Friday Night Wrights: Too Frazzled for a Theme Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Teu Frazzled four a Pheme

Edition

yess yesssss

the Mom Staff

iss

a   d o n k e y   o n   t h e   e d g e

deu teu
crazy bizzy times
at the Facktory

and whell
. . .
it iss no secret
that
the Mom
iss a bit
t o u c h e d
any whay

on a counta
t h e   n u t
deus knot fall far from
the tree

*uhhhh*

whait a minute

- - - - -

ok

so any whay

let's kick off

our phemeless edition

wif

our regular feature

what iss called

our minimal wheekend

the Concierge

delibbers

some cold stuff

. . .

whee sbend some time

out ob doors

and then ob course

whee come

in ob doors

where

for the bast few wheeks

I habbs

t h e   i t c h y   s c r a t c h i e s

and then when
the HouseKeeber
takes a break
. . .
I disblay
m y   f e a r   o b   M i s t e r   D y s o n

*ha ha*

can yeu see

a l l   m y   f u r

in the cannister

. . .

o

and

the berry mose funnest

after dark fing

. . .

j u n e   b u g   s n a t c h i n g

and
s n a c k i n g

they are
f u l l   o b   b r o t e i n

and
they are
e b b e r y w h e r e

and for
s o m e
k n o t   e a s i l y   u n d e r s t o o d
r e a s o n
the Mom skreeches
" REUFUS COME HERE COME HERE COME HERE "

and deu teu

the Mom's Donkey's GBS coordinates

. . .

I COME HERE

[or raffer... THERE ass the case may be]

no questions asked

and then

I all so deu send the Donkey teu

C H I L L

wif

Friends and a Rita

yess yesss

on a counta

the berry besst donkey

iss

a  h a b b y   a s s   d o n k e y

*nods*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Monday

ugh
I deu hate teu loose
the Staff
back teu
that dumb ole facktory

butt

I deu lubbs

o u r   a f t e r n o o n   r e u n i o n

eben in
the shadow ob
m y   b e l u b b e d
now dead becan tree

*sobs*
and
*shniffs*
ok mosely
*shniffs*

and then

I deu takes

a   m o m e n t

teu lissten teu

t h e   s t o r i e s   o b   t h e   M o m

on a counta
yeu know

t h e   d o n k e y   f i n g

and then
I remind her
l i f e   i s s   s w e e t

and
w h e e   a r e   a   t e a m

and being
t e u g e f f e r
iss what iss imbortant

whell
t h a t

and
keebing me in
t h e   s w e e t   l i f e s t y l e

teu which
I   h a b b s   g r o w n   a c c u s t o m e d

*snores*

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and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Teusday

and when

on the commute teu the facktory
juss look in front ob the Trolley

I D L 9 9

what made me fink

I D L 9 9 2

yess yessss

I deu lubbs

J J   W A T T

teu

I may knot be

a big Texans fan

butt known ass

the Robin Hood ob the NFL

J J

iss

a real blessing teu the community

wheffer

full filling

the dreams ob a 6 year old

standing ub for

a fan

 or

sbending time wif the troobs

JJ iss juss a

ole fashioned all round

g o o d   g u y

and

hiss motto

D R E A M   B I G

W O R K   H A R D

iss

i n s b i r a t i o n

teu uss

on a counta

w h e e   d e u
DREAM BIG
WHORK HARD

and now
back teu
the imbortant tobicks
. . .
such ass
m y s e l f 

now it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

after facktory Teusday

lotsa

catch ub shnoofing

and then
a bit ob
b o s i n g   f o r   l i b b e r s

gibbing yeu
my far a whay foughts
bose

m y   s e u b e r   m a n

bose

haha
m y   s i l l y

m y   s i l l y

bart teu

o yess yessss
m y   h a b b y

and then
*gaffers foughts quickly*
. . .   m y   s o m b e r   . . .

and now
breaking bose
and
running in

it iss time for
our once a monf feature
what isss called
Advantage Multi
Goob Day

and that means
Me and the Mom
in the half baff

a slib leash

slibbed ober

the door knob

g o o b

abblied

and then I

stand and stand and stand and stand

while the Mom

sings and sings and sings and sings

and then
wif encouragement
I lie down

on
the big bed

teu let
the nasty goob
s i n k   i n

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackedemia

yess yesssss
it isss
Wednesday

and time for

the traditional
chobbing ob the chee

one rogue chee

and here I amb
begging sitting for
t h e   o n e   r o g u e   c h e e

and what all whays follows
iss
the traditional
bagging ob the libbers

and look look
o n e   r o g u e   l i b b e r

and here I amb
gibbing the beginnings ob
a   s b i n

and now
wif the Mom
short on her stebs

whee keeb it
m o o b i n g

eben
r u n n i n gz e u m i n g
a little

and then
in ob doors

so
whee can come back
out ob doors

out a round
the yards

and then
back on the borch

on a counta
I know whee are
b o a r d i n g   t h e   t r o l l e y
 berry berry soon

and
I deu knot whant teu be
l a t e

wright wright

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Skool

where
whee whorked berry hard on
attenshun cues

and right now our cue iss
"right here"
butt whee are finking teu train it ass
"whatch"

and then
whee whorked on
all manner ob
s t a y s

*sit*

*chill*
*sit ub and scratch*
*chill*
- - - - -
and now it iss time for
b o a r d   w h o r k

and here iss
a   t u c k   s i t   g e t   c l o s e

juss the first bart ob
all manner ob maneubers

and ob course
whee whorked on

fronts
turns
finishes
heeling
and
360s

whee gibbs it
o u r   a l l
and then
after class
whee hook ub teu diss cuss

Our Houston Whorld Series ob Dog Shows
G O A L S

tummy flutters
nibbled nails
a short car ride
sweet ub-beat chatter
and now
s i n c e r e   b r a y e r s

blease teu bring on
s w e e b

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

.  . .

and here iss

m y   b e r r y   o w n
b u t t e r s k h o t c h

making her escabe

ass the Mom leabes for the facktory

= I miss all the good stuff =
. . .
and now
here whee are
a f t e r   f a c k t o r y   f u r s d a y

it iss
a gorgeous day

bright
sun shine

beautiful
bleu sky

and it iss

garbage day

what means

the Mom Concierge

retriebes the cans from the street

while I

w h a t c h

and now wif
the lawn crew
come and gone
here I amb back out
for
some obserbayshuns

and
a small photo sheut

gibbing yeu
reflecktibbs

shweet

shilly

and now here I amb

o u t s t a n d i n g

in my field

and now teu

show yeu how

I lead the charge

teu
the in ob doors

whagging
my furry tail

while
I whaits for the Doorman

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Home Whork

I deu lubbs

m y   t r a i n i n g   t i m e

and thiss wheek

whee habbs whorked wif

m y   c o n e s

right turns
left turns
270s
360s
and
figyeur 8s
. . .
and here I amb
bracktissing figyeur 8s wif
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

I really whish

the Photographer cood figure out how teu

b i d e o   m y   w h o r k

butt for now
she habbs
berry many otter fings
teu handle teu
. . .
and now here I amb
c o o l i n g   o f f

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Christmas in June

yesss yessssss
My The Aunt Karen

sent me
thiss swell gift bag

it habbs been here in my home since Sunday

and

I habbs checked on it

e b b e r y   s i n g l e   d a y

and now

here I amb

ecksited a bout teu bust

l e t   u s s   o b e n   i t

O M D

I can knot beliebe
my eyes

c h o c k   f u l l   o b   m o n k e y s

and
I lubbs
ebbery single one

*giggles*
matching
my monkey shirt
. . .
a new collar and leash

yess yessssssss

a sicks foot leash

meeting
the requirements ob
akc beginner nobice trials
*snickers*
- - - - -
and juss look
a tuff frog
a nodder baycayshun monkey
a wubba monkey
a kong monkey
a flat monkey

monkey art whork
a monkey billow
a monkey bowl
a monkey sbonge holder

and here iss
my monkey art whork
i n s t a l l e d

o and all so
I receibed thiss
little billow cross stitch reminder

on a counta
the Santa
might knot know
odder whise
- - - - -
and here I amb wif
my kong monkey

I deu lubbs him

on a counta
hims iss soft but fick
and
hims nose deus
skweek skweeeeeek

in fack

I whill sweeb wif him

teunight

wif

berry berry berry

sbeshull fanks

teu

My The Aunt Karen

whee lubbs yeu SO much

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

the Mom

iss juss now

home for the wheek end

I amb dressed for the day

*bause teu scratch my itchies*

come on
oben that door

and
. . .
in the short time it took
for the Mom teu
unload the Trolley
dress me
and
oben the door
. . .
the sky habbs fickened ub

so
what's a boy teu take
in the rain
butt
a   s w e e t   r o l l

and ass yeu can imagine
wif the sky what iss angry

the Mom barks
" REUFUS NO REUFUS GET UB
REUFUS COME HERE REUFUS COME HERE NOW "
and
ok ok
I deu

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

and
incleuded teuday
. . .
my kong monkey

and some
quiet blay
wif
the Mom

and then when

the Mom

drifts off teu

s w e e b y   t o w n

I slib off teu

m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

where I enjoy
my new monkey decor

and then

wif

the urging ob the Mom

*release come stretch come*

and now

let's please to

g o   o u t

so I can

c h e c k   i t   a l l   o u t

teu early for the june bugs
teu hot for the squirrels

and
what iss it wif
the bubbarazzi

*quick run*
the berfeckt time

for
a hedgitarian snack

*drob it*

and now

what's that yeu say

time
.
teu
.
train

and here I amb
t e l l i n g   y e u   a   s t o r y

and then
I can knot ecksblain what habbened

it whass juss
t i m e   f o r   a   s w e e t   r o l l

and now
brought back in teu
f o c u s
here I amb showing yeu
m y   f r e e z e

and then

wif the berbal cue

" a l l   d o n e "

whee are
i n
and it iss
t i m e

yess yesssss
for
our regular feature
what iss caled
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
here I amb
whatching wif
a n t i s s i b a y s h u n

enjoying
a random
b i t e   o r   t e u

and here she iss
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh carrots
fresh whatter melons
fresh bink lady abbles garnish

yess yesssss
and she iss
a l l   m i n e

baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and

g o o d   m a n n e r s

ahhh yesssss
t a s t y   f o o d s

whashed down wif
a   b i g   b o w l   o b   w h a t t e r s

and now for
our after dinner outing

but knot be fore
I baws teu fank the Chef

fank yeu so much for the tasty foods
. . .
I lubbs yeu

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Stuff in Kingdom My Back Yard

my bretty bretty
crabe myrtle

what iss in

full bleum

and teu

our bride and joy

m y   b l e u m i n g   n i g h t   c i r r u s

iss making

a come back

. . .

and all wheek

my dead tree

habbs been

chock full ob birds

and

sbeaking ob birds

there iss

thiss member

ob

Our Dubb Fambily

and now

eubsy

*flush*

and now
it's time for
our fun feature
what iss called
Friday Free Styling

a nodder
s w e e t   r o l l
followed ub wif
b o n e   r a t t l i n g   s h a k e

uh huh
I'mb Silly

yeeeee-ahhhhh

and whell
being a sensitibbs boy and all
I deu
n u z z l e   u b
wif
the Mom

for
r e a s s u r a n c e
right before
I search for
j u s s s t   t h e   w r i g h t   s b o t

four
yeu guessed it
a   s w e e t   r o l l

and now inside

I beliebe

it. iss. time.

yess yessss
time for
our regular feature

what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and
teunight's selection
iss
*drumb roll*
a   b i g   f i c k   b u l l y   s t i c k

and
sometimes yeu habbs teu
show the stick
w h e u   i s s   b o s s

before
settling in teu
finish her off

and now

after a long bizzy stress full wheek

and ass

our home grows

b e a c e   f u l l   a n d   q u i e t

my foughts

turn teu

g r a t i t u d e

. . .

take no fing for granted

take bleasure in all fings shared wif those yeu lubbs
time iss our treasure

. . .

dream big

whork hard