...
I deu knot know how teu but
the ~ ober the n

 now what
[yeu ask]
iss
E l   N i n o
w i f   a   ~   o b e r   t h e   N
W h e f f e r

for uss it means
s t o r m y   s t o r m s
funder
lightning
hell
windy winds
l o t s   o b   r a i nand
berry dramatickal skies

and wif each change ob the wheffer
...
the Mom finks ob her
The Lukeand iss
berry berry berry fank full
I amb un-phazed
*nods*

and iss

berry berry berry fank full

I amb unphazed

*nods*

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our better late than nebber feature

what iss called
taking it on the road
for
distrackshun training

wright wright

whee are be hind shedyeu'll

butt thiss wheek

My Aunt Karen

iss meeting uss at

Betco where the Bets go

teu train

d i s t r a c k s h u n s

and

Dear Lord

there are

tons ob em

butt in their sbite

whee bracktissed:

heelings

fo-cusses

recalls

sits for ecksams

and then

I come home teu habbs my whay

wif

b a y c a y s h u n   m o n k e y

 berry many sbeshull fanks

teu Aunt Karen
for boaf
the monkey

and
going out ob her whay
teu assist uss in
o u r   t r a i n i n g
- - - - - 

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Teusday

what dubbles ass
our feature
called
when whee realize
the camera iss on the fritz

 on a counta
she deus knot seem teu be
takin
t h e   b i c k s h e r
the Photographer snabs

 and
there iss
f o g   w h a t   i s s   k n o t   r e a l l y   h e r e

 and
iss there
a   s t r e e k

and so then
whee take
o u r   p h o t o g r a p h y
in ob doors 

 and eben though
these bickshers look ok
. . .
they are tooken wif
t h e   e y e   f l a s h
and
my eye balls are
c l o s e d

 and so
the Photographer
takes about ate teen bickshers
four teen ob which are
b l a c k
one ob which iss
m e   r a n d o m   s t a n d i n g

 teu ob which are
w h i t e
and a nodder one ob which iss
T h e   C o m e t   W i n d o w   S i l l

 and on a counta
whee lubbs thiss camera
. . .
whee take it out ob doors
for some
n o   f l a s h   e c k s e r s i z e

 and here iss
our Teusday sky
sad. and. drear. eeeee.

 and
here I amb
reuting a round for
june bugs

 and
here I amb
dining from
the hedgitarian buffay

 and
here I amb
d r o b b i n g   i t
l e a b i n g   i t

and now it iss
t i m e
teu come in ob doors 

 yesss yessss
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Wednesday Yay The Mom iss Home

 and while
I whas
h o m e   a l o n e
the stormy storms did
. . .
s t o r m

leabing
the standing whatters 

 and making
e b b e r y   s i n g l e   f i n g

 whay whay whay
m o r e   i n t e r e s t i n g

 and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia

what whee kick off wif
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
and all so
the testing ob the camera 

 o
habbs I tole Yeu lately
. . .
I lubbs Chees

and
I deu sneuberbise:|
beel the blastick
chob chob chob
bag the tidbits 

 and now
blease teu reward
m y   t r i c k s
and
o f f e r e d   b e h a b i o r s

*bow*

*chuckles*

and now
eben wif
the sell phone camera
my eyes are
s h u t 

mean while teu
the Photographer
bulls out a brand new camera
iss charging an ole camera
and
iss hobing the current camera
gets her ackt teu geffer 

and now

knowing what I know

a bout

Skool Day

I whonder

...

iss it time

no
no
it. iss. knot.

in fack
the Staff habbs
many deuties
teu accomblish when
the wheffer breaks

yess yesss
she habbs
yard chores

and all so
trash and recycling chores

on a counta
the big trucks
come round on Fursdays

and eben
the Garbage Staff
needs sneuberbision

I deu all so like teu be
o n   t h e   r e a d y

for when
l a s t   c a l l
iss announced

small business ... check
come a running ... check

board the Trolley ... CHECK

and whee are off
teu
my habby blayce

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Skool

where whee whork on
m a n y   f u n   f i n g s

starting wif

h e e l i n g   e c k s e r s i z e s

what are

berry imbortant teu uss

since

heeling iss our

a   k i l l y ' s   h e e l

and
I amb habby teu rebort
whee berformed berry whell

and then
whee all so whorked onlike

r i g h t   h e r e

stands
what are knot my fortay
butt
I amb whorking on it

stays
what ... berry surbrisingly
ARE
my fortay

and
finishes and fronts
what are
bretty good and getting better
. . .
and ass it iss
our lasst night ob thiss class
whee listen intently teu
the many bearls ob
whizdum and adbice

and then wif

yawny yawns

and after

lots and lots ob

b a r k i n g   l o t   g a b b i n g

wif friends

whee board the Trolley
for
the short trib home

where whee curl ub for

o u r   a f t e r   s k o o l

t e a m   t a l k

*whisbers*

yess yessss whee can deu thisss

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our feature ob horror

what whee call

the fourteen hour whork day Fursday

. . .

I dissabbroob.

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

and on
the bright side
the Mom Staff
iss schedyeulled teu
w h o r k   f r o m   h o m e
teuday

what means
she iss ub early whorking
and
Larry The AC Guy
can come teu reblace
our ac coil

it all so means
a   b i g   s u r b r i s e   f o r   m e

what iss starting off wif
c h o b b i n g   o b   c h e e

followed by
a brisk fun blay full outing

and wif
a swish ob
m y   f l u f f y   t a i l

and a look that says
I   K N O W

whee board

the Trolley

where o where
are
whee going

whee whent teu
*drumb roll*
My Skool
for
a   b r i b a t e   l e s s o n

~ lots ob bracktiss ~
~ tons ob instrucksun ~
~ loads ob advice and subbort ~
. . .
no bickshers
butt
a   b i g   h u n k   o b   w h a t t e r m e l o n

and now I musst say
. . .
whee are
t h e   l u c k i e s t   b o y   a n d   h a n d l e r
ebber teu be

whee deu knot habbs
the natural talent

butt
whee habbs
t h e   b e r r y   b e r r y   b e r r y
B E R R Y   B E S T   T R A I N E R S

I mean
they habbs
t h e   b a y s h u n s
teu lead and guide
uss teu
berry green unskilled whorkers

a shuring uss that
no question iss a dumb question
they all so under stand our humor

and
t h e y   b e l i e b e   i n   u s s

and
ass whee abbroach
o u r   f i r s t   t r i a l s
*nibbles nails*

one fing iss  for sure
. . .
whee owe them for
o u r   s u c c e s s e s

and iff whee fail
it iss on a counta
(1)   the Handler's nerbes
(2)   my little reum to ring timing

(3)   ay-dee-dee
(4)   fly ball barking i can hear them eben if yeu can knot
(5) the little kid eating a hot dog in the front row
(6) enter any ob the Mom's nightmares here

and
wif the ecksebshun ob (1)
our success mosely debends on
taking our training on the road

training for
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

whee are far be hind
blaying catch ub
and
t r y i n g   o u r   b e s t

*hahaha*
butt for now
whee are at
MYTIBURGER

whaiting on
t h e   t a s t i e s t   b u r g e r   i n   t o w n

and taking
s e l f i e s

o u r   h u n g e r
habbs gotten the best ob uss
. . .
mytiburger wif chees
tasty french fries
tea

and ok ok
theese fings might knot fill
our starbing bellys

so blease teu all so gibbs uss
a   h o t   a b b l e   b i e

so

whee can go home

and

(1)   eat a tiny frackshun ob that

(2)   whait on Larry The AC Guy

(3)   the Mom can whork for the facktory

(4)   I can nab on the floors

(5) I can nab in my little reum

and that brings uss teu
my interior decorating feature
what iss called
m y   m o n k e y   d e c o r

wright wright
juss in front ob my little reum iss
my monkey billow
and then teu the norf
. . .
my monkey bocks
my monkey art

and now
that brings uss teu
our ah-oh feature
what iss called
the Mom logged inteu the Facktory from home in order teu be home teu meet Larry the AC Guy so he can reblace get our ac coil and now Larry the AC Guy says he iss knot coming teuday butt he may come teumorrow he can knot bromiss

the Mom iss knot habby
butt
I deu knot gibbs
a single flib ob the ear

here teuday - here teumorrow

here knot at all

it makes
no difference
teu me

on a counta
the Mom iss
h o m e   w i f   h e r   s w e e t   b o y

which iss

a s s   i t   s h o o d   b e

so ... no whorries
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard

and here iss
a blurry bicksher ob
a crabe myrtle bleum

and then teu

a more in focus bicksher ob

a crabe myrtle bleum

and here iss

a dragon fly

a teeny tiny mush reum

and

what iss thiss here

no no
I amb knot eating it
I amb jusst
. . .
checking it out

yesss

thisssss

. . .

i t t y   b i t t y   e g g

and then that brings uss teu
a related feature
what iss called
stuff on my batt-ee-yo
. . .
my Christmas Cacktuss iss growing

and juss look at
My Aloe

Miss Vera
iss looking ober her
 a coffee drinking frog

and sbeaking ob

. . .

thiss little guy libbs on our batt-ee-yo

and

the Mom iss hiss body guard

and then teu

there iss

a berry interesting dead twig

ob course all so in my yard

iss

f r e s h   c u t   g r a s s e s

and where there are fresh cut grasses

there are

s w e e t   r o l l s

and yesss yesssss
thiss one iss
seuber sweet

comblete wif
the donkey leg kicks

what o what

iss so wrong wif

a sweet roll

I deu knot know
butt
it iss hot out here

and
when the Wharden Mom
there are
no more fun acktibities allowed

whee head

in ob doors

teu register for

The Houston Whorld Series ob Dog Shows

*look ob terror*

a little facktory whork
a little tee bee

and
a little nab

un till that iss
F I B E   O   C L O C K

when I a nnounce
It. Iss. Time.

time for our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
here iss me

Reufus
The Seu Chef

closely sneuberbising
the gaffering ob food stuffs
chobbings and slicings

and now

teunight's bresentation

. . .

salmon and legume kibbles

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

fresh cut baby carrots

fresh diced seedless whatter melon

baired nicely wif

Ozarka Sbring Whatters

g o o d   m a n n e r s

*release*
and
a   h e a l f y   a b b e t i t e

and now it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

our after dinner outing

in
the hot and berry bright sun shine
and thiss here iss
our norf sky

and wif
big business combleted
whee baws for
our regular feature
what iss called
a mini phot sheut

and
here I amb finking
what look shall I gibbs yeu neckst

how a bout
. . .
i n n o s i n t

and now
iff I juss habbed my glasses
I gibbs yeu
. . .
s t e u d i o u s

yess yesss

I amb

a   b e r r y   g o o d   p h e s b i a n

and now

take a look at

our whest sky

and be fore whee go in
. . .
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g

yesss yessss
I deu lubbs
training time
- - - - -
and now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and here I amb
r a c i n g
teu
t h e   c h e u   s b o t

where
t h i s s   b u l l y   s t i c k
iss shown
w h e u   i s s   b o s s

that's wright
m e
I smoke yeu like a siggar

I
nibble nibble nibble
crunch crunch crunch

I sabor yeu

and then suddenly and wifout wharning

*boof*

yeu are gone

- - - - -

and now

My Friends

it iss time teu go teu sweebs

and my foughts turn teu
g r a t i t u d e
. . .
Fank Yeu Lord
for
Lubbs and Friendshibs and Mom
for
Good Healf, Tasty Foods and Time
. . .
Our Treasures

lights out
night night
. . .
amen